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<Peron> happy canada day <@goatrope> i think you're early <Peron> not in newfoundland <P_40E> I hate newfoundland <Peron> it's the mississippi of canada <HunterX11> im sure mississippi is worse in many substantive ways <HunterX11> but they have an integer timezone <HunterX11> so it kinds of breaks even
<LSR> \ <LSR> .\ <LSR> ..\ <Hawaiian_Pig> 8=========D <LSR> ../ <LSR> ./ <LSR> / <LSR> STAND BACK ITS DICK VOLCANO <BierWiser> lol...
<Tex> hp wins <Tex> but wait <Tex> power outage <Tex> DOUG WINS <hp> ! <hp> hey <hp> jaedong was winning by a wide margin :X <Tex> sry dood, i check the replay <hp> put it this way <hp> if youre playin baseball and its the 7th inning and the score is 9-2 <hp> and the world explodes <Tex> stop <Tex> you said baseball <Tex> my brain literally shut down <hp> alright its the 3rd period <hp> its 5-2 <Tex> :OOOOOOOO <hp> and the arena explodes <hp> cant continue <Tex> 5-2 who <Tex> ? <hp> detroit vs habs :X <Tex> who has 5 <hp> detroit <Tex> ok this story is believeable <hp> lol <hp> HEY
<vector40> first, you freeze their genitals with liquid nitrogen
<hp> what is <hp> down <hp> what is <hp> up <hp> relative, terms, definitions <hp> nothing <hp> full circle <hp> i'm trapped. inside. this octavarium <HunterX11> you can define down pretty easily as toward the gradient of least resistance in a gravity well <masterslikk> lol <HunterX11> owned <hp> shit
<~KP> what the fuck is that hal <hal9001> kp, what? <~KP> is that you <hal9001> yeah <~KP> good god man <hal9001> :(
<synide> quit spoilzing it <synide> the fact that there is an ending is spoiler to me <LouisWu> lol <LouisWu> you're right, given Bungie's track record, that's not a guarantee
<Baal> you guys go to other IRC networks? <beagle237> yes <Lilith> usually only freenode for me <Baal> :o <Baal> like what <beagle237> IBO, beep, freenode, EFnet, DALnet, ZiRC, Bondage Net, KidsNet <sorahn> bondage net... <Baal> what channels do you go to? * sorahn is intrigued <beagle237> oops <JasonDM> and kidsnet <gunLzy> lol <beagle237> haha ignore the last 2
<gunluva> Hey guys, my mother decided to take a gander at #hbo. She saw Luci's name, and, well, freaked out. Needless to say, you won't be seeing me around. First off, I realize that I'm an adult and shouldn't let her tell me what to do, and such, but it ain't that easy. So, see ya.
* Bluestone (bluestone@Borg-C166705C.adsl.alicedsl.de) has joined #hbo <iDno> yeah he was so huge <iDno> ummmmmm hi bluestone <Bluestone> O.o <Infinite_Se7en> rofl <Tex> rofl <Slith> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1218743808326.jpg
<%insaneidiot> i need a P_40E * P_40E sets mode: +b *!*@* <%insaneidiot> lolwut * P_40E sets mode: -b *!*@* <@P_40E> pretty sure that was goatrope <%insaneidiot> rofl <goatrope> HAHAHA OWNAGE <goatrope> i typed "/mode #hbo +b *!*@*" and then a bunch of spaces so it scrolled off screen <goatrope> and left the computer <goatrope> looks like he just got owned <%insaneidiot> rofl
<KP> the raisins are overwhelming <KP> they're nature's candy, you know <@Kate> I KNOW <Teerack> i dont like em <@Kate> Yum. <KP> and the bran, well <KP> it makes you poop <KP> and i do enjoy my time on the porcelan throne <Dawn> kp poops a lot <Ze> I'm sold. <MrAlexZander> *90% of the sugar in Kellogg's Raisin Bran is natural sugar from the raisins themselves <KP> no i don't <&Dawn> he loves to eat mcdonald's also <MrAlexZander> I read that on the side of the box. <KP> that's why i have to eat raisin bran <KP> and if raisin bran doesn't make me poop, only then do i have mcdonald's <KP> it's like drano for your colon
<Pak> video games are overrated <hawk> like your genitalia <Pak> no one hypes my penis, thank you
<Tex> Im not even wearing pants <Trindacut> see <Trindacut> i was so quick it fucked the space time continueum <Tex> thats what she said <uber_chaos> snap <Trindacut> fuck
<VerdaFolio> wtf is with all the elite porn <VerdaFolio> who looked at the elites and said, "Man what if these things were boning each other." <Lucifer7> pinkuh <KP> pinkuh <Slith> Well... Pinkuh, for starters
<goatrope> cars <hawk> starcraft
<Konrad> http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Minesweeper/
<HunterX11> smart for the internet is still pretty dumb
<Bootsman> I had a quite interesting encounter in the train just now. <Bootsman> This guy I know was sitting a few seats from me and had his leg on the seat infront of him. <Bootsman> So this old lady comes up and starts nagging to him about how he shouldn't do so. Saying it's bad that his dirty legs ar on someone else's seat. <Bootsman> So the guy, who happens to be an ex-peacekeeper, grabs his leg and rips it off. <Bootsman> Prostetic, you see. <Bootsman> Hands it towards the lady and shouts "Well how about you take it to your seat, then!" <Bootsman> Lady shuts up and leaves the train on the next stop.
<DominoEffect> you're stroking it, even though it no longer exists? <Bootsman> Wait. What? :D <Dragon> Stroking what's left in the sink. <Bootsman> I FUCKING HOPE WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT COCKS
<~KP> i wonder how you go about requesting a fly-over for your event <~KP> i want one for my wedding. <~KP> and my funeral <~KP> if i have to choose, the funeral. <@P_40E> request a bombing run <@P_40E> then it'll be everyone's funeral
<Lucifer7> this recent issue of Wired has a p. cool issue on the Titan salvage crew <Narcogen> I like my titans clashed, not salvaged <Tex> I like my Titans remembered. <Cullen> I like my titans missile-y <Psychophan7> I like my titans * Psychophan7 is now known as Psycho|Sleep <Narcogen> I said titans, not tight ends <vector40> what
<Crab> we only use 1/3 of our muscles at any given time <Crab> thats so crazy <Cow> crab stop being gay and reading dumb facts <Crab> not reading faggot <Cow> hay guys if every muscle in the human body pulled in the same direction at the same time, it could pull 20 tons <Cow> isnt dat interestin <Crab> its on discovery channel <Cow> lol <Cow> gay <Crab> it is interesting <iDno> Hey guys, did you know that if every muscle in the human body pulled in a different direction at the same time, it would hurt a fuckton. <iDno> You would probably die. <Cow> 20 fucktons <iDno> XD
<Bootsman> agh. I think I have a bacterial infection in my mouth <Furhman> . . . <AstroZombie> ewz <Bootsman> I have a constant sour taste in my mouth and my tongue is all white. <Furhman> someone else take that, its too easy <AstroZombie> you got aids <Furhman> <3 boots <Bootsman> oh shit I just realized what I just said :DDDD <Bootsman> fuckin' rofl'ed <AstroZombie> rofl Bootsman <Furhman> lol
<Cullen> my dad and I have a rule <Pak> never kiss and tell?
<goatrope> make me an admin <goatrope> i promise i won't do anything bad <Trindacut> no <Trindacut> i would no sooner remove my own foreskin with a chainsaw than make you an admin <goatrope> ok we'll compromise
<Cullen> I didn't care about lost but if my family is gonna get into it then what the hell, might as well catch up <protospork> :| <protospork> my family watches walker texas ranger but I sure as hell don't <Cullen> there's a pretty major difference in quality here, protospork <protospork> does every episode of lost feature chuck norris roundhousing someone in the face? <Cullen> no, but it should <protospork> you're right, there is a difference in quality here <protospork> fuck lost * Narcogen likes Lost <Lucifer7> im sry u Lost me <Narcogen> I'd tell you, but the answer would be Lost on you. <Narcogen> And I promise, that's the Lost time I make a joke like this. <iDno> I'm at a lost as to why people would even watch a show like that. <Narcogen> Yeah, they should just cut their lostses and run. <Narcogen> Gollum. <iDno> What I don't get, is if the show is crashing and burning...and Stargate Atlantis is such a better show, why would they continue to make episodes...Isn't it clear that they've lost? <Narcogen> I went into that sentence and got so lost I couldn't find my way out.
<Cullen> http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii63/3of9/36-point-circular-grid.jpg <Cullen> dogchow^ <Cullen> that's how the stargate system works, not the square <Cullen> it was designed around galactic transportation, not a giant square <vector40> all I hear is giant square.
<Psychophant> looking nice would be a big plus <hawk> that's what she said <hawk> I'm not picky, I just want it HUGE <Tex> <_< * Tex scoots closer to hawk <hawk> yhelothar * Tex yawns and stretches her arms * Tex grabs hawks crotch * hawk stretches and grabs Tex's clavicle * Tex comes to the sudden realization that she has grabbed nothing but air * hawk implodes <hawk> my genitalia exists in a dimension not known to you... lesser beings <hawk> it's unreal, too bad you can't participate <Tex> In what? The state of Delusion? <HP> yeah imaginary <HP> hawk'spenis(i) <hawk> the 9th <Tex> Hawks penis ; sqrt(-1) <Tex> innnches <hawk> geeeeeeeeeeek <HP> ownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned <HP> pfft more like <HP> grade12matheek <HP> starts with g and ends with eek <Tex> greek <Tex> jesus that took me forever to think of <hawk> you were too busy thinking about my wang in 9D <Tex> Doesn't matter what dimension its in <Tex> it still aint in me * HP enters the 9th dimension * HP sees a dick <HP> :< <hawk> actually because of the extra five dimensions it's been in you three times <hawk> two of which were before you actually even existed <hawk> the third hasn't happened yet <hawk> rest assured, it's epic
<vector40> so I just made porn. <hawk> hot, upload it <vector40> I'm working on my running form <vector40> but what that boils down to in this case is filming myself running in place in my underwear <Psychophan7> thats not porn <vector40> later I touch myself. <Psychophan7> are genitalia present? <vector40> well they're not on vacation
<KP> i've been discriminating against her because she's a girl. but there's really no one else who's been around that long without being hopped. except cullen. and i think that's justified. <KP> and she blew me. <Konrad> fair enough
<Lucifer7> cullen, it's like 2 balls moving around <Lucifer7> and you have to draw lines to make them go into a hole <Bootsman> Kinda like dating.
<Narcogen> bandagenet? <Lucifer7> quick <Lucifer7> get in the gauze hog <Narcogen> oh.. my... god <DominoEffect> so, luci = stuntmutt? <DominoEffect> I never knew that <Narcogen> you have just lost all rights to groan at my jokes, in perpetuity <Lucifer7> yay!@ <Narcogen> and as an aside <Narcogen> I salute you <Narcogen> I am very nearly jealous.
<Bootsman> If the RROD doesn't vanish tomorrow, I'll towel-trick the box for one last gaming session and call microsoft on what to do with a shitty console <Bootsman> "Return it to sony" will most likely be the first awnser I get <Bootsman> But after that, I hope to get instructions on getting my 360 fixed
<Cullen> I love how dogs are always ecstatic to see you, no matter how long you've been gone. <Tex> My turtle is like that <vector40> your turtle. <vector40> your turtle is fucking excited to see you. <Tex> yes <vector40> does it clap its tiny flippers? <Tex> he swims into the glass towards me <Tex> even faster when my shirt is off
<Peronthious> hmm <Peronthious> maybe I don't hate Windows Media PLayer so much <Peronthious> while scanning for a library, it found some porn I've been looking for <Hawaiian_Pig> that's like finding money <Hawaiian_Pig> except the money has naked chicks on ita
* Joins: New001 (New001@Borg-B99D18EF.tukw.qwest.net) * New001 is now known as Frankie <Cow> hey its frankie <Frankie> It is <Frankie> I got nothin' * Quits: Frankie (New001@Borg-B99D18EF.tukw.qwest.net) (Quit: http://ibo.bungie.org/?irc)
* ricowork goes to work to slave for old ladies and their stupid-ass projects * protospork goes to do the same thing, only he isn't getting paid * ricowork laughs all the way to the bank, unlike protospork * protospork stabs * ricowork pays for his medical bills <protospork> :|
<goatrope> did you hear about the sequel to rock band <goatrope> it's called <goatrope> an entire orchestra <Cow lol> <Lucifer7> rofl <goatrope> you can play on xbl with 86 people at once <Cow> shutup goat <goatrope> get plastic violins <goatrope> and cellos <goatrope> and stuff <masterskill> hey cow how much is rock band <Cow> like $59 <Cow> without the instruments :P <goatrope> $59 to play with controllers <goatrope> can you sing <goatrope> on a controller <goatrope> do you use your xbl mic <goatrope> or do you spell the words <goatrope> BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY <masterskill> ...rofl
<vector40> new word for you guys. <vector40> queynte. <Hawaiian_Pig> gesundheit? <vector40> I'll give you a hint <vector40> babies come out of it <vector40> and it's not a nursery <Hawaiian_Pig> VAG? <vector40> presumably a twist of cunt <Hawaiian_Pig> that's rad <Hawaiian_Pig> how is that pronounced? <DrDoctor> that's is the weirdest word for vagina I've ever seen <vector40> quaint <Hawaiian_Pig> wild <vector40> guess what quaint meant <vector40> "a many-layered, in-folded mystery" <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <vector40> this language rules <Hawaiian_Pig> aahahaha
<hal9000> either way, math is irrelevant to intellegence <goatbusters> lol <Cow> lol <pj-> is spelling part of it?
<vector40> okay <vector40> konrad <vector40> if you were going to have sex with an NFL player <vector40> what position would you prefer <Konrad> full back <Tex> wide reciever
<retsamolah> Schooly, make the internet work. * Schooly_D has quit (Ping timeout) <retsamolah> bahaha <Boxer> rofl
<Hawaiian_Pig> hah <Hawaiian_Pig> http://tinyurl.com/3cwghp <Hawaiian_Pig> ill. <Psychophan8> that url is not tiny enouch <Hawaiian_Pig> eat a tiny dick <Psychophan8> k <Psychophan8> drop your pants <hawk> hah
* New001 joined the chat room. * ForcefulXCon eats New001 * New001 left the chat room (Quit: New001) <ForcefulXCon> :( * ForcefulXCon was kicked from the chat room by KP (cannibalism)
<vector40> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower_Brandon_Plantation <vector40> that is the new name for my genitals. <vector40> hey babe <vector40> you wanna visit the LOWER plantation? <vector40> it's got a newly erected silo <vector40> and two sturdy barns
<hobo343> here's an ascii representation <hobo343> 8====D <hobo343> X====D <hobo343> ====D <hobo343> <hobo343> <hobo343> 8 <hobo343> yeah <hobo343> we think it's a piercing job gone wrong <hobo343> or maybe a sex change op <hobo343> probably the former <hobo343> I kept it open after the first 2 shocks to inspect it <crunkocalypse> did you really <hobo343> well yeah, we were inspecting it <hobo343> not you though <hobo343> but the channel was <crunkocalypse> did you come to any startling discoveries <hobo343> well <Crab> the balls are inert <Pak> lmao <hobo343> the bed is covered in plast-- <hobo343> rofl
<ForcefulSexCon> Tis' quiet.. <ForcefulSexCon> Too quiet. <Duracell> that's what she said <ForcefulSexCon> He, in your case. * Nomi (8101dd0d@Borg-1D3C5C2F.smallbits.com) has joined #hbo <Boxer> speaking of... <Boxer> here he is now
<Crab> alice springs chicken <Crab> best thing from outback <Doug> roadkill koala <Doug> waaay better <Crab> i might have to try that <Crab> want to go out to dinner with me doug <Crab> ? <Doug> ...are you coming onto me? <vector40> you know <Crab> you're terribly sexy <Doug> yo I've come to terms with you being a straight pedophile with epic <Doug> but I'm a dude, dude. <vector40> if I were a girl <vector40> without any question <vector40> I would have a bukkake encounter <Crab> wow <vector40> just so at the moment of truth <Crab> wooooow <vector40> I could say <vector40> "Are you coming on to me?" <Doug> lol <vector40> in that moment <vector40> I would achieve grace
<KPismo> so Trixie made the mistake of letting me know what her most feared movie ever was. <KPismo> fear as in she used to lock herself in the bathroom and sing the star-spangled banner so she couldn't hear or see it, when the trailer came on <Konrad> what movie? <KPismo> so naturally, I completely abuse her trust and order the movie (Magic, Anthony Hopkins, trailer's on Youtube) and send a copy to her house <KPismo> she got it today <KPismo> calls me to yell at me for a while <KPismo> and then she just got online to tell me that her 15 year old son has been putting it in random places all night <KPismo> to fuck with her <Konrad> lol <Pak> lmao <goatrope> heh
<Psychophan7> when does AC come out? 13th or 14th? <vector40> summertime <Psychophan7> well played, sir outoftheloop <vector40> well responded, sir overyourhead
<&Narcogen> your mother is a Bungie tradition <&Narcogen> and so are the jokes
<Psychophant> fucking machine <Boxer> sounds kinky <Psychophant> lags like a bitch <Psychophant> then rejects all attempts to open the disc drive <Boxer> teasing you is it? <Psychophant> but it queued all the attempts <Psychophant> and now its just opening <Psychophant> and closing <Boxer> all like, here just stick your disc in <Boxer> then, BAM! no <Psychophant> YES <Psychophant> thats exactly what its doing <Psychophant> I tried to put my disc in but it snatched it and consumed half of it <Boxer> then you force your disc in and the police show up the next morning talking about sexual assault <Pak> sexually assaulting dvd players? <Psychophant> I had to grab the tray firmly before smacking that ho
<hp> man, give me pro golf before mlg <Lucifer7> hp, golf already has its own TV channel <Pak> ^5 hp <Schooly_D> did someone say golf? <Geary> at least golf isn't filled with a bunch of NERRRRRRRRDS <Lucifer7> schooly there's this big golf course nearby 1v1 mlg-style? <Schooly_D> I've never condoned mlg 1v1's <Pak> lol <Pak> 5 iron start guyse <Lucifer7> major league golf <Lucifer7> you big noob <masterskill> golf isnt as pro as mlg because it doesnt have people all "ARGH THIS MAP IS FUCKING LAME PUTTERS ARE FOR FUCKING NOOBS PROS USE 9 IRONS ON THE GREEN" <masterskill> *bxgolf* <hp> ahahahah <Lucifer7> rofl <hp> lol oh god. <Konrad> lol
<masterskill> my washing machine is all unce unce unce unce unce
<KP> i'm more than comfortable with the cold <hawk> do you roll around naked in the snow? <Hawaiian_Pig> you don't live in canada <Hawaiian_Pig> igloos. <KP> often <hawk> you win <KP> sometimes i have sex with ice <icefire> I feel so violated
<SG> I asked her how many guys she'd slept with before me <SG> it was 10, I was #11 <SG> so... <SG> yeah <Boxer> so she goes all the way to 11?
<Geary> I need to take more photoes <Geary> ... <Geary> photos <Geary> PHO-TOES! <hp> nice one foxcross <Psychophan8> photatoes? <Geary> po-ta-...shutup <hp> pho tat toes <hp> boil em <hp> mash em <Geary> mo naket hoes <hp> develop em in a lab <goatrope> someone took a knife to my foot <goatrope> and now i only have photoes <hp> ...rofl <Geary> .... <Geary> ahaha <hp> lol im dying <insaneidiot> so goat's auditioning for stuntmutt's job now?
<madmax> there was a great bug with Miranda <madmax> all of the occurences of her in the game were replaced with her with the brute spikes sticking out <madmax> so she was wandering around in Base with spikes sticking out <madmax> I filed a bug <madmax> "Miranda is not adhering to UNSC piercing regulations" <Thorny> lol <Cullen> lol <goatrope> lol <Lucifer7> lol
<Konbex> OK HP <Konbex> What are they building <Narcogen> Kon, it's not absurd. It's just unnecessary. <sexybabygurl69> sentinels are clearly capable of slipsace travel <masterskill> onyx said they are...didnt they? <masterskill> that they zoomed off? <Konbex> Where are they going <Blackstar> to war <sexybabygurl69> rofl <masterskill> rofl <Konbex> lol <Konbex> well played <sexybabygurl69> holy shit blackstar <Blackstar> :) <Blackstar> sorry, I just had to
<Psychophan7> I'll call gamestop or something <Psychophan7> ask them about my legendary <Geary> "sorry we dont' sell the legendary package to gay people" <Psychophan7> well, fuck <Blackstar> So, you called already huh Geary?
<vector40> I'm flipping through a list of careers on a job site -.- <vector40> meter reader. score. <vector40> this is actually hard work. half of these I look at and go "dope," but that's not because I'd enjoy doing them, I'd just like to be able to say I'm a cartographer <vector40> if I was a tree trimmer I'd call myself a "branch manager." <xXxFallen_AngelxXx> ...rofl
<@HP> brown isnt a skin color <@HP> it's been renamed <Crab> TERROR <Crab> lol <@HP> ^
<Cullen> but yeah, the time I was banned for months was for pasting 38 lines <LouisWu> that was the straw, cullen... <Cullen> oh <goatrope> hahaha yess ban louiswu <LouisWu> but you'd been loading the camel for a long time. <Cullen> well then <Narcogen> CONFIRMED: WU=CAMEL <goatrope> how many humps do u have louiswu <Banshee_105> Nice. <LouisWu> that might explain why I don't pee so often... <LouisWu> my humps? MY HUMPS? <LouisWu> My lovely lady humps?
<DominoEffect> good morning/afternoon/whatever time it is in kazakhiland, narc <Narcogen> mornin' <Narcogen> well, morning to you maybe <Narcogen> here it's past 6 PM <DominoEffect> 6:20am here <DominoEffect> just got out of work <DominoEffect> I GOT TO MAKE VAGINA SPREADERS TODAY <MrSprout> What? <DominoEffect> 'vagina speculas' as my supervisor said to me at least 20 times <DominoEffect> I kept calling 'em vagina spreaders, and he got mad <Narcogen> *make* them? Do you work in a medical instruments factory? <DominoEffect> my logic was "they spread vaginas. therefore, vagina spreaders." <DominoEffect> yes, actually <Narcogen> ... <DominoEffect> well, not medical instruments, but plastics <DominoEffect> 70% of what we make are medical instruments though <MrSprout> How does one do a quality control test on those? <DominoEffect> sprout... <DominoEffect> I dont know, but it's a guy that does the QC tests on them <DominoEffect> I'm afraid to ask what he does with them <Narcogen> Take a test model out in the street and see how many vaginas you can spread in an hour <Narcogen> If you can do 30 or better, it's a good one <zer> lmao <DominoEffect> rofl narc
<goatrope> geary uses ie <goatrope> he also said mac users are gay??? * Geary was kicked by LouisWu (that's totally wrong.) * Joins: Geary <Geary> ok fine <Geary> bi* <Geary> how's that * Geary was kicked by LouisWu (that's wrong too) * Joins: Geary <Geary> trannies? * Geary was kicked by LouisWu (three...) * Joins: Geary <Geary> drag queens! <LouisWu> fuckin' a, geary. <Geary> ... <Geary> not what I was expecting <Cullen> geary nailed it, didn't he * LouisWu sets mode: +b *!*jgeary2@host-117-177.ilcuito.clients.pavlovmedia.com * Geary was kicked by LouisWu (nonono) * MorningStar roffles * LouisWu sets mode: -b *!*jgeary2@host-117-177.ilcuito.clients.pavlovmedia.com * Joins: Geary <Geary> I'm sorry but you said yes there's no changing it
<Ezandora> did you find a way to deinterlace the recorded video, goatrope? <goatrope> Ezandora i told you i don't know what deinterlacing is or does <ShaunHashim> seriously goat? <goatrope> yes <goatrope> something to do with video compression? <Ezandora> from your perspective, it's something you apply to your videos to make those lines when you move go away <ShaunHashim> you're such a video noob <goatrope> oh wait i remember it's he process of converting interlaced video (a sequence of fields) into a non-interlaced form (a sequence of frames). This is a fundamentally lossy process that must always produce some image degradation, since it ideally requires "temporal interpolation" which involves guessing the movement of every object in the image and applying motion correction to every object. <Ezandora> look for a checkbox somewhere labeled "Deinterlace video" maybe <goatrope> ok <Psychophan7> you sound like an encyclopedia, goat! <ShaunHashim> [citation needed]
<GhostFaction> you're an admin <goatrope> not really gf <goatrope> i mean technically i am <HP[tSD]> btw guyz <goatrope> but i'm not involved in anything <HP[tSD]> stop abbreviating ghost faction to gf <HP[tSD]> it looks weird. <goatrope> sorry hp <GhostFaction> you're just an inactive admin <GhostFaction> you can become active whenever you want <masterskill> hey hey you you I dont like your GhostFaction <Lucifer7> rofl ms <goatrope> lol. <HP[tSD]> rofl <GhostFaction> lol
<DominoEffect> so, something awesome happened at work tonight <DominoEffect> talking to this guy in the lunch room on break <DominoEffect> turns out he plays halo <DominoEffect> so I was telling him about hbo and whatnot <DominoEffect> hbo, hih, all the good stuff <DominoEffect> in the middle of the conversation <DominoEffect> someone on the overhead says <DominoEffect> "Would Stephen (whatever the guy's last name was) please call John at extension 117, thank you." <DominoEffect> he just looked at me and said "....Oh shit" <DominoEffect> it was lol.
<Cullen> http://pfordee.com/cullen/halo_uprising_lol.jpg <Cullen> I has a comic <Hawaiian_Pig> brrrt <Hawaiian_Pig> brrrt <Hawaiian_Pig> brrrt <Hawaiian_Pig> brrrrt <Hawaiian_Pig> ernie <Cullen> lmao <Hawaiian_Pig> come on that was gol-- thanks
<vec-out> man I don't care what you say <vec-out> she was hot <vec-out> he <vec-out> man whatever <vec-out> you only live once <vec-out> life's too short to waste on confirming genders <vec-out> with IDs and examinations and shit <Geary> "oh yea babe you got a great bo...is that a penis?...whatever we're this far already" <vec-out> yeah dude <vec-out> you don't waste that <vec-out> you just spent all night <vec-out> creating this moment <vec-out> you gonna trip just cause there's a penis? <vec-out> I mean, I grant that there's a logistical issue <vec-out> you don't know where to go from there <vec-out> but that's why you study in advance <vec-out> so in that adrenalized moment <vec-out> you can fall back on training <vec-out> and put it in the butt
<masterskill> becausebecausebecausebecosbecosbycosbycosbycosby show
<DominoEffect> my parts list on newegg just hit 3300 dollars <DominoEffect> :| <DominoEffect> this may take awhile <Narcogen> What are you building, a girlfriend? <DominoEffect> if you want to call it that, yes <DominoEffect> it'll get more action from me than any woman, though <Narcogen> What I want to call it probably isn't the point <DominoEffect> wait <DominoEffect> ....oh goddamnit
* goatrope penetrates pman's soft fleshy oh god i can't finish this line somebody shoot me please <hp> I'll finish it for you <hp> *goatrope penetrates pman's soft fleshy thanksgiving turkey <Permit2Kill> lol <Geary> ...rofl <hp> goat why would you fuck a turkey?
<hal9000> sigh <hal9000> you're too pathetic for my time <hal9000> star trek is on
<&KP> i have to go to work for a bit and then go to the mall. later all. nice to see you principal o'donnell. --- KP is now known as AFKP <@P_40E> later, KP <Marty> i gotta go too, buh bye <Zeouterlimits> ciao <Dante> ciao <-- Marty has quit (Quit: Leaving) <@Hawaiian_Pig> man, he sucks <&AFKP> i knew that'd work <Peronthious> old smelly bastard. --- AFKP is now known as KP <&KP> sucker <@P_40E> ..rofl <Peronthious> ahaha <Dante> lol <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol
<KP> i'm gonna be straight <dizzy> Not with that pink shirt you're not
<goatrope> IMAGINE... <goatrope> PODCATS <goatrope> MEOW :3 <hobo343> .... <hobo343> rofl
<goatrope> i used to think that "honour roll" at school was like "on a roll" <goatrope> it made sense
<@hobo343> lol @ quotes queue <@P_40E> lol @ HP's penis <@P_40E> I mean <@P_40E> nothing <@hobo343> SAME THING
<KP> Terrible in french means great. True story. <Hawaiian_Pig> je suis terrible <KP> ta mere est terrible dans le sac <Hawaiian_Pig> lol <Hawaiian_Pig> I'm willing to bet that our slang "sack" doesnt translate over well <KP> you know <KP> I'm surprised how much slang actually does just translate straight over <Cullen> What's bread in French? <KP> PAIN <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <Hawaiian_Pig> it's funny cause it's true <KP> THE BREAD TRAIN'S A COMIN BABY <KP> WOO WOO <KP> WOO WOO <Hawaiian_Pig> made me choke a bit on my ice cream bar
<Dante> Who started this battle salmon carp anyways?
<pj-> lol i hope nothing in halo 3 is like gow <Tex> LIKE ONLINE CO-OP?!
<Narcogen> if you're not a part of the solution, then you're a wheat farmer in kansas with a laser-powered monkey on rocket skates who can't speed read
* Zero gets shot in the chest. <Zero> You win. :*( <C8H10N4O2> I never even fired a shot * Lopez packs up his sniper rifle and calmly walks away
<goatrope> i know how to spell every word in the world so i never have that problem <DominoEffect> goat, spell antidisestablishmentarianism <goatrope> ntidisestablishmentarianism <Cow> ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM <Geary> antidisestablishmentarianism <Geary> MAGIC <DominoEffect> OWNED <Hawaiian_Pig> OWNED <goatrope> i hope you spelled it right <DominoEffect> FUCKING OWNED <goatrope> because i just c/p'd <Hawaiian_Pig> ahahhahaha <DominoEffect> NO YOU DID NOT <DominoEffect> AHAHAHA <goatrope> oh geez <goatrope> i missed <Hawaiian_Pig> ownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned <Cow> yeah <Cow> gj <goatrope> screw this game
<goatrope> kp is it true you can read truf without being there <KP> i see everything. <DominoEffect> then what am I doing right now? <DominoEffect> ...wait, that's too easy <KP> breaking rule #11. <DominoEffect> what was I doing 20 minutes ago? <KP> breaking rule #11. <DominoEffect> ....oh you're good
<eskay> you suck KP <KP> no, you suck kp <KP> ownt
<DominoEffect> fdcbgh./;./;,.lm,knmjnjbvnmjm,k./;hj`k`kl`l;'`;'` <DominoEffect> ... <DominoEffect> and so ends another lesson of 'how to clean your keyboard' with domino <DominoEffect> tune in next week when we go over ilyiolsug[rpg;p;pr';r'gr
<vector40> what the hell did you do to earn a raise <KP> trixie
<Seaborgium> What do you do if a friend of yours dies from baritosis? <Seaborgium> You Barium! <Seaborgium> What happened when Pb gained a proton? <Seaborgium> Its none of your Bismuth! <Seaborgium> What happens when you add one proton to a bunch of Chlorine atoms? <Seaborgium> They Argon! <Seaborgium> What did Calcium say to Gallium? <Seaborgium> I would have to go through a big transition to be like you! <Seaborgium> Why doesn't anyone invite element 107 to any parties? <Seaborgium> Because he is so Bohrium. <KP> i think you're done, SG. <Seaborgium> KP doesn't know a good joke from a bad one. <Seaborgium> He doesn't even have a Neon.
<Cullen> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick <Cullen> I wonder what Slippery Dick tastes like <Vinx> go and try it <Hawaiian_Pig> I'd love to eat some slippery dick * vector40 chews a bag of dicks thoughtfully <vector40> these things should really come in tins.
<vector40> ... <vector40> autocomplete on my phone just guessed "Gaymat" for "Hazmat" <Hawaiian_Pig> they know what people text <Hawaiian_Pig> idk my bff gaymat
<Poindexter_> Reg = Iz? <Dante> aye <Regicid3> You and I got along, please don't suddenly hate me. <Poindexter_> Oh God I thought we got rid of that faggot
<LouisWu> I saw that movie, vec <LouisWu> with julie andrews <eskay> dum dum dee doo <vector40> louis, did you just pop in to call yourself gay?
<haveblue> what if god was one of us <Geary> a lesbian with a fake nosering? <Foxcross> ? <vector40> do you really have "lesbian" on highlight, fox? <Geary> .... <Foxcross> it lights up red <Cullen> that's a yes * Geary adds to the list of reasons why he dislikes foxcross <vector40> fantastic <goatrope> heh <Foxcross> fuck off Geary I just have it colored as a object of intrest <Cullen> lesbian <Geary> yea ok <Foxcross> you can take it and spin on your ass you jerkoff <Foxcross> ^_^ <Cullen> >.> <Cullen> <.< <Geary> "SOMEONE SAID LESBIANS CLEARLY THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME <Geary> AND/OR THERE IS ONE THAT I CAN HIT ON" <vector40> sounds reasonable <vector40> I have "vector can I blow you" as a highlight
<Crab> can "rape" be blacklisted? <KP> no <KP> it's in grape. <madmax> "rape" is mildly annoying; people can "rape" me as much as they want, but as soon as it's directed at one of my female friends they are fucked (unless it's girl on girl rapeage) <KP> your girlfriend says it all the time though, max <KP> and she does the little hand signal <SHPanda> rape has a hand signal? <madmax> yeah <DominoEffect> oh, the stupid shit that tsquared does? <DominoEffect> that's so incredibly dumb <SHPanda> Oh, lol, I thought it was like the choking hand signal. <SHPanda> "Oh those lovebirds are having some nice, normal, sex. Oh shit, wait, no thats the rape handsignal, shes in trouble!"
<Regicid3> and if my Dad tells another person that I need to get fucking laid, I'm going to be very angry.
<Slith> Does anyone know what happens when you push a normal matter black hole into an antimatter black hole? <vector40> yeah slith. we don't know shit about either one, but I can certainly answer that. <vector40> let me just consult GALACTUS.
--> mejp44 (apatel117@Borg-95E540DC.brhm.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #hbo <mejp44> hi <KP> hey mejp44 <Raiden> the things I do when i get bored <goatrope> hello welcome to ibo <Raiden> goat and kp being nice in the same viewport? <Raiden> good god <KP> what the shit is a viewport <N1NJ4> I read this channel from a submarine
<Psychophan7> does anyone know another word for 'noon'? <dogchow> perhaps mid-day <protospork> mid-day is afternoon <dogchow> thesaurus.reference.com sex it's spelled midday, and that it is a synonym <dogchow> so fu proto <protospork> sex? <dogchow> sez. <protospork> oh <protospork> it makes so much more sense now <dogchow> I should hope so <dogchow> "Dude sorry I'm late but I stopped at McDonald's sex to pick up a Big Mac." <dogchow> I enjoy just throwing it in there occasionally <dogchow> keeps people on their toes <protospork> lol
* Veegie (TickyTum@Borg-37412687.client.mchsi.com) has joined #hbo <Veegie> :-o * Veegie high fives KP _o/\o_ * Veegie has quit (User is permanently banned (just kidding!))
<KP> i've been sitting on my keys for like an hour <KP> that should have hurt more <Geary> ......... <hp\h3> you're used to having things lodged up your butt
<DominoEffect> almost died laughing today at work <DominoEffect> literally <DominoEffect> I fell into a bin of knives <DominoEffect> You ever seen ocean's 11 (or 12 or 13), with the chinese guy that only speaks chinese, but everyone understands him just fine? <DominoEffect> Well, there's these spanish guys where I work that are pretty much like that; we call them "The Amigos" <DominoEffect> I was working in the kitchen, had the door open <DominoEffect> I heard some random spanish yelling <DominoEffect> Manager goes "WELL DO IT ANYWAY" <DominoEffect> More spanish yelling... <DominoEffect> Manager goes "WHAT? WELL WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?" <DominoEffect> More spanish yelling... <DominoEffect> Manager goes "WELL SEE WHAT IT DOES" <DominoEffect> hear a big explosion-esque 'boom' <DominoEffect> silence for like 10 seconds <DominoEffect> Manager goes "YEAH, SEE, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN" <dogchow> What did it do? <DominoEffect> air compressor thingy, side panel wasn't on all the way <DominoEffect> it got to like 40psi or something and the panel flew off into a shed
<goatrope> does wu actually tell annoying people to come here? <goatrope> that would explain so much <Trindacut> I found this place by myself goat <Narcogen> trind, the wise move there was to not automatically assume goat was referring to you <Trindacut> oh
<hal9000> and i was doing fine with my not eating <hal9000> ive found out that if i do nothing except sit in this chair all day, i dont get hungry <Jag> or laid, ever <hal9000> fuck you, jag <Jag> Sorry man, I said not ever.
<KP> my rep's taken a hit from the beta <KP> 14% avoidance, and of that: <hp> AVOID THIS PLAYER "REASON: KP" <iDno> XD <dogchow33> you should have expected it, kp <dogchow33> we all should * hp avoids KP <Boxer> "Reason: He stabbed me in the fucking face!!" <iDno> I've been avoiding KP for years now <KP> 18% for disruptive behavior. 27% Aggressive. 27% Unsporting. 9% Quit Early <hp> nice <KP> translation: 18% humping 27% humping 27% humping 9% pizza dude was here.
<Slith> You know that feeling you get when you visit goatse and get a boner?
<Dante> <Black Aye> Do you ever get noticed on Xbox Live when you play? <Dante> <Louis Wu> Occasionally. Usually folks are pretty polite, but there've been a number of people who take an inordinate amount of glee from humping the guy who runs HBO... <vector40> like his wife lol
<Konrad> fucking zonealarm <Konrad> I need to reboot, one minute <Nick2828> konard why are u using zone alarm <dogchow33> spell out the words for the love of god <Nick2828> alaram <dogchow33> ...
<KP> i once spent half an hour researching "psych" to see if that really was the proper spelling <Crab[h3]> mb <Crab[h3]> know idea if it is <KP> ...clearly
<Foxcross> :( hope yur not like that with your kids <Foxcross> your* <LouisWu> like what, fox? <LouisWu> overly aggressive? <Foxcross> nothing making a joke bout you being overly aggressive lol <LouisWu> Of course I am. I beat the shit out of them for no reason at all. Every day.
<Cullen> <Kaypi> why did you try to kickban me... <Cullen> <Kaypi> i am kp. <Cullen> THAT IS NOT KP <Cullen> THAT IS NOT KP AT ALL <Cullen> KP, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU <ZuP> Shouldn't it be Kaypee? <Cullen> no, he's been kaypi before <Cullen> which explains why his name is highlighted <goatrope> what channel is that, Cullen? <Cullen> #hih * Quits: Kaypi (kp@Borg-26ACB650.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by goatrope (don't use that nick anymore. thanks.)) <Cullen> he's on KP's connection <Cullen> gg goat <goatrope> wait <goatrope> oh god * Joins: Kaypi (kp@Borg-26ACB650.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) <goatrope> i'm so sorry * Quits: goatrope (mongofoote@Borg-BD29603C.bchsia.telus.net) (User is permanently banned (do it myself)) <Kaypi> ...lol
<Psychophan7> if someone cuts themself because they enjoy it, they're masochistic, right? <AFKP> i don't know if doing it yourself counts <AFKP> but deriving pleasure from being abused is masochism, so far as i knew <DominoEffect> I'm a psuedomasochist <DominoEffect> pretend to spank me >:3
<Simpson> The only way I can tell I'm lagging in the beta is when my man cannon doesn't shoot as well as it used to...
<DominoEffect> yeah fox, when/if I come down for the h3 release we're almost guaranteed to get some action <Foxcross> uh ok lol <DominoEffect> me: hey, looking for a good time? <DominoEffect> random chick: nah, i'm a lesbian, sorry <DominoEffect> fox: well hello there. <DominoEffect> random chick: ... <eskay> XD <eskay> ahahaha <Foxcross> lol <Echoes> rofl
--- goatrope has changed the topic to: IBO: Happy Birthday HBO :D <LouisWu> Damn, 8. That's older than my dog. :( <BitterIrony> That's older than a lot of Halo players
<&Narcogen> Don't play Starcraft, because then the Terranists win
<Pak> july 4th is always coming up <Pak> years are circular <Konrad> I dunno what calendar you're looking at <Konrad> Mine has a bunch of squares on it
<Crouchosarus> I just Spider-man 3 a second time <Crouchosarus> I have a problem with it! <AFKP> that's not a verb and you know it. <Demonic|H2> lol <MS_H3> heh <Crouchosarus> Excuse me, Saw it a second time <Nomi> there you go <AFKP> that's not a proper noun and you know it.
* KP changes topic to 'IBO: We don't know when Crackdown's going to be fixed. But we do know that we fixed your mom last night. Oh yes. Fixed her good.'
<LouisWu> I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, NOMI <Nomi> psh, most of #hbo does <LouisWu> I GOT MAIL WITH A RETURN ADDRESS ON IT <LouisWu> I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN <Nomi> yay <Nomi> bring goodies <LouisWu> I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN WITH BROWNIES
<Sniping_Ajax> KP, what brings you to the realm of the beta-less? <KP> well, i own and operate the server, for one.
<goatrope> i got an install disc for america's army at pax <goatrope> but i never ran it <goatrope> in protest <goatrope> i played the role of a canadian soldier <goatrope> by not installing <goatrope> GET IT? WE'RE A PEACEFUL NATION
<Narcogen> oh ffs <Narcogen> the power keeps going out <vector40> needs discipline <vector40> try grounding it
<Tex> How come Madeleine Albright could never become president? <Tex> She was born abroad. <Boxer> Tex, you already have your answer, "SHE" <Tex> Boxer, say it out loud
<dogchow> a friend of mine that plays football has these ridiculously huge arms <dogchow> a couple of us went to 7-11 at about 1AM one night and it was completely empty <dogchow> we were joking around and kinda just hanging out in the store, because some of us knew the guy working there <dogchow> well, the guy with the arms didn't <dogchow> he's like "alright, I'm gonna take you to the gun show. you want to see the guns?" and the clerk is all "no that's quite alright" <dogchow> some cops walked in right as he's unzipping his jacket and saying "alright it's time to bring out the guns" <dogchow> he drops his jacket and flexes his arms <dogchow> the clerk was scared <dogchow> you could see it in his eyes <dogchow> and the cops looked at him pretty suspiciously
<goatrope> i'm going to let my cat walk across the keyboard <goatrope> let's see what he types <goatrope> 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 <goatrope> omfg
<vector40> also I think you're stereotyping the motivations of both cocks and cock monsters
<Trindacut> !cow help Man sex <Cow> For a list of positions press 5. <Trindacut> 5 <Cow> 1. The Trindacut. This is pretty much every gay position you could think of. <nostro> ownt <abskure> rofl
<@hp> I love acronyms like DVD. it ruins those jerks who pronounce them
* I_Was_Drunk_At4 has joined #hbo * I_Was_Drunk_At4 was kicked by KP (no we don't love you get out) * I_Was_Drunk_At4 has joined #hbo <Geary> O_o <Geary> that's the universe balancing out right there <Geary> he's all nice to pj <Geary> then BAM <Geary> abues
<goatrope> i'm still convinced trindacut's client is set to not display any incoming text
* Ibeechu can't stop humming the Star Wars theme <Lucifer7> NERD <JasonDM> LOSER <MorningStar> Pot and kettle.
<Hawk> When are you leaving, Cullen? <Cullen> The ball starts rolling again in August, Hawk. <Horsefly> What branch are you in? <Cullen> I'm trying for the Marine Corps. <Konrad> The Few. The Proud. The Leet. <Hawk> What made you go after Marines? <Cullen> ACUs. <Horsefly> Do you know what you want for an MOS yet? <Cullen> 11B, Horsefly. <Cullen> Infantry. <Cullen> Grunt. <Konrad> CULLEN. This is EXTREMELY important. If you come across an enemy who looks badass, sprouts one-liners, and is really scary, RUN AWAY. You are a generic soldier in a generic uniform, you're toast. <Cullen> lmfao * vector40 is loling
<@eskay> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
<masterskill> You sunk my battleship :( <SG> you sank my battle ship <SG> you have sunk my battle ship <SG> helping verb <masterskill> I plowed your mom
<Quarem> KP: Are you running that on a Linux distro? <KP> did you just call me gay
<masterskill> This puzzle is annoying, cause I know the pieces fit. <Tex> you know the pieces fit <@hobo343> did you watch them fall away? * Tex high-fives hp <@hobo343> HP _o/\o_ Tex <Supernostro> cute <@hobo343> HP _o/ \o_ nostro <@hobo343> HP _o/ \o_ nostro <@hobo343> HP _o\ \o_ nostro @hobo343> TOO SLOW <Geary> fucking owned <Tex> ROFL <Geary> hp, it would seem that you can dislocate your shoulder at will <Geary> that's impressive <@hobo343> _o\ <@hobo343> _ o \ <@hobo343> _ o \ <@hobo343> AHGGGGHHHH
<Milky_Licker> Is this a male pissing contest? If so.... whip em' out right now, see who's is biggest, and let's move on! <DominoEffect> this has nothing to do with e-wang * goatrope slams it on the table * DominoEffect slams it on the floor. <DominoEffect> aww yeah.
<&KP> my poop smelled spicy. <@goatrope> ... <@goatrope> uhh <@goatrope> hp <@][-][awaiian]Di> uhh goat? <@goatrope> did kp just say his poop smelled spicy <@][-][awaiian]Di> oh shit <@][-][awaiian]Di> hey yeah wtf <@goatrope> like <@][-][awaiian]Di> ok, i can understand if your poop FEELS spicy <@][-][awaiian]Di> but smells? <@goatrope> did he actually say something about espn and my client just garbled it? <@][-][awaiian]Di> what did you shit a chicken wing? <@goatrope> or is this happening to everyone else? <@][-][awaiian]Di> it's happening to everyone else <&KP> i haven't laughed this much at something i said myself in a long time.
<GFC_Danny> I actually just tried boarding a ghost in Halo 1 <Echoes> you can do that <Echoes> you just need a shotgun <KP> One time I tried to board an enemy hog, but ended up getting in, and then I saw a thin red tracer beam <KP> I screamed for him to stop <KP> but to no avail <KP> the allure of the exploding hog via spartan laser is just too much
* Quits: rapture (Ping timeout) <DominoEffect> "It's okay, folks, the apocalypse has a high latency; we're fine for a few more years."
<Narcogen> CONFIRMED: KP apathetic about being straight
<Lucifer7> hey KP <Lucifer7> SonicvanaJr broke nickserv <Lucifer7> and chanserv <SonicvanaJr> Eff you <SonicvanaJr> It broke itself <Permit2Kill> how does one accomplish that? * Quits: SonicvanaJr ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by KP (git owt ma servas breakin ma shiz)) <Lucifer7> rofl
<hp> Did you know that the Gulf of Mexico is the 9th larget body of water in the world? <Geary> goat is a giant vag <Geary> that is all <goatrope> That's actually the 10th largest body of water in the world. <goatrope> My vagina.
<Slith> I HAD THE WORST DREAM EVER <Slith> I was trying to board a plane, but they forced me to climb this giant stack of pillows to get inside, and when I finally managed to do it after HOURS of trying, the guy comes over and tells me I have to get off the plane because they're leaving <goatrope> ...rofl <Slith> I was like DUDE WTF I CLIMBED YOUR PILLOWS <Slith> then they threw me down the stack of pillows and I had to walk home.
<Poindexter> hey, ghostfaction <GhostFaction> hi <Poindexter> There's a spider on your computer screen <GhostFaction> where? <Poindexter> \||/ <Poindexter> D:::: ) <Poindexter> /||\ <Poindexter> OMG RIGHT THERE GET IT <GhostFaction> :00000000000000 <GhostFaction> too scared <Poindexter> Me too <GhostFaction> Lucifer7 <GhostFaction> kline it! <Lucifer7> lol
<Tex> I get to call you whatever I want <Tex> and you adore every second of it <Tex> so stfu <Konrad> Shit <Konrad> She knows I am weak towards the ones with the nice boobies. <Tex> fuck my boobies <Tex> my crotch is amazing <Konrad> ....is that a suggestion?
<HP> when you open someone's doors you're supposed to open the window too <HP> then it's like.... "spiderman was here"
<dizzy> Canada sucked <dizzy> And I made sure to leave like 10 cigarette butts there I hope you all get cancer
<P_40E> luci is the only one homosexual enough to play Second Life
* Joins: New001 (chatzilla@Borg-FD0B6A17.hsd1.md.comcast.net) <New001> is this irc? <SFLegend> no <SFLegend> Try next door. <New001> ok * Parts: New001 (chatzilla@Borg-FD0B6A17.hsd1.md.comcast.net) <Boxer> heh
<Veegie> Sooo. Anyone wanna tell me why it's April 4th and it looks like this in my front yard? http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4076/dscf0072bx0.jpg <KP> global warming.
<Cullen> KP, do you have a habit of adding yourself to the aop list the first time you join a channel? <KP> no, i don't accept access in prtty much any channel but this one <Cullen> and mine <Cullen> :| <KP> but i had to, you fucking dumbass <Cullen> oh yeah <Cullen> that <KP> you fucking asked me to fix something <Cullen> my bad <Geary> .... * Cullen has quit IRC ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by KP (moron))
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* KP can be seen making a lasso in the back of the room * KP thens hurls it into the abyss <Geary> O_o <Foxcross> o_O * KP single-handedly brings back the whale. <hp> lol <Geary> ...rofl <Foxcross> wtf? <hal9000> lol * Foxcross claps o.o
<LouisWu> I just learned that I can punch through three boards without hurting my knuckles. <LouisWu> I'm not sure this is good news for my children.
<goatrope> so you know what's hilarious <goatrope> guys crying about movies <Geary> yea really <HP> you know what someone told me the other day, goat? <Geary> .... <Geary> stop right there. <HP> [01:22:26] <Geary> I fucking cried like no other watching Click <HP> [01:22:26] <Geary> I fucking cried like no other watching Click <HP> [01:22:26] <Geary> I fucking cried like no other watching Click
<Hawaiian_Pig> now... now this is a joke right? http://www.amren.com/newstore/cart.php?page=color_of_crime <Hawaiian_Pig> as a criminology major, i have a lot to say <Hawaiian_Pig> as a sociology student i have a paper to write still <vector40> as an asshole, you're full of shit. <vector40> I like that one. I should hold onto it.
<KP> hi tex. <Tex> hi kp <KP> why don't you talk to me any more <KP> i thought we were friend <Tex> why dont you call me? <KP> when did you turn into a tiny ball of hatred <Tex> Ive always been tiny <Tex> get a new excuse <KP> that's what she said! <Raiden> whoops <KP> oh. wait. <KP> dammit. <Tex> rofl
<@sexybabygurl69> but sorahn, KP says you didn't even try to come onto him <&KP> hp <&KP> for the love of god <&KP> use better terminology <@sexybabygurl69> *but sorahn, KP says you didn't even attempt to rape him in the ass <&KP> honestly <&KP> that's better than the other one
<Furhman> we like being the LAN tokens <Furhman> so stay where you are <hp> hey, Token blacks != token every minority, jerk <Narcogen> We'll network you together <Narcogen> using token ring, naturally <hp> oh man lol <Furhman> lmao <hp> lol that was grand <Furhman> I didn't see that coming
<Narcogen> I'm not asking you to be mono..manous. <goatrope> rofl <goatrope> monomanous? <Narcogen> Like that Muppets song. <Narcogen> Manomanous. <DominoEffect> do doooo, do do do <Narcogen> MANOMANOUS <DominoEffect> DO DOOOO, DO DO DO <Narcogen> manomanous <goatrope> ...rofl <DominoEffect> do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, da do do do-do-do-do-do <DominoEffect> (that took awhile) <DominoEffect> I actually had to sound it out <DominoEffect> I'm glad my parents aren't home :|
<KP> i wouldn't want you to actually do that <KP> if anything that'd hurt more than help <KP> because internet petitions instantly suck the legitimacy out of any claim, ever <aku> yeah <KP> if there were an internet petition to free the slaves, they'd never have been freed. <aku> I never sign them for any cause that I feel is actually worth something <KP> lincoln would've been like, "shit i want to free the slaves. but god damn, you give in to one of these fucking internet petitions and they've got you by the balls."
<Narcogen> "I rented that guy's ass for an hour last night." <Dom> ... * Dom takes that out of context <Narcogen> You can't take it out of context <Dom> watch me. <Narcogen> it's a flat-out reference to gay sex <Dom> ...you son of a bitch
<Slith> But, I mean, isn't he from Quebec? <DominOut> ask 'im next time he's here <DominOut> but, I'm gonna go sleep <Slith> Maybe I will. <Slith> What are you gonna do about it? Punk. <DominOut> stfu <DominOut> that's what <DominOut> ...wait
<hp> k <P_40E> k <goatrope> k <goatrope> omg racism <KP> RACISTS <hp> RACISTS <KP> lol <hp> woah <P_40E> ahahaha <goatrope> haha you're slow <goatrope> irc speedruns
<Trindacut> arent brownies a type of cookie? <goatrope> WHAT? <Hawaiian_Piglet> lol <goatrope> have.. what... how do you even go through life not knowing that <Trindacut> Are they?
<Lucifer7> you know <Lucifer7> Ubuntu really scares me at times <SFLegend> How so? <Lucifer7> i plug in a USB drive, and it adds an icon on the desktop and opens the files up in a file browser <Lucifer7> linux shouldn't do that <dogchow> luc doesn't like it when his machines do things for him <dogchow> intuition is the first step toward disobedience <Lucifer7> I just dragged an mp3 file from the usb drive to xmms <Lucifer7> and it started playing <Lucifer7> WHAT THE HELL OS IS THIS <Lucifer7> WINDOWS?!
<Cullen> wasn't sor a hop? <sorahn> !halfop * Lopez sets mode: +h sorahn <@hp> he still is <@hp> quite observant there Cullen <@hp> !deop * Lopez sets mode: -o hp <hp> OMG HP DOESNT HAVE OPS <Cullen> omg wasn't hp an op? <hp> no, long story short, i had sex with KP's mom <hp> actually thats the long version too <Cullen> gg HP <Aoi> Wonder what the extended collectors edition of that story is. <hp> I plowed KP's mom roughly in the rear. * hp was kicked by KP (KP)
<Cullen> LAIN IS SO BORING IT TOOK ME 30 SECONDS TO REALIZE I ACCIDENTALLY PAUSED IT <Cow> your mom was so boring it took me 30 seconds to realise I stopped having sex with her <Cow> CULLEN DID YOU CATCH THAT <Cullen> YEAH I DID, YOU DICK <Cullen> IT WAS SO MUNDANE IT TOOK ME 30 SECONDS TO REALIZE I GOT BURNED
<Flipa15> you guys <Flipa15> i need help in a dissision <Aoi> And spelling. <&haveblue> you have to disside for yourself
<hal9000> HP, why dont you go back to your origional name = ( <hal9000> Hawaiian_Pig <hal9000> D = <hp> why dont you go back to YOUR origIOnal name <hal9000> k --- hal9000 is now known as HAL9000 <hp> because i'm lazy actually <HAL9000> why did you bold io? <hp> ....lol <TravelMAZ> .... <hp> that will henceforth be known as a "hal-moment" <HAL9000> no really, why <hp> dude please <hp> you're killin me <HAL9000> then die faster * HAL9000 sighs <HAL9000> fuck you all, then * HAL9000 minimizes <TravelMAZ> hal9000... <TravelMAZ> He just doesn't know it yet. <hp> yeah, which is really sad <HAL9000> no im not, because im too lazy to do work <HAL9000> henceforth why im not doing anything right now <hp> .......hahahhaa
* hp changes topic to 'IBO | http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/07/the-burger-king-will-have-his-own-movie-sigh' <KP> YES <hp> I KNOW! <hp> fuck 300 <KP> MIDNIGHT OPENING <KP> I'LL BE THERE <hp> TOTALLY <KP> NO FUCK 300 <KP> I MEAN THE KING <hp> yeah 300 aint got SHIT on this <hp> fucking epic dude <hp> tidal wave of corpses? HOW BOUT A TIDAL WAVE OF MAYO/SPECIAL SAUCE?! <KP> TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE CAR <hp> rofl
<vector40> sorry. but xerxes is gayer than hp and p_40 in a bar called "ye old pirate booty"
<CrabRider> i have a question <&Narcogen> I have a smarmy retort.
<Hex> Wow, im in class right now, learning a new program called "Derive5". It pretty much does my calculus for me, doing each step, graphing it, and showing the extra +c. <Hex> I've got to buy this shit. <Doug> shoulda named it der5ve <Doug> or like derfive <Doug> woulda been sweet <KP> shush. <KP> leave the clever integration to the experts. <KP> see what i did there? integration? that's why i make the bucks, chump. <Doug> integr8ion <KP> god dammit. <KP> touché.
<Narcogen> !seen Schooly_D[tSD] <Lopez> Schooly_D[tSD] was last seen here 3 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes ago. <KP> he's in san diego. <KP> lost. <Narcogen> I see. <Narcogen> vec, rent a car and go find him.
* rets|UK = win <rets|UK> http://moosiahfilms.com/images/totnes/assembly6.jpg <Doug> that's a nice boat, rets <Cullen> that's a lovely chair, rets <SFLegend> Great cot, rets <Cullen> looks comfy <rets|UK> you're all fired <Doug> I like the way you shaped the dorsal fin <rets|UK> you're a dorsal fin.
<AstroZombie> why the fuck does my puppy always piss alittle when i play with it >:( <Wicked> lmfao <cheese]DS> lmfao <Lucifer7> that's not piss <cheese]DS> o.O
<Mentos> But isn't banning people for no reason at all just showing that you are corrupted by th power? * Mentos (chatzilla@Borg-AB27C74D.cable.telstraclear.net) Quit (User is permanently banned (no reason))
<hellmitre> Narc am has xbox live now <hp> is this a recent development? <Narcogen> recent? Yeah, it just came out of the box <Narcogen> my wife is playing hexic hd <Narcogen> I'll probably never get to touch it again <Furhman> your wife or the 360? <Furhman> :-\
<@Cullen> !seen my_father <&Sheila> I don't know who my_father is. <@Corn> bastard.
<dogchow> jesus christ this fucking sucks <dogchow> my stomach honestly cannot handle what I have ingested <dogchow> too much grease <Cullen> my stomach can handle anythiiiiiiiing <Cullen> what did you eat <Cullen> so I can eat it too and call you a pussy <Cullen> or maybe just call you catnip <dogchow> I'm not a pussy just because I can't handle solid fat <Cullen> INTESTINAL FORTITUDE <dogchow> checker's champ burger and a large fry <Cullen> I don't know where to get one of those, therefore I cannot eat it <dogchow> go to the ghetto <dogchow> seriously <dogchow> the bag had instructions on how to make it into a basketball jersey for a cat <dogchow> but had a warning that "some cats might not be down wit dat" <Cullen> lmao
<Cullen> your daughter <Cullen> she kick my dog <Cullen> she kick my dog <DominoEffect> My name is Inigo Montoya. Your daughter kicked my dog. Prepare to die.
<crouchosarus> So wait... why can't Microsoft just hire KP <Cpt_Muffin> they're already got sorahn to make starbucks runs, thats why
<vector40> hey <vector40> schwartz got his conviction expunged <haveblue> I see your schwartz is as innocent as mine <haveblue> now let's see how you handle it <vector40> always nice to have you here. <Lucifer7> -.-
<Landis> I'm going to tell you right now, I don't like IMDB's new layout <KP> it's still too text-heavy <Regicid3> Nothing wrong with it, I see. <Regicid3> I still get all the info I need and it doesn't hurt my eyes. <Funkmon> I liked the old one. <Landis> it's hard to find shit now <Landis> it used to be right there, now things are all small and in the wrong place <Furhman> like the contents of your pants? <Landis> exactly like that
* KP changes topic to 'IB=====O: Led by an enigmatic Wang.'
<zophtyphorn> <Andz> i'm from the UK <zophtyphorn> <Andz> sucking a fag isn't gay <zophtyphorn> lol <TERRAMOHAWK> ......... <TERRAMOHAWK> I LIVE IN THE UK <TERRAMOHAWK> AND EVEN HERE <TERRAMOHAWK> THATS STILL PRETTY GAY
<Lucifer7> kp can you guys detect if someone standbys <Lucifer7> since last i checked, no <KP> who's we <KP> b.org? <KP> we are not bungie studioes. <hp> -e. <KP> it's... it's french <hp> ahh, oui.
<Cow> crackdown is much fun <Tex> my 10 year old agrees <Narcogen> You have a ten year old? <Narcogen> Sheesh, you don't waste time, do you <Tex> ... <Tex> shit <Tex> sister <Cow> lol
<SG> Is your internship up, KP? <KP> Contract is up. Return yet to be determined, if at all. <KP> At least 100 days. <SG> so now you are disposable? <KP> I was disposable before <KP> now I'm just... disposed. <KP> THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT IT, SG. <KP> YOU'RE A FUCKING PAL <KP> COCKSMOKER. <SG> <3 all around, KP * Cullen throws a rooster at SG * SG lights up <Tex> KP is like a tampon. <KP> oh jesus <KP> do not finish that simile * Tex leaves it there
<Narcogen> What's quality got to do with it? <Trindacut> Well I believe that you get what you pay for. <Trindacut> If you don't pay, you don't get the full service. <Narcogen> Which is why Windows should be free.
<Aoi> What is HP doing here? * Aoi was kicked by HP (What are YOU doing here? Get out.)
<Zophory> <Jerrica> But my boyfriend doesn't understand that I'm really not ready to have sex with him. The first time was a mistake. <Zophory> <Jerrica> What can I do to make him understad?!?! He is being a jerk. <Zophory> <Jack> have sex with me, that would get the message across <Zophory> <Jerrica> I totaly would but that wouldn'yt help my problem. <Zophory> well <Zophory> my suggestion didnt help <Zophory> <Jack> damn, want to anyways? <Zophory> <Jerrica> ...lol, thanks, I needed a laugh. You always cheer me up. :D <Zophory> wow, I'm not even being subtle and she hasn't taken the hint =( <Hexudus> She is getting the hint, and refusign it zoph <Zophory> but no one turns Captian jack! <Infinite_Se7en> I do. <Infinite_Se7en> in fact, I did TWICE <Zophory> ... Infinite_Se7en, want to have sex? <Infinite_Se7en> eh eh? <Infinite_Se7en> yes. <Infinite_Se7en> WAIT <Infinite_Se7en> NO <Infinite_Se7en> FUCK <Zophory> 3rd times the charm!
<Cullen> Thy do I get the feeling I'll die of a sucking chest wound? <Cullen> The longer it takes me to get into the marines, the more afraid I become. <KP> it's a manly way to go <KP> nothing wrong with that. <P_40E> the manliest <Cullen> The manliest way to go is to die of MANY sucking chest wounds. <Cullen> A blaze of glory? <Cullen> "Tell your mom... I love her." <P_40E> lol
<hal9000> tex, you jump on that kid yet? <Tex> No <Tex> I left my moonshoes at home <@Jillybean> doooooo it <hal9000> moonshoes? <@Jillybean> dooooooooooooooooooo it <SFLegend> Jump on him mario style. <Tex> Actually <Tex> im wearing my zanziboobies shirt, so it'd be super bouncing.
<Boxer> wtf... <Boxer> how do you have a To Be Continued when you end a show with your two main characters getting executed by a firing squad
<Nomi> my cat got neutered for free <Geary> bear-trap accident, nomi? <Nomi> got him from my friend Travis, he has a deal with a vet clinic, they do it to all the cats he brings in since he volunteers there in the summer <Nomi> he has rural property so there are a lot of feral cats (mine was born feral) <Geary> you should have said bear-trap accident <Geary> that's a much better story <Nomi> fine <Nomi> bear trap accident <Geary> AWESOME! <pooberry> WHOA REALLY <Infinite_Se7en> kick-ass! <Flipa15> HARDCORE
<goatrope> if i join your clan <goatrope> i'm joining every clan you've ever been with <goatrope> and i'm not comfortable with that
<Cullen> I <3 picking up chicks in Crackdown <Ma1> Chicks? <Cullen> Yes <Psychophan7> You can pick up chicks in Crackdown? o_O <Psychophan7> o_O <Cullen> Yes, actually. <Cullen> Kick them in the face and hold them over your head! :D <Psychophan7> LOL
<Lucifer7> i don't use linux <Lucifer7> i hate linux <Lucifer7> windows ftw
<Schooly_D[tSD]> what are you relative to GMT? <Jillybean> gmt
<iDno> Dante is a slut <Dante> So. <iDno> with me <iDno> men* <iDno> FUCK
<vector40> that's not really necessary <Uzul> you're not really necessary, but people don't seem to complain <vector40> actually, people complain regularly.
<Andz> i'm from the UK <Andz> sucking a fag isn't gay
<uber_chaos> how drunk were you when you came up with "geary"? <Geary> uber, /whois much? <uber_chaos> how drunk were your ancestors when they decided on Geary? <Geary> let's think about this <Geary> Geary is an Irish name <Geary> hmmmmmmmm <KP> dangerously, then. <KP> in fact, suicidally drunk.
<%nof> true, did you ever feel intimidated by the hawtness? <&KP> i slipped through the cracks of the educational system and somehow landed at bungie <&KP> for a bit, nof <&KP> but i can beat them up <&KP> geeks
<Narcogen> CONFIRMED: KP IN SEARCH OF MORE IMPRESSIVE ACCOMMODATIONS <Jeremiah> or at least cheaper ones <KP> i'd rather get the same sq ft and pay less <KP> i'm willing to compromise on the fireplace i've never used <Jeremiah> hit up federal way or renton <KP> same goes for the shower. * Jeremiah snickers <Narcogen> You've never used the shower? <KP> that was the joke, yes
<Funkmon> I used to play 20 hours a week of Halo 2. <Funkmon> But the novelty of it has worn off. <Funkmon> Anyone want to play with me? <Geary> no I will not touch your wang <Funkmon> Geary, wanna play some 1 on 1 on Lockout? <Geary> .......no I will not makeout with you <Funkmon> Geary, will you play tonsil hockey with me? <Geary> SURE
<Infinite_Se7en> why do people keep talking about Emma Watson? <JasonDM> because she's bangable? <Infinite_Se7en> but why today? <Peronthious> Amazing <Peronthious> We've been talking about Emma Watson for a minute, and vec hasn't shown up yet <Nomi_afk> because emma watson said she would go nude if a script required <Nomi_afk> and the news has been circulating today <vector40> she WHAT?
<Infinite_7[FG]> .....BBQ? <Nofirefrog> i never understood the BBQ thing <HP[GA]> so there i was right... at this funeral for my aunt's cousin twice removed and suddenly... <R[a]iden> ... <HP[GA]> a barbeque broke out. <HP[GA]> and i was all like <HP[GA]> WTFBBQ <Nofirefrog> rofl <HP[GA]> *swish*
<KP> when you're riding brokeback, are you in third person? <Frankie> yes <Frankie> same as hog <KP> haha you said you ride brokeback feg <Frankie> fired
<SG> Why did the pirate need the computer? <SG> He wanted to go on the intarrrrrrrnet <SG> How did he connect? <SG> He used wir-arrrrrrrr-less <SG> What did he do? <SG> He went on I-arrrrrrrr-C <Hex[SUNS]> x_x <SG> hehe <Saint|XBL> What did he do on IRC? <Saint|XBL> Got boooooted...
* Jeremiah has mind control over KP. <KP> hey jeremiah, change your name to something derogatory * Jeremiah is now known as fuckbitch <KP> my mind control works faster. <fuckbitch> KP, why? <fuckbitch> OMG
<P_40E> http://kotaku.com/gaming/top/rumor-sonys-halokiller-coming-soonish-234213.php <P_40E> KP, you'd better tell bungie not to bother. <P_40E> killzone is coming. <Konrad> I'm sure the four people who own PS3s are THRILLED, Poe <Narcogen> Killzone 2 will be just as much of a halo killer as killzone 1 <vector40> wasn't planetside a halo killer? <vector40> whatever happened to that? <Magus> I've wanted to play Killzone ever since I saw the trailers. <Konrad> Planetside could have been, Vec <Konrad> Had a lot of potential <Konrad> But Sony was behind that mess, too <vector40> oh hell, team fortress 2 was the original halo killer. <KP> the original halo killer was brute force, though, by my record <P_40E> has any game killed Halo yet? <Cullen> ahem <Cullen> the original halo killer was master chief. <P_40E> shut up, Cullen * Cullen snickers
<iDno> I like my women like I like my Jack Daniels. <iDno> strong and able to fuck me up. <Usul> Male?
<goatrope> imagine if the h3 beta was an april fool's joke <goatrope> like on march 30th at midnight they let us download it <goatrope> or 31st or whatever <goatrope> then it's like BAM <goatrope> it just does a little animation laughing at you
<AFKP> If sidewalks weren't for cars, they wouldn't be paved.
<Lucifer7> goatrope <Lucifer7> HEY GOATROPE <armatik> hey goatrope! <hal9000> luci, i dont think talking in caps is going to help anymore <Lucifer7> goatrope. goat. fucking. rope. <armatik> lol <Lucifer7> goatrope i'll give you porn if you respond in 10 seconds <goatrope> what <Lucifer7> k <Geary> ding
<Schooly_D[tSD]> LouisWu, I'd like to talk to you about me becoming an administrator on the HBO forums <~LouisWu> Schooly... thanks, but we're full up right now. <Schooly_D[tSD]> it's time for change <Schooly_D[tSD]> new forum = new admins <Schooly_D[tSD]> don't make me go over there <~LouisWu> bring it
<SG> the screen automatically goes to the top corner and won't move <SG> I've tried every patch for AOE <SG> even beta ones <Narcogen> what about video card drivers? <SG> Yep <Narcogen> what about display settings? <SG> I tried a different video card <SG> an old nvidia <Narcogen> what about sex with your mom? <SG> same problem <Narcogen> i thought so
<Hawk> sorry <Hawk> I couldn't boot anyone anymore <Hawk> lost the fun * &Narcogen kick Hawk you're right, this is fun <&Narcogen> fuck <Hawk> nice <&Narcogen> yeah <Hawk> you truly are king among squirrels *** Narcogen was kicked from #hbo by Narcogen (retard.)
<Lucifer7> i think girls at school just want my sperm for the IQ content, not because of me <Lucifer7> so i've written them all off as leechers <SOG> lol <Lucifer7> they're banned from my love tracker <SOG> >_> <Lucifer7> you must upload as much (income) as you download (from my account) <SOG> o_O <Lucifer7> trying to keep the bittorrent analogy going <DominoEffect> if fapping counts, I have the highest seed ratio ever <DominoEffect> that... had more innuendo than I had intended <DominoEffect> go me! <SOG> rofl
<goatrope> i love chicken sex. <Geary> .... <Schooly_D> ...
<HP> why is there a reference to The Onion in my chem text? <HP> a serious reference? <Geary> because when I think serious, I think The Onion
<Peronthious> Quote from Gamespot's news update - "This week, Microsoft put out a new trailer for Halo 3, which apparently is some sort of first-person shooter being worked on by some unknown devlopment house called Bungie. I think it takes place in space? Anyway, the trailer is up on Marketplace for download, and it shows off the Master Chief." <Ma1agate> i wish i could be a dumbass for a living like them. <Peronthious> heh <Peronthious> Getting payed to be sarcastic. <KP> it's the life.
<&Narcogen> of course, it is of no surprise to me that an IRC channel full of halo players rejects a definition of a worthwhile human being as one that requires successful reproduction
<HP> 12 year old boyfriend eh? <Peronthious> 12 years old? <Geary> that boy's a mac-daddy pimp <Konrad> ...he was 12 <HP> I'm no penisologist, but I dont think a 12 year old would be...satisfactory <Hawk> the plumbing might not work, if you know what I mean <HP> as well as the pipe-work Hawk <HP> may be insufficient <Hawk> pipe works fine <HP> if you know what i mean <Hawk> it's whether or not it'll reach the water heater <HP> that's what im gettin at <HP> dont think we have enough lengths of piping to reach the water heater, if you know what i mean <JasonDM> yeah, but the water heater isn't as far away as older water heaters <JasonDM> so a shorter length of pipe would suffice <HP> perhaps DM, but water heaters age quicker than piping <JasonDM> true, they also wear more <HP> indeed <HP> man this is one surefire way to talk about minors having sex without having to out and say it
* BoyKitten is now known as Frankie <Frankie> xD <KPaul> hi <Frankie> Wait <Frankie> I can use this right <KPaul> i'm going to permanently ban you * Frankie has quit IRC (User is permanently banned (bye)) <Echoes> that's a no
<masterskill> oh man, last year, this guy in one of my classes wanted to ask a girl out, and he chose the worst thing I've ever heard. <masterskill> Something along the lines of "Uh...hey..so uh, my sister is a lesbian and wanted to know if you were interested in going out with anyone?"
<PhantomFaux> where are the female elites? <&Narcogen> Phantom, how do you know all Elites aren't female? <PhantomFaux> i didnt expect that. <PhantomFaux> that would be a huge blow <&Narcogen> Phantom> You're looking for a female Elite to give you a huge blow? What?
<ManKitten> hey Sigafoos, whats your name mean? <Cullen> sega fools? <ManKitten> is it like a Mr. T thing? "Im sigafoos, and I pity them" <Sigafoos> ManKitten, it's a last name that I saw once and liked <Sigafoos> I was getting live two weeks later, so it stuck <ManKitten> dude... you gotta come up with a better story than that <Cullen> "So there I was, right?" <Sigafoos> but I think identity theft is a decent story, I just need to tell it better <Jillybean> You killed the guy <Jillybean> Took his girl <Jillybean> Burned his car <Jillybean> Ate his nachos <Jillybean> It was the nachos you really wanted
* Anthrax clings to Hawk. <Anthrax> How's my favourite faggot? <Anthrax> Jk, jk. *** Hawk sets channel #HBO mode +b *!*Anthrax@*.CEC2EDA2.F149F708.IP *** Anthrax was kicked from #HBO by Hawk (=\) <hal9000> i wonder if shes even a girl <hal9000> its probably just an old guy *** Maria (soccerfan_@Borg-26B00B1E.oc.oc.cox.net) joined <hal9000> crazy 'girls' on the internet <Maria> o.O
<TheSyNnergy> Playing MLG doesn't make you a pro any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
<DJRob> You gotta think, maybe that was the Master Chief when he was a kid. <Jag> I know, DJ. It WAS him as a kid, and someone else. <Narcogen> yeah, the boy was the master chief. And that chick? Your mom. The MC scored with your mom when he was six. You just think about that.
<FG_Infinite_7> hey <FG_Infinite_7> check it out <FG_Infinite_7> HP finally surpased Luci on the HBO stats page for lines <HPOMG> and with that, I quit HBO IRC. * Quits: HPOMG (lolrus@Borg-9C060A33.aei.ca) (Quit: win.) <FG_Infinite_7> .......... <A[n]thrax> o.o <Narcogen> HP is a chatwhore. <A[n]thrax> and wit that, I go to sleep. * Quits: A[n]thrax (Anthrax@A448DA0A.CEC2EDA2.F149F708.IP) (Quit: oh lawdy) <Narcogen> and I mean that in the best possible way <Psychophan7> heh <DJRob> lol <Narcogen> and with that, I take no drastic action whatsoever and remain here, alternately idling and chatting
<Cullen> boobies <Cullen> BOOBIES * KP sets mode: +b *!fragthecul@*.D8070FC2.8B28A416.IP <%Lucifer7> no boobies
<%Boxer> why can't we all just admit it, the kids in the trailer are actually KP and DonWan <@Konrad> KP was never that small <@Konrad> And that kid clearly had two legs <&KP> i will end you
<Trevelyan> is there a big performance gain for the smaller thingy sizes?
<masterskill> My parents molestered me :D
<@Narcogen> What preference in xchat shows me what's written between the lines?
<Schooly_D[tSD]> fortunately, the commercial cuts off before the big brute steps out of the way of MC's flying kick, and the MC gets killed in less than 5 seconds because he's a dumbass <Landis> yeah, the MC is toast <Landis> at least in the Halo 2 trailer he lobbed a grenade <Konrad> He gets out of the situation with the Brutes the same way he got out of the situation in the E3 2003 trailer with the elites <Konrad> He opens up a plot hole and jumps through
<dogchow> so soemone explain to me how corporal is considered to be a rank upgrade from specialist <dogchow> specialists can wild the MP7A1 <dogchow> so I got no complaints <dogchow> sig 552 commando too <Doug> what game, dogchow? <dogchow> christ have I mentioned anything other than rainbow six in the past week <dogchow> how many times is this channel going to ask me that <Doug> RSV is out? <dogchow> for 360 <dogchow> actually I think PC came out today <dogchow> not sure <crouchosarus> dogchow - what game came out * Lopez sets mode: +h dogchow * crouchosarus was kicked by dogchow (I really don't like you, so probably best not to push your luck) * Lopez sets mode: -h dogchow * crouchosarus has joined #HBO <garbageman> saw it comiong <crouchosarus> how did I see that coming <dogchow> who didn't <crouchosarus> +h and I saw a laser point at my face <dogchow33> /kill crouchosarus bet you didn't see this coming * crouchosarus was kicked by LouisWu (bet you didn't see THIS coming) <Psychophan7> haha <Doug> lol * crouchosarus has joined #HBO <Lucifer7> lol <Lucifer7> owned <dogchow33> well played, good sir <crouchosarus> WHAT WAS THA TFOR! <garbageman> burn <LouisWu> dog's kick woke me up. <LouisWu> the rest... was just for fun.
<LouisWu> You KNOW Johnson is MC's dad, right?
<goatrope> i wonder how many real murderers or robbers have ever been like "relax man, you're on scare tactics!" and then stabbed the guy when he's not looking
<DominOut> wtf? <DominOut> in this review for the CD <DominOut> the guy says, and I quote <DominOut> "Well, what can I say? "Light Grenades" has revolutionised CDs forever. The plastic case is nice and shiny - just how I like it. It fits snugly into my fridge, along with all of my other CDs. I like the front cover alot, it is orange and yellow with the word "Incubus" at the top and the album name "Light Grenades" displayed at the bottom. There is a lovely picture of a grenade with a heart in the middle of it, I haven't done the research into what this symbolises yet but I will do in the near future. The CD is amazingly round (this will enable it to fit into the CD player) and again, it has pretty colours on it." <DominOut> ...I can't tell if this guy is serious, an idiot, or foreign <DominOut> or any combination of those three <iDno> lmao <Psychophan7> is "all of the above" an answer?
<Lucifer7> i need some ether <Lucifer7> a rag <Lucifer7> and a black mask <Lucifer7> and i'm all set for tomorrow * Geary gives Luci a bomb <Geary> that'll do <Lucifer7> Geary, no no <Lucifer7> i don't want to kill her <Lucifer7> i mean <Lucifer7> oops <Geary> ....
<BigDaddy991> KP never talks. It makes me sad. <BigDaddy991> My dream is to have a discussion with him <KP> your mom never talks <BigDaddy991> OMG! <KP> it's more like moans and screams <NOTHERE> lol <BigDaddy991> MY HERO! <NOTHERE> NICE <JBurton> ohh pwn <KP> im in ur mom, plantin ma seed <BigDaddy991> HE JUST....omg. Sick bastard. NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES, KIDS.
<Tex> Girls are stupid.
<AFKP> carney, bastien and lars just fucking ate it <AFKP> 24-22 they were winning <AFKP> triple kill to end it <AFKP> suckazzzzzzzzz <AFKP> carney said i'm fired, i think lars was crying <AFKP> michel said something in french <AFKP> i'm pretty sure i heard putain
<Hawaiian_Pig> Halo Os needs to be a cereal <Hawaiian_Pig> get on that KP <Hawaiian_Pig> I'd like to eat ringworlds for breakfast <KPaul> with sentinel marshmellows <Narcogen> Yeah, you could do a great job with that <Narcogen> a free hidden Index in every box! <Hawaiian_Pig> The breakfast of spartans! <Narcogen> Green Spartans, Yellow Flood forms, Purple Elites! <Hawaiian_Pig> clovers and blue moons, narc? <Zoph> Mmm, tastes like annihilation of all mankind <Zoph> which tastes a lot like crab berry <Narcogen> Jump feet first into your breakfast every morning with a heaping bowl of Hal-oS! Inundate your bowl of crispy forerunner flakes with a flood of wholesome milk! <Narcogen> Kids say: Parents have already destroyed one tasty breakfast, they shall not harm another! <Narcogen> Parents say: Children know nothing about eating healthy! <Narcogen> Gravebowl says: This one's tasty breakfast, and this one's eating healthy... ARE THE SAME, with Hal-oS! <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <Hawaiian_Pig> ahahaha <Seven_Is_Darker> Ajhhhaha..
<Seven_Is_Darker> How long is sneak king? *** Noraa (~aaron@Borg-1FD84447.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) joined <DominoEffect> |-----------------------| bout that long <DominoEffect> (not to scale) <DominoEffect> ...hi noraa
<&KP> LouisWu, why are you still up? <%insaneidiot> KP, why am you stalking Wu <&KP> i'm the community stalker <&KP> and/or liaison
<Boxer> man <Boxer> Dom is almost worthless on any difficulty except casual in GoW <Domino|XBL> hey, fuck you <Domino|XBL> >:|
<Infinite_Se7en> 1966 According to The Guinness Book of World Records, the world's worst driver was a 75-year-old man who received 10 traffic summonses because he "drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses, and caused six accidents, all within 20 minutes, in McKinney, Tex., on Oct. 15, 1966." <%Hawk> holy shit <Peronthious> Damn, Infinite <Alexander> Drivermanjaro. <%Hawk> hah <Infinite_Se7en> haha <Alexander> Gained the lead.
<PsychoXBL> I am intrigued <PsychoXBL> tell me more <masterskill> In the future babies will be explained to children using "upload" and "download" <PsychoXBL> "when a man uploads his bits into a womans port..." <PsychoXBL> "an install program runs in the background and nine months later, your download is ready" <&Narcogen> And remember, kids.... always use DRM <&Narcogen> and a virus scanner <Sui> haha. <PsychoXBL> rofl, narc <&haveblue> touch. finger. unzip. strip. mount. unmount. zip. sleep. <masterskill> oh noes, HIV.exe D:
<@dizzy> http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36027 <~LouisWu> cool, diz. <~LouisWu> I wonder where the switch is? <~LouisWu> I'm picturing a room in some mountain in Colorado, surrounded by soldiers. <~LouisWu> With a big plate on the wall... and a huge red switch in it. <Postman> in glass <Postman> its got that little glass part <Postman> to make sure you don't lean on it <~LouisWu> and a small sign saying "do not turn off unless there's an emergency" <KORHAL> LouisWu: Are one of the guards a fat lil guy eating a cookie and it's crumbling all over him? <KORHAL> Those guards rock :D <~LouisWu> absolutely. <%MorningStar> one of the guards is the dad from family matters <KORHAL> YES! <~LouisWu> there was an article in wired a month or two back, about google, and its redundant data storage... <~LouisWu> apparently, the entire internet will now fit in 2 standard racks.
<Demonic> In the future, you will probably be able to download games in your brain <h2freak> be sad if you dont meet system requirements
<Tex> ...if this wasn't a right tirangle it wouldnt be in on the homework <Tex> lol pythag <@goatrope> a^2+b^2=goatrope! <Tex> wrong <Tex> goatrope^2 <@goatrope> i'm not a square <@goatrope> you jerk
<vector40> hey dno <vector40> wanna join the pen 15 club? <iDno> hey vector <iDno> :( <iDno> I dunno, is it safe? <vector40> oh sure. we have many prominent members.
<@eskay> mrrrr <@eskay> I think I'm gaining weight <iDno> nooooo <iDno> you look great <iDno> if, you know....you had a face. <@Hawaiian_Pig> responding immediately with "you look great" is totally reassuring im sure <@eskay> lol <iDno> what, is it wrong for me to say she looks great? <iDno> I mean that *is* the standard response to that statement, right? <@Hawaiian_Pig> considering we've only seen like, one pic of eskay, yeah <%Lucifer7> you know <%Lucifer7> the fact that there are standards for compliementing someone's looks <%Lucifer7> is the reason why i don't do it <@Hawaiian_Pig> ^ <@eskay> heh <iDno> Lucifer, your breasts are fantastic! <%Lucifer7> thanks, and no one gets to touch them <@Hawaiian_Pig> looks dont men much, unless you're grossly obese or a skinny crack whore <%Lucifer7> either due to gender or distance <@Hawaiian_Pig> are you either of those eskay? <@eskay> nope <@Hawaiian_Pig> then you're set <@eskay> yeah, I'm not really worried <iDno> and eskay is neither grossly obese OR a skinny crack whore <@Hawaiian_Pig> just the healthness? <@eskay> I guess <&Narcogen> no, she just HAS NO FACE <iDno> she's just another faceless person. <@Hawaiian_Pig> that's curable with plastic surgery these days narc <&Narcogen> Hey, you look gre-- OMG WHERE IS YOUR FACE <@eskay> XD <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol <&Narcogen> DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN <@eskay> thanks narc <@Hawaiian_Pig> "im beautiful on the inside" <@eskay> way to restrain yourself <@Hawaiian_Pig> "suure... but...but GOD there's a limit"
<hobo343> hey what?! <hobo343> im not gay? <hobo343> wait <hobo343> -? <hobo343> fuck
<Slith> You know what's cool? I CAN SEE ELECTROMAGNETISM <ManKitten> prove it <Slith> okay, close your eyes mankitten. <Slith> Are they closed? <Ironlion> ... <Ironlion> lol <Slith> okay, open your eyes. <Slith> Oh, hm... <Ironlion> rofl <Slith> I don't think I thought this all the way through. <Ironlion> you broke him!
<iDno> You're the one who said that GoW would bomb, Hawk.
<%Hawk> ... no I didn't
<%Hawk> I said I didn't like it
<%Hawk> that was all I said
<MasterCheifn> O_O
<iDno> you said it would bomb
<%Hawk> don't you go putting words in my mouth, asshole
<iDno> well you dont mind me putting other things in your mouth ;)
—› mode: (Hawk) sets mode (+b *!*fromster@*.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
—› kick: (iDno) was kicked by (Hawk) (Hawk)
<@Konrad> PWNT
<Peronthious> rofl
<Cullen> Oh my god <Cullen> So lame <Cullen> A stealth mission <h2freak> fuck stealth <h2freak> kill kill kill <h2freak> Cullen, what game? <h2freak> SC:DA? <Cullen> What are you, retarded? <Cullen> Every mission in SC:DA is stealth. <h2freak> they are? <Cullen> The entire fucking franchise is stealth. <h2freak> I like killing shit in there <h2freak> bullets are meant to be fired at guards <Cullen> I prefer not to unnecessarily end lives. <William> Years of stealth training pay off when Sam Fisher bowls headfirst into the enemy complex with a rocket launcher, an M60 and a wad of chewing tobacco? <h2freak> meh
<Geary> don't you hate when you take a shower and then right after you have to poop <Konrad> ....
<icefire> Well, work is boring and IRC has failed me <icefire> :( <Crab_Out> it has failed b/c you let it <Narcogen> You only get as much out of IRC as you put into it <KP> true narc <KP> i did get a job <Narcogen> so, KP, you're saying... it takes a giving a job to get a job? <KP> i dont' know what you just said <Narcogen> Sure you don't.
<dogchow> and frankly I'd be pretty scared if my colon started having original thoughts and bright ideas
<Veegie> Tex got mad at me last night. <Veegie> What an angry person <Tex> YEAH <Tex> I DID <Tex> ...what for? <Veegie> I crouched around an edge, and your body happened to be there on your screen <Veegie> and you thought I gave you CPR <Tex> NO <Tex> YOU GAVE ME CPR WITH YOUR CROTCH
<DominoEffect> I just woke up, my arsenal of inane quotes and snappy comebacks isn't fully online yet <Verdafolio> I'm sorry <DominoEffect> your mom was too. <DominoEffect> ...wait, fuck
<Cullen> Good news, everyone. <Cullen> The thumbstick on a 360 controller fits perfectly up my nose. <Vinx> and how'd you find that out? <Cullen> I got bored.
<Archer|HW> Geary <Archer|HW> Is your name "Garry", by any chance? <Geary> .........
<HunterX11> kp is so fired <KP> i'm fired by someone every day <%insaneidiot> KP, you're fired <KP> *someone that can actually fire me <%insaneidiot> blast <h2freak> why are fired each day? <KP> why am english you hates?
<ManKitten> Foxcross, everytime you type "mk" you set of my computer <Domino|XBL> mank, fox left <Hawk> mk <Psyrixx> mk <Hawk> mk <Psyrixx> mk <Echoes> mk <Necromas> mk <MasterCheifn> mk <ManKitten> quit sayin muh naaaame
<Schooly_D[tSD]> deadlybunny, internet dramatist <HP> pot <HP> kettle <HP> black
<HP> stalker chick bit me today <HP> on the shoulder <HP> fuckin bit me <HP> this is not my goddamn girlfriend <HP> this is stalkerbitch 2006 <Sebasman2> you have a girlfriend, correct? <HP> ermm, me and this girl are close, but no we're not <Sebasman2> well, then, she ovbiously wants you, go with the flow <HP> not this one * HP is speaking of two people here <HP> the one im close with and stalkerbitch3.0 <Choonqpead> stalkerbitch3.0 is better than stalkerbitch XP <Sebasman2> what about stalkerbitch Vista? <Sebasman2> wait, I have one of those <Sebasman2> a gamergirl who stalks me, and happens to be my girlfriend... <Sebasman2> I love my stalkerbitch Vista <masterP> Vista is beta right now, eh? <masterP> lol pedo!
<insaneidiot> so i have to write a paper for english about why Launcelot likes to run around killing people <MC> He was beat as a child <Tar> it's because he yearns desperately for approval <HunterX11> its the name <HunterX11> if you name a girly candi, she'll be a stripper <HunterX11> if you name a boy jeeves, he'll be a butler <HunterX11> if you name a guy launcelot, he's gonna fucking lance people <insaneidiot> lmfao <HP> lol
* LouisWu heads back upstairs to smush small children
<Psychophan7> so... <sychophan7> any ideas where I can download a life from? <Simpson> You don't want to do that. Big file, long download, and probably full of viruses. Safer to just make one yourself. It's harder, more time-consuming, and comes with no guide. <Simpson> But hell if it's not worth it.
<Necromas> autoupdate my ass <Dragon> Was that an invitation, Necromas? <Necromas> lol <Necromas> I'd say something but I walked right into that one <Dragon> lol
<sor\\pro> it's such a shame that KP isnt here to defend himself <sor\\pro> wait... no it's not
<iDno> Man, I havent had me a good hentai in a while
<@Hawaiian_Pig> most people dont even have 30 different sexual partners in their life time <iDno> hell, ive only had 23 <@Hawaiian_Pig> yeah i know <@Hawaiian_Pig> I'm only at 22 <@Hawaiian_Pig> dno, wanna boost up my numbers? <iDno> yea, dont worry, you'll get there <@Hawaiian_Pig> I might be able to move up a rank <iDno> hmmmmm * @Hawaiian_Pig sexes dno? <iDno> wouldnt I just knock you back by about 12? <@Hawaiian_Pig> k yeah 23 now. <iDno> thats like...anti-sex <iDno> sweet! <iDno> 23 * @Hawaiian_Pig leveled up! <iDno> lol * @Hawaiian_Pig 's stamina increased +5! <iDno> where are you going to put the stat points? <masterskill> You earned a new position! <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol <iDno> lmao <@Hawaiian_Pig> ummm * @Hawaiian_Pig adds stat points to LENGTH! <masterskill> +5 attack? * @Hawaiian_Pig 's LENGTH increased +6 <iDno> ohhh, you sexed a dude though <iDno> -2 GIRTH * @Hawaiian_Pig 's GAY increased +5 <masterskill> +5 butt <iDno> mmmmmm....girthy.... <iDno> XD * @Hawaiian_Pig 's BUTTSEX increased +50000000 <masterskill> One more gay sex for Police outfit! <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol masterskill <iDno> lol * @Hawaiian_Pig plays the victory music from the original final fantasy
<DominoEffect> some kid IMed me and asked if i was a bot <hal9000> o_O <iDno> you arent? <DominoEffect> I replied with "I'm afraid I can't do that, dave" <Echoes> did you say yes? <iDno> lmao <DominoEffect> he was confused <imsocurfman> lmao <Echoes> haha
<&KP> my shampoo smells like man <iDno> its like an orgasm in your hair! <iDno> without the mess. <@Hawaiian_Pig> man juice? <&KP> lol <iDno> lol <@Hawaiian_Pig> no the man juice <@Hawaiian_Pig> thats... thats not shampoo <iDno> its mouthwash <&KP> pert plus <masterskill> bwahaha <iDno> KP's washing his hair with mouthwash! <@Hawaiian_Pig> lolmouthwash <@Hawaiian_Pig> well masterskill, it IS good for your teeth <iDno> lolamirite?? <masterskill> *Martywash * masterskill gets it <@Hawaiian_Pig> I get it too <@Hawaiian_Pig> I get jokes
<goatrope> the halos go off in h3 obliterating the galaxy <goatrope> but mc picks up the OS as it happens <goatrope> so him and cortana float around forever
<Cullen> so dogchow <Cullen> rsv coop some time plz <dogchow> maybe in three weeks <Cullen> you, sir <Cullen> are an asshole <dogchow> what did I do now <Cullen> You're playing with my emotions <Cullen> You keep bitching at me to get a 360 <Cullen> and then I do <Cullen> and then I say I don't have rsv yet <Cullen> and then you say you're going to retire <Cullen> and then I get it <Cullen> and you're like mb three weeks lol <dogchow> cullen go get GoW <dogchow> I wanna play now <Cullen> I have it jerkass <Cullen> HA <Cullen> HA <Cullen> HAAAAAAAA <dogchow> fuck.
<Slith> how many lbs. in a ton? <Psychophan7> 2000 <DominoEffect> 2000 <MrSprout> err <MrSprout> 2000 <Peronthious> 2000 standard <Peronthious> rofl <&haveblue> how many lbs in a fuckton <DominoEffect> a fuckload <&haveblue> how many lbs in a shitload <DominoEffect> a shit-ton? <&haveblue> how many buttloads in an assload <DominoEffect> a metric fuckton <Cullrad> no <Cullrad> 3 <Cullrad> there are three buttloads in an assload <DominoEffect> two, if you want to get anal about it. <Cullrad> oh wow * Cullrad high fives DominoEffect <DominoEffect> :D
<DominoEffect> I cant feel my feet <DominoEffect> this is interesting <Nomi> and that's generally not a good thing, Domino <DominoEffect> ask nyarlathotep, he's four feet in front of me <DominoEffect> I just dropped this 80lb table on my foot <DominoEffect> didn't feel it <DominoEffect> but i sttill said 'ow' out of habit <Cullen> is nyarlathotep really four feet in front of you? <nyarlathotep> maybe less <Cullen> bumsex <DominoEffect> there's kids and family members here <DominoEffect> it will have to wait <nyarlathotep> I have a knife!
<Jillybean> I really should type with a keyboard but I don't have a proper workspace in this house <Jillybean> So I just sit in the living room with the laptop on my lap killing off my sperm <tarehart> get a card table <tarehart> wait a minute <Spenser> ... <tarehart> no, nevermind <tarehart> from now on, everybody in IBO is genderless in my eyes
<@goatrope> so how long ARE you supposed to do cpr for? <vector40> until ems arrives. <vector40> or until you pass out. <tarehart> or you decide you didn't like them that much anyway <@goatrope> that's a long time. <vector40> it's a life. <vector40> if you let me die because you got bored I'm going to haunt your colon for like 100 years.
<SG> wow <SG> my internet is out <Narcogen> When is it due back? <Narcogen> and does it have change for the payphone to call you if it's going to be late?
<masterskill> Is it just me or does HP constantly fail at insinuating he has a big penis? <masterskill> See quotes page <Psychophan7> must be because he doesn't <@Konrad> That's because it isn't true, master <masterskill> Exactly * @Konrad high-fives Psycho <@Hawaiian_Pig> or maybe its because it gets quoted all the time <@Hawaiian_Pig> and that I accept the quotes... <@Hawaiian_Pig> Ilike to keep you guys in the dark <@eskay> hpsux <@Hawaiian_Pig> dont let your enemy know how huge you really are <@Hawaiian_Pig> its like eskay and her face <@Hawaiian_Pig> one day... months from now <@Hawaiian_Pig> i'll post pix <@eskay> :D
<DominoEffect> what the fuck <DominoEffect> I just got spaghetti stuck on my tongue <iDno> wtf? how did you manage that <DominoEffect> no like, my tongue is pierced, and it wrapped around that <Landis> that's disgusting <Snowy_Duck> thats really gross <DominoEffect> yeah it was pretty D: <Landis> if it had gone through the hole, that would have been really disgusting <DominoEffect> if it had gone through the hole <DominoEffect> I'd be like 'HEY MOM LOOK WHAT I CAN DO' and freak her the fuck out <Landis> would be pretty freaky <DominoEffect> I already made someone throw up at the food court at the mall <DominoEffect> I took one of those little plastic swords they put in the burgers at fridays or wherever it is that does that <DominoEffect> and stuck it through my tongue, but put ketchup on it first <DominoEffect> and started yelling <DominoEffect> someone screamed and threw up <DominoEffect> I got kicked out :( <Snowy_Duck> lmao thats awesome <Cullen> lmfao <Boxer> rofl
<Necromas> I'd rather go with the cialis ad <Lucifer7> heh <Lucifer7> that's what i need for christmas <Lucifer7> real noise-cancelling headphones <Necromas> oh <Necromas> I thought you were talking about cialis
<SpasticMoose> but I mean, I hear her talking about bullshit drama and people who she's had sex with and that just adds people to the list of people I have to kill <SpasticMoose> and I don't appreciate that <Ibeechu> spastic <Ibeechu> pix <Ibeechu> plz <Slith> Just give them a stern talking to. <Slith> I don't feel like getting killed.
<Hawaiian_Pig> I dont even remember your armor color, Fox <Hawaiian_Pig> cyan? <Foxcross> nope <Foxcross> white, cyan sword crimson wings and side colors <Cullen> crimson wings <Cullen> sounds... <Cullen> sounds emo <Hawaiian_Pig> my wings are bleeding :( <Hawaiian_Pig> I am an angel <Hawaiian_Pig> bound to the earth <Hawaiian_Pig> to suffer <Hawaiian_Pig> ///_- <Cullen> lmfao
<iDno> A friend of mine was telling me about a series of enema's he had to get because he was sick <iDno> and I just said "well...its all better in the end." <iDno> not thinking <Peronthious> rofl <iDno> took me a few seconds to get why he looked pissed.
<HP> ok so Geary Furhman and whoever else, i gots my ice cream. i'll be on in 10 minutes <HP> go ahead and fistass <HP> mmmm icecream * HP savours <Psycho|Sleep> icecream during fistass? <Psycho|Sleep> I scream during fistass!? <Psycho|Sleep> hmm <&Narcogen> like a little bitch, psycho <&Narcogen> Like. A. Little. Bitch.
<Hawaiian_Pig> MOTHER OF GOD <Hawaiian_Pig> this has to be the most hilarious study ever <Hawaiian_Pig> "Better teeth" <Hawk> rofl <Hawk> ... ahaha <Hawaiian_Pig> "Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to retard tooth decay" <Hawaiian_Pig> my god <Jag> lol <Hawaiian_Pig> MY GOD <Hawk> SWISH AND SPIT, M'LADY <Hawaiian_Pig> ahahahahaha
<Schooly_D[tSD]> Tex, naah <Schooly_D[tSD]> I don't buy it <Tex> ;\ <Schooly_D[tSD]> trust me, I know women <Lucifer7> "Know thyself." <Tex> Hah <Schooly_D[tSD]> my mom was a woman <DominoEffect> was? <Tex> rofl <Schooly_D[tSD]> is <Schooly_D[tSD]> is a woman <Lucifer7> lolol <Tex> aaaaaaaaaaaahaha <DominoEffect> :o <Tex> Im loling so much <Tex> aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha * Tex quotes that and sends it to his mom <Schooly_D[tSD]> guess I set myself up there
<Cullen> wait, who had the tumor <Cullen> someone in IBO has a tumor <Narcogen> Every Friday night I have tumor, and then tumor, and then tumor, and then I'm drunk and I lose count.
<LouisWu> Schooly - I have your football. give me a mailing address, so I can send it back. <Cullen> "Go long"
<Schooly_D[tSD]> obscure nicknames for penises is my reason for being
<Psychophan7> whats the most retarded vegetable you can think of? <hal9000> potato <KlanKerz> beet <zasx\grape> veegie
<Peronthious> got your roommate under control now? <iDno> yea <Peronthious> Bound and gagged? <iDno> I kicked him in the balls and we made up. <Peronthious> rofl <Sandwich> sounds like my prom night, Dno
<Schooly_D[tSD]> so I've got this $15 itunes gift card <Schooly_D[tSD]> what should I spend it on <Geary> a life <Seven_Is_Darker> Life cost more then that Geary <Seven_Is_Darker> Atleast I think so.. <Geary> not schooly's, seven <Geary> you could get 6 or 7 songs with the change <Schooly_D[tSD]> man, you guys are on the ball tonight
<HP> 4:04 AM! <HP> TIME NOT FOUUUUUND <Atheist> my screen is starting to blur <Eisen_Feuer> lol what? * HP is fading away <HP> the space-time continuum <HP> is... <HP> ripping <HP> MY GOD WHAT WILL WE DOOOO <HP> oh <HP> 4:05 <Eisen_Feuer> TIME FLASM <HP> we're safe <HP> for another 12 hours <Eisen_Feuer> thanks HP, that was close <HP> I do my best <HP> if it wasn't for me this universe would rip at the seams every 12 hours <HP> it takes a massively huge penis to hold it together <HP> luckily for you guys, I'm up to the task <Atheist> so your boyfriend helps out too? <HP> .... <HP> ...nice <Atheist> ;0 <Eisen_Feuer> oburn.
<MC|Fooding> Sequels never live up to the original <LordGideon> I know. I have a twin. He's never as good as I am
<dogchow> why does my hand smell like maple syrup? <Hawk> because you couldn't find lotion? * Hawk ducks * dogchow swings low
<Cullen> I'll be 127.0.0.1 for Christmaaaaas <Cullen> You can count(ME)
<Schooly_D[tSD]> I'm the Queen
<KP> one of the... mentally challenged kids used to walk into girls from behind when he'd get a boner. this was in middle school. it was lol. <Narcogen> Amazing the things one can do and still get hired at Bungie.
<hobo343> its strange and hard to explain <Narcogen> I wonder what other machine parts were considered. <Narcogen> Cogs of War. <Narcogen> Chains of War. <hobo343> Guns of War <Narcogen> Limted-Slip Differentials of War. <hobo343> God of-- wait
<masterskill> Hrm, how do I change MSN to an online/offline system <@Hawaiian_Pig> oh masterskill <@Hawaiian_Pig> contacts <@Hawaiian_Pig> sort conacts by <@Hawaiian_Pig> penis length <masterskill> There we go <@eskay> HP would be at the bottom * masterskill is in the lead <@Hawaiian_Pig> yeah eskay <@Hawaiian_Pig> descending <@eskay> dammit, I knew youd say that <@eskay> ah well <@Hawaiian_Pig> :D <@Hawaiian_Pig> cover your bases, madam. <@eskay> k <@eskay> next time <Psychophan7> he's at the bottom of the descending list? <Psychophan7> lolshort <@eskay> ...hahaha <@Hawaiian_Pig> ..................................... <@Hawaiian_Pig> FUCK <@eskay> bwahahahaha <@Hawaiian_Pig> GOD DAMNIT
<TheFreshmaker> blow my head off... <Hawk> I'LL BLOW YOU, BOY
<goatrope> great <goatrope> now queermusicheritage.com is in my history
<vec-out> it's nice to see that we've managed to bolster eskay's ego in her time here. <Hawaiian_Pig> I think we have a much better example of ego bolstering in this community vec <Hawaiian_Pig> he's rampant <Hawaiian_Pig> it grows stronger everyday <Hawaiian_Pig> that...dark cloud... <Hawaiian_Pig> by the S's of the userlist <Hawaiian_Pig> I fear one day... <Hawaiian_Pig> it may join us up here <Hawaiian_Pig> perhaps infiltrating the hops <Echoes> sounds like a horror story, HP <Hawaiian_Pig> the day it spreads to the hops.... is the day IBO falls <Echoes> perfect for hallowe'en :) <Hawaiian_Pig> totally <Hawaiian_Pig> that was a wicked halloween story ruined by the likes of eskay and vec <eskay> lol HP <eskay> oh hush <eskay> just cut us out and post it to quotez or something <eskay> I'm in ur chat cutting ur linesz
<Hawk> gaydar is reading off the chart * Foxcross (Foxcross@Borg-84C05A26.aep.bellsouth.net) has joined #HBO
<@eskay> woooo <@eskay> cpu temp up to 86 <_< <@Konrad> not too bad <@eskay> thats celsius <@Konrad> you're fucked <@eskay> :(
<Psychophan7> I can safely say that I have seen the entire indiana jones trilogy now <Infinite_Se7en> its not that hard <Infinite_Se7en> watch three movies, bam your done <Psychophan7> dude, thats seven hours of sitting around doing nothing <Infinite_Se7en> so? <Infinite_Se7en> same thing as IBO <Infinite_Se7en> just with more Nazis
* AFKP has changed the topic to: IBO: A title wave of corpses. <armatik> tidal? * AFKP has changed the topic to: IBO: A tidal wave of corpses.
<@HP> this is why the quotes page runs so slowly <@HP> you guys bitch about quotes but dont submit awesomness <@HP> the only people that submit shit are unfunny <Cullen> I do <@HP> ^
<eskay> you see <eskay> actually <eskay> never mind <eskay> you're all faggots <Konrad> eskay's got access to KP, if you know what I mean <Konrad> They joined the 3GHz club, if you know what I mean <Konrad> She's a little upset about his 'three-shot-kill' though, if you know what I mean
<Konrad> What the fuck?! If I paid $100 for a shirt it better massage my manboobs
<Geary> Does anyone here have Chromehounds? <Narcogen> I've got some bronzed puppies, does that count?
<SquintZ> What now bitch? You gonna make another your mom joke? <Zoph> ....your moms already a joke, what more could I possibly say about her =/ <SquintZ> ...... <Zoph> XD <SquintZ> You son of a bitch.
*** sorahn (sorahn@Borg-1C6DC6F6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) joined *** Lopez sets channel #HBO mode +h sorahn *** sor (sorahn@Borg-1C6DC6F6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) joined *** Lopez sets channel #HBO mode +h sor <%sor> wtf happened <%sor> did i ping out? <@goatrope> [01:58:03] * Quits: %sor (sorahn@Borg-1C6DC6F6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) (User too gay) <@goatrope> [01:58:03] * Quits: %sorahn (sorahn@Borg-1C6DC6F6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) (User too gay) <&Narcogen> sor, we tried to download your mom into the channel and it said "error: reply received packet too large"
<Boxer> http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/koreaREU121006_548x700.jpg <Lucifer7> that's at 9pm every night <Lucifer7> they turn off power for the entire country <Lucifer7> except for Seoul <Lucifer7> or whatever their capital city is <Lucifer7> yes <iDno> wait <iDno> seriously? <Lucifer7> yes <Lucifer7> they don't have enough power <iDno> lmfao <iDno> thats awesome <Boxer> so you only get life support until 9 at night... <Boxer> talk about euthenASIA <Boxer> ba dum tish <iDno> lol boxer <Hawk> wow boxer * masterskill burns Boxer's drum set
<Peronthious> Does anyone here, by any strange chance, know Hungarian (or whatever language they speak there)? <Psychophan7> I know that when my stomach grumbles that it's telling me that I'm hungry
<KP> i've given one girl access, ever
<Zoph> its hard to play uno when your other hand is occupied <Zoph> ...that sounded wrong <Phasmo|HWzorz> fapping? <Zoph> I'm strumming my guitar <Phasmo|HWzorz> If ya know whatta mean? <galador> Is that what they call it nowadays? >.>
<Trindacut> Hav eu eva accidentally given vital plot details away to some1 <KP> Trindacut, i ruined the story for stosh <KP> that wasn't an accident though <KP> i just don't like him.
<iDno> on a side note, did you know that the length between your fingers, fingertip to fingertip is the same height as you? <iDno> at least it should be, anyways. <Jag> Uhm <Jag> That's like... <Jag> No. <iDno> seriously, try it <iDno> if not the same it will be extremely close. <ManKitten> heres another one for you....put your thumb and index finger together...it will fit perfectly on the bridge of your nose <ManKitten> your index finger will touch your brow, and thumb will touch the tip of your nose <iDno> holy shit <Jag> omg <iDno> Oh, ive got one <iDno> did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer? <Psychophan7> if you put your elbow at your hip down your thigh, it should touch the base of your knee <ManKitten> reall? <Psychophan7> forearm down your thigh* <iDno> sha * ManKitten puts hand over face * iDno smashes mankittens hand into his face <iDno> HAHA! GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER! <ManKitten> gah <&haveblue> did you know that if you took all the blood vessels out of a person's body, straightened them out, and laid them end-to-end along the ground, that person woudl die?
<iDno> "This week on 'out of context theatre'! <iDno> its about 3 cm now" <Psychophan7> dno, if anything was to be taken out of context, it would be <Psychophan7> <ManKitten> mine was about 6 inches long <Psychophan7> <ManKitten> but i got tired of it, and shaved it off <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol psycho <iDno> lol psycho <iDno> I dunno <iDno> I would rather have a six inch dick that I got tired of and shaved down <iDno> than a 3 cm dick <%Lucifer7> heh <%Lucifer7> william once messed up an insult <%Lucifer7> and said i had a 20 decimeter wang <iDno> lmao <Infinite_Se7en> ...... <Infinite_Se7en> holy crap <Infinite_Se7en> my eyes <%insaneidiot> rofl <iDno> thats almost xbox hueg <Infinite_Se7en> omg I cant believe I tried to envision that in my head <Infinite_Se7en> I fucking hate you William/Luci
<vector40> I just coined a great term <vector40> a HANO jump <vector40> high altitude, no opening
<Hex> !dehop <Hex> !dehalf-op <Hex> !de-halfop <Hex> !de-hop <Hex> wtf <Hex> !dehop bitch <Hex> !dehop * Hex sets mode: +e -hop!*@* <Hex> >.< <Hex> wtf
<LordKonnington> Gentlemen, I have just received a message of the utmost importance <HunterEsq11> Pray tell, what of this despatch? <BaronVonHP> Do share with us <LordKonnington> It is disturbing, amazing, and earth shattering <BaronVonHP> I yield to you, sir. <SirManofKitten> *gasp* * SirManofKitten removes his monicle in preparation <LordKonnington> I speak not of this by will... but I must. I have been told that it is raining in Shanghai <BaronVonHP> raining? in shanghai? <BaronVonHP> my word... <LordKonnington> Nothing can save us now. <SirManofKitten> this is surely a hoax <BaronVonHP> and what of our armies in the north? <BaronVonHP> can they be recalled? <BaronVonHP> Why... pardon that, surely it would take them more than a fortnight to make it to the lines <SirRaiden> i WAS going to watch Lucky Number Sleven, but this is better <LordKonnington> I'm afraid that I have also ran out of words for this era --- LordKonnington is now known as Konrad <BaronVonHP> My word, where hast Konnington run off to? --- Konrad is now known as LordKonnington <BaronVonHP> ahh there you are my good man <BaronVonHP> I missed you at wurthington's ball <SirManofKitten> that scally hath stolen my cane again <LordKonnington> My apologies, Baronness, forst I had to take care of a matter of gravest importance; for I was attending Grandmaster Wu's Ball at the time. <BaronVonHP> Ahh, I heard that was most exclusive <LordKonnington> That it twas, the ballroom was most impressive in decorum, but the size demanded a small attendance <BaronVonHP> For the best. --> iSno[Idaho] (fromster@Borg-A3B042C5.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #HBO <LordKonnington> One of those rebellious Scots snuck her way inside, whilst I found myself staring at the most impressive dress, she was surely comprised of pure evil. <PrincessDi> Youre a bloody liar <SirRaiden> staring at the dress... right. <PrincessDi> You were staring at her knockers * iSno[Idaho] yawns <-- iDno has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by iSno[Idaho])) --> iDno (idno@Borg-ACDE6ED6.cpe.cableone.net) has joined #HBO <iSno[Idaho]> ..... <-- iDno has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by iSno[Idaho])) <iSno[Idaho]> ..... --- iSno[Idaho] is now known as iDno <SirRaiden> .. <LordKonnington> What in sam hell <LordKonnington> I say, what is that racket coming from Master Dno's quarters? <iDno> ... <BaronVonHP> He may wake the king <PrincessDi> I do believe hes frisking Madame Fisk <BaronVonHP> such an offense is punishable by death <Spenser> rofl <SirRaiden> lol <HunterEsq11> Surely such lurid rumours are baseless as they are base <BaronVonHP> Sir dno, I do hope you haven't been canoodling with the heathen likes of Madame Fisk <SirManofKitten> Forsooth! <iDno> So, what am I missing here? <PrincessDi> Your trousers <BaronVonHP> Indeed... he speaks in tongues of the west. <HunterEsq11> I have heard, Baron, that the kind Madame is disposed to making a public display of her legs, very nearly to the knees! <HunterEsq11> what lack of shame --- iDno is now known as Lord_Dno <Lord_Dno> I do say, this sounds like a spot of good fun! <BaronVonHP> That's quite preposterous! That harlot --- hellmitre is now known as Duke_hellmitre --- Spenser is now known as Count_Spenser <Duke_hellmitre> it's renaissance day! <BaronVonHP> A woman of her age would be well advised to be quite a bit more discerning in her public dealings <SirManofKitten> alas, the phoneocular device rings * LordKonnington retires to his gigantor ye olde fashioned chair <Lord_Dno> I say, could this be Witchcraft? --> Furhman (furhman@Borg-30885E31.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #HBO * SirManofKitten returns to the den <Furhman> sup <Duke_hellmitre> Sir Furhman! <HunterEsq11> Nay, Furhman; it is well past time to sup <HunterEsq11> Surely there is no banquet more sumptuous, no feast more fulfilling, than the succor of ornate elocution
<Cullen> ENDER ENDER ENDER <Cullen> WHICH WAY IS DOWN? <Ender> CULLEN CULLEN CULLEN <Ender> IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? <Cullen> NO! <Cullen> WHICH WAY IS DOWN? <Cullen> THERE IS A SPECIFIC ANSWER TO THIS, RELATING TO YOUR NAME. <Ender> I'm afraid there is no down. Or up. <Ender> Or left, right. <Cullen> Getting warmer... <Ender> It's all in your mind, Cullen. <Ender> All in your mind. <Ender> Besides, we all know down is just our name for a percieved sense of gravity. <Cullen> Ooooh, so cold. <Cullen> The correct answer is: The enemy's gate is down. <hal9000> lol <Cullen> Now go read Ender's Game. <Ender> My dad's reading it right now. <Cullen> Ask him which way is down. <Cullen> Be a jackass. <Cullen> Be like, "HAY DAD, QUICK, WHICH WAY IS DOWN?" <Ender> Cullen, are you coming on to me?
<DominoEffect> wtf, i'm sitting on my cat <DominoEffect> how did i not notice this 10 minutes ago
<HP[GA]> yeah who the hell wears a tshirt of his OWN face <HP[GA]> people saw my new one today <HP[GA]> this one has more of a rubbernecking appeal... I've noticed strangers looking at my chest <HP[GA]> and I dont even have boobs <HP[GA]> ....so this is how women feel
iDno: I am a fucking genious.
<KP> thats such a gay word <KP> cocoa <KP> slith likes men for using it <KP> he wants to be with p <KP> and violate rule 14 over and over again <P_40E> everyone does
<KP> lol <KP> on 1up's most popular <KP> sneak king is #3 <KP> halo 3 and resevoir dogs <KP> respectively <Narcogen> Res dogs? Really? <Narcogen> That's... ridiculous <KP> because halo 3 is the real king <haveblue> halo 3 may be the king but sneak king is right behind it <haveblue> hiding in the garbage can with a hamburger
<goatnota[]> quit throwing all these curveballs at me man <Dante> Are knuckleballs better? <goatnota[]> no <goatnota[]> i prefer metaphorical tee-ball
<Hawaiian_Pig> you're ugly. <Tex> thanks <Schooly_D[tSD]> it's alright, Tex. You're no schooly d, but you'll do <Tex> You're no KP <Tex> but you'll do <Schooly_D[tSD]> WHAT
<KP> you can't really throw, shoot or otherwise project a sex scene at somebody <Blackstar> KP, I had a projector, and I can tell you can project them at anyone for a very, very long distance.
<HipHop> I don't particularly like the flood, I just like the feel to those levels <HipHop> dark, scary, and...moist <KP> i thought you were describing your first sexual encounter for a second
<Magus> Goddamnit. <Magus> I've got a KP moth in my room. <Magus> It's moving around aimlessly, feels a need to interact with everything, and is generally a pain in the ass to the main occupants.
* KP changes topic to 'IBO: There is no update this week because Frankie is traveling and KP is gay. Aren't you glad you read this instead of asking in chat and getting yelled at? || No, seriously, I'll kill you.' <@MicrosoftHP> you added that <@MicrosoftHP> but didnt change the gay? <@MicrosoftHP> wtg
--> eskay (eskay@eskay.boomerica.com) joined *** Lopez sets channel #HBO mode +o eskay <iDno> OMFG! <iDno> EVERYONE STAND STILL <iDno> dont move... * insaneidiot stands still * MC sneezes * mercury dances <iDno> its an eskay...! <eskay> no its not *** eskay changed nick to noteskay <iDno> Crikey! <LouisWu> in its natural environment! * mercury dances <iDno> it can talk! <MC> the kitchen? <MC> =P <LouisWu> irc * MC hides behind a table. <iDno> lmao <LouisWu> geez, mc *** MC was kicked from #HBO by noteskay (I am a master chef.)
<Mike_M> :( <hobo343> no faces. <Mike_M> <MasterCheifn> :( * hobo343 enforces eskay protocol, article 12 <hobo343> we're abandoning the faces <hobo343> that means you too cortana <Mike_M> with all due respect, hp, this war has enough dead faces <hobo343> I appreciate the concern MM <hobo343> but its not up to me <hobo343> the protocol is clear <hobo343> faces of any kind are absolutely unacceptable <Mike_M> aye aye, sir :( <Mike_M> I mean <Mike_M> aye aye, sir <hobo343> better <hobo343> which... is where you come in... Lopez, get rid of all the faces in this channel, and keep them away from the enemy <hobo343> if they capture the faces, they'll learn everything <hobo343> force deployment <hobo343> face research <hobo343> ....even Earth <Lopez> I understand <MasterCheifn> :o <MasterCheifn> ..... --> eskay (eskay@eskay.boomerica.com) has joined #hbo --- Lopez gives channel operator status to eskay <MasterCheifn> rofl <hobo343> speak of the devil <P_40E> we were just talking about you, eskay. <iDno> :( <hobo343> wtf! --- hobo343 sets ban on *!*@Borg-A3B042C5.hsd1.wa.comcast.net <-- hobo343 has kicked iDno from #hbo (eskay protocol article 12)
<Alexander> Test:Only answer this if you are not from Canada: What is Canada's Capital city? <Hawk> Antarctica. <Narcogen> Ottawa <iDno> errr * Hawk wins <Alexander> >_> <iDno> The Arctic <Alexander> Okay.. <Alexander> Test:Only answer this if you are not from Canada and not Narcogen who knows too much: What is Canada's Capital city? <Alexander> >_> <Hawk> Ottawa <HP> Ottawa <iDno> Ottawa <Alexander> Nevermind. <Alexander> You people are all too smart.
<Schooly_D[tSD]> I've noticed there's a certain privilege in being a girl on the internet. Actually, it's more of a privilege for anyone who's important on the internet, just that girls have that importance handed to them by default: <Schooly_D[tSD]> you can say anything on your mind, in a completely self-centered fashion, and people will flock to engage you in conversation <Schooly_D[tSD]> for example --- Schooly_D[tSD] is now known as haloGIRL_091 <haloGIRL_091> you know, I made soup earlier today. I burned my tongue <sexybabygurl69> it is true that this... <sexybabygurl69> <Schooly_D[tSD]> you know, I made soup earlier today. I burned my tongue <sexybabygurl69> differs entirely from <sexybabygurl69> <haloGIRL_091> you know, I made soup earlier today. I burned my tongue <Schooly_D[tSD]> I see you are a man of reason and intellect, hp <sexybabygurl69> whether its cause we don't give a shit about schooly or cause of the hawt chix, we have yet to determine <Schooly_D[tSD]> I see you are a fag, hp <Tex> you know, I made soup earlier today. I burned my tongue <sexybabygurl69> so yeah, next time it happens, point it out schooly, it'll substantiate the point that we all agree on anyway <Hawk> you burned your tongue making it or eating it? <Hawk> because the former sounds interesting <masterskill> was it good? <sexybabygurl69> wait hold up * Schooly_D[tSD] walks away loling <Tex> :P <sexybabygurl69> Hawk <sexybabygurl69> have you been following? <Hawk> following what <Tex> rofl <sexybabygurl69> ......rofl <Tex> Thats..pretty funny <Tex> Wow. * Tex has learned a new power
<Zophory> Pirates have ships, what to ninjas have? <Zophory> besides superiority to pirates <Psychophan7> ninjas have pure kick-ass <Psychophan7> they probably have secret ninja scuba gear for stealing pirate ships <Alexander> Ninja's have special jumping off water skillz so they don't need a boat. <SFLegend> Ninjas can levitate. <Jillybean> Ninjas don't levitate <Jillybean> They push the world down - the ninja stays completely still
<Slith> At Reach, the Covenant Flagship has a beam that slices ships in half. Not one other Covenant ship we've seen since then has anything similar to that. <Slith> After Halo, and in First Strike, Cortana meddles with the Covenant weapon system and creates a very similar beam. <%Hawk> it was a giant turret on the top of the vessel <Slith> That's jsut it hawk, why don't any other ships have it? <%Hawk> completely different from cortana's design <%Hawk> ... because it's a giant flagship? <%Hawk> maybe that weapon needs a huge amount of power <Slith> That's like putting a cannon on only one destroyer and machineguns on the rest. <Slith> It doesn't make any logical sense. <%Hawk> exactly <%Hawk> maybe the covenant didn't have the technology to put it on other ships <@Narcogen> It was too expensive <@Narcogen> the Covenant Stock Market had crashed the previous weeks on warning signs that the Great Journey might be delayed <@Narcogen> Investor confidence was not high, so cutbacks had to be made <Veegie> Narcogen wins. <%Hawk> the prices on GIANT DEATHBEAM were at a steal <@Narcogen> In fact, a management consultant at a mining concern was quoted as saying he didn't really believe in the Great Journey anymore. <%Hawk> ... rofl
<Slith> Cutthroat_Slith <Slith> err... * Slith is now known as Cutthroat_Slith * Poindexter_ is now known as lol <lol> fuck <Cabin_boy_Andz> hahaha! * lol is now known as Poindexter_ <Poindexter_> It was supposed to be like "/nick lol" as in "Hey slith ur dumb" <Poindexter_> But uh... <Poindexter_> Yea
<iDno> I like Weird Al :( <Hawaiian_Pig> well k he doesnt "suck" <Hawaiian_Pig> but, I cant listen to it as normal music <Hawaiian_Pig> its just a one time "heh" and thats it <Hawk> that's exactly what she said when you spent the night
<KP> whenever i'd go to a lan, my parents would ask me if i won <KP> eventually i stopped trying to explain what went on and started just saying yes <KP> and i'd steal something from the person's mantle and say it was my prize <Schooly_D[tSD]> KP, I do the same thing with golf here <Schooly_D[tSD]> "How'd golf go?" "I just hit range balls" "Oh. What'd you score?" "Par."
<vector40> one of the best cops I know, a federal air marshall, does crossfit and looks like a greased bruce lee. <vector40> and all he does is sit on planes. <vector40> but that's why he's an FAM. because he cares enough to do his job excellently and that gets you places. <vector40> if you coast by you can stay on patrol for 25 years and retire. <vector40> if you don't get shot or something along the way. <haveblue> you usually get shot two days before retirement anyway <haveblue> right after you tell your partner about your family/dreams <haveblue> then he gets thrown off the case and solves it anyway <vector40> I dream about hb's family. <vector40> so succulent. <haveblue> if you kidnap them I'll shoot you in slow motion and then say "It's over." while lowering the gun
<eskay> I like having a touchpad because it allows me to caress my computer
<KP> so, i hear jilly has boobs? <Hawk> boobs wha? <Chryton> wha? <Psychophan7> omg <KP> i no rite?
<Cullen> GUNS IN MY PORN FOLDER <Cullen> PORN IN MY GUNS FOLDER <Cullen> >:( <%Lucifer7> FETISH ALL AROUND
<dogchow> my nephew tried to feed my cat to my dog <dogchow> little bastard <dogchow> picked her up and stuck her in his face saying "EAT"
<SG> you own a macbook, narc? <Narc|McBook> I've owned one for four and a half months, this is just my first chance to actually USE it. * DP is normally considered assulat <DP> assault* <@HP> a salt. <SG> I read that as ass-slut <Narc|McBook> ass-slut in the control room <Narc|McBook> so much so fast... it's glorious <@HP> lol narc <@HP> sounds like a line of Halo porn movies is imminent <Narc|McBook> if I only had the time. <@HP> Ass-slut in the Control Room 9. 696 Guilty Sluts. Two Butt-trayls. Pillar of Penetration. The Jaw. <Psycho|Sleep> funny <Psycho|Sleep> from macbook to porn <Psycho|Sleep> this is indeed #hbo
<Ibeechu> OMGIES: ERIC S nylund and ERIC S trautmann? One in the same? Think about it, we've never seen them in teh same place at teh same time. HMMMMMMMMM... <iKon> .....have we ever seen either one? <Ibeechu> iKon, my point exactly <Ibeechu> Neither exist <iKon> ^_- <iKon> I have an idea <iKon> How about <iKon> Instead of me listening to you <iKon> Ibeechu with a stick
<iDno> Hey hawk <iDno> whats up, yo> <iDno> ?^ <iDno> ^& <iDno> ....... <iDno> * <Hawk> Take it slowly there <iDno> :(
* Tex bombs TSD before she leaves your punk ass <Schooly_D[tSD]> leave my punk ass <Schooly_D[tSD]> I dare you <Tex> oh yeah? * Quits: Tex (Textostero@Borg-C68C6143.san.res.rr.com) (Quit: You could follow logic or contest it all.) * Hawk watches half of tSD disappear <DominoEffect> hawk, lol <Schooly_D[tSD]> Hawk, tSD's roster has nothing to do with Tex <hobo343> yes but the majority of tSD's manhood resides in tex's hands <hobo343> ............uuh <hobo343> christ... <Schooly_D[tSD]> >.>
<Jag> gay loving <Jag> brb <Jag> wait..
<croucho> wait... is it just reach, cause for all of those ships we would need more than one planet <Cullen> it's a goddamn PLANET <Cullen> planets are BIG <Cullen> ships are NOT. <Cullen> I emphasize my WORDS
* iDno was kicked by Hawk (< omgmoron) <%Hawk> wait <%Hawk> aw...
<Cullen_> you know how the lights shatter in Splinter Cell? <Cullen_> I never thought that was very realistic. <Cullen_> I KNOW BETTER NOW <vector40> you just shot a light out? <Cullen_> no, my neighbors across the hall were throwing a football in the hall <Cullen_> shattered a flourescent lightbulb into a million fucking pieces <&haveblue> did you walk over, stare at the light for ten seconds, then say "it must have been nothing" and go back to your room? <Cullen_> ... I did.
<William> Um, I see intelligent conversation in here all the time. Whenever I go to #HIH, it's like I've entered the Mental Special Olympics or something.
<iDno> A song about hawk!!! * iDno is listening to: Tool - Hooker With A Penis * Lopez sets mode: +h Hawk <Hawk> What, dno? <iDno> so the.... <iDno> Hey hawk <Hawk> Hi dno. <iDno> Buuuuuudy <iDno> whats up? <Hawk> aw, nothing much <iDno> enjoying that firefly? <Hawk> yep <iDno> kaylee's hot huh? <Hawk> sure is <iDno> yep <Hawk> mm-hmmm <iDno> yep * iDno was kicked by Hawk (WHAPANG!)
<iDno> Finding emo........ * insaneidiot dances in a sea of razors ///_- <iDno> ^--------FOUND HIM!!!!!
<@Narcogen> IBO has so infected my mind <@Narcogen> That when I see the headline "HP unveils printing technology for the high-end office market" <@Narcogen> My first reaction <@Narcogen> is "HP can't do that, all he knows is zoom blur"
<Schooly_D[tSD]> attention #hbo: * HP sets ban on *!*@3DAD4783.6367045E.ADEA644.IP * HP has kicked Schooly_D[tSD] from #hbo (HP)
<Narcogen> I keep mixing up nsfw with nfsmw <Narcogen> I'm expecting porn and all I get is cars
<goatrope> hahahahahaha <goatrope> there's a picture of my crotch in the topic <goatrope> that owns
<Hikaru> I'm going to make a suite for HP. <jonsimon> HP suite edition? <Hawaiian_Pig> Microsoft presents Microsoft HP Suite Edition 2006 by Microsoft <MC> ...Microsoft. <Hawaiian_Pig> Copyright Microsoft 2007 <Hawaiian_Pig> Closed Captioning provided by Microsoft <MC> Part of microsoft corp. * P_40E changes topic to 'IBO: If they want waaaaah, we'll give 'em waaaah. (Microsoft Microsoft)' <Hawaiian_Pig> k i need to eat some Microsoft Food. <Hawaiian_Pig> brb. <Echoes> microsoft has FOOD now? <MC> Watch out for the BsoD <MC> I hear it's a bitch <Echoes> so...high in fiber? <Hawaiian_Pig> yup <P_40E> you can buy it with Microsoft Points now, echoes. <Hawaiian_Pig> yeah its compatible with the XBL marketplace <Hawaiian_Pig> you can stream food from one Xbox to the other <MC> Is there system link between two bowls? <Hawaiian_Pig> you can do that with WiFi <P_40E> but the service will come built in with Windows Vista, HP. <MC> I bet their cereal is really just cheerios packaged to look like something totally new and unheard of <Hawaiian_Pig> yeah, that'll be cool <Hawaiian_Pig> then your whole entertainment center can also double as a kitchen <Hawaiian_Pig> as well as a bedroom with Microsoft Sleep <P_40E> but you'll have to shell out extra money for "Vista Food Edition" <P_40E> :( <DominoEffect> heh, MicrO's <Hawaiian_Pig> lol <MC> Don't forget the mid-meal updates <MC> without warning <MC> microsoft helps you <MC> by taking your food <MC> throwing it all over your face <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <DominoEffect> 'Please update your cereal!' <MC> and then saying "Your security issues are fixed" <Hawaiian_Pig> there are some gems worth quoting there but im too lazy to sift through it all <Hawaiian_Pig> I need Microsoft Quotes <Hawaiian_Pig> P40E version.
* Slith am dum <Slith> I spent the last hour trying to figure out how to get this mod to work, installing, re-installing, deleting, re-deleting. installing what I re-deleted... anyways, I finally give up and just go back to playing, when I notice I forgot to switch 'use mods' on in the in-game menu. -_-
<William> That reminds me of something my Physics teacher said last year. <William> "Okay, a vector represents magnitude and.. and.." then no one answered, "It starts with a d and ends with an erection?" <William> I went from dozing to flailing on the floor laughing in a couple of seconds. <Hawk> I bet you weren't the only girl giggling, either <William> Hardy har har.
<Mintz> I should label every item I sell "Mint Condition"
<Cullen> http://www.jamesshirley.com/images/Movies/King_Arthur/king_arthur026.jpg <Cullen> lolsquish <Konrad> wtf is wrong with her boobs? <Jamirus99> she's flat <Cullen> they're bound <DominoEffect> she has none? <Cullen> bound <Demonic> It's suffocating them <Konrad> LET THEM BREATH <Konrad> I WILL GIVE THEM OXYGEN WITH MY MOUTH <DominoEffect> mouth to boob resuscitation
<The_Trombone> goatrope, you like the vagina? <goatrope> nah i'm pretty gay <The_Trombone> aww
* KP has quit (User is permanently banned (no reason)) <Lucifer7> .. <Lucifer7> OH SHIT <Peter> O.O <iDno> LMFAO <William> ...ahaha. <P_40E> rofl <Hawaiian_Pig> lol <Lucifer7> SHIT SHIT SHIT <Peter> hahahahaha <Hawaiian_Pig> haaaahahahah <iDno> LMFAO <Lucifer7> oh shit <Lucifer7> i'm gonna fucking die <Lucifer7> shit <Hawaiian_Pig> so... Maria's fair game now right?
* Quits: &KP (KP@bungie.org) (Quit: It takes place in the Halo universe.)
* KP dies just a little on the inside. * goatrope gives kp mouth to mouth <goatrope> in the butttttt <KP> yeah dude. <KP> you were invited down this weekend. <KP> consider that invitation rescinded. <goatrope> blast. <goatrope> sry 'm relay drunck <KP> i don't believe you.
<insaneidiot> i hate the way my teeth feel after being brutally molested by a doctor :(
<@goatrope> enhance <@goatrope> enhance <icefire> . . . <icefire> I think goatrope needs to be reprogrammed again. <@Narcogen> Either that, or he needs to be enhanced.
<&KP> so <&KP> tomorrow <Peter> Halo 3? <&KP> nothing going down. <Peter> >_> <&KP> at all. <&KP> anywhere <&KP> in fact i hear the conference is cancelled <&KP> true story. <&KP> frank's flying home :( <@Narcogen> KP, I bet his arms are tired
<@Narcogen> the Louis is aWuke. <~LouisWu> he's been awuke for hours... just busy with other stuff. :( <@Narcogen> And yet here you are <@Narcogen> griping on IRC <~LouisWu> I hate it when I'm caught in my own damned webs. <@Narcogen> :D
<KP> it was just supposed to be random, Spartan1118 <KP> but you ruined it. <KP> you ruin everything <Spartan1118> sorry <KP> if your parents are divorced, and they said it wasn't your fault? yeah, it was.
<Anthrax> so one time <Anthrax> when i was waiting outside of a concert hall <Anthrax> i saw a blind man walk into a porno shop <Anthrax> it was...weird.
<luber_chaos> Im totally using my last paycheck to finally buy XBL <luber_chaos> so I can make up for all the time I lost while I was being productive <~LouisWu> ... <~LouisWu> "I have no more income, so I'm going to spend what's left to buy something that will pretty much keep me from getting more."
<&KP> i've been thinking of growing one. <&KP> (my facial hair is red. for whatever reason.) <@Hawaiian_Pig> do it KP <@Hawaiian_Pig> facial hair makes the man <&KP> i'm thinking that it'll increase the ladies that flock to me exponentially <&KP> from 0 to 0.1 <&KP> "she looked at me!" <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol <%Cunbelin> heh <@Narcogen> actually I think any exponential increase from zero is still zero
<@goatrope> kp <@goatrope> i was wondering <&KP> It takes place in the Halo universe. <@goatrope> what universe does h3 take ploace in? <@goatrope> BAH <@goatrope> too slow!
