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<Baal> you guys go to other IRC networks? <beagle237> yes <Lilith> usually only freenode for me <Baal> :o <Baal> like what --- You are now known as sorahn <The_Man> is homelan still around? <sorahn> k, sleep time <The_Man> i never went back after we left --- The_Man is now known as CammanB <beagle237> IBO, beep, freenode, EFnet, DALnet, ZiRC, Bondage Net, KidsNet <sorahn> bondage net... <Baal> what channels do you go to? * sorahn is intrigued <beagle237> oops <JasonDM> and kidsnet <gunLzy> lol <beagle237> haha ignore the last 2
<gunluva> Hey guys, my mother decided to take a gander at #hbo. She saw Luci's name, and, well, freaked out. Needless to say, you won't be seeing me around. First off, I realize that I'm an adult and shouldn't let her tell me what to do, and such, but it ain't that easy. So, see ya.
* Bluestone (bluestone@Borg-C166705C.adsl.alicedsl.de) has joined #hbo <iDno> yeah he was so huge <iDno> ummmmmm hi bluestone <Bluestone> O.o <Infinite_Se7en> rofl <Tex> rofl <Slith> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1218743808326.jpg
<%insaneidiot> i need a P_40E * P_40E sets mode: +b *!*@* <%insaneidiot> lolwut * P_40E sets mode: -b *!*@* <@P_40E> pretty sure that was goatrope <%insaneidiot> rofl <goatrope> HAHAHA OWNAGE <goatrope> i typed "/mode #hbo +b *!*@*" and then a bunch of spaces so it scrolled off screen <goatrope> and left the computer <goatrope> looks like he just got owned <%insaneidiot> rofl
<KP> the raisins are overwhelming <KP> they're nature's candy, you know <@Kate> I KNOW <Teerack> i dont like em <@Kate> Yum. <KP> and the bran, well <KP> it makes you poop <KP> and i do enjoy my time on the porcelan throne <Dawn> kp poops a lot <Ze> I'm sold. <MrAlexZander> *90% of the sugar in Kellogg's Raisin Bran is natural sugar from the raisins themselves <KP> no i don't <&Dawn> he loves to eat mcdonald's also <MrAlexZander> I read that on the side of the box. <KP> that's why i have to eat raisin bran <KP> and if raisin bran doesn't make me poop, only then do i have mcdonald's <KP> it's like drano for your colon
<Pak> video games are overrated <hawk> like your genitalia <Pak> no one hypes my penis, thank you
<Tex> Im not even wearing pants <Trindacut> see <Trindacut> i was so quick it fucked the space time continueum <Tex> thats what she said <uber_chaos> snap <Trindacut> fuck
<VerdaFolio> wtf is with all the elite porn <VerdaFolio> who looked at the elites and said, "Man what if these things were boning each other." <Lucifer7> pinkuh <KP> pinkuh <Slith> Well... Pinkuh, for starters
<goatrope> cars <hawk> starcraft
<Konrad> http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Minesweeper/
<HunterX11> smart for the internet is still pretty dumb
<Bootsman> I had a quite interesting encounter in the train just now. <Bootsman> This guy I know was sitting a few seats from me and had his leg on the seat infront of him. <Bootsman> So this old lady comes up and starts nagging to him about how he shouldn't do so. Saying it's bad that his dirty legs ar on someone else's seat. <Bootsman> So the guy, who happens to be an ex-peacekeeper, grabs his leg and rips it off. <Bootsman> Prostetic, you see. <Bootsman> Hands it towards the lady and shouts "Well how about you take it to your seat, then!" <Bootsman> Lady shuts up and leaves the train on the next stop.
<DominoEffect> you're stroking it, even though it no longer exists? <Bootsman> Wait. What? :D <Dragon> Stroking what's left in the sink. <Bootsman> I FUCKING HOPE WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT COCKS
<~KP> i wonder how you go about requesting a fly-over for your event <~KP> i want one for my wedding. <~KP> and my funeral <~KP> if i have to choose, the funeral. <@P_40E> request a bombing run <@P_40E> then it'll be everyone's funeral
<Lucifer7> this recent issue of Wired has a p. cool issue on the Titan salvage crew <Narcogen> I like my titans clashed, not salvaged <Tex> I like my Titans remembered. <Cullen> I like my titans missile-y <Psychophan7> I like my titans * Psychophan7 is now known as Psycho|Sleep <Narcogen> I said titans, not tight ends <vector40> what
<Crab> we only use 1/3 of our muscles at any given time <Crab> thats so crazy <Cow> crab stop being gay and reading dumb facts <Crab> not reading faggot <Cow> hay guys if every muscle in the human body pulled in the same direction at the same time, it could pull 20 tons <Cow> isnt dat interestin <Crab> its on discovery channel <Cow> lol <Cow> gay <Crab> it is interesting <iDno> Hey guys, did you know that if every muscle in the human body pulled in a different direction at the same time, it would hurt a fuckton. <iDno> You would probably die. <Cow> 20 fucktons <iDno> XD
<Bootsman> agh. I think I have a bacterial infection in my mouth <Furhman> . . . <AstroZombie> ewz <Bootsman> I have a constant sour taste in my mouth and my tongue is all white. <Furhman> someone else take that, its too easy <AstroZombie> you got aids <Furhman> <3 boots <Bootsman> oh shit I just realized what I just said :DDDD <Bootsman> fuckin' rofl'ed <AstroZombie> rofl Bootsman <Furhman> lol
<Cullen> my dad and I have a rule <Pak> never kiss and tell?
<goatrope> make me an admin <goatrope> i promise i won't do anything bad <Trindacut> no <Trindacut> i would no sooner remove my own foreskin with a chainsaw than make you an admin <goatrope> ok we'll compromise
<Cullen> I didn't care about lost but if my family is gonna get into it then what the hell, might as well catch up <protospork> :| <protospork> my family watches walker texas ranger but I sure as hell don't <Cullen> there's a pretty major difference in quality here, protospork <protospork> does every episode of lost feature chuck norris roundhousing someone in the face? <Cullen> no, but it should <protospork> you're right, there is a difference in quality here <protospork> fuck lost * Narcogen likes Lost <Lucifer7> im sry u Lost me <Narcogen> I'd tell you, but the answer would be Lost on you. <Narcogen> And I promise, that's the Lost time I make a joke like this. <iDno> I'm at a lost as to why people would even watch a show like that. <Narcogen> Yeah, they should just cut their lostses and run. <Narcogen> Gollum. <iDno> What I don't get, is if the show is crashing and burning...and Stargate Atlantis is such a better show, why would they continue to make episodes...Isn't it clear that they've lost? <Narcogen> I went into that sentence and got so lost I couldn't find my way out.
<Cullen> http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii63/3of9/36-point-circular-grid.jpg <Cullen> dogchow^ <Cullen> that's how the stargate system works, not the square <Cullen> it was designed around galactic transportation, not a giant square <vector40> all I hear is giant square.
<Psychophant> looking nice would be a big plus <hawk> that's what she said <hawk> I'm not picky, I just want it HUGE <Tex> <_< * Tex scoots closer to hawk <hawk> yhelothar * Tex yawns and stretches her arms * Tex grabs hawks crotch * hawk stretches and grabs Tex's clavicle * Tex comes to the sudden realization that she has grabbed nothing but air * hawk implodes <hawk> my genitalia exists in a dimension not known to you... lesser beings <hawk> it's unreal, too bad you can't participate <Tex> In what? The state of Delusion? <HP> yeah imaginary <HP> hawk'spenis(i) <hawk> the 9th <Tex> Hawks penis ; sqrt(-1) <Tex> innnches <hawk> geeeeeeeeeeek <HP> ownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned <HP> pfft more like <HP> grade12matheek <HP> starts with g and ends with eek <Tex> greek <Tex> jesus that took me forever to think of <hawk> you were too busy thinking about my wang in 9D <Tex> Doesn't matter what dimension its in <Tex> it still aint in me * HP enters the 9th dimension * HP sees a dick <HP> :< <hawk> actually because of the extra five dimensions it's been in you three times <hawk> two of which were before you actually even existed <hawk> the third hasn't happened yet <hawk> rest assured, it's epic
<vector40> so I just made porn. <hawk> hot, upload it <vector40> I'm working on my running form <vector40> but what that boils down to in this case is filming myself running in place in my underwear <Psychophan7> thats not porn <vector40> later I touch myself. <Psychophan7> are genitalia present? <vector40> well they're not on vacation
<KP> i've been discriminating against her because she's a girl. but there's really no one else who's been around that long without being hopped. except cullen. and i think that's justified. <KP> and she blew me. <Konrad> fair enough
<Lucifer7> cullen, it's like 2 balls moving around <Lucifer7> and you have to draw lines to make them go into a hole <Bootsman> Kinda like dating.
<Narcogen> bandagenet? <Lucifer7> quick <Lucifer7> get in the gauze hog <Narcogen> oh.. my... god <DominoEffect> so, luci = stuntmutt? <DominoEffect> I never knew that <Narcogen> you have just lost all rights to groan at my jokes, in perpetuity <Lucifer7> yay!@ <Narcogen> and as an aside <Narcogen> I salute you <Narcogen> I am very nearly jealous.
<Bootsman> If the RROD doesn't vanish tomorrow, I'll towel-trick the box for one last gaming session and call microsoft on what to do with a shitty console <Bootsman> "Return it to sony" will most likely be the first awnser I get <Bootsman> But after that, I hope to get instructions on getting my 360 fixed
<Cullen> I love how dogs are always ecstatic to see you, no matter how long you've been gone. <Tex> My turtle is like that <vector40> your turtle. <vector40> your turtle is fucking excited to see you. <Tex> yes <vector40> does it clap its tiny flippers? <Tex> he swims into the glass towards me <Tex> even faster when my shirt is off
<Peronthious> hmm <Peronthious> maybe I don't hate Windows Media PLayer so much <Peronthious> while scanning for a library, it found some porn I've been looking for <Hawaiian_Pig> that's like finding money <Hawaiian_Pig> except the money has naked chicks on ita
* Joins: New001 (New001@Borg-B99D18EF.tukw.qwest.net) * New001 is now known as Frankie <Cow> hey its frankie <Frankie> It is <Frankie> I got nothin' * Quits: Frankie (New001@Borg-B99D18EF.tukw.qwest.net) (Quit: http://ibo.bungie.org/?irc)
* ricowork goes to work to slave for old ladies and their stupid-ass projects * protospork goes to do the same thing, only he isn't getting paid * ricowork laughs all the way to the bank, unlike protospork * protospork stabs * ricowork pays for his medical bills <protospork> :|
<goatrope> did you hear about the sequel to rock band <goatrope> it's called <goatrope> an entire orchestra <Cow lol> <Lucifer7> rofl <goatrope> you can play on xbl with 86 people at once <Cow> shutup goat <goatrope> get plastic violins <goatrope> and cellos <goatrope> and stuff <masterskill> hey cow how much is rock band <Cow> like $59 <Cow> without the instruments :P <goatrope> $59 to play with controllers <goatrope> can you sing <goatrope> on a controller <goatrope> do you use your xbl mic <goatrope> or do you spell the words <goatrope> BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY <masterskill> ...rofl
<vector40> new word for you guys. <vector40> queynte. <Hawaiian_Pig> gesundheit? <vector40> I'll give you a hint <vector40> babies come out of it <vector40> and it's not a nursery <Hawaiian_Pig> VAG? <vector40> presumably a twist of cunt <Hawaiian_Pig> that's rad <Hawaiian_Pig> how is that pronounced? <DrDoctor> that's is the weirdest word for vagina I've ever seen <vector40> quaint <Hawaiian_Pig> wild <vector40> guess what quaint meant <vector40> "a many-layered, in-folded mystery" <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <vector40> this language rules <Hawaiian_Pig> aahahaha
<hal9000> either way, math is irrelevant to intellegence <goatbusters> lol <Cow> lol <pj-> is spelling part of it?
<vector40> okay <vector40> konrad <vector40> if you were going to have sex with an NFL player <vector40> what position would you prefer <Konrad> full back <Tex> wide reciever
<retsamolah> Schooly, make the internet work. * Schooly_D has quit (Ping timeout) <retsamolah> bahaha <Boxer> rofl
<Hawaiian_Pig> hah <Hawaiian_Pig> http://tinyurl.com/3cwghp <Hawaiian_Pig> ill. <Psychophan8> that url is not tiny enouch <Hawaiian_Pig> eat a tiny dick <Psychophan8> k <Psychophan8> drop your pants <hawk> hah
* New001 joined the chat room. * ForcefulXCon eats New001 * New001 left the chat room (Quit: New001) <ForcefulXCon> :( * ForcefulXCon was kicked from the chat room by KP (cannibalism)
<vector40> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower_Brandon_Plantation <vector40> that is the new name for my genitals. <vector40> hey babe <vector40> you wanna visit the LOWER plantation? <vector40> it's got a newly erected silo <vector40> and two sturdy barns
<hobo343> here's an ascii representation <hobo343> 8====D <hobo343> X====D <hobo343> ====D <hobo343> <hobo343> <hobo343> 8 <hobo343> yeah <hobo343> we think it's a piercing job gone wrong <hobo343> or maybe a sex change op <hobo343> probably the former <hobo343> I kept it open after the first 2 shocks to inspect it <crunkocalypse> did you really <hobo343> well yeah, we were inspecting it <hobo343> not you though <hobo343> but the channel was <crunkocalypse> did you come to any startling discoveries <hobo343> well <Crab> the balls are inert <Pak> lmao <hobo343> the bed is covered in plast-- <hobo343> rofl
<ForcefulSexCon> Tis' quiet.. <ForcefulSexCon> Too quiet. <Duracell> that's what she said <ForcefulSexCon> He, in your case. * Nomi (8101dd0d@Borg-1D3C5C2F.smallbits.com) has joined #hbo <Boxer> speaking of... <Boxer> here he is now
<Crab> alice springs chicken <Crab> best thing from outback <Doug> roadkill koala <Doug> waaay better <Crab> i might have to try that <Crab> want to go out to dinner with me doug <Crab> ? <Doug> ...are you coming onto me? <vector40> you know <Crab> you're terribly sexy <Doug> yo I've come to terms with you being a straight pedophile with epic <Doug> but I'm a dude, dude. <vector40> if I were a girl <vector40> without any question <vector40> I would have a bukkake encounter <Crab> wow <vector40> just so at the moment of truth <Crab> wooooow <vector40> I could say <vector40> "Are you coming on to me?" <Doug> lol <vector40> in that moment <vector40> I would achieve grace
<KPismo> so Trixie made the mistake of letting me know what her most feared movie ever was. <KPismo> fear as in she used to lock herself in the bathroom and sing the star-spangled banner so she couldn't hear or see it, when the trailer came on <Konrad> what movie? <KPismo> so naturally, I completely abuse her trust and order the movie (Magic, Anthony Hopkins, trailer's on Youtube) and send a copy to her house <KPismo> she got it today <KPismo> calls me to yell at me for a while <KPismo> and then she just got online to tell me that her 15 year old son has been putting it in random places all night <KPismo> to fuck with her <Konrad> lol <Pak> lmao <goatrope> heh
<Psychophan7> when does AC come out? 13th or 14th? <vector40> summertime <Psychophan7> well played, sir outoftheloop <vector40> well responded, sir overyourhead
<&Narcogen> your mother is a Bungie tradition <&Narcogen> and so are the jokes
<Psychophant> fucking machine <Boxer> sounds kinky <Psychophant> lags like a bitch <Psychophant> then rejects all attempts to open the disc drive <Boxer> teasing you is it? <Psychophant> but it queued all the attempts <Psychophant> and now its just opening <Psychophant> and closing <Boxer> all like, here just stick your disc in <Boxer> then, BAM! no <Psychophant> YES <Psychophant> thats exactly what its doing <Psychophant> I tried to put my disc in but it snatched it and consumed half of it <Boxer> then you force your disc in and the police show up the next morning talking about sexual assault <Pak> sexually assaulting dvd players? <Psychophant> I had to grab the tray firmly before smacking that ho
<hp> man, give me pro golf before mlg <Lucifer7> hp, golf already has its own TV channel <Pak> ^5 hp <Schooly_D> did someone say golf? <Geary> at least golf isn't filled with a bunch of NERRRRRRRRDS <Lucifer7> schooly there's this big golf course nearby 1v1 mlg-style? <Schooly_D> I've never condoned mlg 1v1's <Pak> lol <Pak> 5 iron start guyse <Lucifer7> major league golf <Lucifer7> you big noob <masterskill> golf isnt as pro as mlg because it doesnt have people all "ARGH THIS MAP IS FUCKING LAME PUTTERS ARE FOR FUCKING NOOBS PROS USE 9 IRONS ON THE GREEN" <masterskill> *bxgolf* <hp> ahahahah <Lucifer7> rofl <hp> lol oh god. <Konrad> lol
<masterskill> my washing machine is all unce unce unce unce unce
<KP> i'm more than comfortable with the cold <hawk> do you roll around naked in the snow? <Hawaiian_Pig> you don't live in canada <Hawaiian_Pig> igloos. <KP> often <hawk> you win <KP> sometimes i have sex with ice <icefire> I feel so violated
<SG> I asked her how many guys she'd slept with before me <SG> it was 10, I was #11 <SG> so... <SG> yeah <Boxer> so she goes all the way to 11?
<Geary> I need to take more photoes <Geary> ... <Geary> photos <Geary> PHO-TOES! <hp> nice one foxcross <Psychophan8> photatoes? <Geary> po-ta-...shutup <hp> pho tat toes <hp> boil em <hp> mash em <Geary> mo naket hoes <hp> develop em in a lab <goatrope> someone took a knife to my foot <goatrope> and now i only have photoes <hp> ...rofl <Geary> .... <Geary> ahaha <hp> lol im dying <insaneidiot> so goat's auditioning for stuntmutt's job now?
<madmax> there was a great bug with Miranda <madmax> all of the occurences of her in the game were replaced with her with the brute spikes sticking out <madmax> so she was wandering around in Base with spikes sticking out <madmax> I filed a bug <madmax> "Miranda is not adhering to UNSC piercing regulations" <Thorny> lol <Cullen> lol <goatrope> lol <Lucifer7> lol
<Konbex> OK HP <Konbex> What are they building <Narcogen> Kon, it's not absurd. It's just unnecessary. <sexybabygurl69> sentinels are clearly capable of slipsace travel <masterskill> onyx said they are...didnt they? <masterskill> that they zoomed off? <Konbex> Where are they going <Blackstar> to war <sexybabygurl69> rofl <masterskill> rofl <Konbex> lol <Konbex> well played <sexybabygurl69> holy shit blackstar <Blackstar> :) <Blackstar> sorry, I just had to
<Psychophan7> I'll call gamestop or something <Psychophan7> ask them about my legendary <Geary> "sorry we dont' sell the legendary package to gay people" <Psychophan7> well, fuck <Blackstar> So, you called already huh Geary?
<vector40> I'm flipping through a list of careers on a job site -.- <vector40> meter reader. score. <vector40> this is actually hard work. half of these I look at and go "dope," but that's not because I'd enjoy doing them, I'd just like to be able to say I'm a cartographer <vector40> if I was a tree trimmer I'd call myself a "branch manager." <xXxFallen_AngelxXx> ...rofl
<@HP> brown isnt a skin color <@HP> it's been renamed <Crab> TERROR <Crab> lol <@HP> ^
<Cullen> but yeah, the time I was banned for months was for pasting 38 lines <LouisWu> that was the straw, cullen... <Cullen> oh <goatrope> hahaha yess ban louiswu <LouisWu> but you'd been loading the camel for a long time. <Cullen> well then <Narcogen> CONFIRMED: WU=CAMEL <goatrope> how many humps do u have louiswu <Banshee_105> Nice. <LouisWu> that might explain why I don't pee so often... <LouisWu> my humps? MY HUMPS? <LouisWu> My lovely lady humps?
<DominoEffect> good morning/afternoon/whatever time it is in kazakhiland, narc <Narcogen> mornin' <Narcogen> well, morning to you maybe <Narcogen> here it's past 6 PM <DominoEffect> 6:20am here <DominoEffect> just got out of work <DominoEffect> I GOT TO MAKE VAGINA SPREADERS TODAY <MrSprout> What? <DominoEffect> 'vagina speculas' as my supervisor said to me at least 20 times <DominoEffect> I kept calling 'em vagina spreaders, and he got mad <Narcogen> *make* them? Do you work in a medical instruments factory? <DominoEffect> my logic was "they spread vaginas. therefore, vagina spreaders." <DominoEffect> yes, actually <Narcogen> ... <DominoEffect> well, not medical instruments, but plastics <DominoEffect> 70% of what we make are medical instruments though <MrSprout> How does one do a quality control test on those? <DominoEffect> sprout... <DominoEffect> I dont know, but it's a guy that does the QC tests on them <DominoEffect> I'm afraid to ask what he does with them <Narcogen> Take a test model out in the street and see how many vaginas you can spread in an hour <Narcogen> If you can do 30 or better, it's a good one <zer> lmao <DominoEffect> rofl narc
<goatrope> geary uses ie <goatrope> he also said mac users are gay??? * Geary was kicked by LouisWu (that's totally wrong.) * Joins: Geary <Geary> ok fine <Geary> bi* <Geary> how's that * Geary was kicked by LouisWu (that's wrong too) * Joins: Geary <Geary> trannies? * Geary was kicked by LouisWu (three...) * Joins: Geary <Geary> drag queens! <LouisWu> fuckin' a, geary. <Geary> ... <Geary> not what I was expecting <Cullen> geary nailed it, didn't he * LouisWu sets mode: +b *!*jgeary2@host-117-177.ilcuito.clients.pavlovmedia.com * Geary was kicked by LouisWu (nonono) * MorningStar roffles * LouisWu sets mode: -b *!*jgeary2@host-117-177.ilcuito.clients.pavlovmedia.com * Joins: Geary <Geary> I'm sorry but you said yes there's no changing it
<Ezandora> did you find a way to deinterlace the recorded video, goatrope? <goatrope> Ezandora i told you i don't know what deinterlacing is or does <ShaunHashim> seriously goat? <goatrope> yes <goatrope> something to do with video compression? <Ezandora> from your perspective, it's something you apply to your videos to make those lines when you move go away <ShaunHashim> you're such a video noob <goatrope> oh wait i remember it's he process of converting interlaced video (a sequence of fields) into a non-interlaced form (a sequence of frames). This is a fundamentally lossy process that must always produce some image degradation, since it ideally requires "temporal interpolation" which involves guessing the movement of every object in the image and applying motion correction to every object. <Ezandora> look for a checkbox somewhere labeled "Deinterlace video" maybe <goatrope> ok <Psychophan7> you sound like an encyclopedia, goat! <ShaunHashim> [citation needed]
<GhostFaction> you're an admin <goatrope> not really gf <goatrope> i mean technically i am <HP[tSD]> btw guyz <goatrope> but i'm not involved in anything <HP[tSD]> stop abbreviating ghost faction to gf <HP[tSD]> it looks weird. <goatrope> sorry hp <GhostFaction> you're just an inactive admin <GhostFaction> you can become active whenever you want <masterskill> hey hey you you I dont like your GhostFaction <Lucifer7> rofl ms <goatrope> lol. <HP[tSD]> rofl <GhostFaction> lol
<DominoEffect> so, something awesome happened at work tonight <DominoEffect> talking to this guy in the lunch room on break <DominoEffect> turns out he plays halo <DominoEffect> so I was telling him about hbo and whatnot <DominoEffect> hbo, hih, all the good stuff <DominoEffect> in the middle of the conversation <DominoEffect> someone on the overhead says <DominoEffect> "Would Stephen (whatever the guy's last name was) please call John at extension 117, thank you." <DominoEffect> he just looked at me and said "....Oh shit" <DominoEffect> it was lol.
<Cullen> http://pfordee.com/cullen/halo_uprising_lol.jpg <Cullen> I has a comic <Hawaiian_Pig> brrrt <Hawaiian_Pig> brrrt <Hawaiian_Pig> brrrt <Hawaiian_Pig> brrrrt <Hawaiian_Pig> ernie <Cullen> lmao <Hawaiian_Pig> come on that was gol-- thanks
<vec-out> man I don't care what you say <vec-out> she was hot <vec-out> he <vec-out> man whatever <vec-out> you only live once <vec-out> life's too short to waste on confirming genders <vec-out> with IDs and examinations and shit <Geary> "oh yea babe you got a great bo...is that a penis?...whatever we're this far already" <vec-out> yeah dude <vec-out> you don't waste that <vec-out> you just spent all night <vec-out> creating this moment <vec-out> you gonna trip just cause there's a penis? <vec-out> I mean, I grant that there's a logistical issue <vec-out> you don't know where to go from there <vec-out> but that's why you study in advance <vec-out> so in that adrenalized moment <vec-out> you can fall back on training <vec-out> and put it in the butt
<masterskill> becausebecausebecausebecosbecosbycosbycosbycosby show
<DominoEffect> my parts list on newegg just hit 3300 dollars <DominoEffect> :| <DominoEffect> this may take awhile <Narcogen> What are you building, a girlfriend? <DominoEffect> if you want to call it that, yes <DominoEffect> it'll get more action from me than any woman, though <Narcogen> What I want to call it probably isn't the point <DominoEffect> wait <DominoEffect> ....oh goddamnit
* goatrope penetrates pman's soft fleshy oh god i can't finish this line somebody shoot me please <hp> I'll finish it for you <hp> *goatrope penetrates pman's soft fleshy thanksgiving turkey <Permit2Kill> lol <Geary> ...rofl <hp> goat why would you fuck a turkey?
<hal9000> sigh <hal9000> you're too pathetic for my time <hal9000> star trek is on
<&KP> i have to go to work for a bit and then go to the mall. later all. nice to see you principal o'donnell. --- KP is now known as AFKP <@P_40E> later, KP <Marty> i gotta go too, buh bye <Zeouterlimits> ciao <Dante> ciao <-- Marty has quit (Quit: Leaving) <@Hawaiian_Pig> man, he sucks <&AFKP> i knew that'd work <Peronthious> old smelly bastard. --- AFKP is now known as KP <&KP> sucker <@P_40E> ..rofl <Peronthious> ahaha <Dante> lol <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol
<KP> i'm gonna be straight <dizzy> Not with that pink shirt you're not
<goatrope> IMAGINE... <goatrope> PODCATS <goatrope> MEOW :3 <hobo343> .... <hobo343> rofl
<goatrope> i used to think that "honour roll" at school was like "on a roll" <goatrope> it made sense
<@hobo343> lol @ quotes queue <@P_40E> lol @ HP's penis <@P_40E> I mean <@P_40E> nothing <@hobo343> SAME THING
<KP> Terrible in french means great. True story. <Hawaiian_Pig> je suis terrible <KP> ta mere est terrible dans le sac <Hawaiian_Pig> lol <Hawaiian_Pig> I'm willing to bet that our slang "sack" doesnt translate over well <KP> you know <KP> I'm surprised how much slang actually does just translate straight over <Cullen> What's bread in French? <KP> PAIN <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <Hawaiian_Pig> it's funny cause it's true <KP> THE BREAD TRAIN'S A COMIN BABY <KP> WOO WOO <KP> WOO WOO <Hawaiian_Pig> made me choke a bit on my ice cream bar
<Dante> Who started this battle salmon carp anyways?
<pj-> lol i hope nothing in halo 3 is like gow <Tex> LIKE ONLINE CO-OP?!
<Narcogen> if you're not a part of the solution, then you're a wheat farmer in kansas with a laser-powered monkey on rocket skates who can't speed read
* Zero gets shot in the chest. <Zero> You win. :*( <C8H10N4O2> I never even fired a shot * Lopez packs up his sniper rifle and calmly walks away
<goatrope> i know how to spell every word in the world so i never have that problem <DominoEffect> goat, spell antidisestablishmentarianism <goatrope> ntidisestablishmentarianism <Cow> ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM <Geary> antidisestablishmentarianism <Geary> MAGIC <DominoEffect> OWNED <Hawaiian_Pig> OWNED <goatrope> i hope you spelled it right <DominoEffect> FUCKING OWNED <goatrope> because i just c/p'd <Hawaiian_Pig> ahahhahaha <DominoEffect> NO YOU DID NOT <DominoEffect> AHAHAHA <goatrope> oh geez <goatrope> i missed <Hawaiian_Pig> ownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned <Cow> yeah <Cow> gj <goatrope> screw this game
<goatrope> kp is it true you can read truf without being there <KP> i see everything. <DominoEffect> then what am I doing right now? <DominoEffect> ...wait, that's too easy <KP> breaking rule #11. <DominoEffect> what was I doing 20 minutes ago? <KP> breaking rule #11. <DominoEffect> ....oh you're good
<eskay> you suck KP <KP> no, you suck kp <KP> ownt
<DominoEffect> fdcbgh./;./;,.lm,knmjnjbvnmjm,k./;hj`k`kl`l;'`;'` <DominoEffect> ... <DominoEffect> and so ends another lesson of 'how to clean your keyboard' with domino <DominoEffect> tune in next week when we go over ilyiolsug[rpg;p;pr';r'gr
<vector40> what the hell did you do to earn a raise <KP> trixie
<Seaborgium> What do you do if a friend of yours dies from baritosis? <Seaborgium> You Barium! <Seaborgium> What happened when Pb gained a proton? <Seaborgium> Its none of your Bismuth! <Seaborgium> What happens when you add one proton to a bunch of Chlorine atoms? <Seaborgium> They Argon! <Seaborgium> What did Calcium say to Gallium? <Seaborgium> I would have to go through a big transition to be like you! <Seaborgium> Why doesn't anyone invite element 107 to any parties? <Seaborgium> Because he is so Bohrium. <KP> i think you're done, SG. <Seaborgium> KP doesn't know a good joke from a bad one. <Seaborgium> He doesn't even have a Neon.
<Cullen> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick <Cullen> I wonder what Slippery Dick tastes like <Vinx> go and try it <Hawaiian_Pig> I'd love to eat some slippery dick * vector40 chews a bag of dicks thoughtfully <vector40> these things should really come in tins.
<vector40> ... <vector40> autocomplete on my phone just guessed "Gaymat" for "Hazmat" <Hawaiian_Pig> they know what people text <Hawaiian_Pig> idk my bff gaymat
<Poindexter_> Reg = Iz? <Dante> aye <Regicid3> You and I got along, please don't suddenly hate me. <Poindexter_> Oh God I thought we got rid of that faggot
<LouisWu> I saw that movie, vec <LouisWu> with julie andrews <eskay> dum dum dee doo <vector40> louis, did you just pop in to call yourself gay?
<haveblue> what if god was one of us <Geary> a lesbian with a fake nosering? <Foxcross> ? <vector40> do you really have "lesbian" on highlight, fox? <Geary> .... <Foxcross> it lights up red <Cullen> that's a yes * Geary adds to the list of reasons why he dislikes foxcross <vector40> fantastic <goatrope> heh <Foxcross> fuck off Geary I just have it colored as a object of intrest <Cullen> lesbian <Geary> yea ok <Foxcross> you can take it and spin on your ass you jerkoff <Foxcross> ^_^ <Cullen> >.> <Cullen> <.< <Geary> "SOMEONE SAID LESBIANS CLEARLY THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME <Geary> AND/OR THERE IS ONE THAT I CAN HIT ON" <vector40> sounds reasonable <vector40> I have "vector can I blow you" as a highlight
<Crab> can "rape" be blacklisted? <KP> no <KP> it's in grape. <madmax> "rape" is mildly annoying; people can "rape" me as much as they want, but as soon as it's directed at one of my female friends they are fucked (unless it's girl on girl rapeage) <KP> your girlfriend says it all the time though, max <KP> and she does the little hand signal <SHPanda> rape has a hand signal? <madmax> yeah <DominoEffect> oh, the stupid shit that tsquared does? <DominoEffect> that's so incredibly dumb <SHPanda> Oh, lol, I thought it was like the choking hand signal. <SHPanda> "Oh those lovebirds are having some nice, normal, sex. Oh shit, wait, no thats the rape handsignal, shes in trouble!"
<Regicid3> and if my Dad tells another person that I need to get fucking laid, I'm going to be very angry.
<Slith> Does anyone know what happens when you push a normal matter black hole into an antimatter black hole? <vector40> yeah slith. we don't know shit about either one, but I can certainly answer that. <vector40> let me just consult GALACTUS.
--> mejp44 (apatel117@Borg-95E540DC.brhm.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #hbo <mejp44> hi <KP> hey mejp44 <Raiden> the things I do when i get bored <goatrope> hello welcome to ibo <Raiden> goat and kp being nice in the same viewport? <Raiden> good god <KP> what the shit is a viewport <N1NJ4> I read this channel from a submarine
<Psychophan7> does anyone know another word for 'noon'? <dogchow> perhaps mid-day <protospork> mid-day is afternoon <dogchow> thesaurus.reference.com sex it's spelled midday, and that it is a synonym <dogchow> so fu proto <protospork> sex? <dogchow> sez. <protospork> oh <protospork> it makes so much more sense now <dogchow> I should hope so <dogchow> "Dude sorry I'm late but I stopped at McDonald's sex to pick up a Big Mac." <dogchow> I enjoy just throwing it in there occasionally <dogchow> keeps people on their toes <protospork> lol
* Veegie (TickyTum@Borg-37412687.client.mchsi.com) has joined #hbo <Veegie> :-o * Veegie high fives KP _o/\o_ * Veegie has quit (User is permanently banned (just kidding!))
<KP> i've been sitting on my keys for like an hour <KP> that should have hurt more <Geary> ......... <hp\h3> you're used to having things lodged up your butt
<DominoEffect> almost died laughing today at work <DominoEffect> literally <DominoEffect> I fell into a bin of knives <DominoEffect> You ever seen ocean's 11 (or 12 or 13), with the chinese guy that only speaks chinese, but everyone understands him just fine? <DominoEffect> Well, there's these spanish guys where I work that are pretty much like that; we call them "The Amigos" <DominoEffect> I was working in the kitchen, had the door open <DominoEffect> I heard some random spanish yelling <DominoEffect> Manager goes "WELL DO IT ANYWAY" <DominoEffect> More spanish yelling... <DominoEffect> Manager goes "WHAT? WELL WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?" <DominoEffect> More spanish yelling... <DominoEffect> Manager goes "WELL SEE WHAT IT DOES" <DominoEffect> hear a big explosion-esque 'boom' <DominoEffect> silence for like 10 seconds <DominoEffect> Manager goes "YEAH, SEE, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN" <dogchow> What did it do? <DominoEffect> air compressor thingy, side panel wasn't on all the way <DominoEffect> it got to like 40psi or something and the panel flew off into a shed
<goatrope> does wu actually tell annoying people to come here? <goatrope> that would explain so much <Trindacut> I found this place by myself goat <Narcogen> trind, the wise move there was to not automatically assume goat was referring to you <Trindacut> oh
<hal9000> and i was doing fine with my not eating <hal9000> ive found out that if i do nothing except sit in this chair all day, i dont get hungry <Jag> or laid, ever <hal9000> fuck you, jag <Jag> Sorry man, I said not ever.
<KP> my rep's taken a hit from the beta <KP> 14% avoidance, and of that: <hp> AVOID THIS PLAYER "REASON: KP" <iDno> XD <dogchow33> you should have expected it, kp <dogchow33> we all should * hp avoids KP <Boxer> "Reason: He stabbed me in the fucking face!!" <iDno> I've been avoiding KP for years now <KP> 18% for disruptive behavior. 27% Aggressive. 27% Unsporting. 9% Quit Early <hp> nice <KP> translation: 18% humping 27% humping 27% humping 9% pizza dude was here.
<Slith> You know that feeling you get when you visit goatse and get a boner?
<Dante> <Black Aye> Do you ever get noticed on Xbox Live when you play? <Dante> <Louis Wu> Occasionally. Usually folks are pretty polite, but there've been a number of people who take an inordinate amount of glee from humping the guy who runs HBO... <vector40> like his wife lol
<Konrad> fucking zonealarm <Konrad> I need to reboot, one minute <Nick2828> konard why are u using zone alarm <dogchow33> spell out the words for the love of god <Nick2828> alaram <dogchow33> ...
<KP> i once spent half an hour researching "psych" to see if that really was the proper spelling <Crab[h3]> mb <Crab[h3]> know idea if it is <KP> ...clearly
<Foxcross> :( hope yur not like that with your kids <Foxcross> your* <LouisWu> like what, fox? <LouisWu> overly aggressive? <Foxcross> nothing making a joke bout you being overly aggressive lol <LouisWu> Of course I am. I beat the shit out of them for no reason at all. Every day.
<Cullen> <Kaypi> why did you try to kickban me... <Cullen> <Kaypi> i am kp. <Cullen> THAT IS NOT KP <Cullen> THAT IS NOT KP AT ALL <Cullen> KP, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU <ZuP> Shouldn't it be Kaypee? <Cullen> no, he's been kaypi before <Cullen> which explains why his name is highlighted <goatrope> what channel is that, Cullen? <Cullen> #hih * Quits: Kaypi (kp@Borg-26ACB650.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by goatrope (don't use that nick anymore. thanks.)) <Cullen> he's on KP's connection <Cullen> gg goat <goatrope> wait <goatrope> oh god * Joins: Kaypi (kp@Borg-26ACB650.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) <goatrope> i'm so sorry * Quits: goatrope (mongofoote@Borg-BD29603C.bchsia.telus.net) (User is permanently banned (do it myself)) <Kaypi> ...lol
<Psychophan7> if someone cuts themself because they enjoy it, they're masochistic, right? <AFKP> i don't know if doing it yourself counts <AFKP> but deriving pleasure from being abused is masochism, so far as i knew <DominoEffect> I'm a psuedomasochist <DominoEffect> pretend to spank me >:3
<Simpson> The only way I can tell I'm lagging in the beta is when my man cannon doesn't shoot as well as it used to...
<DominoEffect> yeah fox, when/if I come down for the h3 release we're almost guaranteed to get some action <Foxcross> uh ok lol <DominoEffect> me: hey, looking for a good time? <DominoEffect> random chick: nah, i'm a lesbian, sorry <DominoEffect> fox: well hello there. <DominoEffect> random chick: ... <eskay> XD <eskay> ahahaha <Foxcross> lol <Echoes> rofl
--- goatrope has changed the topic to: IBO: Happy Birthday HBO :D <LouisWu> Damn, 8. That's older than my dog. :( <BitterIrony> That's older than a lot of Halo players
<&Narcogen> Don't play Starcraft, because then the Terranists win
<Pak> july 4th is always coming up <Pak> years are circular <Konrad> I dunno what calendar you're looking at <Konrad> Mine has a bunch of squares on it
<Crouchosarus> I just Spider-man 3 a second time <Crouchosarus> I have a problem with it! <AFKP> that's not a verb and you know it. <Demonic|H2> lol <MS_H3> heh <Crouchosarus> Excuse me, Saw it a second time <Nomi> there you go <AFKP> that's not a proper noun and you know it.
* KP changes topic to 'IBO: We don't know when Crackdown's going to be fixed. But we do know that we fixed your mom last night. Oh yes. Fixed her good.'
<LouisWu> I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, NOMI <Nomi> psh, most of #hbo does <LouisWu> I GOT MAIL WITH A RETURN ADDRESS ON IT <LouisWu> I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN <Nomi> yay <Nomi> bring goodies <LouisWu> I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN WITH BROWNIES
<Sniping_Ajax> KP, what brings you to the realm of the beta-less? <KP> well, i own and operate the server, for one.
<goatrope> i got an install disc for america's army at pax <goatrope> but i never ran it <goatrope> in protest <goatrope> i played the role of a canadian soldier <goatrope> by not installing <goatrope> GET IT? WE'RE A PEACEFUL NATION
<Narcogen> oh ffs <Narcogen> the power keeps going out <vector40> needs discipline <vector40> try grounding it
<Tex> How come Madeleine Albright could never become president? <Tex> She was born abroad. <Boxer> Tex, you already have your answer, "SHE" <Tex> Boxer, say it out loud
<dogchow> a friend of mine that plays football has these ridiculously huge arms <dogchow> a couple of us went to 7-11 at about 1AM one night and it was completely empty <dogchow> we were joking around and kinda just hanging out in the store, because some of us knew the guy working there <dogchow> well, the guy with the arms didn't <dogchow> he's like "alright, I'm gonna take you to the gun show. you want to see the guns?" and the clerk is all "no that's quite alright" <dogchow> some cops walked in right as he's unzipping his jacket and saying "alright it's time to bring out the guns" <dogchow> he drops his jacket and flexes his arms <dogchow> the clerk was scared <dogchow> you could see it in his eyes <dogchow> and the cops looked at him pretty suspiciously
<goatrope> i'm going to let my cat walk across the keyboard <goatrope> let's see what he types <goatrope> 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 <goatrope> omfg
<vector40> also I think you're stereotyping the motivations of both cocks and cock monsters
<Trindacut> !cow help Man sex <Cow> For a list of positions press 5. <Trindacut> 5 <Cow> 1. The Trindacut. This is pretty much every gay position you could think of. <nostro> ownt <abskure> rofl
<@hp> I love acronyms like DVD. it ruins those jerks who pronounce them
* I_Was_Drunk_At4 has joined #hbo * I_Was_Drunk_At4 was kicked by KP (no we don't love you get out) * I_Was_Drunk_At4 has joined #hbo <Geary> O_o <Geary> that's the universe balancing out right there <Geary> he's all nice to pj <Geary> then BAM <Geary> abues
<goatrope> i'm still convinced trindacut's client is set to not display any incoming text
* Ibeechu can't stop humming the Star Wars theme <Lucifer7> NERD <JasonDM> LOSER <MorningStar> Pot and kettle.
<Hawk> When are you leaving, Cullen? <Cullen> The ball starts rolling again in August, Hawk. <Horsefly> What branch are you in? <Cullen> I'm trying for the Marine Corps. <Konrad> The Few. The Proud. The Leet. <Hawk> What made you go after Marines? <Cullen> ACUs. <Horsefly> Do you know what you want for an MOS yet? <Cullen> 11B, Horsefly. <Cullen> Infantry. <Cullen> Grunt. <Konrad> CULLEN. This is EXTREMELY important. If you come across an enemy who looks badass, sprouts one-liners, and is really scary, RUN AWAY. You are a generic soldier in a generic uniform, you're toast. <Cullen> lmfao * vector40 is loling
<@eskay> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
<masterskill> You sunk my battleship :( <SG> you sank my battle ship <SG> you have sunk my battle ship <SG> helping verb <masterskill> I plowed your mom
<Quarem> KP: Are you running that on a Linux distro? <KP> did you just call me gay
<masterskill> This puzzle is annoying, cause I know the pieces fit. <Tex> you know the pieces fit <@hobo343> did you watch them fall away? * Tex high-fives hp <@hobo343> HP _o/\o_ Tex <Supernostro> cute <@hobo343> HP _o/ \o_ nostro <@hobo343> HP _o/ \o_ nostro <@hobo343> HP _o\ \o_ nostro @hobo343> TOO SLOW <Geary> fucking owned <Tex> ROFL <Geary> hp, it would seem that you can dislocate your shoulder at will <Geary> that's impressive <@hobo343> _o\ <@hobo343> _ o \ <@hobo343> _ o \ <@hobo343> AHGGGGHHHH
<Milky_Licker> Is this a male pissing contest? If so.... whip em' out right now, see who's is biggest, and let's move on! <DominoEffect> this has nothing to do with e-wang * goatrope slams it on the table * DominoEffect slams it on the floor. <DominoEffect> aww yeah.
<&KP> my poop smelled spicy. <@goatrope> ... <@goatrope> uhh <@goatrope> hp <@][-][awaiian]Di> uhh goat? <@goatrope> did kp just say his poop smelled spicy <@][-][awaiian]Di> oh shit <@][-][awaiian]Di> hey yeah wtf <@goatrope> like <@][-][awaiian]Di> ok, i can understand if your poop FEELS spicy <@][-][awaiian]Di> but smells? <@goatrope> did he actually say something about espn and my client just garbled it? <@][-][awaiian]Di> what did you shit a chicken wing? <@goatrope> or is this happening to everyone else? <@][-][awaiian]Di> it's happening to everyone else <&KP> i haven't laughed this much at something i said myself in a long time.
<GFC_Danny> I actually just tried boarding a ghost in Halo 1 <Echoes> you can do that <Echoes> you just need a shotgun <KP> One time I tried to board an enemy hog, but ended up getting in, and then I saw a thin red tracer beam <KP> I screamed for him to stop <KP> but to no avail <KP> the allure of the exploding hog via spartan laser is just too much
* Quits: rapture (Ping timeout) <DominoEffect> "It's okay, folks, the apocalypse has a high latency; we're fine for a few more years."
<Narcogen> CONFIRMED: KP apathetic about being straight
<Lucifer7> hey KP <Lucifer7> SonicvanaJr broke nickserv <Lucifer7> and chanserv <SonicvanaJr> Eff you <SonicvanaJr> It broke itself <Permit2Kill> how does one accomplish that? * Quits: SonicvanaJr ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by KP (git owt ma servas breakin ma shiz)) <Lucifer7> rofl
<hp> Did you know that the Gulf of Mexico is the 9th larget body of water in the world? <Geary> goat is a giant vag <Geary> that is all <goatrope> That's actually the 10th largest body of water in the world. <goatrope> My vagina.
<Slith> I HAD THE WORST DREAM EVER <Slith> I was trying to board a plane, but they forced me to climb this giant stack of pillows to get inside, and when I finally managed to do it after HOURS of trying, the guy comes over and tells me I have to get off the plane because they're leaving <goatrope> ...rofl <Slith> I was like DUDE WTF I CLIMBED YOUR PILLOWS <Slith> then they threw me down the stack of pillows and I had to walk home.
<Poindexter> hey, ghostfaction <GhostFaction> hi <Poindexter> There's a spider on your computer screen <GhostFaction> where? <Poindexter> \||/ <Poindexter> D:::: ) <Poindexter> /||\ <Poindexter> OMG RIGHT THERE GET IT <GhostFaction> :00000000000000 <GhostFaction> too scared <Poindexter> Me too <GhostFaction> Lucifer7 <GhostFaction> kline it! <Lucifer7> lol
<Tex> I get to call you whatever I want <Tex> and you adore every second of it <Tex> so stfu <Konrad> Shit <Konrad> She knows I am weak towards the ones with the nice boobies. <Tex> fuck my boobies <Tex> my crotch is amazing <Konrad> ....is that a suggestion?
<HP> when you open someone's doors you're supposed to open the window too <HP> then it's like.... "spiderman was here"
<dizzy> Canada sucked <dizzy> And I made sure to leave like 10 cigarette butts there I hope you all get cancer
<P_40E> luci is the only one homosexual enough to play Second Life
* Joins: New001 (chatzilla@Borg-FD0B6A17.hsd1.md.comcast.net) <New001> is this irc? <SFLegend> no <SFLegend> Try next door. <New001> ok * Parts: New001 (chatzilla@Borg-FD0B6A17.hsd1.md.comcast.net) <Boxer> heh
<Veegie> Sooo. Anyone wanna tell me why it's April 4th and it looks like this in my front yard? http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4076/dscf0072bx0.jpg <KP> global warming.
<Cullen> KP, do you have a habit of adding yourself to the aop list the first time you join a channel? <KP> no, i don't accept access in prtty much any channel but this one <Cullen> and mine <Cullen> :| <KP> but i had to, you fucking dumbass <Cullen> oh yeah <Cullen> that <KP> you fucking asked me to fix something <Cullen> my bad <Geary> .... * Cullen has quit IRC ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by KP (moron))
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* KP can be seen making a lasso in the back of the room * KP thens hurls it into the abyss <Geary> O_o <Foxcross> o_O * KP single-handedly brings back the whale. <hp> lol <Geary> ...rofl <Foxcross> wtf? <hal9000> lol * Foxcross claps o.o
<LouisWu> I just learned that I can punch through three boards without hurting my knuckles. <LouisWu> I'm not sure this is good news for my children.
<goatrope> so you know what's hilarious <goatrope> guys crying about movies <Geary> yea really <HP> you know what someone told me the other day, goat? <Geary> .... <Geary> stop right there. <HP> [01:22:26] <Geary> I fucking cried like no other watching Click <HP> [01:22:26] <Geary> I fucking cried like no other watching Click <HP> [01:22:26] <Geary> I fucking cried like no other watching Click
<Hawaiian_Pig> now... now this is a joke right? http://www.amren.com/newstore/cart.php?page=color_of_crime <Hawaiian_Pig> as a criminology major, i have a lot to say <Hawaiian_Pig> as a sociology student i have a paper to write still <vector40> as an asshole, you're full of shit. <vector40> I like that one. I should hold onto it.
<KP> hi tex. <Tex> hi kp <KP> why don't you talk to me any more <KP> i thought we were friend <Tex> why dont you call me? <KP> when did you turn into a tiny ball of hatred <Tex> Ive always been tiny <Tex> get a new excuse <KP> that's what she said! <Raiden> whoops <KP> oh. wait. <KP> dammit. <Tex> rofl
<@sexybabygurl69> but sorahn, KP says you didn't even try to come onto him <&KP> hp <&KP> for the love of god <&KP> use better terminology <@sexybabygurl69> *but sorahn, KP says you didn't even attempt to rape him in the ass <&KP> honestly <&KP> that's better than the other one
<Furhman> we like being the LAN tokens <Furhman> so stay where you are <hp> hey, Token blacks != token every minority, jerk <Narcogen> We'll network you together <Narcogen> using token ring, naturally <hp> oh man lol <Furhman> lmao <hp> lol that was grand <Furhman> I didn't see that coming
<Narcogen> I'm not asking you to be mono..manous. <goatrope> rofl <goatrope> monomanous? <Narcogen> Like that Muppets song. <Narcogen> Manomanous. <DominoEffect> do doooo, do do do <Narcogen> MANOMANOUS <DominoEffect> DO DOOOO, DO DO DO <Narcogen> manomanous <goatrope> ...rofl <DominoEffect> do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, da do do do-do-do-do-do <DominoEffect> (that took awhile) <DominoEffect> I actually had to sound it out <DominoEffect> I'm glad my parents aren't home :|
<KP> i wouldn't want you to actually do that <KP> if anything that'd hurt more than help <KP> because internet petitions instantly suck the legitimacy out of any claim, ever <aku> yeah <KP> if there were an internet petition to free the slaves, they'd never have been freed. <aku> I never sign them for any cause that I feel is actually worth something <KP> lincoln would've been like, "shit i want to free the slaves. but god damn, you give in to one of these fucking internet petitions and they've got you by the balls."
<Narcogen> "I rented that guy's ass for an hour last night." <Dom> ... * Dom takes that out of context <Narcogen> You can't take it out of context <Dom> watch me. <Narcogen> it's a flat-out reference to gay sex <Dom> ...you son of a bitch
<Slith> But, I mean, isn't he from Quebec? <DominOut> ask 'im next time he's here <DominOut> but, I'm gonna go sleep <Slith> Maybe I will. <Slith> What are you gonna do about it? Punk. <DominOut> stfu <DominOut> that's what <DominOut> ...wait
<hp> k <P_40E> k <goatrope> k <goatrope> omg racism <KP> RACISTS <hp> RACISTS <KP> lol <hp> woah <P_40E> ahahaha <goatrope> haha you're slow <goatrope> irc speedruns
<Trindacut> arent brownies a type of cookie? <goatrope> WHAT? <Hawaiian_Piglet> lol <goatrope> have.. what... how do you even go through life not knowing that <Trindacut> Are they?
<Lucifer7> you know <Lucifer7> Ubuntu really scares me at times <SFLegend> How so? <Lucifer7> i plug in a USB drive, and it adds an icon on the desktop and opens the files up in a file browser <Lucifer7> linux shouldn't do that <dogchow> luc doesn't like it when his machines do things for him <dogchow> intuition is the first step toward disobedience <Lucifer7> I just dragged an mp3 file from the usb drive to xmms <Lucifer7> and it started playing <Lucifer7> WHAT THE HELL OS IS THIS <Lucifer7> WINDOWS?!
<Cullen> wasn't sor a hop? <sorahn> !halfop * Lopez sets mode: +h sorahn <@hp> he still is <@hp> quite observant there Cullen <@hp> !deop * Lopez sets mode: -o hp <hp> OMG HP DOESNT HAVE OPS <Cullen> omg wasn't hp an op? <hp> no, long story short, i had sex with KP's mom <hp> actually thats the long version too <Cullen> gg HP <Aoi> Wonder what the extended collectors edition of that story is. <hp> I plowed KP's mom roughly in the rear. * hp was kicked by KP (KP)
<Cullen> LAIN IS SO BORING IT TOOK ME 30 SECONDS TO REALIZE I ACCIDENTALLY PAUSED IT <Cow> your mom was so boring it took me 30 seconds to realise I stopped having sex with her <Cow> CULLEN DID YOU CATCH THAT <Cullen> YEAH I DID, YOU DICK <Cullen> IT WAS SO MUNDANE IT TOOK ME 30 SECONDS TO REALIZE I GOT BURNED
<Flipa15> you guys <Flipa15> i need help in a dissision <Aoi> And spelling. <&haveblue> you have to disside for yourself
<hal9000> HP, why dont you go back to your origional name = ( <hal9000> Hawaiian_Pig <hal9000> D = <hp> why dont you go back to YOUR origIOnal name <hal9000> k --- hal9000 is now known as HAL9000 <hp> because i'm lazy actually <HAL9000> why did you bold io? <hp> ....lol <TravelMAZ> .... <hp> that will henceforth be known as a "hal-moment" <HAL9000> no really, why <hp> dude please <hp> you're killin me <HAL9000> then die faster * HAL9000 sighs <HAL9000> fuck you all, then * HAL9000 minimizes <TravelMAZ> hal9000... <TravelMAZ> He just doesn't know it yet. <hp> yeah, which is really sad <HAL9000> no im not, because im too lazy to do work <HAL9000> henceforth why im not doing anything right now <hp> .......hahahhaa
* hp changes topic to 'IBO | http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/07/the-burger-king-will-have-his-own-movie-sigh' <KP> YES <hp> I KNOW! <hp> fuck 300 <KP> MIDNIGHT OPENING <KP> I'LL BE THERE <hp> TOTALLY <KP> NO FUCK 300 <KP> I MEAN THE KING <hp> yeah 300 aint got SHIT on this <hp> fucking epic dude <hp> tidal wave of corpses? HOW BOUT A TIDAL WAVE OF MAYO/SPECIAL SAUCE?! <KP> TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE CAR <hp> rofl
<vector40> sorry. but xerxes is gayer than hp and p_40 in a bar called "ye old pirate booty"
<CrabRider> i have a question <&Narcogen> I have a smarmy retort.
<Hex> Wow, im in class right now, learning a new program called "Derive5". It pretty much does my calculus for me, doing each step, graphing it, and showing the extra +c. <Hex> I've got to buy this shit. <Doug> shoulda named it der5ve <Doug> or like derfive <Doug> woulda been sweet <KP> shush. <KP> leave the clever integration to the experts. <KP> see what i did there? integration? that's why i make the bucks, chump. <Doug> integr8ion <KP> god dammit. <KP> touché.
<Narcogen> !seen Schooly_D[tSD] <Lopez> Schooly_D[tSD] was last seen here 3 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes ago. <KP> he's in san diego. <KP> lost. <Narcogen> I see. <Narcogen> vec, rent a car and go find him.
* rets|UK = win <rets|UK> http://moosiahfilms.com/images/totnes/assembly6.jpg <Doug> that's a nice boat, rets <Cullen> that's a lovely chair, rets <SFLegend> Great cot, rets <Cullen> looks comfy <rets|UK> you're all fired <Doug> I like the way you shaped the dorsal fin <rets|UK> you're a dorsal fin.
<AstroZombie> why the fuck does my puppy always piss alittle when i play with it >:( <Wicked> lmfao <cheese]DS> lmfao <Lucifer7> that's not piss <cheese]DS> o.O
<Mentos> But isn't banning people for no reason at all just showing that you are corrupted by th power? * Mentos (chatzilla@Borg-AB27C74D.cable.telstraclear.net) Quit (User is permanently banned (no reason))
<hellmitre> Narc am has xbox live now <hp> is this a recent development? <Narcogen> recent? Yeah, it just came out of the box <Narcogen> my wife is playing hexic hd <Narcogen> I'll probably never get to touch it again <Furhman> your wife or the 360? <Furhman> :-\
<@Cullen> !seen my_father <&Sheila> I don't know who my_father is. <@Corn> bastard.
<dogchow> jesus christ this fucking sucks <dogchow> my stomach honestly cannot handle what I have ingested <dogchow> too much grease <Cullen> my stomach can handle anythiiiiiiiing <Cullen> what did you eat <Cullen> so I can eat it too and call you a pussy <Cullen> or maybe just call you catnip <dogchow> I'm not a pussy just because I can't handle solid fat <Cullen> INTESTINAL FORTITUDE <dogchow> checker's champ burger and a large fry <Cullen> I don't know where to get one of those, therefore I cannot eat it <dogchow> go to the ghetto <dogchow> seriously <dogchow> the bag had instructions on how to make it into a basketball jersey for a cat <dogchow> but had a warning that "some cats might not be down wit dat" <Cullen> lmao
<Cullen> your daughter <Cullen> she kick my dog <Cullen> she kick my dog <DominoEffect> My name is Inigo Montoya. Your daughter kicked my dog. Prepare to die.
<crouchosarus> So wait... why can't Microsoft just hire KP <Cpt_Muffin> they're already got sorahn to make starbucks runs, thats why
<vector40> hey <vector40> schwartz got his conviction expunged <haveblue> I see your schwartz is as innocent as mine <haveblue> now let's see how you handle it <vector40> always nice to have you here. <Lucifer7> -.-
<Landis> I'm going to tell you right now, I don't like IMDB's new layout <KP> it's still too text-heavy <Regicid3> Nothing wrong with it, I see. <Regicid3> I still get all the info I need and it doesn't hurt my eyes. <Funkmon> I liked the old one. <Landis> it's hard to find shit now <Landis> it used to be right there, now things are all small and in the wrong place <Furhman> like the contents of your pants? <Landis> exactly like that
* KP changes topic to 'IB=====O: Led by an enigmatic Wang.'
<zophtyphorn> <Andz> i'm from the UK <zophtyphorn> <Andz> sucking a fag isn't gay <zophtyphorn> lol <TERRAMOHAWK> ......... <TERRAMOHAWK> I LIVE IN THE UK <TERRAMOHAWK> AND EVEN HERE <TERRAMOHAWK> THATS STILL PRETTY GAY
<Lucifer7> kp can you guys detect if someone standbys <Lucifer7> since last i checked, no <KP> who's we <KP> b.org? <KP> we are not bungie studioes. <hp> -e. <KP> it's... it's french <hp> ahh, oui.
<Cow> crackdown is much fun <Tex> my 10 year old agrees <Narcogen> You have a ten year old? <Narcogen> Sheesh, you don't waste time, do you <Tex> ... <Tex> shit <Tex> sister <Cow> lol
<SG> Is your internship up, KP? <KP> Contract is up. Return yet to be determined, if at all. <KP> At least 100 days. <SG> so now you are disposable? <KP> I was disposable before <KP> now I'm just... disposed. <KP> THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT IT, SG. <KP> YOU'RE A FUCKING PAL <KP> COCKSMOKER. <SG> <3 all around, KP * Cullen throws a rooster at SG * SG lights up <Tex> KP is like a tampon. <KP> oh jesus <KP> do not finish that simile * Tex leaves it there
<Narcogen> What's quality got to do with it? <Trindacut> Well I believe that you get what you pay for. <Trindacut> If you don't pay, you don't get the full service. <Narcogen> Which is why Windows should be free.
<Aoi> What is HP doing here? * Aoi was kicked by HP (What are YOU doing here? Get out.)
<Zophory> <Jerrica> But my boyfriend doesn't understand that I'm really not ready to have sex with him. The first time was a mistake. <Zophory> <Jerrica> What can I do to make him understad?!?! He is being a jerk. <Zophory> <Jack> have sex with me, that would get the message across <Zophory> <Jerrica> I totaly would but that wouldn'yt help my problem. <Zophory> well <Zophory> my suggestion didnt help <Zophory> <Jack> damn, want to anyways? <Zophory> <Jerrica> ...lol, thanks, I needed a laugh. You always cheer me up. :D <Zophory> wow, I'm not even being subtle and she hasn't taken the hint =( <Hexudus> She is getting the hint, and refusign it zoph <Zophory> but no one turns Captian jack! <Infinite_Se7en> I do. <Infinite_Se7en> in fact, I did TWICE <Zophory> ... Infinite_Se7en, want to have sex? <Infinite_Se7en> eh eh? <Infinite_Se7en> yes. <Infinite_Se7en> WAIT <Infinite_Se7en> NO <Infinite_Se7en> FUCK <Zophory> 3rd times the charm!
<Cullen> Thy do I get the feeling I'll die of a sucking chest wound? <Cullen> The longer it takes me to get into the marines, the more afraid I become. <KP> it's a manly way to go <KP> nothing wrong with that. <P_40E> the manliest <Cullen> The manliest way to go is to die of MANY sucking chest wounds. <Cullen> A blaze of glory? <Cullen> "Tell your mom... I love her." <P_40E> lol
<hal9000> tex, you jump on that kid yet? <Tex> No <Tex> I left my moonshoes at home <@Jillybean> doooooo it <hal9000> moonshoes? <@Jillybean> dooooooooooooooooooo it <SFLegend> Jump on him mario style. <Tex> Actually <Tex> im wearing my zanziboobies shirt, so it'd be super bouncing.
<Boxer> wtf... <Boxer> how do you have a To Be Continued when you end a show with your two main characters getting executed by a firing squad
<Nomi> my cat got neutered for free <Geary> bear-trap accident, nomi? <Nomi> got him from my friend Travis, he has a deal with a vet clinic, they do it to all the cats he brings in since he volunteers there in the summer <Nomi> he has rural property so there are a lot of feral cats (mine was born feral) <Geary> you should have said bear-trap accident <Geary> that's a much better story <Nomi> fine <Nomi> bear trap accident <Geary> AWESOME! <pooberry> WHOA REALLY <Infinite_Se7en> kick-ass! <Flipa15> HARDCORE
<goatrope> if i join your clan <goatrope> i'm joining every clan you've ever been with <goatrope> and i'm not comfortable with that
<Cullen> I <3 picking up chicks in Crackdown <Ma1> Chicks? <Cullen> Yes <Psychophan7> You can pick up chicks in Crackdown? o_O <Psychophan7> o_O <Cullen> Yes, actually. <Cullen> Kick them in the face and hold them over your head! :D <Psychophan7> LOL
<Lucifer7> i don't use linux <Lucifer7> i hate linux <Lucifer7> windows ftw
<Schooly_D[tSD]> what are you relative to GMT? <Jillybean> gmt
<iDno> Dante is a slut <Dante> So. <iDno> with me <iDno> men* <iDno> FUCK
<vector40> that's not really necessary <Uzul> you're not really necessary, but people don't seem to complain <vector40> actually, people complain regularly.
<Andz> i'm from the UK <Andz> sucking a fag isn't gay
<uber_chaos> how drunk were you when you came up with "geary"? <Geary> uber, /whois much? <uber_chaos> how drunk were your ancestors when they decided on Geary? <Geary> let's think about this <Geary> Geary is an Irish name <Geary> hmmmmmmmm <KP> dangerously, then. <KP> in fact, suicidally drunk.
<%nof> true, did you ever feel intimidated by the hawtness? <&KP> i slipped through the cracks of the educational system and somehow landed at bungie <&KP> for a bit, nof <&KP> but i can beat them up <&KP> geeks
<Narcogen> CONFIRMED: KP IN SEARCH OF MORE IMPRESSIVE ACCOMMODATIONS <Jeremiah> or at least cheaper ones <KP> i'd rather get the same sq ft and pay less <KP> i'm willing to compromise on the fireplace i've never used <Jeremiah> hit up federal way or renton <KP> same goes for the shower. * Jeremiah snickers <Narcogen> You've never used the shower? <KP> that was the joke, yes
<Funkmon> I used to play 20 hours a week of Halo 2. <Funkmon> But the novelty of it has worn off. <Funkmon> Anyone want to play with me? <Geary> no I will not touch your wang <Funkmon> Geary, wanna play some 1 on 1 on Lockout? <Geary> .......no I will not makeout with you <Funkmon> Geary, will you play tonsil hockey with me? <Geary> SURE
<Infinite_Se7en> why do people keep talking about Emma Watson? <JasonDM> because she's bangable? <Infinite_Se7en> but why today? <Peronthious> Amazing <Peronthious> We've been talking about Emma Watson for a minute, and vec hasn't shown up yet <Nomi_afk> because emma watson said she would go nude if a script required <Nomi_afk> and the news has been circulating today <vector40> she WHAT?
<Infinite_7[FG]> .....BBQ? <Nofirefrog> i never understood the BBQ thing <HP[GA]> so there i was right... at this funeral for my aunt's cousin twice removed and suddenly... <R[a]iden> ... <HP[GA]> a barbeque broke out. <HP[GA]> and i was all like <HP[GA]> WTFBBQ <Nofirefrog> rofl <HP[GA]> *swish*
<KP> when you're riding brokeback, are you in third person? <Frankie> yes <Frankie> same as hog <KP> haha you said you ride brokeback feg <Frankie> fired
<SG> Why did the pirate need the computer? <SG> He wanted to go on the intarrrrrrrnet <SG> How did he connect? <SG> He used wir-arrrrrrrr-less <SG> What did he do? <SG> He went on I-arrrrrrrr-C <Hex[SUNS]> x_x <SG> hehe <Saint|XBL> What did he do on IRC? <Saint|XBL> Got boooooted...
* Jeremiah has mind control over KP. <KP> hey jeremiah, change your name to something derogatory * Jeremiah is now known as fuckbitch <KP> my mind control works faster. <fuckbitch> KP, why? <fuckbitch> OMG
<P_40E> http://kotaku.com/gaming/top/rumor-sonys-halokiller-coming-soonish-234213.php <P_40E> KP, you'd better tell bungie not to bother. <P_40E> killzone is coming. <Konrad> I'm sure the four people who own PS3s are THRILLED, Poe <Narcogen> Killzone 2 will be just as much of a halo killer as killzone 1 <vector40> wasn't planetside a halo killer? <vector40> whatever happened to that? <Magus> I've wanted to play Killzone ever since I saw the trailers. <Konrad> Planetside could have been, Vec <Konrad> Had a lot of potential <Konrad> But Sony was behind that mess, too <vector40> oh hell, team fortress 2 was the original halo killer. <KP> the original halo killer was brute force, though, by my record <P_40E> has any game killed Halo yet? <Cullen> ahem <Cullen> the original halo killer was master chief. <P_40E> shut up, Cullen * Cullen snickers
<iDno> I like my women like I like my Jack Daniels. <iDno> strong and able to fuck me up. <Usul> Male?
<goatrope> imagine if the h3 beta was an april fool's joke <goatrope> like on march 30th at midnight they let us download it <goatrope> or 31st or whatever <goatrope> then it's like BAM <goatrope> it just does a little animation laughing at you
<AFKP> If sidewalks weren't for cars, they wouldn't be paved.
<Lucifer7> goatrope <Lucifer7> HEY GOATROPE <armatik> hey goatrope! <hal9000> luci, i dont think talking in caps is going to help anymore <Lucifer7> goatrope. goat. fucking. rope. <armatik> lol <Lucifer7> goatrope i'll give you porn if you respond in 10 seconds <goatrope> what <Lucifer7> k <Geary> ding
<Schooly_D[tSD]> LouisWu, I'd like to talk to you about me becoming an administrator on the HBO forums <~LouisWu> Schooly... thanks, but we're full up right now. <Schooly_D[tSD]> it's time for change <Schooly_D[tSD]> new forum = new admins <Schooly_D[tSD]> don't make me go over there <~LouisWu> bring it
<SG> the screen automatically goes to the top corner and won't move <SG> I've tried every patch for AOE <SG> even beta ones <Narcogen> what about video card drivers? <SG> Yep <Narcogen> what about display settings? <SG> I tried a different video card <SG> an old nvidia <Narcogen> what about sex with your mom? <SG> same problem <Narcogen> i thought so
<Hawk> sorry <Hawk> I couldn't boot anyone anymore <Hawk> lost the fun * &Narcogen kick Hawk you're right, this is fun <&Narcogen> fuck <Hawk> nice <&Narcogen> yeah <Hawk> you truly are king among squirrels *** Narcogen was kicked from #hbo by Narcogen (retard.)
<Lucifer7> i think girls at school just want my sperm for the IQ content, not because of me <Lucifer7> so i've written them all off as leechers <SOG> lol <Lucifer7> they're banned from my love tracker <SOG> >_> <Lucifer7> you must upload as much (income) as you download (from my account) <SOG> o_O <Lucifer7> trying to keep the bittorrent analogy going <DominoEffect> if fapping counts, I have the highest seed ratio ever <DominoEffect> that... had more innuendo than I had intended <DominoEffect> go me! <SOG> rofl
<goatrope> i love chicken sex. <Geary> .... <Schooly_D> ...