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- KittenpixxKittenpixx! :D kingphreak's awesome petspix page.
- The Geary Sux PageThe website dedicated to informing the world of how the HBO community member, Geary, sucks.
- Ben's homepageA website for the second cutest cat on the intarweb.
- Annoying pageAn attempt to create the most annoying page on the internet. Created by searching geocities for 'omg' and picking the best things.
- PixMy leet pix.
- goatrope.pfordee.com"Best website ever" -me
- Halo for PSPHalo-related articles viewable on the PSP, by Mintz
- irc.pfordee.comNew IRC server! Join it!
* Eric sleep * Eric is now known as Eric|Zlspee <Eric|Zlspee> ... <Eric|Zlspee> I can't evne plse... <Eric|Zlspee> fuck it
<Lucifer7> you don't need to see in order to type <Lucifer7> i don't even look at the screen sometimes when typing <Joel> but then u wouldnt be able 2 see what every1 else is typing <Lucifer7> sometimes that's a good thing
<LBM> well im gonna go <Lucifer7> cya <P_40E> lol <P_40E> later lbm * Quits: LBM (Quit: good night) <WhoKnew> lol <WhoKnew> yay <Zeta> Woo <Lucifer7> w00t <Lucifer7> PARTY <WhoKnew> now we can start the orgy! <Lucifer7> uhh <Lucifer7> it's all guys in here <Lucifer7> how about <Lucifer7> NO <WhoKnew> yeah yeah yeah <Zeta> We'll drag Jilly in here. <WhoKnew> we all knowyou want a piece of this <P_40E> I'm pretty sure Louis is a chick. <WhoKnew> no, he's a perl script <Lucifer7> no <Lucifer7> he's a new scripting language <Lucifer7> wu script <WhoKnew> wuss-cript <P_40E> so he's not a chick? :(
<Lucifer7> whoknew <WhoKnew> yes? <Lucifer7> on the terminal at your linux macine <Lucifer7> do <Lucifer7> man woman <WhoKnew> manual for woman? <WhoKnew> There's no way that exists <Lucifer7> just listen to how it phrases the error <WhoKnew> lol <WhoKnew> "No manual entry for woman"
* Joins: Reiginko <Reiginko> hey <Zeta> Hello Reiginko <WhoKnew> The power is within <WhoKnew> use it to your advantage <WhoKnew> and with that, I go back to eating my chips <Reiginko> um <WhoKnew> cow chips <Reiginko> yep <Lucifer7> This concludes today's freak show. <Lucifer7> wait wait... <Lucifer7> zeta's still here <Lucifer7> nevermind
<DM01> you can get a hummvee from a military auction for less than 1000 if its in bad enough shape <DM01> and then you restore it <DM01> make it street legal <Lucifer7> DM01: with or without luxury bullet holes? <DeimosFawkes> those are called speed-holes
<Zeta> This one guy came and tried to beat me with his controller after I shot him out of his Hog. <Lucifer7> lol! <Zeta> I sniped him while he was on the way back to his chair. <Lucifer7> nice <Zeta> Much name-calling ensued.
<Konrad> Hahahah <Konrad> Counter Strike source article reply: ""If your teammates are dead, finding their [physics-affected limb] positions may help you understand how they died" <Konrad> I can see the TV show now - CSI : Counter Strike! <Konrad> "Yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy was shot"
<Stefander> Women is already multiple womans... <Stefander> You can't say womens. ;oP <Blown-Upp> oh <Blown-Upp> right <Blown-Upp> I fell asleep during english that day <Stefander> pwnt by The Dutch Guy...
<Pallor[subnova]> i like curling the sport <Pallor[subnova]> far more fun to play than watch <Pallor[subnova]> i like the broomers <LouisWu> I can believe that. <LouisWu> Almost ANYTHING is more fun to do than watch curling.
* SFLegend plants his foot firmly into SFLegend's crotch <Verda|Dead> lol <SFLegend> oops <Verda|Dead> take that * SFLegend plants his foot firmly into Verda|Dead's crotch <Verda|Dead> LOL <SFLegend> THERE
* KORHAL tests brakes <FrensaGeran> and then shoot yourself with a magnum, if you KNOW WHAT I MEAN. * meleeman slaps KORHAL around a bit with a large trout * KORHAL falls into a lake and drowns to death * FrensaGeran hits it. * Hawk7886 taps it <FrensaGeran> hot <KORHAL> nice timing meleeman <meleeman> of course * KORHAL sexes meleeman <meleeman> im just that good <meleeman> not again <KORHAL> lol and again with the timing!
<KORHAL> what happened to lbm, havent seen him around here for a while <Hawk7886> He died <Hawk7886> Then respawned * KORHAL celebrates <KORHAL> damn <Hawk7886> Then joined another server after TKing <KORHAL> well then * KORHAL goes to find lbm and do whatever feels best <meleeman> ... <KORHAL> oh god that sounded wrong <meleeman> yeah <Magus> Please don't talk about your love life, KORHAL. <KORHAL> :( <meleeman> .. <meleeman> .
<KORHAL> i wonder if i say 'someone shoot me' how many of you will <CoLd_BlooDed> try it KORHAL <CoLd_BlooDed> I doubt anyone will <KORHAL> someone shoot me * Magus cocks his gun. * CoLd_BlooDed shoots KORHAL. * Magus opens fire. <CoLd_BlooDed> quick, Ghols, shoot! * meleeman melees KORHAL * Vilyam|Doom3 sprays KORHAL with lead. * CoLd_BlooDed shoots again. * Hawk7886 opens fire on KORHAL with the M61A2 cannon and rips KORHAL to shreds <meleeman> and then shoots him * Vilyam|Doom3 high-fives Hawk. * CoLd_BlooDed fires at remains./ * Vilyam|Doom3 pisses on the remains. * CoLd_BlooDed high-fives Vilyam.
<Hawk7886> you hear the tank fire, and then you hear "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRR" <Hawk7886> * Halo dies <CoLd_BlooDed> "Dooooooooom." <meleeman> thrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee <CoLd_BlooDed> fooooooooouuuuurrr <Hawk7886> sssssstfffffffuuuuu <CoLd_BlooDed> ooooooookkkkkkkkaaaayyyyyy <KORHAL> looooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll <CoLd_BlooDed> *ahem* <meleeman> nnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr <WhoKnew> 77777777777777777777777777777777777 <CoLd_BlooDed> BOOM! <CoLd_BlooDed> *IRc dies
<KORHAL> CoLd thinks your pretty <CoLd_BlooDed> *slap* <ON-X> :) <KORHAL> *self* <CoLd_BlooDed> damn * KORHAL wins <CoLd_BlooDed> that hurt
<KP> it's not everyone, it's probablymostly me <KP> + * KP wonders if you can see the space i added
<Magus> I know exactly where it is, Shish. Well, not the exact geographical lat and long, but a general enough area. <Shishka> lol <Shishka> To summarize <Shishka> "I know exactly where it is. Generally speaking."
<TobyDillman> KP, so your knee is actually well enough that you can lift stuff now? <KP> uhm, i can run. <TobyDillman> Can you play whiffle ball? <KP> i should kill you.
<KP> Lucifer7, can i op others? <Lucifer7> KP: yes * Eric prods KP <KP> hmm, k <Zeta> Interesting... * KP sets mode: +o-o Eric Eric <Eric> DAMMIT <Eric> SO CLOSE
<Bleed> alright Verdafolios, I'll freestyle you * Verdafolios declares war on Bleed's hair <Bleed> I'll freestyle you so hard that you'll go "oooo" <Bleed> You can't tap to this, you can't tap to that <Furhman> and then he'll bleed <Bleed> you can't tap to the lady with the aliigator hat <Bleed> i think i win <Furhman> i would freestyle, but it would be in vocal trance <Furhman> and thats just too dam long to type out <Furhman> havnt heard that in a while <Verdafolios> What y'all wanna do? <Verdafolios> Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers <Verdafolios> Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? <Verdafolios> 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? <Verdafolios> Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? <Verdafolios> Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills * Bleed has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <Verdafolios> it appears i've owned him <Furhman> hahahha <Verdafolios> pwnt
<goatrope> $146.40 - AMD Athlon 64 Mainboard - MSI K9MM-ISLR, S753 VIA K8T800, 3PCI AGP8X DDR400 SATA-RAID <goatrope> $255.60 - AMD - Athlon 64 - Socket 754 - Athlon 64 3000+ (2.0ghz) (512kb cache) <goatrope> $136.68 - 512M DDRAM (PC3200) 400mhz * goatrope is buying soon <Furhman|Pirate> get me one too <goatrope> and i'll probably get them cheaper than that. <goatrope> note: canadien funds. :) <Furhman|Pirate> of everything <nukedude> canadian? so, that's like $1 ? <nukedude> usd <goatrope> essentially * nukedude donates $1 to goat <goatrope> woo! * Furhman|Pirate donates a nickle to goat <Furhman|Pirate> hope that helps <goatrope> score. that'll buy my case. <Furhman|Pirate> :) <goatrope> and a mouse. * TobyDillman watches at goat becomes the richest person in Canada.
<KP> hey stl <SanchezTheLlama> hi kp <SanchezTheLlama> wait <KP> wait <SanchezTheLlama> what're you up to <KP> nothing <SanchezTheLlama> you never greet me <KP> I WANT YOUR SEX <KP> i mean <-- KP has kicked Konrad from #hbo (.......nothing)
<Gil27|IhateKP> I'm suprised i haven't been kicked yet <Raider> (That'd be your cue KP) * Gil27|IhateKP was kicked by narcogen (Gil27|IhateKP)
* Lopez was kicked by KP|IhateShishka (no bots)
<dogchow33> *heroic moment, dramatic music* <dogchow33> remember me <Izual> my left shoulder blade hurts for some reason <dogchow33> you just ruined the friggin moment
* Spenser sets mode -v c0ld * c0ld sets mode: -v Spenser <c0ld> mine works
<Littlebigman> its so awkward when watching a movie with nudity with your mom.. <haveblue> why do you have nude movies of your mom <Littlebigman> err <Littlebigman> i meant watching a movie with your mom that has nudity. <Eric> .... <Eric> yeah, okay, sure <Eric> whatever <Eric> but thats getting bashed. then I'm emailing your mom the quote number <Littlebigman> it was American Wedding <Eric> sure <Eric> your mom will know you have movies of her naked now. <Littlebigman> what, it was :-P <Eric> .... <Littlebigman> crap that was delayed
* kingphreak Quit (Quit: I'm naked in the night. That just says too much, doesn't it? :D)
* Lucifer7 is now known as pussy <Hawk7886> o.O <pussy> this is for another channel <pussy> no questioning
<Konrad> Hey, those folks around me are pretty close to folks around you <LouisWu> yeah... <LouisWu> that worries me. <LouisWu> luckily, there's a mountain ridge between us. <LouisWu> should keep the stupid germs at bay.
<dwchief> what does "connection reset by software" mean? I got it earlier today and couldn't reconnect... <goatrope> it means you have a virus D: <MikeMan445> Yeah <goatrope> format your computer twice <goatrope> then send it to me
<Jillybean> I'm not holding a rope, cold <goatrope> you should be though <goatrope> hahaahkesekke
<Littlebigman> i dont care DeimosFawkes <Littlebigman> i will give out my dads # i dont care * Littlebigman was kicked by haveblue (the guy with the kick button cares) * Littlebigman has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v Littlebigman <William> Mmm... <Littlebigman> .. * Littlebigman was kicked by Boxer[sn] (I don't want to hear it) * Littlebigman has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v Littlebigman <Littlebigman> wtf <William> Sweet victory! <Littlebigman> stop <haveblue> lol
<-- Tirion has left #hbo <dizzy[Tleilaxu]> Hola Tir. <LBM> uhh diz <dizzy[Tleilaxu]> ? <Eric> he left. <dizzy[Tleilaxu]> Oh <Eric> retard.
<nof> I'm far nicer in person. <LouisWu> you are not. :( * LouisWu remembers the time nof kicked him down the stairs <nof> You deserved it.
<Stefander> LouisWu, what resolution are the 1337 screens in that are coming next week? <nof> 1337 by 1337 <Stefander> Wow. =D
<Shishka> rofl... Someone last night created shishka1 and started posing as a moderator on bungie.net <Shishka> Achronos banned him until November 9th <Shishka> 2552.
* merc|burning is now known as merc|cumbusting <Verda|Burning> ewww <Verda|Burning> cum <merc|cumbusting> er <Verda|Burning> sick bastard <CoLd|Burning> nasty * merc|cumbusting is now known as mercury <Cam|Burning> wtf <mercury> ew <mercury> I think I'll go away now... <Verda|Burning> you should <CoLd|Burning> good choice.
<Narcogen> Protagonists in FPS Games: <Narcogen> Doom: Space Marine <Narcogen> Marathon: Cyborg <Narcogen> Halo: Spartan <Narcogen> Half-Life: <Narcogen> Scientist <Narcogen> Blue Shift: Security Guard <goatrope> Opposing Force: Grunt * Narcogen senses a downward trend <Narcogen> In Half-Life 3, I bet you get to be the janitor
* WaLKa|z0rs has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) * MrFluffy has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) * WhoKnew has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <goatrope> uhoh * c0ld has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <goatrope> PINGTACULAR * c0ld|work has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <goatrope> PINGING SPREE * kira has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) * nukedude has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) * Gil27 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) * Hawk7886 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <goatrope> one more... * ZexGX has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <goatrope> PINGING RIOT
<KP> i didn't know he had a xanga <Eric> Further proof he has a vagina <KP> i dont' know what that is, even <Shishka> KP- a blog, like a LiveJournal, but a Xanga. <LouisWu> a xanga is what shows when you remove your underwear, kp <Eric> KP, its like livejournal, but sort of worse <GruntleNudity> its like a live Journal <KP> ... <Shishka> Lou wins for best answer. * KP does not ask any more questions, ever. <Shishka> And, for that matter, gets the award for "Random Appearance in a Conversation" <DeimosFawkes> heh
<William> IRC is made so that anyone can use it. It's not like your Hitlerian hotline protocol. <MereCatfish> hotline OWNS <ZexGX> William, you're a fool <ZexGX> Anybody with intelligence can use hotline <Littlebigman> I cant use it <ZexGX> Exactly.
<KP> some guy's coming at 9am to put in a seperate circuit for my room <KP> the ac in the window and the computer equipment keeps overloading the current one, depending on the amount of stuff i've got turned on <P_40E> cool, KP <KP> no wei, i have to be up by 9am <KP> can't they just work around my sleeping body?
<KP> my hand smells like sap... you'd think that after the wood is in 2x4 planks that you wouldn't have to worry about sap
<FrensaGeran> I hope Hawk eats Special /k
* SnipersLaww (SnipersLaw@homelan-BB728968.cpe.cableone.net) has joined #hbo * SnipersLaww (SnipersLaw@homelan-BB728968.cpe.cableone.net) Quit <FrensaGeran> if everyone did what Snipers just did, this would be a better place. <CammanB> lol <Shishka|Drawing> Best set an example, Frensa.
* haveblue sets ban on *!*@* <Shishka|Drawing> I've been threatening to do that since this channel was created. <haveblue> I often think about doing that as the last thing before I go to bed
* Magus (~none@homelan-EF88AE47.sd.sd.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) <Lucifer7> magus is gonna ping out <Lucifer7> .. <Lucifer7> damn, he beat me to typing
<WhoKnew> MOORE: Right, I would not sacrifice my child to secureFallujah and you would? <WhoKnew> O'REILLY: I would sacrifice myself. <WhoKnew> MOORE: You wouldn’t send another child, another parents child to Fallujah, would you? You would sacrifice your life to secure Fallujah? <WhoKnew> O'REILLY: I would. <WhoKnew> MOORE: Can we sign him up? Can we sign him up right now? <WhoKnew> O'REILLY: That's right. <WhoKnew> MOORE: Where's the recruiter? <WhoKnew> O'REILLY: You'd love to get rid of me. <WhoKnew> MOORE: No, I want you to live. I want you to live. <WhoKnew> I just laughed at that. <Izzy> whats fallujah? <WhoKnew> ... <WhoKnew> shoot yourself. There's no hope for you. <Izzy> which gun do you prefer? <WhoKnew> hmm. <WhoKnew> Colt Peacemaker .45. * Izzy puts one cullet into a brand new Colt Peacemaker .45 <Izzy> Well, it was good to know you all.... <WhoKnew> You too izzy. * Izzy has quit IRC (shoots himself in the head) <GreyThor> we talking handguns or higher grade weapons * Izzy has joined #hbo <WhoKnew> Whoa. <WhoKnew> You respawned! <Izzy> holy shit I did
* Gil27| has joined #hbo * Zeta resists... * Zeta fails <Zeta> Gil sucks. * Gil27 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <Blazorax> LOL <Zeta> *Pwnt*
<kopd> http://www.fuxlnc.com/">http://bash.org/?239322 <P_40E> lol, kopd <two> you people are like the bar that refers to jokes by number <two> only it's bash.org links instead of numbers
<Blazorax> welcome to Harlo.Bingie.Orc <MereCatfish> ...... <Lucifer7> .... <narcogen> keep in mind that no .elf's are allowed in .orc
<LouisWu> a potato sack, a block of concrete, and a pier <TobyDillman> And a videocamera, just for giggles <LouisWu> you're sick.
* KP is now known as HFbot * HFbot has returned <Reclaimer> omg! <Zeta> Uhoh <Reclaimer> its like the terminator! * HFbot rules with an iron fist again * Reclaimer was kicked by HFbot (die!) <Zeta> OWNED * You were kicked by HFbot (i think boomerica just went down) * Rejoined channel #hbo <Zeta> Hahaha * BOLL was kicked by HFbot (hey what's boll doing there?) <DeadReclaimer> that was teh pain * HFbot is now known as KP <KP> wasn't me
<CoLd_BlooDed> see, Stef, I'm fluent too <CoLd_BlooDed> <Stefander> "JIJ VUILE KLOOTZAK! JE BENT NIETS MEER DAN EEN GORE POOIER" <CoLd_BlooDed> shit... <CoLd_BlooDed> -<Stefander>
<Stefander> CoLd_BlooDed, je spreekt geen Nederlands... Ik bedoel, het is zeer makkelijk... Daarom vind ik het ook eerlijk als je gewoon zegt dat je vaak je vinger in je kont steekt om te masturberen... <CoLd_BlooDed> oui? <P_40E> that last word doesn't look good :P <CoLd_BlooDed> no <CoLd_BlooDed> I don't like the sound of mastuberen <CoLd_BlooDed> it sounds like a Nazi <mercury> it means codliver oil. <CoLd_BlooDed> you sure? <Stefander> lol <mercury> my dutch english dictionary can't be wrong.
<Shishka> You know, I don't need a ban hammer for bungie.net <Shishka> I need more of a sawed off bangun <Shishka> Something with a wide spread, and eliminates close targets, and all but destroys multiple targets from a distance with its little banbullets
<goaty|trixing> "goatrope: the ultimate Halo trickster" <goaty|trixing> "dangit..I got lost on the maw run."
<meleeman> hey you kids <meleeman> you stole my lucky charms <CoLd_BlooDed> no <CoLd_BlooDed> just me <CoLd_BlooDed> bitch <meleeman> now i have no genitala * God brings luckcharms onto thee <CoLd_BlooDed> oh, oh God! <meleeman> hehe <CoLd_BlooDed> I'm eating some mans genitalia!
<Littlebigman> I had a heart attack <CoLd_BlooDed> me too <CoLd_BlooDed> except I lived to be normal
<CoLd_BlooDed> God's insecure <God> no im not... :( <CoLd_BlooDed> a bit bloated <God> yes <CoLd_BlooDed> and snappy <God> eh.. <God> >:) <CoLd_BlooDed> and he's CANADIAN!
<CoLd_BlooDed> if I see that quote ONE more time <CoLd_BlooDed> I'll slap Shishka <Shishka> Bring it. * SanchezTheLlama waits for it * CoLd_BlooDed slaps Shishka around a bit with a large trout <CoLd_BlooDed> ooo <CoLd_BlooDed> burn * CoLd_BlooDed was kicked by Shishka (Owned) * CoLd_BlooDed (CoLd@homelan-3E3CC5BB.vf.shawcable.net) has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v CoLd_BlooDed <CoLd_BlooDed> damn <CoLd_BlooDed> damn you and your kicking power * Shishka wins. Flawless victory. <CoLd_BlooDed> Flawless? <CoLd_BlooDed> you have trout juice dripping down your chin * CoLd_BlooDed was kicked by Shishka (Yes, flawless.) * CoLd_BlooDed (CoLd@homelan-3E3CC5BB.vf.shawcable.net) has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v CoLd_BlooDed <SanchezTheLlama> :D <SanchezTheLlama> one more time! <CoLd_BlooDed> no. * SanchezTheLlama was kicked by Shishka (No requests.)
<Jillybean> It's porn - I'm growing up
<Izzy|TV> who is lbm? <Eric> you don't want to know <Pico> Little Big Man <Eric> of which he is neither <Eric> he is not big, he is not little, he is not a man <Eric> he should call himself huskywoman <Pico> he is not a man? <Eric> IT is not a man, pico <Eric> :p
<Qleem> ok, so i just clicked over from lin2 <Qleem> and i come back to <Qleem> [16:16] <+Verdafolio> besides you don't have skin on or off your teeth <Qleem> [16:16] <+FrensaGeran> MOOOOOM <Qleem> [16:16] <+Verdafolio> no frensa <Qleem> [16:16] <+Verdafolio> come back here <Qleem> [16:16] <+FrensaGeran> yessums <Qleem> [16:16] <+Verdafolio> get me some cookies <Verdafolio> congrats <Qleem> no <Qleem> freaky <Verdafolio> you have discovered the magic of #hbo
<Michael_M> hold on <Michael_M> brb <Michael_M> cat's on fire <Izzy> .....SAVE THE KITTY!!!!! <Spenser> wtf <Izzy> what? <Spenser> something about his cat being on fire <Michael_M> Phew <Michael_M> I'm back <Michael_M> He's sweet <Michael_M> it just turned out he was next to an open fire. <Michael_M> wait <Michael_M> SHIT <Michael_M> THE CARPET'S ON FIRE! <Michael_M> FUCK!!! <Michael_M> SHIT! * Michael_M has quit IRC <Izzy> ..hha
<Jesus> If you ever want to drink and you arent the age limit just go to mexico <SanchezTheLlama> damn straight, jesus
<Stuntmutt> I'm with Sir Mixalot. <XLNC|Work> BEWBS <Jillybean> You are Stuntmutt? <Eric> heh <Stuntmutt> Indeed. <Jillybean> oh * Eric reads todays oneoneseven <Jillybean> Elaborate for me - because I have no idea what it means <Stuntmutt> Baby Got back. <SFLegend> paos <Jillybean> ahhh yeah <Jillybean> heh <Jillybean> *says nothing* <XLNC|Work> !eil tonnac I dna sttub gib ekil I <STL|AFK> rofl <SFLegend> rofl <Lucifer7> lmao <Stuntmutt> well said, X. <XLNC|Work> ty <XLNC|Work> "Even the elites got to shout, baby got back.."
<Gholsbane> KICK :Jillybean is a channel operator <Gholsbane> =( <Jillybean> Something you want to say to me Ghols? <Gholsbane> i <3 you? <William> lmao <Gholsbane> may i lick your toes?
* Gholsbane sets mode: -v two <Hawk7886> omgwtf <Gholsbane> hahahahaha, die zcum! * two sets mode: +v two <two> your jedi mind tricks will not work on me * haveblue sets mode: -hh two Gholsbane <haveblue> owned
<Verdafolio> but hey <Verdafolio> pants are pants <Hawk7886> ... you're on IRC up a mountain, then? <Verdafolio> old pants or no old pants <Boxer[sn]> Indeed
<LouisWu> sort of a ridiculous chat, you ask me. <Jillybean> You should have heard it earlier <mercury> I agree. <Jillybean> And no one asked you
<Nick> damn nickserv <LouisWu> you'd think with a name like 'nickserv' it would be nicer to you. <LouisWu> i mean, shit, if the controlling entity was 'LouisWuServ' I'd expect a damn beer when I got here.
<Konrad> KP never could get stuff done all the way <Konrad> Hence the fact he has ONE leg, not NO legs
<Hawk7886> #hbo on Homelan - for reminding us that there's other things in life beside HALO
<Konrad> Is that cat named LouisWu? <Fajita> louiswu is a cat? <Fajita> rofl <Fajita> that explains a lot <retsamolah> i knew it <Konrad> I always new he was a pussy /snicker <LouisWu> oh, konrad, konrad, konrad... <LouisWu> I guess you're walking to your next fest. <LouisWu> damn. <Fajita> rofl <Konrad> LouisWu sets mode: -Drive Konrad
<DragonReborn> IM SO ANGRY I JUST BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY
<Zeta> Watch out for Hawk. <Zeta> Punch him for me if you see him. <P_40E> Hug him for me, if you see him. <wave_rider> why? <Zeta> Because he sucks. =D <P_40E> Because I love him. <wave_rider> heh <P_40E> So, you are to punch him, then hug him while he's on the ground, if you see him. :) <Zeta> Actually, I like him, but I've said I don't too many times to say I do. <Zeta> Hrm, that didn't make much sense. <wave_rider> ah life is beautiful
<Hawk7886> me + RL = pwnage <Zeta> Me + SR = Force of nature. <Zeta> None can withstand my Sabot rounds of death. <stan> Me + any weapon = pretty mediocre
<vector40> email title: "Don't you like teen labias?" <William> O.O <AFKP> frwd plz <vector40> Well, we don't have much correspondence, but I suppose so. Why, did I imply otherwise? <William> vector: Did they even buy you dinner? <vector40> The labias?
<LBM> bye <LBM> lol <LBM> wiat.. <KP> ... <LBM> hmm... <two> watch what * LBM has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Wilhelm|Away)))
<Eric|Zzzz> twizzy is next. <foxygrandpa117> k twizzy? <Eric|Zzzz> no <Eric|Zzzz> the other twizzy
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* Lucifer7 pokes will * William (William@homelan-BCD3A7AA.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <Lucifer7> =D <P_40E> ... <Zeta> Woo, go Luci. <Zeta> (Connection reset by poke)
<Jillybean> Take me, Lopez!
<Shishka|Gemini> My last girlfriend made me throw out the jars.
<Jillybean> Twice now, you (or someone who looks just like you) has bought something in my shop <Jillybean> Though, you/he got freaked when I kept staring at him <Shishka|Gemini> Well, I might get a little worried if someone at the 7/11 was staring at me. But usually it just means they think I'm gonna steal something, so I shrug it off.
<Jillybean> I can do Kelvin <Jillybean> I like Kelvin <Jillybean> Not as much as I like Lopez <Jillybean> But still enough to do him
* LBM has been punched/kicked/bitten by 14.507091 grunts/elites/women during sex. <Crimson_Blade> wow.... <foxygrandpa117> trisexual <foxygrandpa117> you dick <LBM> ^_^
<Blackstar> yeah, wide feet.... joke in the family is we just ask for the boxes when shoe shopping
<PfhorSlayer> I'd so hit it. <Eric> I'd hit it faster.
* Eric hits the hay * Gutupio hits the hay too. Fucking hay, talking about my sister like that.
<KP> furhman fell asleep next to the computer again <KP> and the funniest part is that we had a cake for his birthday, and the picture on it was of him sleeping next to his computer at LouisWu's house. so we put the cake next to him and took a picture of him sleeping next to the cake with the picture of him sleeping on it!
<Magus> They say the Irish found civilization, but then had a couple of Guiness' and forgot where the fuck they put it.
<goatrope> yes, hojillion. <retsamolah> does that come after slutillion? <Fajita|photoshopping> lol <Verdafolio> no its after a Bajillion <Verdafolio> a slutillion is after a hojillion <Verdafolio> didn't you take 3rd grade math? <retsamolah> oh <retsamolah> i was sick that day <Verdafolio> pfft <Verdafolio> excuses
<KP> i'll have to clean the car too. <KP> it's full of dirt in the back <Verdafolio> I can't imagine why <KP> and the trunk is full of dresses <KP> don't ask <Verdafolio> I can't imagine why * Verdafolio coughs <Fajita|photoshopping> rofl <Verdafolio> Crossdresser <Fajita|photoshopping> KP was out on the town * Verdafolio coughs <Verdafolio> he was Drag racing <Fajita|photoshopping> hahaha <Verdafolio> he won last place
<Blown-Upp> In soviet Russia, Linux compiles YOU!
<XLNC> i was playing online...and there was a person by the name of rosa playing. <XLNC> another guy joins, named kensha <XLNC> and he goes "rosa, are you a real chick?" <XLNC> "how old are you?" <XLNC> "what's your name?" <XLNC> then, he proceeds to switch teams, so he could be with her. <XLNC> she switches back to balance the teams out <XLNC> he goes "can i just be in your base, i wont shoot, swear to god" <XLNC> can you believe this? <SC_DNO> lol <SC_DNO> that horny bastard <XLNC> she kills him and he goes "rosa that wasnt nice. say sorry." <XLNC> haha <XLNC> it was truly sad <CammanB> lol <XLNC> just thinking there is someone out in the world, that is THAT desperate <CammanB> trying to get in her "base"
<-- Devin has quit () <-- Fajita has quit () <-- Ciaran has quit (wort wort wort!) <XLNC|Work> triple quit! <TURBO> meh <XLNC|Work> yeah, not funny anymore <XLNC|Work> why dont you quit too TURBO, maybe a quittacular would be funny :P <TURBO> :) <-- TURBO has quit () <XLNC|Work> ... <SC_DNO> lol <SC_DNO> ok then <SC_DNO> k <SC_DNO> k well im out! <SC_DNO> (ready for that quitacular?) <-- SC_DNO has quit (reset THIS! *flicks him off*) <XLNC|Work> still not funny. <Stuntmutt> I know the feeling :¬(
<Magus> I don't think Google is giving out any more invites for Gmail. <Konrad> I haven't gotten any in over a month Magus <Konrad> ... <Konrad> any invites...
<beagle237> ever heard of /ignore ? <two> beagle, yes <beagle237> Use it. <two> let me show it to you * beagle237 was kicked by two (using it)
<STL|zZZZz> OHHHH * STL|zZZZz has an idea <WhoKnew> What a rare occurance :D <WhoKnew> jk :D <Gil27> kik <Gil27> kik <Gil27> LOL DAMMIT <Lucifer7> Gil27: one to the right
<Gil27> :O! <Jillybean> Gil's so shocked his tie is standing on end apparently
<%two> maybe if you stopped going to gay bars KP that wouldn't happen <%KP> two, until you can prove that theory, gay sex is still on the menu <+Eric> ... <%KP> yah Eric, wouldn't you like to know <+Eric> .... yeah, I'd like to know why gay sex is on your menu <+Lucifer7> eric just had even more buns opened up for possibilities <+Magus> Really. <+Lucifer7> errrrrrr <+Lucifer7> doors <+Lucifer7> doors
<CoLd_BlooDed> no, tell me, 'cause I have no idea what you're talking about <Hawk7886> good, then my time travel machine works <CoLd_BlooDed> you erased it from my mind? <Hawk7886> from the PAST <CoLd_BlooDed> :O <CoLd_BlooDed> give it back! <two> don't you guys read the fucking rules? <two> no time travel <two> I have to point this out EVERY SINGLE TIME <WhoKnew> two: maybe you should go back in time and pre-kick people for offenses <WhoKnew> like in minority report <WhoKnew> Oh boy. <Hawk7886> ... <WhoKnew> I think I just asked to be kicked. * WhoKnew was kicked by two (future chat spamming) * WhoKnew (whoknew@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v WhoKnew * WhoKnew was kicked by two (future mod sass) * WhoKnew (whoknew@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v WhoKnew <Hawk7886> uh-oh... * WhoKnew was kicked by two (future warez request) * WhoKnew (whoknew@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v WhoKnew * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net * WhoKnew was kicked by Lopez (banned: join flood) <two> hah
* two sets mode: -b *!*@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net <KP> two <KP> doesn't work like that <two> I'm going to try dammit <KP> lopez'll reset the ban upon rejoin <Hawk7886> He's banned for two hours, Lopez just re-bans on connect <KP> lol * WhoKnew (whoknew@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v WhoKnew * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net * WhoKnew was kicked by Lopez (banned: join flood) <Hawk7886> Like that <two> I hate lopez
* two sets mode: -b *!*@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net <two> let's see if he hates whoknew's nick * wgftt (whoknew@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-42EBDAA9.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net * wgftt was kicked by Lopez (banned: join flood) <two> owned
<KP> boomerica's down! <KP> GASP! <Zeta> NOEZ * Zeta doesn't care... * Zeta was kicked by KP (from now on, everytime boomerica goes down you get kicked) * Zeta (Zeta-7@homelan-643200A8.ipt.aol.com) has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v Zeta <KP> now you will care
<SanchezTheLlama> want a vid of my feet? or my body? <Verdafolio> NO! <Verdafolio> your feet <Fuzzy> Feet <SanchezTheLlama> ok <Verdafolio> definatly feet <Verdafolio> we have feet fetish
* KP sets mode: +vvv Bageldog|Ghost Corum Deaper * KP sets mode: +vvv Gil| pj- Roy <XLNC> aw....no voice love for HFBot? <XLNC> Bots need lovin too you know <KP> you know the rules, no sexual favors no voice.
* TobyDillman is now known as Toby|AFK * Toby|AFK is off getting food. Type !Toby <Your Message Here> to leave me a message :) <Silvergrunt> !Toby teh gay <Stefander> !Toby rofl ur gay <Stefander> No thanks, Toby. <P_40E> !Toby omgwtf >:( <Silvergrunt> hes gonna pay for this <Stefander> !Toby rofl who wunts 2 talk 2 u ;oP <Silvergrunt> !Toby umm hello? is this thing on? <Stefander> !Toby Don't you dare thanking me for this message. * Stefander slaps Toby|AFK around a bit with a large trout <Silvergrunt> !toby what did the turtles say when they were having sex? <Stefander> lol <Silvergrunt> !toby Faster Faster! <Stefander> !Toby Don't stop now, Toby! <Stefander> Bah. ;x <P_40E> :) <Zeta> rofl <P_40E> poor Toby <Silvergrunt> !toby wuzzzzzaahhhh <P_40E> !Toby poor Toby <P_40E> :D <Stefander> !Toby WAZZZZZZZZZZAAP! :D <Stefander> !Toby We still love you. I think. <Silvergrunt> !toby watching the game, having a bud <Stefander> !Toby True, true... * MC_vince wonders where toby is <Silvergrunt> !tobu wuzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh <Stefander> lol * Toby|AFK is now back, and was away for 00:02:50 * Toby|AFK is now known as TobyDillman <TobyDillman> ....fuck you guys
<Konrad> I just got a notice from the taskbar <Konrad> "Your hardware was not installed propely, you may experience problems with the new hardware" <XLNC> Konrad, stop trying to stick your dick into the USB slot... <Konrad> .... <Dr_at_Home> haha <Konrad> Alright, I'll just be like you and try to stick it in the headphone jack ; ) <XLNC> hahaha good one <Konrad> Except mine won't fit... <XLNC> not <XLNC> try the power supply
* LouisWu sets mode: +o Jillybean <LouisWu> okay. <Fajita[rebel]> :o <nof> omg! <Jillybean> Mwahahahha!!!! <Spenser> shit <Jillybean> I RULE! * c0ld runs * c0ld has quit IRC (Perhaps i'll be back) <BOLL> O____________________O <LouisWu> oh... <Jillybean> (I don't know how to rule) <Fajita[rebel]> vive la rebelllion! <Jillybean> (but I rule) <BOLL> shit <LouisWu> he meant DON"T op you. * BOLL has left #hbo <LouisWu> my bad. <JaxxBFox> o_O * LouisWu sets mode: -o Jillybean
<Boxer[sn]> You get my PM earlier? <Shishka|Gemini> Yessir, and I groaned. But it was a real life groan, which is why you didn't notice it in PM
<skyman8081> heh, my church does xbox halo LAN's every weekend. :-D <synide> nice, <synide> way to go jesus <skyman8081> *month <TobyDillman> Haha <synide> gg God <FrensaGeran> haha <skyman8081> I wish it was weekend <FrensaGeran> God you haxed! <synide> except i cant play halo w/o cursing <TobyDillman> Me either <FrensaGeran> "/ban God" <synide> lol <TobyDillman> I swear up a storm when I play Halo <skyman8081> nono, its: <skyman8081> sv_ban God <synide> i be like "you dammit butthole!" <FrensaGeran> yeah, my brother comes up with curses when he plays <FrensaGeran> "Ah fucshitbitcwhore!" <KP> lol <TobyDillman> Like, strings of expletives and racial comments leave my mouth when ever I get killed <CammanB> Our father, who art t3h h4xor....your mom be they name....thy rockets come, thy killing be done, on blood gulch as it is in sidewinder. <FrensaGeran> Camman, have you thought about being leet? <CammanB> I am leet.
<nof> Damnit, I couldn't login to my computer <nof> got all freaked out that I was haxxed <nof> ... <nof> damn capslock
<goatsleep> "WARNINGZOR! MSNMSGR.EXE IS ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS THE INTERNET! WE HAVE BLOCKED IT! DO NOT WORRY GOATROPE! :)))KEKE"
<SC_DNO> in fact my PC is wearing bright pink spandex with a sign that says HAX ME! <Eric|TheWheelman> I know dno, those pink spandex thongs are FABBBBUULLLOUS!
<Shishka|Gemini> Whoever decided to spam people with anti-spam products is either insane or too brilliant for comprehension.
<MereCatfish> HAH SUCK ON THAT * XLNC|work steals Mere's capslock key <MereCatfish> wtf give it back <XLNC|work> NOEZ
<goatrope> we have somebody named ANT in here? <goatrope> what's with these animal names <goatrope> honestly * MereCatfish (MereCatfis@homelan-D94D2891.ipt.aol.com) has joined #hbo
<LouisWu> i am louis wu <LouisWu> fear me
<Blackstar> yes... I want to meet the bastard who named a reading/writing disorder that's so FUCKING hard to SPELL!
* SmokingCrater is now known as Eric <Verdafolio> darn <Verdafolio> he respawned
<MrFluffy> Enzyte helped? <dkn2> enzyte is not performance enhancing <Eric> lol <MrFluffy> what does enzyte do, exactly? <Eric> it freezes all the nerves and mucsles in your face and makes you smile 24/7
<LouisWu> porn is better than bees anyway <CoLd_BlooDed> I know, it looks like it :( <LouisWu> stick with porn
* snowy_duck farts on Warbow <snowy_duck> i just hit a random letter and pressed tab, no offense Warbow * snowy_duck was kicked by Warbow (none taken)
<XLNC> louis owns his own small business web hosting company <XLNC> he runs hbo out of his own pocket <XLNC> he's not affiliated with bungie. <K-Twizzy> I konw that, but does he work..? <XLNC> ... <XLNC> he owns his own business...so yes. <K-Twizzy> like where <K-Twizzy> oh <XLNC> from home.. <K-Twizzy> whats he do...? <K-Twizzy> lol <XLNC> run that business..
* Eric humps up and down <Eric> .. <Eric> jumps
<two> it turns out that there's only two levels in the game... that one in the E3 trailer, and The Library 2
<c0ld> :'( <LouisWu> lol <LouisWu> we love you, c0ld. <LouisWu> well... we like you. <LouisWu> we put up with you. <LouisWu> most of the time. <Boxer[sn]> Tolerate at best <Stuntmutt> When we say tolerate... <LouisWu> we mean hate. <LouisWu> YOU SUCK, C0LD!
<CammanB> Cullen and K-Twiz banned, beautiful day in HBO <SanchezTheLlama> lol <haveblue> now we just need to ban everyone else <haveblue> then it will be truly beautiful * SanchezTheLlama bans haveblue's eyebrows <Boxer[sn]> Can you actually ban someone's eyebrows? <SanchezTheLlama> yes <Wraith> probably <Boxer[sn]> cool * haveblue sets mode: +b eyebrows!*@*
* Cullen (~Fragthecu@homelan-BA1FBBD4.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net) has joined #hbo * Cullen was kicked by KP (KP) * Cullen (~Fragthecu@homelan-BA1FBBD4.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-BA1FBBD4.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net * Cullen was kicked by Lopez (banned: join flood) <P_40E> rofl <SanchezTheLlama> pwnt <retsamolah> wtf? <Konrad> You see <Konrad> And people wonder why I don't have auto-rejoin
* SC_DNO Fondles Geary! <SC_DNO> I WIN! * Geary is now known as LittleChild <LittleChild> leave me alone! <LittleChild> I'm only 10! * William is now known as MichaelJackson <LittleChild> AHH!
<MrFluffy> [21:39] [SanchezTheLlama HAX] HAX HAX HAX HAX HAX <MrFluffy> - <MrFluffy> [21:39] [SanchezTheLlama HAX] HAX HAX HAX HAX HAX <MrFluffy> - <MrFluffy> [21:39] [SanchezTheLlama HAX] HAX HAX HAX HAX HAX <MrFluffy> - <MrFluffy> [21:39] [SanchezTheLlama HAX] HAX HAX HAX HAX HAX <MrFluffy> - <MrFluffy> [21:39] [SanchezTheLlama HAX] HAX HAX HAX HAX HAX <MrFluffy> - <MrFluffy> [21:39] [SanchezTheLlama HAX] HAX HAX HAX HAX HAX *** Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@b7592396.d9615b06.f86ec922.ip *** MrFluffy was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time)
<CammanB> It was downhill at this place <CammanB> so i put it in neutral and totally revved it rollin down <CammanB> and she was like nice <Crassworm> hehehee <P_40E> hehehe <Crassworm> suhweet <CammanB> and then she grabbed my stick <Crassworm> then what? :D <Crassworm> .... <CammanB> and i turned her camshaft <Konrad> then she *shifted* it <Crassworm> baaaaa. <P_40E> rofl <CammanB> and the spark plugs fired <Konrad> I'll stop there <Crassworm> LOL <P_40E> lol <CammanB> and the pistons were pumpin in and out. <MC_vince> lmao <Crassworm> roflmao <Konrad> then the clutch fell out of the bottom of the car, and the whole thing died <Crassworm> cammanB = comedian <CammanB> Yes, Crass <CammanB> and then smoke started comin out the exhaust <CammanB> and i was like whoa <Crassworm> hehehe <CammanB> so i oiled my pistons down <MC_vince> lol <CammanB> and kept going in and out <Konrad> and she was like "wtf is wrong with your car" <Crassworm> LOL <Konrad> "and why are you breathing so hard" <Crassworm> :X <CammanB> and her camshaft was spinning <CammanB> Then she totally redlined <Crassworm> okokok enough <Crassworm> rofllll * Crassworm dies <CammanB> and i took it up a notch <CammanB> shifted it to the 'next gear' <Konrad> Then a policeman showed up <Konrad> And said "times up, it's my turn <CammanB> and then my blower was pumping. <CammanB> and the extra fan kicked in <Crassworm> heheheh <CammanB> and then... <CammanB> we got pulled over <CammanB> and she showed him her headlights <Crassworm> !!!!! <CammanB> and he was like...ok....they work...you can go <Crassworm> OFMG <Crassworm> HAHA <CammanB> and then i turned her high-beams on <dizzy[subnova]> did she... light up? <dizzy[subnova]> kekek <Konrad> and then you woke up <CammanB> and my spark plugs started to fire again... <CammanB> and the whole process began all over again <CammanB> and then she grabbed my driveshaft <CammanB> and my wheels were turning <Crassworm> OMFG <Crassworm> STFU <CammanB> lol <Crassworm> hehe <dizzy[subnova]> LOLOLOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOL
* retsamolah just blew out his ram <akba> Ouch <retsamolah> premiere was like MUST BUILD PREVIEW <retsamolah> and windoes was like WTF ARE YOU DOING <retsamolah> and computer was like ow
<DeimosFawkes> she loves my powerbook <DeimosFawkes> and it's 17" <XLNC|work> mine's a 12" <Oz> the powerbook? <XLNC|work> but i dont have a powerbook <XLNC|work> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
<SanchezTheLlama> why didn't they just bring in an army of beavers or mooses to drink the water? <PfhorSlayer> because you end up with an army's worth of beaver or moose shit <P_40E> lol <SanchezTheLlama> pfhor, stop finding obvious holes in my plan. <PfhorSlayer> When your obvious holes involve animal feces, I will find them.
<toothpicks> i just came to tell dogchow he' a moron <dogchow> you could've done that on vent <dogchow> nub <toothpicks> listening to music, i can't hear... <Eric> maybe he didnt feel like saying it <Eric> nub <toothpicks> yeah <toothpicks> nub <Eric> yeah <Eric> what he said <toothpicks> go eric <Eric> nub <Eric> :D
<Shishka> See, now, what you all saw was this: <Shishka> <KP> airwalks used to be cool, in 8th grade <Shishka> Translated, it means: <Shishka> <KP> airwalks used to be cool, when I could walk. <Boxer[sn]> Ooooo <Boxer[sn]> Burn
<SG> has anyone here ever kissed a frog? <Bageldog> no <Hawk7886> SG, no... <Bageldog> cause What if it turns into a prince? <Bageldog> everyone would call me gay
<Littlebigman> so everyone have a good night and a pleasenet tomororw <kingphreak> l8r lbm my gay pal <Eric> lol <-- Littlebigman has left irc.homelan.com (This line makes 3.... and kingphreak im not gay) <kingphreak> okay.. thats what YOU think <Eric> lol <kingphreak> and damnit! dont call me kingphreak <kingphreak> call me snoogums
<Eric> king, is it you or kingpin thats the admin for coerce's hce server? <kingphreak> I'm a phantom.. <kingphreak> no.. not the gaming device <kingphreak> nor the dropship <kingphreak> I'm just a ghost <kingphreak> damnit <kingphreak> Not the vehicle <kingphreak> I'm a shade in the nig-... <kingphreak> shut up. <Eric> lol
<Littlebigman> and i wannted to see what people would say * Hawk7886 is now known as People <People> It's retarded, LBM <People> it sucks
<Konrad> .... <Konrad> Thread on Gamespot forums <Konrad> "How do you pronounce Halo?" <Bluestone> Hail-Oh <Konrad> >_O <Hawk7886> Hay-Low <two> hallow, JUST LIKE THEIR PROMISES TO THE MAC COMMUNITY SELLOUTS
* Stefander went to France once <Konrad> Stef, did they surrender?
<AndyTheSuperMonkeyWithHax> YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME, EVIL LLAMA! * SanchezTheLlama hax Andy and steals his über hax making llama t3h über h4x0r mb kthx <AndyTheSuperMonkeyWithHax> YOUR REIGN OF CHAOS IS NOW OVER... after I kick your little llama ass * AndyTheSuperMonkeyWithHax steals the hax back and sets mode: +nohaxstealing * SanchezTheLlama sets mode: +deadandy <SanchezTheLlama> you got SERVED * AndyTheSuperMonkeyWithHax sets mode: +zombies --- AndyTheSuperMonkeyWithHax is now known as AndyTheSuperZombieMonkey --- Lopez sets ban on *!*@homelan-45D735B.up.mi.chartermi.net <-- Lopez has kicked AndyTheSuperZombieMonkey from #hbo (nick flood) * SanchezTheLlama sets mode: +pwnt
<SanchezTheLlama> wu > lopez > me > cullen > KP > littlebigman > K-twizzy > rossmills --- RossMills is now known as wu <wu> w00t --- wu is now known as RossMills <-- LouisWu has kicked RossMills from #hbo (bad)
<Geary> I am invincible! <Verdafolio> wait till i respawn * Verdafolio respawns with geary on top of his head and he melees Geary * Geary was kicked by Warbow (yeah right)
<SG> when i stil very still <SG> i can feel something suddenly flowing in my body <TobyDillman> ...blood?
<Littlebigman> may i just say one cool thing that happend to me today with agirl? <Eric|Express> no <Eric|Express> dont tell us <Eric|Express> we'll turn it around <Eric|Express> and make you sound gay <Littlebigman> it involves hands under things.. <Eric|Express> GODDAMNIT I TOLD YOU TO STFU <Littlebigman> sorry im done lol <Eric|Express> AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP GIVING GUYS HAND JOBS <Eric|Express> SEE!? told you id make it sound like your gay
<William> omgspam <William> spam <William> spam <William> spam <William> killt3hspaaam * William was kicked by amaroq (lopez says, 'stop repeating, we heard you the first time')
<goatrope> i'm rather curious as to what exactly made you google "goatropes penis" <Eric|Sleep> i remembered 'french military victories' on albino blacksheep <Eric|Sleep> then i thought 'bet no results for 'goatrope penis'!' * Eric|Sleep sleeps <Eric|Sleep> seriously <ge3k> riight <P_40E> have fun thinking of goatrope's penis while you sleep <goatrope> yeah <Eric|Sleep> STFU <goatrope> have lots of fun <Eric|Sleep> goddamnit p <goatrope> honestly <goatrope> PENIS <Eric|Sleep> just when i forgot about it <goatrope> GOATROPE <P_40E> rofl <Eric|Sleep> goatrope!*@* added to ignore list. <Eric|Sleep> phew * goatrope is now known as goatpenis <goatpenis> HAVE FUN SLEEPING
<dizzy[subnova]> any more pics of HOT BUTT TUCHING AXXION?!?!?!?!?!? <Eric> http://coldfiresoftware.com/kodyishotlolz.jpg">http://coldfiresoftware.com/kodyishotlolz.jpg <Eric> there <Eric> have that dizzy <dizzy[subnova]> whozzat <Konrad> Eric, who's that? <Eric> kody, my friend <Konrad> Friend? <Eric> yes <Konrad> You're being very rude, Eric <Konrad> You haven't introduced me <dizzy[subnova]> do you have sex with her? <Eric> dizzy, not since her boyfriend stopped me <Konrad> boyfriend? <Konrad> Lads, gather your gear, we're going hunting
<SC_MrFluffy> Hey guys <SC_MrFluffy> what's black and blue and hates sex? <Boxer[Subnova]> The 6 year old in your closet? <SC_MrFluffy> yep
<Konrad> Did anyone watch the season finale of Enterprise? <Promodo> Konrad: You ask that question, but bitch at me for liking D&D?
* SC_DNO was kicked by KP (watch your god damned mother fucking mouth you bitch)
<Gil27> all > me <Gil27> haha i win <Fajita> hahaha <Gil27> wait <Gil27> fuck
* Gil27 pushes p off a bridge * ZexGX|AFK has quit IRC <CoLd_BlooDed> wrong person
<LouisWu> did you see that big hairy black thing coming out of his fly in that lanfest pic, x? <mercury> heh <Geary> Looked like a cat <Dr_at_Home> lol <XLNC> thankfully, i haven't yet wu <XLNC> i assume it's a pussy <LouisWu> looked LIKE a cat, sure. <Geary> what was it? <XLNC> a pussy...what else would be in konrad's pants..
<KP> i think i'm supposed to burn it to a cd, then put it in another drive, scan the image of the cd in, do a chant, break it then sprinkle it's shards over my computer so that the file will play
<Eric> visual irc? <narcogen> as opposed to what, braille irc?
* KP is now known as zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz <Zeta> ... Night KP... <zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> pwnt <zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> later * zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is now known as KP <dogchow> god damn it KP <P_40E> bye KP :) <dogchow> you just moved my text over 3 inches <KP> rofl <dogchow> now I gotta wait until your zzzzzz name is off the screen <dogchow> and as slow as this chat is <dogchow> its gonna be a while*later*
* KP is now known as zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz <zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> start again * zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is now known as KP <Eric> dammit kp <dogchow> I have to get the KP off my screen <P_40E> rofl kp <dogchow> fucker <nuk3dud3> KP, lol * KP laughs maniacally
<Littlebigman> if someone can guess what im eating <Littlebigman> i will never ever come bck <SanchezTheLlama> penis <SanchezTheLlama> leave now
<MrFluffy> Why wont BigTime die? * There is now known as BigTime <dogchow> he's spacing his name changes out enough <goatrope> he's waiting between each change <BigTime> why should i die :P <goatrope> or lopez is broken. <goatrope> or lopez is broken. <goatrope> or lopez is broken. <MrFluffy> ... * goatrope goes to play halo <Konrad> or goatropes gei <Konrad> or goatropes gei <Konrad> maybe not <Littlebigman> omg hes broken <Littlebigman> watch this <MrFluffy> he is <MrFluffy> he is <MrFluffy> he is * MrFluffy was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time) * MrFluffy has joined #hbo <Dr_at_Home> haha <Littlebigman> err nevm <dogchow> die <Gutupio> Lopez isnt borken just crazy. <Fajita> lol fluffy <goatrope> dang fluffy <Gutupio> Lopez isnt borken just crazy. <goatrope> we woulda had lbm banned <Gutupio> Lopez isnt borken just crazy.
<vector40> He's the Achilles from the other universe. The weak, geeky one, who is also impotent. <Devin> ... <Devin> uhmmm <Devin> vector40, are you serious? <vector40> Whereas I'm the one who is 9' 10", built from flamethrowers and also from rolls of cash, clothed in supermodels. <Devin> vector40, you're serious about the description of me? <vector40> Which one? I lost track. <Devin> He's the Achilles from the other universe. The weak, geeky one, who is also impotent. <vector40> Who cares. <Hawk7886> impotent <Hawk7886> nice <nuk3dud3> lol <P_40E> lol * Devin (Hey@homelan-EB9C8BE.northwestel.net) Quit (I'm not impotent, it goes up... sometimes.... a couple times... ok once, but I still win)
<vector40> Try textual porn. It's light. <Speedy357> try real women vec, it's nice. <vector40> yeah right
<pj> kp <KP> yes <pj> shut the hell up <KP> will do
<Zeta> CoD is t3h. <akba> Cod is the? <Zeta> just t3h. <Fajita> ... <Zeta> nothing else. <akba> And what is t3h? <Promodo> Cod is a fish, you crazy bitches. <Zeta> t3h is t3h. <Fajita> ... <akba> Is it good or bad? <GruntyThrst> its t3h
<Zeta> Thats one big dick... <Gil27> so it must not be vec's <Gil27> ;) <Zeta> Where, no, how did you get it? <Zeta> Or do I want to know? <vector40> Everyone pitched in. <vector40> It's a community dick.
<SC_CJ> on wolfenstein i put on the name jennifer and the 8 year old girl mask and go around talking to guys <SC_CJ> "my..my...my dad beats me.." <MorningStar> obviously not enough.
<CoLd_BlooDed> Fajitas = flavored condoms? <Tactic> -_- <Konrad> o_O <SC_CJ> O_O <Tactic> O_o <Zeta> er...
<ThatOtherMagusGuy> CD masters are trained in the highlands of Tibet in the art of taking a giant, 40 ft boulder and refining it to a CD, with nothing but an ardvark pelt and a load of elbow grease.
* Eric is now known as BiBiCruelWorl * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-45D735B.up.mi.chartermi.net * BiBiCruelWorl was kicked by Lopez (nick flood)
<dogchow> you paay me <Speedy> and some asshole you don't like will probably win. <dogchow> I'll be glad to give you gmail <Speedy> wouldn't you rather give them to some nice people from the HBO community? <dogchow> no <Speedy> fucker
<timetoSPEED> imagine if i pasted it all into here.. <Verdafolio> oh god <P_40E> lol <timetoSPEED> it'd all paste as one line <RossMills_afk> I would ban you <timetoSPEED> one 41mb line, that is. <P_40E> do it! :D <Verdafolio> timetoSPEED was banned for flood <Verdafolio> i can see it all now <amaroq> lopez would become sentient and hunt you down
<TobyDillman> Wow...I'm pretty sure my computer just told me to fuck off
<Gil27> cj do this /notice #hbo <message <Gil27> > <Gil27> and we all ge tit <snowy_duck> can't really do anything <Gil27> wait <Gil27> get it* <Verdafolio> i want tit!
* Gil27 has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v Gil27 <Verdafolio> Hi Gil <Dr_at_Home> n00b <P_40E> go away gil <Dr_at_Home> oh hey gil <P_40E> plzkthx <Dr_at_Home> lol <Gil27> fu all <Gil27> q/uit <CoLd_BlooDed> roffle <Dr_at_Home> fu <Gil27> fuck * Gil27 has quit IRC (Gil27)
<amaroq> eric, promodo.... you both disappoint me. so i'm going to have to kick someone <-- amaroq has kicked Littlebigman from #hbo (amaroq)
<Littlebigman> LBM IS HAWT <Littlebigman> LBM GOT LAID <P_40E> lbm, 10 bucks says you didn't <Littlebigman> it was a joke P <SC_CJ> 10$ says my Halo disc will lose it's virginity before LBM <SC_CJ> or, at the same exact time =o
<Promodo> This just in from Candyland Supreme Court: A new ruling by the imaginary council has found that today, is in fact, opposite day. Now back to President bin Laden on a giant pink rhino wearing dockers no-spill khakis. <Promodo> Sorry LBM, looks like you're ugly and a virgin. <Littlebigman> Promodo: 10$ says your a nub, and you will be single for the rest of your life, and you have a small dick. <Promodo> :D <Promodo> LBM: Opposite day. <Promodo> Thanks for the compliment. <Promodo> :D
<DragonReborn> i asked lopez for voice <DragonReborn> he wouldnt answer
<Eric> " Using a mobile phone can slash a man's sperm count by almost a third, new research suggests. <Eric> A study found that radiation from mobile phones appeared to have a dramatic impact not only on numbers of sperm, but also their swimming ability or "motility". <Eric> In both cases, levels were cut by about 30%. Reductions in sperm count and motility lower the chances of conception. " --> Littlebigman has joined #hbo <Konrad> Hey lbm, have a cell phone? <Littlebigman> yah <amaroq> thank god
<amaroq> hey, whoa. did you guys know that there's text on the gearbox forums? i never noticed that before <amaroq> i guess it was buried inbetween all the signatures
<Jesus> Goddamnit <Eric> hey <Eric> dont take your dads name in vien
<ShishkAway> Hm, my best friend said he was going out for a bit, would be back in an hour and a half <ShishkAway> Like...3 hours ago. <ShishkAway> I can only assume he's dead. <Konrad> Shish, sounds like some of my friends <ShishkAway> He's usually pretty impeccable. <ShishkAway> So? Dead. <ShishkAway> Guess I'll have to put up wantads for a new best friend, as the position is being reopened.
* Littlebigman dances around CJ because CJ doesnt like LBM anymore <SC_CJ> .... <SC_CJ> who said i ever liked you?
*** goatplayingpool is now known as goatrope <goatrope> such fun. <vector40> You cockweasel. <goatrope> me? <vector40> everyone <goatrope> ah. <vector40> but yes, goatrope, you are their lord and master. <goatrope> cool. <vector40> the very form from which all cockweasels are poured. <vector40> they hail to you, and make sacrifices in your unholy name. <vector40> when the stinging smoke of their ritual slayings drift toward the grim stars, yours is the idol they look to. <vector40> and beg it for gifts of blood and cock. <Boxer[Subnova]> O.o <vector40> Don't you give me that, cocklord. <Zeta> ... <vector40> I know your involvement in these matters <SC_CJ|kthxbi> ugh <Boxer[Subnova]> ?? <Boxer[Subnova]> Who me? <vector40> I know your quiet machinations in the shadowy cockgloom. <Zeta> What in the fuck. <Crassworm> .... <Boxer[Subnova]> You need to stop the cock talk...I think you're starting to like it a little too much. By that I'm incinuating that you're gay. <goatrope> haha vector's gay * goatrope posts to hbo and subnova <Zeta> GEI <vector40> I HAVE FILMZ <Crassworm> ... <Boxer[Subnova]> heh <Crassworm> haha vector's gay <Crassworm> :P <vector40> hoo boy
<vector40> AH MY COCK IS ON FIRE <vector40> who wants to play halo <TobyDillman> vec, maybe you should lube up before fapping then <KP> i do <KP> holy god <KP> that was innapropriately timed <Owm> very
<KP> boomerica status: currently up * goatrope makes a trick movie <goatrope> NOT FOR LONG! <KP> *** boomerica goes down
<nof> Duke Nukem Forever better give me head when it comes out
<XLNC> woo hoo! 5:00! <XLNC> <weekend> <XLNC> </work> <Fajita> heh <Fajita> shouldnt it be </work> <weekend>? <XLNC> shouldn't you be on a skillet, somewhere?
<SC_CJ> whenever i type faj_ita (minus the _) it switches to fahgeetah <Cullen> where? <Cullen> fajita
<Awaygrunt> ANSI- what PS2 uses <Awaygrunt> its a programing language that is VERY hard to learn <SC_CJ|zZZZz> ANSI is a programming standard o_O <SC_CJ|zZZZz> its a standard. not a language <SC_DNO> I knew that <SC_CJ|zZZZz> there's ANSI C, ANSI C++, etc <SC_DNO> and im a photoshop whore <Awaygrunt> in any case, its very hard to learn <SC_DNO> and Antsi G! <SC_CJ|zZZZz> not really <Awaygrunt> ALOT harder than C++ <Telerith> lol <SC_CJ|zZZZz> grun <SC_CJ|zZZZz> t <Awaygrunt> SC_CJ|zZZZz <Awaygrunt> z <SC_CJ|zZZZz> ANSI just means adhering to guidlines set by the ANSI standards...which make cross-platform compatibility almost instant <SC_DNO> yep <Awaygrunt> its still harder <SC_CJ|zZZZz> not really <Awaygrunt> for the companies <SC_DNO> lol its just standard <Awaygrunt> yeah it is <SC_CJ|zZZZz> oh man <SC_DNO> how do you know this? <Telerith> i think you lost grunt <Awaygrunt> my dad works for microsoft <SC_CJ|zZZZz> you're arguing with a software guy man. i run a game development team i know what i'm talking about <SC_DNO> marketing...? <SC_DNO> buddy <SC_DNO> game dev-ELOPMENT team <Awaygrunt> he says you have to go back and re-learn all the programming for ANSI <SC_DNO> we would know <SC_CJ|zZZZz> not at all <Awaygrunt> yeah, well my dads, an x-developer, hes one of the guys that invented the first program for those scanners in the stores that know the prices <SC_CJ|zZZZz> ok grunt <SC_DNO> yea thats bar code... <SC_CJ|zZZZz> i'm not arguing. you know everything. <SC_DNO> your dad invented lines... <Awaygrunt> yep <SC_CJ|zZZZz> rotfl <Awaygrunt> tat was like 30 years ago, of course <SC_DNO> hmmm...he's a regular HeinStein <SC_DNO> no no, he's MORE than that, he's FrankenStein <SC_DNO> from barcodia <Awaygrunt> when computers were just coming around <SC_DNO> yea my 3rd grade teachers dad wrote the Hokey Pokey * SC_CJ|zZZZz takes a picture of his ANSI standards book to thwarp grunt with <SC_CJ|zZZZz> so why are you lecturing ME about ANSI when you have no clue? o_O <SC_DNO> lol...later on...
<Telerith> we watched cheap ass movies of the alamo <Awaygrunt> and its basement? <Speedy|Hendrixing> no, i remember the alamo <Speedy|Hendrixing> i don't have a clue wtf the alomo is <Awaygrunt> the Alomo has a basement <Telerith> its a dirt building * Awaygrunt gets shifty eyes (he was talking about the part in Peewee's big adventure, in the alamo's basment..) <SC_DNO> did your dad invent the basement grunt? <Telerith> no that was my dad <Awaygrunt> huh? <SC_CJ|zZZZz> rotfl <Awaygrunt> SC_DNO.. wtf are you talking about? <SC_DNO> nothing <Telerith> rofl <SC_CJ|zZZZz> lmao <SC_DNO> REMEMBER THE ALAMOR! <SC_DNO> yea <Awaygrunt> but the alamo has no basement <Awaygrunt> i llooked in the distance <SC_DNO> my dad had an invention of the beeper, well he helped <Awaygrunt> and i saw this thing, swirling down <SC_DNO> was it a cookie monster? <Awaygrunt> and then it just kind of dissperesed <SC_DNO> did your great aunt make it <Awaygrunt> what? <SC_DNO> talking to CJ? <Awaygrunt> are you talking to me? <SC_DNO> hmm? <SC_DNO> what? <Awaygrunt> o <Telerith> haha dno <Awaygrunt> nvm <SC_DNO> k <Awaygrunt> cj wasnt talking <SC_DNO> he wasnt? <Awaygrunt> fuck? <SC_DNO> OH that was me <SC_DNO> yea watch the language buddy <SC_DNO> dont want billy to get mad <Awaygrunt> stfu before i gorilla mask you! <SC_DNO> lol <SC_CJ|zZZZz> lol <SC_DNO> hey grunt i invented stfu <Awaygrunt> :o! <SC_CJ|zZZZz> yeah <Awaygrunt> :o gorilla mask! <SC_CJ|zZZZz> DNO invented stfu ab00t 10 years back <SC_DNO> hey watch out <SC_DNO> yep <SC_DNO> CJ invented the gorilla mask <SC_CJ|zZZZz> sure did <SC_CJ|zZZZz> i wrote it in ANSI C too! <SC_DNO> one day we were stoned, and i was like...you should make something <SC_DNO> and he was like...ill make a porno <Awaygrunt> get a new vid card or what <SC_DNO> lmao!
...even LATER on...
<Telerith> yall need to watch "history of the 'f' word" at funnyjunk.com <Awaygrunt> Telerith, i dont think its that funny <SC_DNO> lol <Awaygrunt> its not even history <SC_CJ|zZZZz> well, i don't think price scanners are that great grunt <SC_DNO> yea they arent even funny <SC_DNO> now <SC_CJ|zZZZz> and they aren't even scanny <Awaygrunt> ??? <SC_DNO> Toilet paper..Thats some funy shit <SC_CJ|zZZZz> sure is <SC_DNO> hey CJ didnt your dog invent toilet paper? <SC_CJ|zZZZz> i should know DNO, i invented it <speding4vectr> heh. <SC_DNO> ah you did <SC_DNO> sorry i forget <SC_DNO> i should get a scanner so i can remember shit <SC_CJ|zZZZz> DNO, my dog invented thermo-dynamics remember? <SC_DNO> and then i can use your toilet paper to wipe it <SC_DNO> oh yea <SC_DNO> well my cat discovered america <SC_CJ|zZZZz> ah yeah? <SC_CJ|zZZZz> i INVENTED america <SC_DNO> damn <SC_DNO> i just got pwnt <SC_DNO> i invented pwnt by the way <SC_CJ|zZZZz> yeah yeah we know <SC_CJ|zZZZz> you tell that story EVERY night at dinner <SC_DNO> i know <Gil27> i invented earth <SC_CJ|zZZZz> i invented dinner btw <Revan> I invented you all! <SC_DNO> well in soviet Russia, the Product invents YOU! <SC_CJ|zZZZz> lmao <SC_CJ|zZZZz> DNO, remember that day in canada when we were skydiving into bungie headquarters to steal a price scanner, when i invented the word n00b? <SC_DNO> yea <SC_CJ|zZZZz> good days <SC_DNO> and i invented the word pr0n <SC_DNO> yep good times <SC_CJ|zZZZz> yeah <Revan> I invented pr0n <Revan> in my basement <SC_DNO> looks great <Revan> 200 years ago <SC_DNO> yea <SC_CJ|zZZZz> i invented you Revan <nuk3dud3> pwnt <SC_DNO> OH hey my great uncle invented the internet <SC_CJ|zZZZz> :D <nuk3dud3> I invented sex <SC_CJ|zZZZz> al gore? <MikeMan445> Your great uncle is Al Gore? <SC_DNO> lucky bastard <SC_DNO> hell yea <SC_DNO> i make fun of him all the time <SC_CJ|zZZZz> omfg democrat! <Speedy> there must be SOME friggin junior who has the two greatest NCSSM movies ever on their neverland site! <Speedy> arrrrrgh <SC_DNO> "you fucking loser" <SC_DNO> lmao CJ im ALLLL republican <SC_CJ|zZZZz> me too! <SC_CJ|zZZZz> w00t <SC_DNO> remember kids, i dont need anger managment, i need libral managment! <SC_CJ|zZZZz> oh yeah, remember that night we created w00t <SC_CJ|zZZZz> we were so drunk <SC_DNO> yea <SC_CJ|zZZZz> yeah <SC_DNO> i invented beer <Revan> I invented the word 'invent' <SC_CJ|zZZZz> i invented..uh...pfhor <PfhorSlayer> I invented all of your mothers. <SC_DNO> damn <PfhorSlayer> So shush yourselves. <nuk3dud3> I invented vodka, and drunk it all <SC_DNO> he is his own granpda <SC_CJ|zZZZz> we got pwnt <SC_DNO> WOAH <PfhorSlayer> Go get your mom and ask her, she'll tell you! <SC_DNO> he is! <PfhorSlayer> And odds are, I'm also your daddy. * SC_CJ|zZZZz kicks pfhor in the balls and screams "NOW WHAT!?" <PfhorSlayer> Now you DIE. <SC_DNO> i invented death <SC_DNO> and balls for that matter <SC_CJ|zZZZz> heh <PfhorSlayer> I NEED a shower <Revan> balls to the wall! <SC_DNO> i invented showers man <Revan> I need sex <SC_DNO> back in the day when people washed in their toilets <SC_CJ|zZZZz> i invented goats <PfhorSlayer> I don't need sex <Revan> I invented sex <JeffB2006> Revan: me too <PfhorSlayer> I have your moms for that <PfhorSlayer> Mwhahaha. <Revan> I inved pwning joo <SC_CJ|zZZZz> >:( <SC_DNO> then CJ coded it into ANSI C <SC_CJ|zZZZz> so therefor, I invented invent <Gil27> no i invented j00 <Gil27> and SC <SC_DNO> yea <SC_CJ|zZZZz> rofl DNO <SC_DNO> actually gil i think that was seans little brother <SC_DNO> or it was someones <SC_CJ|zZZZz> yeah i invented ANSI..apparently some think its hard to adhere to standards <SC_DNO> yea <Revan> I am hbo <SC_DNO> and it must have been hard to invent that ansi <nuk3dud3> Wu invented HBO <SC_CJ|zZZZz> don't even joke about HBO man <Gil27> but i invented wu * JeffB2006 invents poo almost every day <Revan> I invented wu <SC_CJ|zZZZz> ok everyone stop <Gil27> bish i win <Bluestone> I invented yo mama <SC_CJ|zZZZz> you're all just ripping off me and DNO making fun of grunt :D <nuk3dud3> bungie invented Wu <Revan> spam <SC_DNO> yea <SC_DNO> we invented this <SC_CJ|zZZZz> spam? <Revan> I invented spam <SC_DNO> ok the whole invented thing is kinda dead now... * JeffB2006 corporate america invented spam <SC_CJ|zZZZz> revan, say spam once more and i'll get kicked watched <SC_DNO> hey dead, i invented that <Revan> I invented stuff being old <nuk3dud3> I don't even remeber what I invented <SC_DNO> ha <SC_CJ|zZZZz> >:( <Revan> he invented memory loss <SC_DNO> brb <Revan> spam, man <nuk3dud3> lol, you're proly right, but I fogot what you said, already
<Squire> Someone stop the room now, I'd like to get off now. <SC_DNO> uhh.... <SC_DNO> EWWY!!!!
<Littlebigman> c0ld <Littlebigman> your the nicest op <Littlebigman> you have never kicked me <Littlebigman> and your nice <akba> Kick him! <akba> DO IT! <Littlebigman> if you kick me <TobyDillman> Now it's obligatory * Littlebigman was kicked by c0ld|zZZzz (HAHAAHAHA <16>)
<Konrad> I wonder how many people Wu has been kicked by? <KP> rofl <KP> 2, me thinks <TobyDillman> LoL <KP> 3 then * KP was kicked by LouisWu (ONLY YOU, ASSHOLE)
<LouisWu> idiots are not unique to any single subcategory of the human race. <LouisWu> though the 'vector40' subcategory takes the genre to new heights... <dogchow> you're telling me that there is an idiot amonst even us? <dogchow> I wonder who that would be.. *** SC_CJ (~cj@homelan-1010E7E5.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net) has quit IRC [Leaving]
<LouisWu> sometimes, I'm not sure about... say... kp * KP was kicked by LouisWu (oops) * KP has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +h KP <TobyDillman> LoL <LouisWu> see? * KP is not a bot <Verdafolio> ha <LouisWu> he could be a bot.
<SC_DNO> ive heard that before though <SC_CJ> so uh <SC_CJ> canada. <SC_DNO> whats up with canada eh? <Konrad|RebeccaEssay> i dunno, eh? <Konrad|RebeccaEssay> it's all weird and stuff, eh? <SC_CJ> eh eh? <William> Yeah, eh? <Konrad|RebeccaEssay> eh eh eh? <William> Mebbe, eh. <SC_DNO> i dont know what your talking aboot eh? <SC_CJ> mb eh? <SC_CJ> hay budday! whats this aboot!? <SC_DNO> Juu suck eh? <Konrad|RebeccaEssay> heh, i had a sub a few weeks ago, and throughout the class i spoke in a canadian accent <William> If any Canadians see this, eh, they'll be mad, eh? <SC_CJ> eh? <William> Hey, P_40E! EH! <SC_CJ> what're they gunna do eh? sick them beavers on us eh? <SC_DNO> my english teacher is from mississippi and he uses a canadian accent eh? <P_40E> eh? <SC_DNO> HEY PJ eh? <William> Eh. <William> Eh! PJ! EH! <pj> EH PJ? * Konrad|RebeccaEssay should be writing his essay * Konrad|RebeccaEssay is torn <SC_DNO> hey konrad i think you should write your essay eh..? <Konrad|RebeccaEssay> i think so too, eh? <SC_DNO> yea eh? <SC_CJ> oh yeah ya betcha eh? <SC_DNO> hey welcome back eh <SC_CJ> eh? <SC_DNO> i dont get him eh <SC_DNO> donchaknow <SC_DNO> IM GUNA QUOTE THIS!!!..eh? <SC_CJ> eh?
<dizzy[subnova]> In sSOVIET RUSSIA, KP fucks YOU! <Eric> dizzy, thats the way it works in america too * Konrad leaves America
<Freewill> please don't talk while I'm trying to interrupt you
<Eric> I like the giant black Xbox controller <Eric> nice and comforting.. and big and black <Eric> like I like em <Eric> 'em = ...xbox controllers...
* JeffB2006 is from texas... a bit in the middle <JeffB2006> where do i go? * KP points to the lost and found <Konrad> away?
<JeffB2006> that would hurt quite a bit, sleeping with a computer <dogchow33> I see.. <dogchow33> no it wouldn't <dogchow33> just keep your distance until needed <Konrad> How the hell would you know
<goatrope> seeing as i'm a physics nerd.. <goatrope> i could calculate the gravitational field given off by an xbox <goatrope> how hueg is an xbox? <goatrope> 1 000 000 kg? <kingphreak> 8 pounds <Magus> 'bout 8 pounds, roughly? <kingphreak> 8 pounds, 3.23 ounces <P_40E> lol <goatrope> 8 pounds..screw you all <goatrope> give me kilograms. <goatrope> kg -> lb is 2.2 <goatrope> what's lb -> kg? <goatrope> .45 repeating! =D <kingphreak> 3628.7392 grams <MikeMan445> goaty, u rule at da maffs <goatrope> alrighty <goatrope> k what's the radius of an xbox.. <goatrope> 15cm? <Magus> 1 foot. <goatrope> a foot. <kingphreak> no radius, I dont think. <goatrope> hate you. <Magus> :) <P_40E> lol <goatrope> i'm saying 10cm..that's about a foot not reallylololo* Time Passes *
<goatrope> I, on my calculator, now have the gravitational pull of an xbox. * kingphreak gives goaty a cookie <kingphreak> Goat has attained 'super-nerd' status <P_40E> share it, goat <goatrope> An Xbox pulls objects towards it at a rate of.00000000000242036905 m/s <goatrope> =D!
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* Cullen teabagged you. * Uriel has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +v Uriel <Verdafolio> hi Uriel * Cullen teabags Uriel * Cullen teabags KP * Cullen teabags Verdafolio * Verdafolio stabs Cullen with a teabag * Cullen teabags LBM * Cullen teabags Jesus * LouisWu sets mode: +b *!*FragtheCu@homelan-189A10D5.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net * Cullen was kicked by LouisWu (You're teabagged.)
* BOLL has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +h BOLL <Crassworm> hi BOLL <Verdafolio> Hi BOLL <SFLegend> hi BOLL <Gil27> hi BOLL <speedtimebaby> hi BOLL <BOLL> fuckers
<Lucifer7> Dude, if I said your mom looks like a hippie, and then someone named "hippie" joined the room, you would say "quote that" <Littlebigman> i know <amaroq> your mom looks like a hippie * amaroq waits. * Hippy has joined #hbo <Lucifer7> ... <Littlebigman> hehehehe <Lucifer7> HIPPIE * Littlebigman is now known as Hippie <Hippie> shit <Lucifer7> Smart. <Hippie> wrong window! <Lucifer7> k <Lucifer7> that's quote worthy <Hippie> dammit <Hippie> fuck wrong window again <amaroq> well, lbm really ruined that one <Lucifer7> amaroq: he almost made it funy <Lucifer7> funny* <Lucifer7> In a.. sad kind of way.
<Konrad> I need some food <SC_CJ> i need some konrad <SC_CJ> 's mom <Konrad> ..... <SC_CJ> damn return key * Konrad steps away from CJ
<Konrad> KP is typing in the command to kick me at this very moment <Konrad> And, just to spite me and prove me wrong, he isn't going to <Konrad> But since, I said he isn't going to kick me, he is going to <Boxer[Subnova]> Or is he? * Konrad was kicked by KP (just shutup already)
<goatrope> KP <goatrope> winamp or iFags? <goatrope> i mean iTunes <KP> iBetter than winamp <goatrope> iSuck it <Konrad> HAHAHAHAHHAHA <goatrope> wait
<FrensaGeran> one person said "moment" as "mo." (a contraction) <FrensaGeran> so I punched 'em <TobyDillman> Good <TobyDillman> Lazy bas.
<Pico> rap? <Pico> i said rape <TobyDillman> Same thing
<Pico> rap is poety, except with swear words. <FrensaGeran> yes Pico, I always compare "Slutty HOES!" with "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."
<dogchow> you should know me better by now <dogchow> I've always been a dick <SC_CJ|AFK> yep * dogchow could say "it comes from having one" <SC_CJ|AFK> ...but you shouldn't lie <dogchow> fuck. you.
<Reclaimer> oh, my god. I just mowed the lawn, and at any given time-there were at least 20 mosquitoes on me. I almost went nuts <Reclaimer> no bug spray. bro+sis wasted it <SC_DNO> were there any on your nutts? <Reclaimer> actually, I do think that one bit my left nut <SC_DNO> damn <SC_DNO> i would be pissed <Reclaimer> I was <SC_DNO> kill the fucker <Reclaimer> I smacked the fucking thing biting me <SC_DNO> lol <Reclaimer> and bagged my self <Reclaimer> about fell off the mower <Reclaimer> I know the fucker bit my sac, I don't know if he got thru to the nut
<CoLd_BlooDed> kwabam <dawgcaio> ban ur mom <CoLd_BlooDed> chickaboom * dawgcaio is now known as dizzy[subnova] <CoLd_BlooDed> nnnnnnnneeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pow! * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-363045C3.walngs01.pa.comcast.net * dizzy[subnova] was kicked by Lopez (nick flood) <SC_DNO> cha cha cha chia! <Hawk7886> nice <CoLd_BlooDed> rofl <CoLd_BlooDed> see? <SC_DNO> LMAO! <CoLd_BlooDed> it works
<Eric> .... stfu <Eric> dont talk to him <Eric> we must get him off <Eric> ... off the channel
<Silvergrunt> in soviet russia, armaroq says duh at us <Eric> in soviet russia, theyd all hang you retards for making these stupid jokes *** amaroq has kicked Silvergrunt from #hbo [in soviet russia, you kick me!]
<Littlebigman> its really lightnering <Littlebigman> ACK <MC_vince> cya lbm <Eric> ok <Eric> later * Littlebigman has quit IRC (omgomgogmogmogm-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT) <Eric> JESUS CHRIST <Eric> finally <Eric> thought he'd never leave
<KORHAL> i'll ask him if he can bring you back <HipboyScott> how you going to ask a bot to bring me back? <KORHAL> ... <KORHAL> Lopez is a BOT?! <HipboyScott> ... <HipboyScott> why do you think he's called Lopez? <KORHAL> i just thought it was a person who liked Halo to much
* P_71W looks around * P_71W sees LBM * P_71W has quit IRC (HBO: Still running for Governor of California!)
<KP> hey louis, did you get my pms by any chance <LouisWu> you have pms, kp? <LouisWu> I thought you were male? <amaroq> pms is contagious?
<nof> DId you guys see my response to K-Twizzy <nof> ? <KP> nope <KP> link <nof> carnage.bungie.org
<BOLL> When Halo2 ships, and I have inserted it into my xbox, I'll remove the eject button.
<Konrad> Haven't gotten around to kicking KP <Konrad> But I'm getting there * Konrad was kicked by KP (but until then...)
<+Promodo> Well, that's comforting to know about your X-Box. <+Promodo> CAUTION: Visible and invisible laser radiation while open. Do not stare into the beam or view directly with optical instruments, and avoid excess exposure <+Promodo> On that yellow sticker on top of the x-box. <@haveblue> that's not as much fun as the warning in the manual that if it falls down it could seriously injure small children <@haveblue> lolhueg
<Revan> cold has underlying psycological problembs <CoLd_BlooDed> that's okay <CoLd_BlooDed> psychological... no <CoLd_BlooDed> mental... no <CoLd_BlooDed> physical... no <CoLd_BlooDed> psychological... yes <CoLd_BlooDed> oh, wait
* retsamolah pokes Lopez * retsamolah was kicked by Lopez (No Poking, Dammit.)
<PfhorSlayer> Warning: IRC impedes your ability to reproduce.
<KP> i'm gonna go <KP> but i'm not going down alon <KP> i'm taking someone with me * Konrad was kicked by KP (KP) * KP (~kpaul@homelan-15A93C65.adsl.snet.net) Quit (Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.)
<LouisWu> konrad - that really never gets old. amazing. <Konrad> Unlike you, Wu * Konrad was kicked by LouisWu (LouisWu)
<kingphreak> If I say rofl 4 times, and then eric says it.. he'll get kicked <Littlebigman> do it kingphreak <kingphreak> rofl <kingphreak> rofl <kingphreak> rofl * kingphreak was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time ) <Eric|GoPistons> rotfl
<Tophat> have ya'll seen in the inside of the g5? <haveblue> and it's easier to sleep with them <haveblue> ...with them in the room
<Eric|MPO> i got the greatest card for my dad <Eric|MPO> Front cover: "Happy fathers day, dad! You made me what I am today!" Inside: "My God! How can you sleep at night!?"
* Geary hopes the general mood had brightened <Littlebigman> it has geary <Geary> yayz <Littlebigman> now its time for our orgy <Littlebigman> of seckz <Geary> ... <Littlebigman> and love * Geary has quit IRC
--- SC_DNO is now known as four <SC_CJ> stfu dno --- four is now known as SC_DNO <SC_DNO> stfu CJ <SC_CJ> DNO change back <SC_DNO> hmm?? <SC_CJ> change to three rather <SC_CJ> i wanna be four --- SC_DNO is now known as three --- Lopez sets ban on *!*@homelan-1D7FB343.direcpc.com <-- Lopez has kicked three from #hbo (nick flood)
<narcogen> I see that you're insecure about having insecurities.
<goatrope> bad: parents have declared "No computer/games/internet until finals are over" <goatrope> and hence why i've got an english essay open at the moment <goatrope> a quick jab of the alt+tab key and the auto-hide feature of the start bar saves me. <Hawk7886> command+m mb <goatrope> i've got mouse5 bound to that : ) <goatrope> but it's kinda suspicious when every time they walk into the room, i'm just staring at my desktop
* goaty|webersiting warezes kazaa
--> Littlebigman (Littlebigm@homelan-2832E315.umrion01.pa.comcast.net) has joined #hbo --- ChanServ gives voice to Littlebigman <Littlebigman> Im so happy <SC_CJ|Fooooood> we don't care
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<vector40> Hey, are people from there called New Zealots?
<Bageldog> slow <Bageldog> slow <Bageldog> slow <Bageldog> suck it lopex * Bageldog was kicked by Warbow (stop repeating)
<Littlebigman> is the hotline back up? <Littlebigman> hello, anybody? <William> LBM, if you can't connect, IT'S NOT UP. <William> Is that simple enough? <Littlebigman> Yah, well I didnt even do anything for it yet <Littlebigman> The link says could not be found <William> See above. <Littlebigman> and im not sure if its up to date or not so if you wouldnt mind, stop yelling at me! <William> See above. <Littlebigman> "\No resource associated with "hotline" could be located in the Library" <William> See above. <Littlebigman> stfu William <William> ....see above? <Littlebigman> whats the hotline like anyway? <TobyDillman> Hot <narcogen> and linear <TobyDillman> Linearly warm, as it were <Littlebigman> whats the hotline like <TobyDillman> LBM: See above * William high-fives Toby.
* Joins: Tyler_Durdan (~Red_eagle@homelan-1D7FB343.direcpc.com) <SC_DNO> well i would be tyler durdan <Eric> I've been looking for you, Tyler.... <SC_DNO> you know, fight club? <Eric> YOU DO NOT SPEAK OF FIGHT CLUB <SC_DNO> what? <SC_DNO> you dont like...FIGHT CLUB! <Eric> STFU ABOUT FIGHT CLUB <Eric> RULE 1: DO NOT SPEAK OF FUCK CLIB <Eric> ... <Eric> and on that typo, I'm going to leave
<Littlebigman> ugh I hate SCPT * TobyDillman (~MeanPeopl@homelan-3132F78.client.comcast.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v TobyDillman <Littlebigman> Im so bad at it <TobyDillman> Sex? <Eric> lol <Littlebigman> no toby <TobyDillman> You sure? <Eric> that too, toby <Littlebigman> Wait eric, was i playing with you or devin? <Littlebigman> i didnt see <TobyDillman> Was it dark?
<Boxer[Subnova]> I don't want to goto work tonight <PfhorSlayer> So stay home. <PfhorSlayer> Feign death <PfhorSlayer> "Sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I'm dead."
<nof> Hmmmm... Konrads name is still purple. <nof> Did you voice me KP? <kingphreak> did somebody hear nof? <KP> nope <kingphreak> I swear I did.
<Konrad> I think I've experienced something along these lines <Konrad> http://bash.org/?268981">http://bash.org/?268981 <KP> well we know it's not about sex * KP clicks
<vector40> Paraphrasing should really be the act of dropping small groups of words behind enemy lines...
<two> wait a second <two> vector made a joke that was funny? <two> who the hell are you and how did you steal vector's nick <vector40> Everybody here laughs at my jokes. <vector40> It's great. <vector40> Why do you think I hang out here.
<vector40> Your grandmother is busy, though. <Lucifer7> with who <Eric> ME <Eric> LOLZLOLZ <Lucifer7> EW * Eric sleeps now <P_40E> have fun sleeping with that image in your head <Eric> ... <Eric> goddamni <Lucifer7> yeah <Lucifer7> picture a grandmother <Lucifer7> all nice and old <Lucifer7> alllll over you <amaroq> yeah, seriously, my grandmother's gotta be 90 years old <vector40> I love how I implied nothing at all untoward, yet sowed the seeds of unrest.
<Cullen> my friend is a dumbass... he thinks the white triangle things on the BG bases are grunts... <Cullen> and the back of the pistol is the jackals head <Cullen> I keep telling him that there's a resemblance there, but it wasn't on purpose <Cullen> and he says that I'm just getting pissed off that he found something that I didn't <SC_CJ|AFK> ... <Cullen> how do you "find" something that's in plain view? <SC_CJ|AFK> tell him he's the stupidest person since cullen <Cullen> it was never hidden in the first place! <SC_CJ|AFK> i mean since..k-twizzy
<Konrad> I think my house would explode if I had more than 10 or 15 xbox's running in close proximity <haveblue> yeah that's because any building would explode if you tried to shove 15 xboxes in it <haveblue> lolhueg
<shunji> Kamikaze instructor to students: "Pay attention, 'cause I'm only going to show you this once."
<-- DeimosFawkes (~3of9@78473B4.DCA86A6.790E208E.IP) has left #HBO (I don't feel like talking to you anymore.) <Eric> yeah, well, fuck you
<LittleSkinnyMan> whenever im on XBL and i tell someone about halo <LittleSkinnyMan> they say know any good sites <LittleSkinnyMan> and i go yah, halo.bungie.org <LouisWu> I hope you say 'r.net' <LouisWu> oh. silly you.
<Verdafolio> if we make soem KP knee jokes we can get in for sure <CoLd_BlooDed> oh yes <CoLd_BlooDed> KP's knee is so bad... * CoLd_BlooDed gives up and makes fun of Verda instead. <CoLd_BlooDed> Verda's knee is so bad...
* Warbow opens the wallet, finds no cash and hands it to the crack dealer staggering by. <nof> omg my credit cardz!! * Konrad buys new processor using nof's credit card <nof> Konrad is a crack dealer? <P_40E> omg... Konrad's a crack dealer? :o <mercury> konrad's a crack dealer?
* KP wears spandex and hides NOTHING <P_40E> D: D: D: <KP> that's the typical reaction
<-- KP has quit (Ping timeout) * Eric high fives Ping <KORHAL> lol <Eric> one down, six to go * KORHAL counts on fingers <KORHAL> hes right! <Eric> damn stright im right <KORHAL> stright? hehe <KORHAL> eric made a booboo <Eric> DAMN STRAIGHT <KORHAL> :P <Eric> DAMN STRAIGHT I SAID STRIGHT! I MEANT IT TOO!
<haveblue> what do you need louis for? <KORHAL> how sex mb? <Konrad> hot sex mb? <Konrad> wtf <KORHAL> indeed
Littlebigman has been punched/kicked/bitten by 14.366412 grunts/elites/women during his lifetime <KORHAL> * Littlebigman has been punched/kicked/bitten by 14.366412 grunts/elites/women during sex
* Lopez sets mode: -b *!*@homelan-2008a754.vf.shawcable.net <kingphreak> and in about 45 seconds, lopez will do it again <kingphreak> :D <kingphreak> just watch * Lopez sets mode: -b *!*@homelan-2729d82e.ipt.aol.com
<nof> -1 point from kingphread for saying that he won every though I didn't get to play <kingphreak> :( * kingphreak gives nof complementary blankie <Boxer[Subnova]> 3 points for nof for throwing grammer to the wind <kingphreak> -1 from boxer for mispelling grammar
<kingphreak> How much can you bench? lol <SC_DNO> 20...30 * SC_DNO coughs <SC_DNO> grams * SC_DNO coughs
<William> Someone say "WIND!," damnit. We're summoning Captain_Planet. <kingphreak> FIRE <William> king, it's WIND. <Uriel> CRACK! <William> Say WIND. <kingphreak> Oh. <kingphreak> MAPLE SYRUP <kingphreak> err. <kingphreak> WINDO <William> Say WIND. <William> There. <William> Someone say FIRE now., <William> .* <XLNC> to the WINDO......to the WALLL <William> XL, say "FIRE!" <XLNC> SHISKA! <William> NOEZ! FIRE! <XLNC> same thing <William> NOEZ! SAY FIRE! <William> Bluestone, say FIRE. <Bluestone> Huh? <William> Just say it. v.v <Warbow> FIRE <Bluestone> Em <Bluestone> Ok <Bluestone> FIRE!!!!! <William> Okay, Bluestone, say "HEART!" <William> No, say HEART now. <haveblue> PANTS <Bluestone> HEART <William> Someone say WATER and we're home free! <Bluestone> ..... <William> haveblue, say WAER. <William> WATER* <haveblue> I already said an element <William> You did? <Bluestone> FIRE ain't an element <William> Are you sure? <William> Just say it. <Bluestone> LITHIUM! <William> I don't think you have. v.v <Bluestone> OXYGEN! <William> WATER, someone. <William> XLNC, yell "WATER!" <kingphreak> OPIUM <haveblue> so far we have earth, fire, crack, maple syrup, wind, shiska, fire again, pants, heart, lithium, oxygen, and opium <haveblue> what captain does that make? <Bluestone> CAKE! <William> haveblue, damn't, just say "WATER!" <RossMills> MANA! <haveblue> no <Bluestone> lol <haveblue> because captain planet sucks <RossMills> BREAK WIND William (~texas_wil@homelan-D5E7524.ipt.aol.com) is now known as William|NOEZ <RossMills> PASS WATER <William|NOEZ> WATER KPizzle (~kpaul@homelan-D64F9A1.adsl.snet.net) is now known as Captain_Planet <Captain_Planet> Through your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! <William|NOEZ> lmao William|NOEZ (~texas_wil@homelan-D5E7524.ipt.aol.com) is now known as William <haveblue> more like captain #HBO <haveblue> look at what we used to make you <William> He's going to be so pissed when he comes back. XD <William> * Captain_Planet is now known as KP <William> * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-5D563D7.adsl.snet.net <William> * KP was kicked by Lopez (nick flood)
<dogchow33> I vote to ban KP from #HBO <dogchow33> anyone with me? * KP sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-333DFD93.bowie01.md.comcast.net <dogchow33> thanks <KP> i vote to ban dogchow33 <kingphreak> lol <KP> my vote counts twice <KP> i win
<KP> hello lone female in the room whom i feel obligated to greet in hopes of physical contact
* Littlebigman is gonna hold off on t2h sex <kingphreak> :/ <kingphreak> thank god. <Eric> yeah <Eric> we dont need lbm jrs running around
<kingphreak> iBox? <kingphreak> xPod?
* MC_vince makes a joke about KP, so he is garenteed to get on P's quote page
* Eric is listening to (M)(A) Two young girls slurp (1) (FREEPORN FREE PORN) <Eric> .... <Eric> NO IM NOT
<SC_DNO> i have a sign on my gate that says "PRIVATE PROPORTY! Any and all tresppassors will be violated"
<goatrope> Eric, you live in michigan right? <Eric> yep <goatrope> hmm <Eric> ? <goatrope> long shot..but you might live near my cousin <Eric> oh? <Eric> What city? <goatrope> marquette <Eric> ... <goatrope> ah, there it is <goatrope> 4 Grove Hill Ct. <goatrope> Marquette, MI 49855 <Eric> stfu <goatrope> close? <Eric> ... <Eric> HOLY SHIT <Eric> I LIVED AT 2 GROVE HILL CORT <goatrope> WHA? <William> o.O <Eric> is his name Andrew by any chance? <goatrope> ..no <Eric> whats his name? <Eric> age? school? <goatrope> his name is LOLHAXED <Eric> ... <Eric> dick head
* nof is away * MC_vince imagines nof flying off like superman
<nof> don't you have a daughter to raise or something? <Gil27> who <nof> you <Gil27> ... <Gil27> im 15 <Gil27> no <KP> well get to it <KP> slacker
<KP> a/s/l narc? <narcogen> 32, yes, wherever
<KP> 30 helens agree, i should play some HCE <nof> KP go play, kill and be free, for you won't find a server with me <nof> I lost my key, silly me, now I'm stuck with XBC <narcogen> oh my lord, how can it be, that now they rhyme on I R C <nof> stfu Narc, don't be rude, I'm am just trying to be funny d00d * nof is happy he used stfu in a poem
<KP> holy fucking graphic card issues batman! <narcogen> That's what you get for buying a graphics card from a guy in tights, KP
<goatrope> * Michael_M is now known as Mike|PlanetHL <goatrope> * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-3B07ECC.dialup.clear.net.nz <goatrope> * Mike|PlanetHL was kicked by Lopez (nick flood) <goatrope> ding ding ding ding ding <William> * Captain_Planet is now known as KP <William> * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-5D563D7.adsl.snet.net <William> * KP was kicked by Lopez (nick flood) <KP> oh yah... that was funny... <William> ding ding ding ding ding * William was kicked by KP (KP) * William (~texas_wil@homelan-2CB10796.ipt.aol.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v William * William was kicked by KP (KP) * William (~texas_wil@homelan-2CB10796.ipt.aol.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v William * William was kicked by KP (KP) <goatrope> heh * William (~texas_wil@homelan-2CB10796.ipt.aol.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v William * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-2CB10796.ipt.aol.com * William was kicked by Lopez (banned: join flood) <KP> ding ding ding ding
<Hawk7886> hit the button <MereCatfish> no <Hawk7886> yes <Hawk7886> mere <Hawk7886> touch it <MereCatfish> no hawk <MereCatfish> hmnn <Hawk7886> TOUCH! * MereCatfish touches the button *** Signoff: Hawk7886 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by MereCatfish))) <MereCatfish> cool
* Konrad goes to play BF1942 to kill people on the other team, which is just as good
<LBM|XBC|AFK> why cant i connect to someone?! <FrensaGeran> because you always put up a barrier to hide from people <FrensaGeran> you need to let go.
<nof> Google does not actively spy on my activities with gmail, they don't data mine me, and if they did good, I'm tired of seeing ads and solicitations that I don't have any interest in. <FrensaGeran> but don't you WANT to enlarge your penis?
<Konrad> I seriously spent 20 minutes in Staples looking for staples <Konrad> I checked every row twice <Konrad> I went to the cashier, asked <Konrad> THEY WERE OUT <Konrad> how the fuck do you run out of staples when your store is named Staples
<FrensaGeran> well 343 doesn't have a schlong either <FrensaGeran> so shut it <Konrad> 343GS has loads of RAM <Konrad> therefore he has a huge virtual dick <Konrad> according to XLNC
<SC_CJ> Eric, programmers law. Never code when drunk, in pain, or just after you've been shot. Or you may end up like Pfhor <Nick> SC_CJ, psychotic, detatched, and insane?
<FrensaGeran> god I'm an ass. <FrensaGeran> I'm sorry to everyone I've insulted. <FrensaGeran> You're all a bunch of donkey raping shit eaters. <FrensaGeran> gah!
<FrensaGeran> "*ring ring* Hello?" (Hey Toby, it's your computer. Just wanted to tell ya your crotch is smaller than my ram stick. Bye) <TobyDillman> Whoa, creepy. That's what happened last week <TobyDillman> Like, exactly <TobyDillman> And my comp's only got 256 meg...
* Tactic cries * Tactic slips on the tears and falls out of the channel * Tactic (~Your@homelan-40A58A6.satx.rr.com) has left #HBO
<amaroq> In Soviet Russia, the bad joke overuses YOU!
<Captain_Planet> i am shocked and appauled <MikeMan445> apparently you're not Captain Spelling <MikeMan445> ;) <Captain_Planet> you're not captain heterosexuality either, are you
<Speedy357> god i hate my girlfriend's little brother. <Speedy357> just talking to her on msn, and all of a sudden, random messages start coming up on my screen <Speedy357> and since she's a fairly random person, it takes me about 3 minutes to realize it's not her. <Speedy357> then at that time i realize i told a 13 year old boy that i love him. <Speedy357> and proceed to threaten to castrate him
<William> XL, say "FIRE!" <XLNC> SHISKA! <William> NOEZ! FIRE! <XLNC> same thing
<Konrad> Sarge goes "who wants a piece of me!" and then the grenades strapped to his leg blows up <Konrad> Like KP, except black <Konrad> And cool
<Konrad|Category_3> KP? <KP> what <Konrad|Category_3> oh nothing, just making sure you lose focus on whatever you were doing <KP> joke's on you * Konrad|Category_3 (Konrad@homelan-27A887EC.client.comcast.net) Quit (or is it?) <KP> yes, it is
<SnipersLaww> ôżô <SnipersLaww> but i dont wanna be on top <SnipersLaww> i cant relax that way
<XLNC|Werk> we all took the uncool oath the minute we joined #hbo <Gil27> lol <P_40E> X has it :) <Stefander> =) <Warbow> hell, i took it years before I found HBO
<nof> pizza is here! <nof> brb <nof> time for eating <P_40E> send some to me <Konrad> I'm closer <KP> -c <Konrad> i'm loser ? <KP> +a <Konrad> -_-
<Stuntmutt> Let me see... <Stuntmutt> I intend to make a short trip to a place that provides sustenance for recompense. <Stuntmutt> I shall prevail upon them to prepare a sandwich, the constituent parts of which shall be a fried egg and rashers of bacon. <MikeMan445> At that place, you will provide the wherewithall for a transaction of funds in exchange for a meat and poultry product? <MikeMan445> I see. <Stuntmutt> aye.
* Hawk7886 sets mode: +f You
* KP (~kpaul@homelan-10DB59EF.adsl.snet.net) has left #HBO (eric) * KP (~kpaul@homelan-10DB59EF.adsl.snet.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +h KP <Konrad> wtf <Konrad> liez <Konrad> KP can not hop
<Michael_M> I just thought a good idea for a good Weird Al Yankovic takeoff: <Michael_M> "KP's mom has got it goin' on..."
* Michael_M should keep his mouth shut about KP's mom from now on. <Michael_M> Sorry Mr. Paul... er, I mean... Mrs. Paul...
<Littlebigman> at least P_40E, and eric still love me * Eric|HM chokes on food * Littlebigman preforms himlic <Littlebigman> hmylic* * Eric|HM licks LBM in the nuts <Eric|HM> OH GOD <Eric|HM> KICKS
<dogchow> HBO: Prolonged exposure to the internet may cause idiocy.
* Littlebigman is ALWAYS here * Littlebigman (Littlebigm@homelan-2832E315.umrion01.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by P_40E))) <P_40E> he's not here, now...
<MikeMan445> and both of us are Mike M <Michael_M> Oh dear! * MikeMan445 touches Michael M * MikeMan445 explodes the universe
<Tirion> OPFOR is a term that means Opposing Force <Tirion> its used everywhere to designate the enemy <KP> i am aware of this Tirion <KP> you are of no use here <Tirion> you are of less use <Tirion> stfu <KP> touche
* Lucifer7 turns into an old lady due to watching the antiques road show
* Konrad has joined #HBO * Chanserv sets mode: +v Konrad <Wraith> i used to do that, but the pillows were getting worn out... <Konrad> o_O
* KORHAL (KORHAL@homelan-C4DCAD9.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v KORHAL * Fajita (~ryda_@homelan-1771620F.sympatico.ca) Quit (...) <KORHAL> does he really hate me enough to leave like that? lol <RossMills> Yes * RossMills (~Little_oz@homelan-2D1DE6D0.lond.broadband.ntl.com) Quit <KORHAL> :o * P_71W (guest561@homelan-3377B229.nw-tel.com) Quit (Software caused connection abort) * goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (http://nzds.net/~goatrope">http://nzds.net/~goatrope) <KORHAL> ...
* goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v goatrope <goatrope> is KORHAL gone yet? <goatrope> uhoh * goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (http://nzds.net/~goatrope">http://nzds.net/~goatrope)
* KORHAL watches the tumbleweeds role through HBO irc while no one is here...and runs off chasing them
* KORHAL (KORHAL@homelan-C4DCAD9.mc.videotron.ca) Quit (is stupid and PROUD!) <Geary> I'm feeling less dumb already * Eric sets mode: +iq 547
<Eric> i wont be able to do it with IRC on... Meg, would you be so kind as to ban me for one (no more) hour? <whoknew> Incoming boot! <whoknew> Or not. <whoknew> I can never predict the boots. <whoknew> I bet one is coming for me now. <whoknew> Is it? <whoknew> Now it is. * You were kicked by Pallor[subnova] (Pallor[subnova])
<Magus> dr_saius: They carried daggers mostly to pierce the gaps between armor plates and chainmail, since a sword was often too unwieldy to make a precise stab. <Hawk7886> o.O <goatrope> gj whoever ripped that. <wave_rider> another moment of useless knowlege <Hawk7886> wave, stfu mb * wave_rider feels smarter
<whoknew> xlink is better in my opinion. <Gil27> :( <Gil27> i can't get xlink to work * Gil27 kicks router * whoknew pets router. * whoknew takes Gil27's router to a better home where it won't be abused.
<nof> Oasis sucks <KP> if by sucks you mean rocks, then i wholeheartedly agree <nof> yeah <nof> go ahead kick me <nof> I'm immune now * whoknew was kicked by Warbow (you asked for it) * whoknew (~wjjww@homelan-131957B5.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v whoknew <P_40E> lol <Fajita> rofl <whoknew> Huh? <Fajita> wrong one <Gil27> lol <Warbow> crap... <nof> hehahahaheheheahheehehae rofl <Fajita> hahahaha <whoknew> Not cool warbow. <whoknew> Not cool. <KP> you missed <Warbow> that was for nof <Fajita> well, i guess he *is* immune
<nof> I am required by law to tell you that I am a registered sexaholic
<Tactic> w00t. Guess what I jyst got? <amaroq> syphilis?
<Verdafolio> join us * P_40E has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v P_40E <Verdafolio> ha <Verdafolio> it worked more morons have joined the cause <Fajita> omgp
<KORHAL> all this sexing it making people leave <Verdafolio> hmm <Verdafolio> ok * Verdafolio pukes on KORHAL * KORHAL eats the puke <KORHAL> o_O <Verdafolio> omg <Verdafolio> rofl <Verdafolio> wtf <KORHAL> why the hell did i just say that? <Verdafolio> your a moron? <KORHAL> probably
<CoLd_BlooDed> why is everyone over the line? <CoLd_BlooDed> hmm.. <CoLd_BlooDed> oh, crap
<P_40E> this is LBM and P_40E <Dr_at_Home> lol <Fajita|photoshopping> wait <Fajita|photoshopping> huh? <MC_vince> that sounds controversial P <Dr_at_Home> yeah :-/ * KORHAL wonders why LBM and P_40E are together <P_40E> he's at my house <P_40E> I'm sexing him right now <P_40E> yup he is <Dr_at_Home> i don't wonder that... <Dr_at_Home> lol <KORHAL> O_o <Dr_at_Home> omg fagmuffs :-o
<KORHAL> i dont know what im doing right now so if i go offline then you know i fucked up <P_40E> lol <P_40E> don't come back <Eric> no offense korhy. <KORHAL> hehe <Eric> unless you can mute your speakers <KORHAL> korhy sounds like honry :P <Littlebigman> lol <Eric> yes, honry. <Eric> I'm so honry. <Eric> VERY HONRY <Eric> SOMEONE MAKE HOT HONRY TO ME NOW! * KORHAL makes HOT HONRY to Eric now * Hawk7886 throws horny at Eric * Littlebigman helps <KORHAL> THREE SOME!
* KORHAL eats lbm <LouisWu> no, hte update. <Konrad> Oh <Konrad> I was asking <Littlebigman> lol * Littlebigman eats KORHAL's insides <LouisWu> RvB I grabbed several hours ago. <Littlebigman> yumm <Littlebigman> korhally * KORHAL dies with lbm inside <Konrad> Holy crap... that 3D screenshot is... wow... <KORHAL> lmao korhally! * Littlebigman burst out like Aliens <KORHAL> o_O <Littlebigman> err like teh Alien* * KORHAL runs around with his insides flailing about
<Hawk|Flying> my kitten's being an asshole <Hawk|Flying> I just fed you a little while ago! <Hawk|Flying> STOP BEGGING! * Littlebigman pets Hawks kitten * Littlebigman steals hawks kitten * Hawk|Flying doesn't notice the kitten's gone * Littlebigman pets kitten * Tactic eats kitten <KORHAL> whats with the kitten? <Tactic> I ate it <KORHAL> :o <MikeMan445> What a weird boy he is. <Tactic> =P <KORHAL> lol * Littlebigman sexes kitten <Hawk|Flying> he's crazy, really <Hawk|Flying> OMGWTF <Tactic> ...you sexed teh kitten...while it's in my stomach? <Littlebigman> yes <Hawk|Flying> MY KITTEN! <Tactic> O_o * Littlebigman gives Tactic manbabies
* Tactic sexes Littlebigman through Shishka through Bluestone through CammonB through KORHAL through Mike through Lopez through TEH WU! * Wraith slams head on wall <Bluestone> Tactic has sexed all <Tactic> =P
<Crimson_Blade> I'm sitting here in a damn Darth Vader helmet talking on AIM and IRC <KP> kill yourself <KP> your seed must not be allowed to spread <Eric> and tell your sister to get an aborition, we cant let the virus spread <Crimson_Blade> I have no sister, she's my wife <Eric> crimson, your married <Eric> you have irc <Eric> and your wearing a darth vader helmet? <Crimson_Blade> YEah <Eric> who the fuck did you marry? <Crimson_Blade> I told you guys <Crimson_Blade> my sister
* retsmoalh is now known as retsmolah <Fajita> tada <retsmolah> FUCK I SPELLED IT WRONG AGAIN
<Eric> how do you spell fukc wrong? <Eric> ... <Eric> shit * Eric leaves
<Muskie> yay, M$ got 40 bucks off me :P <P_40E> who was the op who wanted to kick everyone who said "M$"? <P_40E> I hope it was haveblue... <goatrope> probably 3. <P_71W> haveblue <goatrope> possibly shishka. <MrFluffy> prolly Shish * Muskie was kicked by haveblue (sounds like a good idea though)
* kopd spontaneously does nothing.
<vector40> ... what the hell. <vector40> YOU CAN'T MOVE SHADES <vector40> GOATROPE IS A WITCH <goatrope> :D
<Hawk7886> can you explain what you do to make it move, instead of how it works? <vector40> The less Zen response is to turn smoothly but hard on a "fully dynamic" axis. <vector40> Meaning crossing all three planes. <Hawk7886> holy shit <Hawk7886> I think that broke the sound barrier when it went over my head
<goatrope> bahaha <goatrope> talking to my brother's girlfriend on msn <goatrope> --.allie.--.everyone's fool.-- says: <goatrope> your brother is on his way home <goatrope> goatrope says: <goatrope> guess i better put some pants on
* Fajita points to question <Fajita> does no one know? <Fajita> what good are you people anyway <Hawk7886> we're here to amuse, not to help <Verdafolio> im a doorstop <Hawk7886> see? <Fajita> damn you all
<RossMills> n00b, now fold to your hearts content! * Tactic fold Ross <Tactic> folds* <mr_n00b> Oh man, this is so useful * Hawk7886 folds his kitten <Hawk7886> easy to pack <Tactic> O_o
<Michael_M> How to find info on Shiska: 1) Go into Google and type the keywords "KP" and "Hobble". 2) Done. <Eric> lol <KP> lol
<KP> http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive9.pl?read=259994">http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive9.pl?read=259994 <Michael_M> WTF!? PALLOR'S A CHICK!? HOLY SHIT!
* Devin (Hey@homelan-12BBDE6.northwestel.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <goatrope> connection reset by eskimoes :D
* MikeMan445 runs off into the night * MikeMan445 hits his head on the night
<MikeMan445> Where's furhman when you need him <MC_vince> look in your mom's bedroom <MikeMan445> OH SNAP * MikeMan445 looks <MikeMan445> damn <MikeMan445> he was actually there
<Wraith> mmm <Wraith> time for sleep * Wraith (~cold_fusi@homelan-1E46BD33.lwrnce01.in.comcast.net) Quit (and by sleep, i mean fap fap) <Chris> Well, atleast he's honest
<Silvergrunt> I would wilingly trade any girl on earth for halo 2. <Silvergrunt> tis true. <Silvergrunt> I'm halosexual
<Devin> I don't event think there is a gun in whitehorse here... <goatrope> of course there is <goatrope> for huntin polar bears :D
<vector40> Nobody "makes" Unix. <vector40> It's an idea. <vector40> Like love. <vector40> You don't make... oh.
* Hawk7886 throws a rock over the ocean and through goat's window, hitting him in the head and killing him instantly <goatrope> no windows in my house <Hawk7886> wtf goat? <P|quotes> wtf <Hawk7886> underground? <P|quotes> no windows? <goatrope> ONLY LINUX LOL
<vector40> ooh sex * vector40 (~lightning@homelan-9AD0BA6.client.comcast.net) Quit (Client exited)
<Tactic> Ban list, eh? * Tactic (~Your@homelan-40A58A6.satx.rr.com) has left #HBO * Tactic (~Your@homelan-40A58A6.satx.rr.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v Tactic <Tactic> HA! <Tactic> =P <Hawk7886> o..O * KP sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-40A58A6.satx.rr.com <Tactic> NOEZ <KP> try again <KP> please
* Shishka pokes his head in <P_40E> no Shishka <P_40E> you'll regret it * Tactic kicks Shishka's head <P_40E> :( * goatrope pulls Shishka all the way in * goatrope closes door * Tactic ties Shishka to a chair * Tactic was kicked by Shishka (* Shishka kicks Tactic. Not in the head, or anything. He just kicks him.)
* Fajita|f00d is now known as Fajita <Shishka> Fajita was eating food. <Shishka> Wait. Fajita's ARE food. <Shishka> OMG <Shishka> CANNIBAL OMG
* Gil27 (~Gil27@homelan-241B6AD0.vnnyca.adelphia.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) * snowy_duck (~snowy_duc@homelan-1695CDEA.ona.wi.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout) * TURBO (~turbo_lea@homelan-CFE310.om.om.cox.net) Quit <P_40E> wow <mr_n00b> oww <goatface|trIX> Triple Quit! * goatface|trIX (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quitacular!)
* Konrad (Konrad@homelan-27A887EC.client.comcast.net) Quit <KP> gei factor just went down 91%
* SC_CJ|Dinner kicks KORHAL in the Fajita <Fajita> oi <Fajita> NOT a body part
* SC_CJ|Dinner kicks KORHAL in the Fajita..times 10 <thehomeland> hmm <Fajita> .... <KORHAL> :o * Fajita (~ryda_@homelan-4B93ABD.sympatico.ca) Quit <thehomeland> Xo
<P_40E> I'm gonna play Halo with my new graphics card and amaze you all with it's graphics omg :O <Konrad> P <Verdafolio> lol <Konrad> No you're not <P_40E> hehehe... <Konrad> You're going to play it with your Geforce 2 MX <P_40E> I wonder if it can even play it :P <Konrad> and you're going to 4 fps at 400x300x8 with 16 colors <Verdafolio> lol <Verdafolio> that would be funny <P_40E> lol <Konrad> A grunt will be your worst nightmare <Konrad> Keyes will look like KP <Konrad> but with two legs <Konrad> If 343GS approaches you, you will mistake him for the Death Star <Konrad> Longsword fighters look like Flying Wings from WWII <Konrad> And Cortana looks like an older Jenna Jameson
<GruntyThrst> Shishka, Hawk said you tried to ban me last night but got my name wero <Shishka> Oh, did I? * Shishka sets mode: +b GruntyThrst!*@* <GruntyThrst> o shit * GruntyThrst was kicked by Shishka (That look about right?)
<XLNC> but more ram makes ur virtual dick bigger...
* mr_n00b (~mr_n00b@homelan-2FAD708F.shlb1201.mi.comcast.net) Quit (I'll catch you on the flip side) * goatrope flips * goatrope falls <goatrope> thought he'd catch me >:(
* LouisWu was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time) <noffie-poos> rofl * LouisWu (~errera@homelan-202A02E1.smallbits.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +oq LouisWu LouisWu <|3of9|> LOL! <KP> rofl <thehomeland> heh <LouisWu> fuck you, Lopez.
* P_40E throws rock into UK and hopes it hits him * MC_vince (~mcvince55@homelan-11E8DD91.freedom2surf.net) Quit <P_40E> rofl * MC_vince (~mcvince55@homelan-11E8DD91.freedom2surf.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v MC_vince * haveblue hears loud "oi!" echoing over the atlantic <MC_vince> damn you P, stuffed my connection up <MC_vince> ;) <P_40E> I guess it hit him... <P_40E> good! * P_40E throws another <MC_vince> AAGGHH, MY BALLS! <MC_vince> damn you P :(
<vector40> sooo <vector40> Anyone for Halo? <Verdafolio> not me <vector40> HAHA JUST KIDDING <vector40> IT'S JUST #HBO, THE NON-HALO PLAYING CHANNEL
<Eric> or bans me for sixx hours for something konrad did along with me, while konrad gets not even a slap on the wrist <MC_vince> talk to Wu if you feel so strongly then * Eric was kicked by Lopez (no lying) * Eric (Eric@homelan-2CBE23EA.up.mi.chartermi.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v Eric <Eric> WTF <XLNC> WTF <P_40E> roflmao <MorningStar> hah <MikeMan445> LMAO <Eric> see? discriminating against me
* MC_vince spits sticky white stuff <Konrad> o_O <Konrad> KP <MC_vince> damn mayonaise <Konrad> I may have crossed the line <Konrad> but Vince just flew over it in a fucking F-22
<Tactic> I envy your theme, KP... <KP> i envy your knee, Tactic...
<Konrad> right now my greatest fear in life is coming home late one night, walking in, and seeing KP walk out
* KP|Sleep is now known as KP <KP> meh <Zeta> no sleep? <KP> no, i'm sleep chatting <KP> ass
* Zeta is board <KP> board? <Zeta> ... * Zeta is also tires so stfu <KP> bored, maybe? <P_40E> tires? <Zeta> stuf <Zeta> ag <Zeta> stfu <P_40E> stuf? <P_40E> :P:P
<goatrope> KP <goatrope> send your xbox to me <goatrope> i'll fix it <goatrope> i swear <KP> lol, i don't think so <Zeta> he'll sell it on Ebay <goatrope> dang. <goatrope> wtf Zeta? <goatrope> i'd keep it. <goatrope> i mean.
<goatrope> KP connection reset by peer <goatrope> here it comes <Zeta> ... * KP (~kpaul@homelan-15A0554.adsl.snet.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<XLNC> Konrad is in serious danger of being kicked <Konrad> I concur, X <XLNC> KP, will you do the honors? <Konrad> Fuck... <XLNC> 3... <XLNC> 2.... <XLNC> 1....... * Konrad cowers, closes eyes * XLNC was kicked by KP (KP)
<Konrad> uh oh <Konrad> It's KP <Konrad> run <Konrad> actually <Konrad> walk <Konrad> he can't keep up
<XLNC|work> never used xbc * Cullen runs off crying, and hugs his Xbox <XLNC|work> one of the few, here. <Eric> i used to use it all the time <KP> i've only used it at miguel's house <KP> that also goes for gay sex
<Konrad> *Playing Halo* La la la la... oh look! Ghost! *shoots ghost with FRG* die! *screen freezes* what? <Konrad> *Restarts PC, goes into game again, plays for 10 seconds, screen freezes* <Konrad> "gr" <Geary> *You have been banned from this server for using the FRG* <Geary> "omgf00kj00!! <Konrad> *checks inside of PC, northbridge fan is not spinning* <Konrad> IS THERE NO GOD!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! <Geary> No <Geary> there is <Geary> he just hates you <Konrad> indeed
* MereCatfish is NOT <Sadistic> Save you some trouble <Sadistic> http://www.bungie.net/Games/Halo2/Gallery.aspx?Gallery=Screenshots&page=2">http://www.bungie.net/Games/Halo2/Gallery.aspx?Gallery=Screenshots&page=2 <Sadistic> Bottom right <Sparticus> you sure you dont mean bottom left? <Sadistic> Yes <Sadistic> The Bottom right PIC <Sparticus> oh yea <Sparticus> but anyways <Sadistic> The guy is on the bottom left <Sparticus> in the pic <Sparticus> the 2 guys behind him both had battle rifles <Sadistic> THAT is clearly a shotgun <Sparticus> i cant quite tell whats in the left hand of him though <Sparticus> dude <Sparticus> you can see the scope on it <Sparticus> its a battle rifle <Sadistic> CRACKHEAD <Sadistic> THAT IS A SHOTGUN <MereCatfish> lol <Sparticus> the guy on the left, in his right hand, is battle rifle <Sadistic> http://www.bungie.net/images/Games/Halo2/screenshots/sm_h2_mp_03.jpg">http://www.bungie.net/images/Games/Halo2/screenshots/sm_h2_mp_03.jpg <Sadistic> Merecatfish, TELL him that's a shotgun <Sadistic> In the bottom left of the pic <MereCatfish> IT IS AN ASSAULT RIFLE <MereCatfish> N00BS <Sparticus> lmfao
<Konrad> henceforth and therefore, William is dum <Konrad> dumb...
* Konrad is now known as Konrad|About_to_get_kicked * Konrad|About_to_get_kicked was kicked by KP (KP)
* goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v goatrope * goatrope has Corn Pops. <P_40E> I thought that said "porn" at first ;P <goatrope> oops. * oddworld (~oddworld1@homelan-15AF4E8A.arlngt01.va.comcast.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v oddworld * goatrope has Porn Cops. <oddworld> goddamn i hate bittorrent <P_40E> rofl <goatrope> woot for awkward sentences just as somebody joins.
<goatrope> bleh <goatrope> connection reset by mom * goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit
<dizzy[subnova]> it's not mine :p <dizzy[subnova]> i wish i had a cat that cute. <Zeta> you lied. <Zeta> you said it was. <mr_n00b> liez, all of them <KORHAL> cats rule <mr_n00b> we love the pussy <Zeta> O_o <KORHAL> yes...yes that kind of pussy <mr_n00b> ...cat <Zeta> heh
<P_40E> XLNC, stfu. <XLNC> make me * Added XLNC!*@* to ignore list
*** Moses (~cutthroat@homelan-2234D180.dyn.optonline.net) has joined the channel *** ChanServ has voiced Moses <Moses> heyyy <P_40E> hi <XLNC> hey Moses, where Jesus be?
* Littlebigman has bohamian rapsody stuck in head <MikeMan445> Bohamian rapsody? <Littlebigman> yah <Littlebigman> Queen <MikeMan445> I'm just a poor ham, from a poor hamily? <Littlebigman> boy <Littlebigman> not ham <MikeMan445> I know it's queen... <MikeMan445> ITS A JOKE <Littlebigman> oh ok <MikeMan445> IT'S SPELLED BOHEMIAN <Littlebigman> lol <MikeMan445> rofl <Littlebigman> oh i get it
<goatrope> I hvae a xobks * goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit <KP> nice <KP> another classic goatrope exit...
<amaroq> the weather guy on TV said, 'the rain will be in Greendale at 5:16', and i look out the window at 5:16 and it starts raining. it's weird how they can do that and still be off by 20 degrees on the high temperature for the day
* KP sets mode: -vvv amaroq BOLL c0ld * KP sets mode: -v msn_working <MikeMan445> roffle <amaroq> omg it's a IRC revolution <KP> that just bugs me, makes you a different color <MikeMan445> a COUP! <amaroq> kp has seized control of the capital <Konrad|Pre-ordering_LE> you mean it's KP's menstruation <KP> but yes, it's all part of my bloody coup <Konrad|Pre-ordering_LE> 'zing' * Konrad|Pre-ordering_LE was kicked by KP (pre-order this bitch)
* KP throws a rock at goatrope from 4000 miles away <BOLL> amazing strength... * goatrope stares at rock as if he was a deer caught in headlights <BOLL> and accuracy... * goatrope watches rock slow down to bullet time * goatrope sees rock blast through his cieling and smash his modem * goatrope Quit
<Konrad> I'm not as stupid as KP looks
<KP> crassworm: behind you <Crassworm> :O * Crassworm turns around <KP> there's something terribly interesting behind you and we're all looking at it <Crassworm> NOE WEI <Konrad> yeah, KP's ass <KP> true, konrad <Crassworm> rofl <Konrad> it envelopes 99% of the space in the universe <Konrad> ooooh wait, that was his collection of crutches <Konrad> my bad
<KP> just put queens of the stone age back on my playlist, damn good song <Konrad> Yeah, it's hilarioui <Konrad> hilarious... <KP> i thought you just made the plural of hilarious
* Konrad was kicked by KP (hillarioui, isn't it?)
* Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-10405200.dyn.optonline.net * Fuzzy was kicked by Lopez (multiple repeat floods) <Crassleep> lol. <P_40E> lol <Konrad> ROFL <Silvergrunt> lol <Konrad> what an idiot <Silvergrunt> lol <Silvergrunt> lol <Silvergrunt> lol <Silvergrunt> what an idiot * Silvergrunt was kicked by shunji (don't be like Fuzzy)
<LouisWu> can you ride a pony in halo 2? <LouisWu> and if not... why not?
* KP awakes <LouisWu> oh, look <LouisWu> there's our 'see, we can't be elitist, we let HIM in' guy
<Hawk7886> hey, P, how many cats you do you? <XLNC> you do you? <P_40E> you do you? <MikeMan445> How many cats do you? <KP> you do you? <Hawk7886> have <XLNC> lol <Hawk7886> thanks <Hawk7886> yeah <KP> lol * Hawk7886 walks away ashamed
<Hawk7886> ... <Hawk7886> Die. <MikeMan445> ... <MikeMan445> Live. <Stefander> t3h.
<P_40E> stef... I don't want to know what you do with your boyfriend... <Stefander> Me and him are very good friends.. <Stefander> I like to push his buttons. 8) <Stefander> And spank him when he won't work... * P_40E quickly changes subject <Stefander> And sometimes I check out his insides... * P_40E has quit IRC (Quit: Client quit) <Stefander> The only boyfriend I have is named "Stefan's computer"
<KP> then why is there no porn at http://www.porn.com">http://www.porn.com <KP> THAT'S disturbing <XLNC> omg <KP> AH <KP> PORN'S THERE NOW <KP> when the hell did that happen <Zeta> lol <XLNC> KP, kick yourself!! <KP> it seriously used to not have any porn there * KP sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-15A0554.adsl.snet.net <XLNC> lmao <Zeta> rofl <KP> if i disconnect <KP> .... <KP> i'm screwed
* Owm sexes sleep <Zeta> yeah, now im never sleeping again. <Owm> rolf <Zeta> not with your sexing all over it
<Zeta> how can you sex sleep? <Owm> not really sure <Gutupio> wet dream
<Wraith shoots Zeta with Magnum Pistol from First Strike <Zeta> AAAggg..*hurk blah* <Konrad> Zeta died!!! * Konrad raids Zeta's PC * Konrad is disgusted, walks away * Zeta is now known as ZetaDead * Wraith shoots WaLKa too, just cause he feels like it * Wraith hears announcer say "Double kill" * Konrad thwaps Wraith in the back * Konrad is now known as Announcer <Announcer> KILLING SPREE
* Konrad eats his Crunch bar, is left wanting more <Littlebigman> brush teeth, take poop, sleep, if poop was not completed, wake up, poop, fall back to sleep <Konrad> o_O * Konrad is no longer left wanting more
<CoLd_BlooDed> hey, Konrad, go slip into something more comfortable, like a coma...
* LouisWu1 (~errera@homelan-284CED3A.smallbits.com) has joined #HBO * LouisWu (~errera@homelan-202A02E1.smallbits.com) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by LouisWu1))) <KP> hmm * LouisWu1 is now known as LouisWu <Konrad> hm * LouisWu was kicked by KP (KP) <Konrad> lag out? <c0ld> :S <KP> HAHAHAHAHA <c0ld> [19:52:40] * LouisWu was kicked by KP (KP) <KP> ohhhhhh shit i'm in trouble <c0ld> save that :P <KP> lol * LouisWu (~errera@homelan-284CED3A.smallbits.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +oq LouisWu LouisWu <Konrad> rofl <LouisWu> what the fuck was that? <c0ld> heheh <c0ld> [19:52:40] * LouisWu was kicked by KP (KP) <Konrad> KP <KP> lol <c0ld> KP did it * KP hobbles away <LouisWu> asshat.
* Konrad farts on Littlebigman, melting him instantly
<Bluestone> Willy's Back! * CoLd_BlooDed is now known as Willy <Willy> no I'm not <Tactic> o_o * Willy leaves * Willy is now known as CoLd_BlooDed <CoLd_BlooDed> what an asshole
<MC_vince> Hey LBM <Littlebigman> the second after i ate, i crapped it all out <Littlebigman> i feel like MC_vince's face- crap <MC_vince> :( <Littlebigman> lol <MC_vince> you've never seen me Littlebigman, how daare you say what I look like. <Littlebigman> lol im just playing <Littlebigman> with my self <MC_vince> ah, well you did a good guess <P_40E> we know <MC_vince> ewww <Littlebigman> but seriously im kidding that you like like crap <Littlebigman> look* <Littlebigman> you actually look like shit <MC_vince> :D <Littlebigman> aki mushrooms <P_40E>> rofl <MC_vince> damn you :( <Littlebigman> heh * Littlebigman is so funny
* CoLd_BlooDed fires nuke * CoLd_BlooDed runs <Zeta> AHH * CoLd_BlooDed is too fat to run * Zeta gets into shelter * CoLd_BlooDed is vaporized in his own tactical nuclear explosion <CoLd_BlooDed> blech * wave_rider survives but losses his legs <CoLd_BlooDed> stupid pig legs <CoLd_BlooDed> I have hoofs <wave_rider> thats disturbing <CoLd_BlooDed> very <wave_rider> heh <wave_rider> porky <wave_rider> lol <wave_rider> all you need is a studder <CoLd_BlooDed> that's all I hear anymore <CoLd_BlooDed> "How's it going, porky." and "Hey, oinky, another lapdance!" I'm tired of it!
<CoLd_BlooDed> I want my money@ * wave_rider wins * CoLd_BlooDed gobbles up wave_rider * Zeta gives CoLd money <CoLd_BlooDed> :D * CoLd_BlooDed runs <Zeta> play money. <Zeta> stop staring at me.... * P_40E sexes the money <P_40E> still want it? * CoLd_BlooDed eats play money
<KP> fuckin coerce is terrible tonight <KP> has the fuckers that go around trying to tk and then when you kill them they go "omfg kp is tker get himz" <Raider> heh, yeah i hate those <KP> people like that make me wanna set a brush fire to the internet to get rid of all the stupid
<LouisWu> lol <LouisWu> banned from coerce
<KPizzle> stfu <P_40E> :( <KP> turn that frown upside down <P_40E> ): <Zeta> lol <KP> much better
<Wraith> oooo <Wraith> definitely Kristen Kreuk * Wraith (~cold_fusi@homelan-1E46BD33.lwrnce01.in.comcast.net) Quit (fap fap fap)
<William> Dude... that was your mom. <Magus> Oh, nice come back, William. <William> Oh, haha, suck my nut, Magus. <goatrope> :| <goatrope> your "nut"?
<Mini-Twizzi> <Mini-Twizzi> I want to turn HBO into a pr0n site. <Mini-Twizzi> <LouisWu> Me too. <Mini-Twizzi> of course <Mini-Twizzi> he wasnt talkin to me <P_40E> lol <Mini-Twizzi> But he said it at the right time. <Hawk7886> omg Grunts Gone Wild <Eric|HM4> omfg SHOW THEM FOOD NIPPLES
<KP> that jen taylor movie looks decentish <dizzy[subnova]> ... <dizzy[subnova]> looks ASSISH <dizzy[subnova]> it looks so stupid. <KORHAL> ? <KP> it IS funny to hear cortana talking things other than halo things <dizzy[subnova]> i wouldn't see it; <KP> neither would i <dizzy[subnova]> yeah <KORHAL> yeah <KP> but i don't want her to starve * KP signs petition <KORHAL> its one of those times where the face doesnt fit the voice <KP> only because you're used to a purple face <dizzy[subnova]> everytime she said something, i was like "CORTANA J00 C DED PPL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" <KP> her face fits her voice fine i think <Crassworm> hah <KP> ROFL diz
<Zeta> damn, what was it... <Zeta> I had something to say to you Stef.. <Zeta> ARG <Stefander> lol * Zeta bangs head on wall <Zeta> not helping... <Zeta> this is gonna drive me crazy all night <Zeta> ill never get to sleep <Zeta> it'll be 5AM and ill remember <Zeta> then ill fall asleep <Zeta> and wont be able to remember in the morning <Zeta> then it'll drive me crazy all day <Zeta> I wont get my homework done <Zeta> then ill fail school <Zeta> then ill be out on the street with no job <Zeta> thanks for ruining my life Stef... <Stefander> :o <Owm> look what you've done to zeta, stef!
<Chris> i am mastubating to you right now <Magus> Ok <Magus> Earlier was a joke. <Magus> But that just creeped me out. <KP> hey whoa now, there's a line <KP> right over there <KP> we're on the right side <KP> you're on the wrong side <KP> get back on our side now <Chris> yeah, i tend to cross those a lot * Chris gets back
<Use> I dont know what ur talking about i love fluffy teddybears. <Use> ops <Use> sorry <Use> wrong window
<Konrad|MakingShisoes> gah, that four hours of sleep i got when i came home from school is biting me in the ass <CoLd_BlooDed> that's your dogs name? <CoLd_BlooDed> "That Four Hours Of Sleep I got When I Came Home >From School" <CoLd_BlooDed> long name for a pet
<Gutupio> My 56 K line had sex with other 56k lines, and it really slowed down d/l
<P|winz> if you want to leave, just steal my nick ;) <Zeta> !!! * Zeta is now known as P_40E * P_40E (Zeta-7@homelan-1CCC058E.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by P|winz))) <P|winz> whee * P|winz is now known as P_40E * Zeta-7 (Zeta-7@homelan-1CCC058E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #HBO * Zeta-7 is now known as Zeta <P_40E> *pwnt* * ChanServ sets mode: +v Zeta <Zeta> I knew it would do that. <P_40E> Yeah, right. ;P <Zeta> no really, I did. <Zeta> just did it for kicks
<KP> everything with shishka in it is gold <KP> http://p40e.250free.com/quotes.htm <P|omfgtesting> so true <KP> don't tell him i said that though <KP> tell him i said he's a whore
<Crassworm> brb sex
<KP> berlin was in better condition after WW2 than my knee
<Pallor[subnova]> i love erections. its like applause.
<CoLd_BlooDed> oh, I get it, you're all gonna ignore me? <CoLd_BlooDed> maybe we should start over * CoLd_BlooDed has left #HBO * CoLd_BlooDed has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v CoLd_BlooDed <P_40E> HI COLD <CoLd_BlooDed> hey, everybody! <MC_vince> hey CoLd_BlooDed <CoLd_BlooDed> omg hi! <CoLd_BlooDed> this is all so unexpected! <CoLd_BlooDed> bastards...
<CoLd_BlooDed> hey Shishka, guess what? <Shishka> ? <Shishka> No wait, let me guess. <CoLd_BlooDed> okay, guess <CoLd_BlooDed> go ahead, Shish! <CoLd_BlooDed> anytime now <P_40E> cold sucks? <CoLd_BlooDed> besides that <Shishka> ...You've married a lettuce salad, but the marriage has turned sour as you can't figure out how to have kids. <MC_vince> lmao <CoLd_BlooDed> well, it's the salads fault <Shishka> See, blame is the prime reason marriages fail. =( <CoLd_BlooDed> yeah, you're right <CoLd_BlooDed> I'm sorry <CoLd_BlooDed> omg, Shishka the councilor! <Shishka> Actually, I'm counselor. It's like a councilor, but spelled better.
* MC_vince has a lot of Data about Star Trek jokes * MC_vince waits for laughs <P_40E> -_- <Konrad|ModWithdrawl> very corny <MC_vince> my eye jokes are even cornea <Konrad|ModWithdrawl> ... <CoLd_BlooDed> hahaha <Konrad|ModWithdrawl> windows can be a real pane * CoLd_BlooDed isn't really laughing <P_40E> -_- -_- -_- <CoLd_BlooDed> just like drawers, what's up with that? * CoLd_BlooDed waits * CoLd_BlooDed waits even longer <Shishka> ...
<Shishka> ...I swear to god, when I destroy the world, you're all partly to blame. <CoLd_BlooDed> even me? <CoLd_BlooDed> :'( <Shishka> You're on the list twice, but it's probably a typo my secretary made.
* Michael_M has joined #HBO <Michael_M> D: <Michael_M> is it just me, or whenever I post a reply on the bungie forum it doesn't show up? <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> Michael_M- they banned all of New Zealand <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> You guys use up too much bandwidth. <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> You've got a different kind of Internet. <Michael_M> WHAA? <Michael_M> Yeah right. <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> the way it transfers. <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> it's programmed differently. <Michael_M> of course... <Michael_M> of course... <Michael_M> dude, why would they ban a whole country? <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> Michael_M- Bandwidth costs money <Michael_M> ...and why would goatrope know? <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> If there's one single place that's wasting a lot, they eliminate the problem <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> because Canada used to use the same programming <Michael_M> yes.. <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> they had a recall in 2002 <Michael_M> but you still haven't told me how you know that they banned NZ... <Michael_M> how would you know? <goatrope> You didn't see the news post? <Michael_M> I'm sure you knew how they banned NZ if they did... but how did you know they banned NZ if they did? <goatrope> They listed a couple countries <Michael_M> what news post? <Michael_M> Lead me to this news post... <goatrope> dude it's old <Michael_M> oh really? * goatrope lols at mike <goatrope> i'm KIDDING <Michael_M> HAH! <Michael_M> I KNEW IT!
<KP> i swear a whole fucking hell of a shit ton
<goaty|trixing> GUHASDK. <Hawk7886> ... <goaty|trixing> I'm pretty sure Bungie designed the maw run JUST to piss me off. <P_40E> lol <goaty|trixing> "Hey, maybe goatrope will drive here, let's stick a tiny little bump there..and then program it to make his hog fly like eighty feet in the air and crash and kill him. yeah, that'd be good" <goaty|trixing> o m f g <goaty|trixing> I somehow got turned around... <goaty|trixing> I just drove back to the elevator shaft..
* dogchow33 goes * dogchow33 has quit IRC () <Hawk7886> dog just called KP a power whore <Hawk7886> what an ass <KP> omgwtf * KP sets mode: ban that fucker... absorb more power
<KP> no, you're making yourself feel better at their expense <KP> bully <Konrad> whoa * Konrad was kicked by KP (because it makes me feel like a bigger man)
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<Jillybean> Who needs the forum? Here we can spam in real time
<Hawk7886> getting water on the keyboard is a bad idea <Zeta> yeah <Hawk7886> even though my girlfriend has officially drowned mine in over 30 ounces of the stuff <Hawk7886> and it's held up <Zeta> wow <Hawk7886> <3 keyboard <Zeta> one tough keyboard <Hawk7886> nice build <Hawk7886> solid <Hawk7886> I can hit people with it <Hawk7886> Wireless, too, so I can throw it
* Pico is now known as Pico|Showering * Gutupio is now known as Gutu|ShoweringWithPico <KP|IhateShishka> ... that confirms a few suspicions * Owm is now known as Owm|GroupShowering
<Shishka> The loss of his leg meant the end of KP's 3rd campaign through the American Australian war. <Shishka> It's fun, if you play a war movie, he starts hobbing around the room painting REMEMBER BONDI over the walls with crisco. <Shishka> Why we let him walk around with crisco is beyond me.
* KP takes a trip to visit shishka and kill him <Shishka> No you can't, KP. You couldn't hobble to me fast enough.
<Shishka> It's well documented that in the 19th century, stuffing hot embers down anothers pants was a popular way to say hello to old aquaintances. <Owm> rofl <Shishka> It was replaced after about 75 years of popularity by kicking a puppy. <Shishka> Which nearly made it to the 20th century when it was discovered that beating a person unconcious with their own leg was a jovial way to say hello that warmed the spirit and charmed the ladies. <Owm> ouch <Shishka> This would be how I'd greet KP... But he's only got one leg left and he needs that leg to hobble. <Shishka> KP's a hobbler. <Shishka> He hobbles. * KP|IhateShishka tears Shishka's arms off and beats him with the sticky end! <Shishka> Yeah right, like you could maintain the balance for that. <Shishka> Now hobble along, little hobbler. The two legged people have things to do.
* BOLL dances ontop server <BOLL> wee woo waa <BOLL> I hope it will stay up for more than a week * ice_duck (~snowy_duc@15FE6882.7BD2E826.91AE1A9.IP) Quit (Ping timeout) <Jillybean> Wee woo waa BOLL <Jillybean> Wee woo waa *looks serene* * Hawk7886 pictures BOLL dancing on top of a server shouting, "Wee woo waa!" at the top of his lungs and smiles.
<RunningRiot> so... no discussion? no speculation on WHAT the hell cortana is doing on the lebanon? <dizzy[subnova]> 420 lol smoek weid evri deay <RunningRiot> this is not a bungie fan room then... <RunningRiot> i must be in the wrong place
<K-Twizzy> I got banned. <goatrope> mmm that felt good. <goatrope> i just banned K-Twizzy from my channel. * Fajita cackles <dizzy[subnova]> hurhurhurhuhruhruhruhruhuehuehruehruehu <goatrope> he's probably yelling at me right now. <K-Twizzy> yeh <goatrope> but i've got him ignored. <K-Twizzy> why goat why? <goatrope> because i hate you, that's why.
<Mr_Slave> 5. Ross Mills: Is Ross gay? <MrFluffy> yes <Wraith> yes <dizzy[subnova]> no <Sadistic> YES <Mr_Slave> Winner: dizzy[subnova] Answer: He says he isn't... Time: 3.255 Streak: 3 Points: 18 WPM: 7 Rank: 7th <Mr_Slave> You're on fire!
<Hawk7886> methinks Lopez is sleeping... <Hawk7886> Xboxen <Jillybean> He has to sleep sometime <Jillybean> xboxxi <Jillybean> xboxxi <Hawk7886> robots nap <Jillybean> xboxxi * Jillybean was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time) <P_40E> rofl * Jillybean (~jbean_got@homelan-F94B1A.renf.cable.ntl.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v Jillybean <Jillybean> Or not <Jillybean> Wanker
* SFLegend fires a high velocity mojo at Geary's stomach
<Geary> I'm a man?! * Geary looks down <Geary> Oh my god!
<vector40> http://www.nice-tits.org/">http://www.nice-tits.org/
<vector40> Shouldn't you be working, Louis? IRC is a waste of time. <LouisWu> sorry, what? <LouisWu> I was working
<Geary> Anytime you get pissed at your computer, just think of this: There's someone somewhere in the world who's computer is twice as good as yours <LouisWu> Macs suck. <SC_CJ> lol <SC_CJ> kills Louis <LouisWu> Buy a Coleco * Geary prepares to quote Louis <LouisWu> lol - like anyone would believe you, Geary * SC_CJ pets his Macs <Geary> ...........damn <Geary> You will rue the day, Louis! * Geary swings his cape around and runs off <Konrad> Go ahead! Start rueing! <SC_CJ> lol <SC_CJ> nice touch with the cape geary <LouisWu> wait... which day am I rueing? <Geary> Today...... <LouisWu> I rue every day. <Geary> ......ass <LouisWu> oh, wait... <Geary> stop trying to stomp on my point
<Stuntmutt> it's a pinhole... <LouisWu> what's that? <Crassworm> hah <LouisWu> A pinhead? <LouisWu> I thought it was a pinhead using a camera
<LouisWu> you need a new camera, sir. <Stuntmutt> hey <LouisWu> Yours sucks.
<Hawk7886> but what if I told you I would make a really good IRC half-op? <LouisWu> um... * BOLL chuckles <mr_n00b> do we believe you hawk? <Shishka> We'd point, and laugh <LouisWu> I'd ask Shishka for a second opinion.
<Shishka> Two weeks, K-Twizzy. Are you aware of what happens then? <BOLL> I'm still lost... <K-Twizzy> E3 <Stuntmutt> e3 <mr_n00b> E4 <Shishka> Good monkey. Go eat a bannana.
<BOLL> "We’re also bringing back a favorite feature that has been missing in Bungie games since the Myth series." <LouisWu> fun <Shishka> Ouch. Lou just burned Bungie. <LouisWu> yeah, cause Halo sucked. * Shishka posts to the forum * BOLL jumps a cliff
<Zeta> THAT should be bashed <Gutu|ENG> it wasnt funny at all <Gutu|ENG> nor relevant, witty, or in good taste... <Gutu|ENG> it'd be perfect
<Eric> stfu zeta <P_40E> stfu eric <Eric> stfu p <goaty|tricking> stfu eric <KP> stfu eric <Eric> stfu everyone <KP> 3 - 1 <P_40E> stfu kp <Eric> stfu kp <goaty|tricking> stfu kp <goaty|tricking> stfu eric <Eric> rotfl <KP> uhoh 3 - 1 on me <Eric> STFU GOAT <goaty|tricking> no <Eric> YOU STFU AND GO TO HELL <goaty|tricking> stfu eric <KP> too bad your votes don't count <Eric> goddamned goat <goaty|tricking> lol <goaty|tricking> kp is a hop so he's triple points * KP sets mode: -vvv Eric goaty|tricking P_40E <KP> S <KP> T <KP> F <KP> U
<Zeta> why does owm never have voice? <KP> never asks for it <Zeta> ah. * KP sets mode: +v Owm109 <KP> did you want voice? <Owm109> heh, I like to watch
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<dizzy[subnova]> my keyboard is not listed in here uner the devices... <KP> just gotta ride it out and play it as it happens, not much our advice can do <KP> diz- stab the mobo <KP> twice <Eric> with a big, metal handled knife <Eric> while the comp is running <Eric> and a big metal blade too * dizzy[subnova] (Ron50@homelan-363045C3.walngs01.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <Eric> ... <P_40E> hahahahaha <KP> uhoh <KP> i didn't think he'd do it!
<bentllama> cops are here... gotta go <P_40E> :o * bentllama (~bentllama@homelan-11D6A9E5.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit
<[RED]Kyrceck> I love Lopez <[RED]Kyrceck> I love Lopez <[RED]Kyrceck> I love Lopez * [RED]Kyrceck was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time) <SG> I love Lopez <SG> I love Lopez <SG> I love Lopez * Lopez sets mode: +l 52 <KP|AWay> wtf
<Shishka> All I have to do is stay outside of a 4 foot circle around you, KP, and it's not like you can chase me down. <KP> that's probably why i hate you <KP> in fact, it is that exact reason
