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<Konrad> DAMN YOU ZONEALARM <Konrad> DAMN YOU TO HELL <Dr_at_Home> rofl <Fajita> rofl <Jason_4_04> :O <Konrad> daaaaaaaisys <Konrad> daaaaaaaaaisy.... * Konrad (~Konrad9@Subnova-364A6084.client.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<HunterX11> the lmaonade stand was firebombed by roflcopters
<Lucifer7> my body temp is going up; sign i need to sleep <vector40> you'll explode <Lucifer7> i'm 99.8F normal <vector40> when you reach 100 F you are armed <vector40> when you drop below 95 F you'll explode <Lucifer7> -.-
<CyberBob> omg kp is a communistterroristnazihackercapitalist pig <Pak> You forgot pirate bob. * KP cancles out to a naziterroristhackerpig <Fajita|fisicsmb> yes, must simplyfy
* Coke (~eye.are@Subnova-9E64C13D.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined #hbo <Coke> bak * MikeMan445 does Coke <MikeMan445> ur2fren? heruruleer? lafinansuk... wai... goonai!
#295 http://quotes.pfordee.com/archive2.html#295">permalink<Gutupio> Has anyone here seen the new McDonalds commercial where the guy buys the entire dollar menu because he doesnt know what his girlfriend wants? <Narcogen> Gut> No, but my brain hurts just reading your description of said advertisement <Hawk7886> what the hell kind of loser doesn't know what his girlfriend wants? <Narcogen> What kind of loser buys his girlfriend McDonalds? <vector40> what the hell kind of loser takes her to McDonald's? <Zeta> rofl <Narcogen> no, not even takes her <Narcogen> since she isn't there <Narcogen> else she could order for herself <vector40> she is there <vector40> she's next to him <Gutupio> I just watched it, he looks at the dollar menu and says, "Wow, thats a lot of choices." There are only 8 things on the menu and only two of them are burgers/main food items. <Narcogen> What, is she a deaf/mute then? <vector40> she wants to know if he'll know what she wants <vector40> it's a RELATIONSHIP TEST <Narcogen> OK, that's enough, this discussion is giving me a stroke
<vector40> yeah, it occurred to me that the question was really only directed at Narc, because the lot of you are bloody cultureless <vector40> the opera <Narcogen> oh <Narcogen> no, when it comes to opera I'm also bloody cultureless <Gutupio> Not cultureless, Texan. <Narcogen> Is there a difference? <Gutupio> I use it as an excuse. <Narcogen> Seems to work well.
<vector40> When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.
<CyberBob> ALL PILE ON KP <MikeMan445> lucky bastard
<nof> akba = sord hore <akba> Pfft <akba> Mayeb because it was a SWORDS ONLY game <nof> :p <Geary> that's no excuse
<Lucifer7> http://cortana.ath.cx:8082/~schultz2003ca/damnluci.jpg">http://cortana.ath.cx:8082/~schultz2003ca/damnluci.jpg <Lucifer7> each line with the yellow == a line i got a beep off of <HunterX11> lol <Pak> Lucifer7 <Pak> Lucifer7 <Pak> Lucifer7 <Pak> Lucifer <Pak> Lucifer7 <Pak> Lucifer7 <Lucifer7> luckily my laptop has no built in speakers <Lucifer7> and there's this knob on the side that controls all system audio <Lucifer7> when set to mute it is unable give even a system sound <Pak> Damn you. <Pak> Literally of course. <Lucifer7> rofl
<Lucifer7> extreme beach volleyball, now with better... physics... <Lucifer7> anyway <Verdafolio[DP]> bouncier physics <Lucifer7> hehe
<vector40> eat this, narc http://quotes.pfordee.com/archive2.html#268">http://quotes.pfordee.com/archive2.html#268 <Narcogen> So the answer to Meg's question of "what the hell is wrong with you vector" is "I'm trying to out-pun Narcogen" <Lucifer7> no <Lucifer7> the answer is LSD <Geary> vec doesn't do LSD <vector40> THERE'S a battle that's already won <Narcogen> Although I think the tennis player would be more properly called Anna Cortanakova * vector40 runs a bubble sortana <Narcogen> The AI that wrote jokes for SNL before going rampant would be Cortana Cortana-dana <vector40> please, no moretana <Narcogen> heh vec.. you started it <Narcogen> what did you expect? * vector40 drops Narc to the floortana <Narcogen> now you're just being silly <vector40> pfft <vector40> you're just a boretana <WhoKnew> look <WhoKnew> if you're just gonna put "tana" at the end of a word and expect it to be a pun <WhoKnew> ... who am I kidding <WhoKnew> you're vector <WhoKnew> carry on <Narcogen> yeah, that's what I mean, he's not punning anymore <WhoKnew> -tana <vector40> don't be soretana <Lucifer7> he's the puntana * FreemanCorporeal slaps vector40 around a bit with a large trout <FreemanCorporeal> >:o <vector40> how many trouts? <vector40> fourtana? * FreemanCorporeal slaps vector40 around a bit with a large trout * FreemanCorporeal slaps vector40 around a bit with a large trout * FreemanCorporeal slaps vector40 around a bit with a large trout * FreemanCorporeal slaps vector40 around a bit with a large trout * FreemanCorporeal was kicked by Lopez (Stop repeating yourself!) <vector40> victory <Narcogen> lol
* Jesus (~vector40@Subnova-FD3D193C.client.comcast.net) Quit (Services nickname-enforcer kill) <haveblue> pwned <Blackstar> poor Jesus <Blackstar> now, we have to wait 3 days right? * vector40 (~vector40@Subnova-FD3D193C.client.comcast.net) has joined #hbo <Geary> or 30 seconds <Blackstar> must be the microwave Jesus then, Im sure I read somewhere it was 3 days...
<Geary> crack? <Blackstar> up? <Geary> break? <Narcogen> down? <Geary> stop? <Narcogen> noe? <vector40> hammertime <vector40> damn it narc <Geary> you RUINED it narc!
<Boxer[sn]> damn I can't type <Lucifer7> don't worry, most people cant <Lucifer7> can't*
<retsamolah> that lord hood guy is a pussy <retsamolah> Mirandas always like LETS ATTACK!! <retsamolah> and hes always like denied... too dangerous <haveblue> well how do you think he got to be a lord <haveblue> by running into battle every time he got the chance?
<Blackstar> so if KP feels that bad about not getting the book, does that make them Guilty Spark Notes! :D <KP> lol <KP> that's so corny <KP> good god, kill yourself <akba> That was lame, Blackstar <Blackstar> Stunttmut would be proud! <Boxer[sn]> I expect that from Stuntmutt...but not you Blackstar
* vector40 was kicked by vector40 (does that actually work?) <KP> no
<SPINAL_TAP> this entire song seems to be a women moaning <SPINAL_TAP> I approve. * Hawk7886 randomly stabs vec <SPINAL_TAP> Armando Trovajoli - Sessomatto by Eighteenth Street Lounge <SPINAL_TAP> damn, I want to be wherever these women are at <Zeta> They're by the Eighteenth Street Lounge. <SPINAL_TAP> I GUESS. <ZexGX> at the sessomatto <SPINAL_TAP> what's being DONE to them?
[16:08] * BigMack has joined #hih [16:26] <goatrope> hey bigmack [16:27] <goatrope> * late reply * [20:16] <BigMack> hehehe, hey goatrope [20:16] <BigMack> *very late reply* [20:39] <goatrope> lol [20:39] <goatrope> only 4 hours, nice :)
<FauxHammer> and then there was assult in halo pc, which just confused the hell out of everyone <FrensaGeran> take flag to bad guys. Yeah, that was a head scratcher
<pj> they're interviewing people who were tortured in japan on the history channel <pj> and the dudes are laughing while they talk about it.. <KP> yep, goodtimes
<Hawk7886> wow, that Halo -> GTA VC mod is HOT <Hawk7886> too bad I'm too lazy to actually stick it in <Verdafolio[DP]> Tonight on Out of Context Theatre: <Hawk7886> too bad I'm too lazy to actually stick it in <zasx\asuka> you're never going to have kids
<Konrad> Peeeeeee_40E <P_40E> koooonrad <Konrad> no no no <Konrad> KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANrad
<haveblue> hey mat... <haveblue> "I wish game critics reviewed games with a magical switch that would randomly cause game death every few minutes" <haveblue> is that the inspiration behind the jackal snipers? :P
<Fajita|hpc> my aims gone all to hell <Fajita|hpc> I dont know whats wrong with me <mr_n00b> You're playing HPC, that's what Fajita <Fajita|hpc> :/ <DeimosFawkes> just shoot where there isn't anyone standing <DeimosFawkes> you'll kill everyone playing
<two> I am getting disturbed <two> this apparent mosquito bite has grown three sizes since I woke up <KP> two, it's a spider bite, but you'll be fine. <two> how do I shoot web
* DragonReborn applies CPR to Tex :D * DeimosFawkes looks at DR <DeimosFawkes> that's not CPR... you're fondling her <DragonReborn> ...So?
<Gil27> I knew she was a chick when I saw her drive the warthog <Tex> You <Tex> shut up <Tex> that was ONCE <Gil27> =) <snowy_duck> lmao <Tex> ONNNCCEEE <Tex> I HATE YOU
<William[HM]> Who needs SHADOWS on Doom3? <William[HM]> YOU CAN'T SEE SHADOWS IN PITCH BLACK ROOMS
<KP> but the fact that even DOGCHOW'S list is full nullifies the "if your xbl friends list is full, you're cool" hypothesis
<IlovePillows> isn't there a contarna or someone.. <IlovePillows> a woman <vector40> there's a Corntana <vector40> but she's mostly just popular in agricultural circles <vector40> and there's a Cortater <vector40> similar audience <vector40> then there's Courtana, the tennis champ <P_40E> lol <IlovePillows> lol <vector40> and Cort-anan, the AI leader of the UN. <retsamolah> that was a stuntmutt style pun, vector <retsamolah> you should be ashamed <vector40> there's Quarterana, who will buy you a cup of coffee <vector40> and of course Q-tana, our Star Trek hero <P_40E> rofl <Pallor[subnova]> what the hell is wrong with you vector
*netsplit* * Lopez sets mode: -o KP <KP> wonga <pj> KP SUCKS -NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized. <KP> really? -> *chanserv* op #hbo KP * Lopez sets mode: +o KP <pj> KP NO LONGER SUCKS
<ZexGX> well it's not like i had a big EXTRACT button and i clicked it, and it saved everything in halo CE compatible tags <Verdafolio[DP]> I wish there was one though <ZexGX> me too <Verdafolio[DP]> I'd scream like a girl for it <ZexGX> that's where we differ <nof> you scream like a girl anyway
<WhoKnew> It took 3 days for jesus to respawn... damn lag
<dogchow> 'they' <dogchow> mysterious anonymous bastards.. * retsamolah wonders what we are talking about <Hawk7886> it's a B-movie <Hawk7886> they're all made by the same team <Hawk7886> Gearbox
<Izual> daddy likes to rub on little boys on the bus <vector40> erm. <HunterX11> ... <Chris> .... <Hawk7886> ... <Zeta> ... <draco_one> I think thats why momma left us <Hawk7886> Seemed like a wise decision <Zeta> Yeah... <Chris> I'd say so <Chris> I mean, rubbing the boys and shit <Izual> but daddy plays poker and drinks alots of beer and then he wants sex that invovles mommys rear <Hawk7886> Don't we all?
<mercury> did you try the stabbing? <worXLNC> stab. release. repeat. <cold_Fusion> I ran a simulation of the stabbing in my mind, and it didn't go welll <mercury> try twisting as you stab.
<zasx\school> wait <zasx\school> where's my clone <Konrad> My basement <Konrad> Don't worry about him <Konrad> He's ok <Konrad> I'll send a video in a few weeks
<William[HM]> Programming just takes the right kind of person and a good helping of knowledge. <draco_one> and a pasty white complexion
<Zeta> Internet...2? <zasx\asuka> yes <zasx\asuka> It's an experiment between universities. <zasx\asuka> For even faster internet. * Zeta ponders this <zasx\asuka> it has the land speed record <zasx\asuka> like.. 54GBps of transfer <zasx\asuka> or something like that <KP> i wonder if any of them ever just crack out halo pc and see if they can get a lag free game going <KP> just to see
<Gutupio> Hawk, dont leave me <Gutupio> Promise me, you'll always love me * Hawk7886 checks Gutu's wallet <Hawk7886> I promise!
<dogchow> 2and2 is gei <dogchow> he bitches a lot <two> yes I do <dogchow> and sux at singing <two> sir that is a accusation not to be made lightly <two> it is my nature to bitch a lot because I like to talk and there's not much else to do in MP games <dogchow> you could try playing <two> I was playing <two> I just like talking <dogchow> between you and pfhor, dude <dogchow> I didn't even want to go into the enemy base because I'd get a freaking headache <two> that's the plan <dogchow> goddamned psychological warfare
* JavaUser (~JavaUser@A052CC7C.5C2864E9.770CD043.IP) has joined #hbo <JavaUser> i love halo 2 and u? <Aleph> Heh. <vector40> not so much <JavaUser> anyone here? <Hawk7886> nope, all the little grunts are sleeping <Hawk7886> nothing here but us chickens <Hawk7886> <") <vector40> I'm a cookie! * JavaUser (~JavaUser@A052CC7C.5C2864E9.770CD043.IP) Quit (Client Quit) <Hawk7886> I blame vec <vector40> owned
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* TobyDillman has joined #hbo <Verdafolio[DP]> hi TobyDillman, you sick twisted monster <zasx\asuka> and then toby was like OH GOD IT'S COMIGN <William[HM]> It hit him IN THE FACE, and cooked just right so it blew up right at his neck. <William[HM]> It was perfect. <zasx\asuka> and then the train ran over him <TobyDillman> o.o <TobyDillman> Wonga <Verdafolio[DP]> I KNOW <Pak> And then we all raped toby's corpse. <Verdafolio[DP]> The End
<CoLd_BlooDed> gnomes aren't christian, either, and if you leave a girl gnome and guy gnome together alone in the same room... be prepared <SanchezTheLlama> Take that one word further and I'll castrate you with a wooden cooking spoon.
<SC_DNO> yes well, thank my crappy keyboard <Tex> Or the crappy user :) <Snowy_Duck> if i had an oppinion on every time dno acted metrosexual, i would be rolling in the inion's <SC_DNO> nope <SC_DNO> because KP isnt at his PC <KP> isn't he? <SC_DNO> damn.... <Tex> Heh. <Zeta> Ownt. <SC_DNO> well <SC_DNO> either way <SC_DNO> its the crappy user! <Snowy_Duck> purchased? <Snowy_Duck> blue light special?
<ima1> .... <CoLd_BlooDed> don't period period period period me <Geary> ..... <ima1> .......... <Silvergrunt> period <CoLd_BlooDed> don't period period period period period me, Geary <CoLd_BlooDed> and imal... <Geary> .............................................................. <CoLd_BlooDed> *deep breath* <CoLd_BlooDed> oh, shit
<TobyDillman> Anywho...off to set the Xbox back in my room <KP> have fun with that <TobyDillman> I will, thank you very much <TobyDillman> Back in a bit <two> finally found a forklift to rent, huh
<FrensaGeran> banshee battles? You mean "Who can stand to be in a banshee long enough"?
<vector40> how far are you traveling, anyway? where do you live? <Pak> DONT TELL HIM <Pak> You will have a chatroom full of nerds at your doorstep this xmas...
<Geary> I love in Zanzi on defense when someone tries to go for the sniper and you blow up the cores as they get there <FrensaGeran> heh <Hawk7886> I love killing people with the cores :D <FrensaGeran> have we already made our official shortened map names? <FrensaGeran> Zanzi...Coag...? <Hawk7886> something explodes and they instantly think "omfg rocket whore!" <TobyDillman> LoL <FrensaGeran> Middy <Geary> Let's call Headlong just Head <FrensaGeran> hah <FrensaGeran> I ES'd a noob on Head <Geary> "I could go for some Head right about now" <Hawk7886> "Hey Geary, you game for some Head?" <TobyDillman> Hahahaha <Geary> "Ooo I love head" <Geary> H* <TobyDillman> "Yeah, Head it is" <FrensaGeran> wow, you all shot that horse with a BFG. <TobyDillman> Sure did <Hawk7886> Pfft, Frensa loves Head <Geary> And you suck ass Frensa <Geary> among other things, apparently <TobyDillman> ...like Head <FrensaGeran> Hawk's Head skill is a bit lacking. <FrensaGeran> too sloppy <TobyDillman> He suck at it? <FrensaGeran> apparantly not.
<Geary> I sense some hostility from diz <dogchow> Geary. <dogchow> The boy listens to rap AND german death metal. <Geary> that explains it <dizzy[Mindphaser]> And French Pop <dogchow> Of course you're gonna sense hostility. <MorningStar> french pop? that should pussy him out a bit...
<JavaUser> I like beans <JavaUser> Hello people * Pak stabs java <JavaUser> Nevar * Pak discriminates against people named java * Pak h8s on java * JavaUser has quit IRC (Client Quit) <Pak> I win!
<zasx\asuka> SPOIL BUTE <zasx\asuka> KILL KILL KILL <Eric> its not a spoiler since anyone who hasnt played the game wont know what arbiter is <Pak> DERE R TEH #HAYLOW2SPOILZ FOR A RAISON! <zasx\asuka> RAISINS <zasx\asuka> WHER <FreemanCorporeal> You sound like a retarded lynch mob.
* Littlebigman has quit (Quit: blinded by my optical mouse! OH NOEZ) <Verdafolio[DP]> I hope its permanent damage to him. <FreemanCorporeal> :o <zasx\asuka> I hope his brain dies. <FreemanCorporeal> Too late.
<KP> heh, seems like bungie's online team is having trouble getting all the features going at once <KP> understandably <HAL|AWAY> what features? <KP> so long as your name is in all caps i don't think i'll be responding to you <HAL|AWAY> huh? <HAL|AWAY> oh * HAL|AWAY is now known as HAL <HAL> there
<TobyDillman> I haven't lost a game today yet :) <mercury> I am a master at finishing second or third. <WhoKnew> so you're extremely mediocre? <mercury> awesomely so. <Geary> to the max
<Fajita> alrighty, time for fajita to be productive <Fajita> aka not on irc <Fajita> bye all <Geary> aka being lame <Fajita> fu geary mb <Geary> oooooo <Fajita> you heard me <Geary> from anyone else I'd take offense <Fajita> lol <Geary> but this is an interesting proposition <Geary> .... <Fajita> this is where I vacate the premises * Fajita (~fajita.of@Subnova-4DCB61CF.uwaterloo.ca) Quit (Client Quit) <mercury> at that, all the girls run away. <Geary> ...damnit merc <Geary> I was about to leave but I have to stay now that you said that
<Gutupio> Pak, quick unspoken rule, don't correct grammar or spelling unless you use proper both. <dogchow> use proper both <dogchow> gj
<JavaUser> k well im new to this...how do i change my name? <TobyDillman> /nick newname <Narcogen> /nick somethingelse <zasx\asuka> /nick nicknamehere <Hawk7886> /nick vecsucks <TobyDillman> rofl * JavaUser is now known as Hawaiian * vector40 is now known as vecsucks <vecsucks> hey wait <Geary> no spaces <Hawaiian> ya it..wait... <vecsucks> damn it. bamboozled. * Hawaiian is now known as Hawaiian_pig <Hawaiian_pig> yay <Hawk7886> omfg i pwned t3h vecwh0r3 LOL!11 * vecsucks was kicked by Narcogen (don't make fun of my friend vector!)
--About the large flood form-- <BOLL> Like.. swoosh swoosh <BOLL> rawr
<Jamirus99> yeah Kon...that's why I'm confused <Jamirus99> I should be seing some $^$*% numbers <Hawk|TURKEYTIME> nj jam <Hawk|TURKEYTIME> congrats on keeping the channel PG <dizzy[Mindphaser]> Motherfuck <dizzy[Mindphaser]> God damned shit <Hawk|TURKEYTIME> ... and congrats diz, for blowing it
<KP> pretty much any solution points to elitist <Blackstar> such is life. <KP> no matter what you do <haveblue> any solution in which there is a clan, at least <retsamolah> there are just too many people <KP> yeah, hb <Narcogen> nah, the solution is for people to join rampancy and then kick the crap out of the hbo clan for not letting them in <KP> lol <P_40E> lol <akba> No! <Narcogen> forget inclusion <Narcogen> go for REVENGE
<WhoKnew> you know what was kinda funny? <Geary> WK: your mom <WhoKnew> Doom 3 is the only game where I've ever not gone into a room because it was too damn dark <Geary> yea, same <WhoKnew> and because I didn't wanna know what was in there <Hawk7886> Doom III was t3h s00k <madmax> WhoKnew, was that just because you couldn't see the door? <WhoKnew> no, it was cause I just didn't wanna shit my pants... <WhoKnew> again.
<XschooLNC> i submit only the best quotes, mine.
<P_40E> only cool people can use lopez <Littlebigman> !seen Littlebigman <KP> precisely
* Littlebigman does his friday night/saturday morning routine * Littlebigman played halo2, talked on IRC, is now on bash.org loling <KP> ewwwwww <KP> i did the same exact thing... and i'm currently on bash... <KP> i have to change up my schedule * KP reads bash first from now on
<KP> ooh <KP> fatal error on aim * KP (~kpaul@Subnova-B9224596.adsl.snet.net) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) * KP (~kpaul@Subnova-B9224596.adsl.snet.net) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +o KP <KP> and comically, here too
<Stefander> Heh, about 2/10th of the Dutch people got Halo 2... <Stefander> That is 1 frigging lot.. <FrensaGeran> reduce that fraction young man
<Donny> hehe <Donny> recycle, reduce, reuse <Donny> close that FUCKING loop, you stupid bastard <FrensaGeran> lather, rinse, repeat made my hair fall off
<nenolod> "lets just get this fucking game over already" *shitty ending* <nenolod> :P <akba> What the heck is wrong with the neding <Eric> I thought I was half way through the game when it ended :p <DeimosFawkes> that's just how far they had gotten done <DeimosFawkes> then someone said "we need to ship it!" <William[HM]> rofl <DeimosFawkes> and the guys went "shit!"
<two> it'd be nice if I had a longer attention sp * two (~root@ircops.subnova.com) has left #hbo
<KP> Konrad, what does the oc stand for in 68000 oc <haveblue> orange country <haveblue> -r <KP> -1000 <Konrad> overclocked <KP> or 10000, rahter <KP> oh <Konrad> or, minus 0 <KP> you can't subtract 0 and expect anything to happen
<LightningCount> I swallowed my guitar pick <KP> so that's why they put the warnings on the toothpaste tube <two> I'm not sure how that's possible <KP> because that asshole will actually swallow it <vector40> you choked on the PICK? <vector40> but the guitar went down fine? <LightningCount> it hurt like fuck going down, took 30 mins to get into my stomach <FuryThree> "WARNING: DO NOT EAT GUITAR PICK. AVOID EYE CONTACT." <nof> did you have it in your mouth while finger picking or something?
<FrensaGeran> why! That's HERECEY! *** FresnaGeran (~FrensaGer@Subnova-7F8969FD.anhmca.adelphia.net) has joined #hbo <FresnaGeran> uhhhh...was I kicked for talking about beards again? <FresnaGeran> sorry.... :-( <mercury> hehe <dogchow> uhh, frens <dogchow> you never left <dogchow> there's two of you in here <Fajita> rofl <Fajita> hahaha <dogchow> frens and fresn <dogchow> You spelled your own name wrong.
<XschooLNC> Fajita, my report was due this afternoon :P <Fajita> oh, gj then <Fajita> lol <Pak> Nice going X. <XschooLNC> im such a good student. <Geary> X: go up to your teacher and say "Sorry I turned it in late, it's my first day" <Geary> and EVERYTHING will work out
<stan> quick then, what is the name of the planet that halo (the original one that is) is near? <Pak> Threshold. <Geary> Threshold <XschooLNC> threshold <Geary> fuck <XschooLNC> dammit <stan> that's right * Pak wins <stan> thanks * Fajita didnt know that <XschooLNC> moon is basis. <Pak> Basis is the moon. <Fajita> rofl <Geary> bwahahaha
<Hawk7886> I stole mine from my sister <Hawk7886> hehe <FrensaGeran> mentioning you have a sister on IRC. Bad joo-joo <Crassworm> .... <Crassworm> Hawk7886: why doestn your sis come on anymore? <FrensaGeran> see?
<DragonReborn> Are you a male or femme sexy_for_Shishka <sexy_for_Shishka> Male <DragonReborn> Cause I'm getting scared here with your nick. <DragonReborn> Yeah. You confirmed it <sexy_for_Shishka> I am also 15, and 6'2 <P_71W[HM]> o_0 * P_71W[HM] has left #hbo <hockeypuck> O.O <DragonReborn> I don't blame P.
<akba> Gah... <akba> I'll resist bragging <akba> But it's hard, mind you
<nathen26> not everyone <nathen26> just the cool kids <Freeman|RVB> so...not you?
<MrFluffy> You're pregnant, Dr. <Dr_at_Home> oh snap <Dr_at_Home> you lie <Dr_at_Home> hmm. <MrFluffy> Oh. Must be last night's burritos showing up on the ultrasound * Fajita has joined #hbo
<Pak> OMG MC IS REALLY A GHOST LLAMA CHICK! AND CORTANA IS MCS DOMINATRIX!?!?@?!#?@%VJW T:LJgzdsh kjH2Q 4 <LoserMoron_Hobo> It's true. <Pak> And hobo wants buttsechs with MC. <LoserMoron_Hobo> They come over every tuesday.
<syndie> no, what i meant was, i rape people with my thumbs <syndie> i suck at halo <syndie> but i rock at raping
<Pak> Your penis has a cult following? * Fajita|homeworking is now known as Fajita <Verdafolio[DP]> hello Fajita <Fajita> err
<GreyWolf> http://quotes.pfordee.com/archive2.html#183">http://quotes.pfordee.com/archive2.html#183 <P_40E> geary, stop huggling ross behind my back :( <Geary> it was a one time affair, I swear!! <Stef|t3hTV> :o <Stef|t3hTV> That's what Clinton said also, Geary.. <Geary> I did not have sexual relations with that Brit <Stef|t3hTV> :D * P_40E leaves geary for stef <Stef|t3hTV> Pman! =D <Stef|t3hTV> *hugz* <P_40E> =D * Geary pulls out a gun
<William[HM]> I pipped back in to catch it again. <William[HM]> popped* <William[HM]> * Joins: KP (~kpaul@Subnova-B9224596.adsl.snet.net) <William[HM]> <William[HM]> KP: [NickServ PING reply]: 29secs <William[HM]> <KP> yeah <William[HM]> <Pak> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/202039 <William[HM]> * Disconnected <William[HM]> * Attempting to rejoin channel #hbo <William[HM]> * Rejoined channel #hbo <William[HM]> * Joins: KP (~kpaul@Subnova-B9224596.adsl.snet.net) <William[HM]> <KP> yeah
<KP> i'd kill to see something like that for real <Konrad> indeed <KP> i'd kill a lot of people even <KP> i'd kill Konrad for free <Konrad> fuck. you. <Fajita> I would, too! <Fajita> :D <Konrad> fuck. you. too.
* goatrope (~mongofoot@Subnova-5F9E7AED.ekotech.com) has joined #hbo <P_40E> hey goat :) <FrensaGeran> P, you really need to be a Wal Mart welcomer. <FrensaGeran> you're just so friendly <P_40E> I'm about 80 years too young <FrensaGeran> oh, you're 70?
<FrensaGeran> I blew up from over-innuendo <FrensaGeran> that came out wrong..
* KP sets mode: +o goatrope * KP sets mode: +v-o KP KP <Geary> KP: do you realize what you've DONE?!?!?! <dogchow> ...why is a goat an op? <kingphreak[HM]> lol <Chris> .... <KP> dogchow, because he's afk <AndyTheMonkeywithHax> why IS goat an op? <Chris> KP gave goat ops <kingphreak[HM]> with goatrope in charge, this'll be so much funner <Chris> Good god <AndyTheMonkeywithHax> ... <AndyTheMonkeywithHax> god <KP> and i like to op people while they're afk to fuck with their minds * Lopez sets mode: +o KP * KP sets mode: -o goatrope -- Moments later -- <goatrope> wha, i was an op? <KP> AHAHAHA <Geary> rofl * KP wins
<dogchow> The rag was freaking black when I cleaned it all up
<Boxer[sn]> but a real man beats his meat <Boxer[sn]> ...shit <Boxer[sn]> I really need to read before I hit enter
<JavaUser> Who here is good w/ jacking? <TobyDillman> ...what? <TobyDillman> Wrong channel <TobyDillman> Try #sex <JavaUser> lol <MrFluffy> ...jacking...? <Boxer[sn]> lol <MrFluffy> Boxer is <JavaUser> lemme rephrase <JavaUser> Who here is good at jacking vehicles <MrFluffy> ...boarding? <Boxer[sn]> that would be fluffy, he's into that autorotica stuff
* LBMv2`0 chucks a nickel at hunter <zasx\asuka> and there goes his life savings
<Michael_M|Halo2> Shish: I was one of the first people in the world to own Halo 2 <Michael_M|Halo2> =) <Michael_M|Halo2> I live in New Zealand <Shishka> Michael- I had it first. <Michael_M|Halo2> gah <Michael_M|Halo2> =( <Shishka> I beat campaign two months ago. You got NOTHING. ;)
<KP> i have come to the conclusion <KP> that halo 2 is fun <goatrope> KP: email louis with this news. he'll post it tomorrow. <KP> lol <Putumee> good job KP you are a geinus! <KP> no, you're gayness <Shishka> I discovered this long before KP and demand credit. <KP> YOU HAVE NO SOURCES <KP> AHAHAHA <Shishka> I have videos but they're on VHS and I don't know how to get them on my computer
* UncleNick slaps P_40E around a bit with a large trout <P_40E> >:( * UncleNick stabs P_40E in the ribs <UncleNick> *right between the ribs * P_40E sets mode: +q *!*iwont@*.client.comcast.net <P_40E> lolowned <ZexGX> =o <ZexGX> roflsw0n3d * P_40E sets mode: -q *!*iwont@*.client.comcast.net * UncleNick is now known as Nick|Crying <ZexGX> ;p <Nick|Crying> HOP ABUSE! <Nick|Crying> ZexGX knows ALL about that * Nick|Crying is now known as UncleNick * UncleNick was kicked by KP (OP ABUSE!) <ZexGX> OWNED
<ZexGX> bahh <ZexGX> william, j00 raely <ZexGX> <3 teh cawk dont joo' <William[HM]> ...anally <ZexGX> :x <P_71W> rofl * ZexGX is teh only winnar when it comes to William[HM] and his <ZexGX> <3 'ing of gei scripts <William[HM]> ...anally * William[HM] was kicked by Lopez (Stop repeating yourself!) <ZexGX> HAHAHA <Hawk7886> ROFL <ZexGX> owned!!!!!!
<Pak> I was mocking your poor enlgish. <Pak> wnglish* <Pak> english* <Pak> Gah, typos.
<Ma1agate> i have teh 16:9 36 inch HDTV next to my comp, with a full dolby cinema setup <KP> nice, ma1 <KP> so you're daughters paying her way through college by stripping eh? <Ma1agate> mine? <Ma1agate> no chance <KP> hehe <tarehart> Ma1 will be doing the stripping, thank you very much <KP> haha! <Ma1agate> unlikely <KP> well played
<Coylter> why arnt the review up <Coylter> its pass noon <Gil27> [10:29am] <Coylter> its pass noon <Coylter> ahitfuck
<SumName> DAMN YOU!! <FreemanCorporeal> No. <FreemanCorporeal> Damn YOU! <SumName> touche
<Marty_the_Elder> THE ross mills, THE pain in the neck? <Marty_the_Elder> actually sort of infamous * Oz sorts his Magic: The Gathering cards
<Oz> http://www.gayday.co.uk/rossmills <--- *cough* <Oz> no wait <Oz> AH! Gaydars gone! * Oz gcries
<Coke> are we there yet? <Coke> are we there yet? <Coke> are we there yet? <Narcogen> don't make me come back thre <Narcogen> I'll turn this channel around and go home <Narcogen> and then NOBODY gets to play Halo 2
<mendedsword> ^_^ today is a day of all days <mendedsword> and tonight will be the night of all nights <Narcogen> mended> you're going to get laid?!?!!? <Coke> roflmfao <mendedsword> .............better than that <mendedsword> lol <Narcogen> One can only hope the universe never forces you to make that choice :)
* rico|RC1 wants UPS guy here. NOW.
<kopd> it's hard to run when you're lubricated.
<vector40> You may be in the distant East or in the suburbs. You aren't sure, and don't really care. All you know is that you want to get to that city. <vector40> And it's very hot. <FrensaGeran> vector is bullshitting us all. All I see is the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders stripping eachother.
<Flagg> football players>cheerleaders
<kopd> no one ever wears a moon dress.
* Gil27 has joined #hbo <Verdafolio[ILB]> stfu Gil27 <Gil27> kk <Verdafolio[ILB]> good <Gil27> <3 you too
* P_40E has joined #HBO * Lopez sets mode: +h P_40E <Konrad> OMG IT'S POE <P_40E> run D: <Verdafolio[ILB]> Yes * Verdafolio[ILB] flees in terror
<Marty_the_Elder> only 19 bucks <Marty_the_Elder> no the big rolling ball <Oz> No akba - its the game with the balls <Marty_the_Elder> that picks up everything <haveblue> katamari is awesome <Oz> It's got ballz lolz <Geary> unlike Ross <akba> O_o <GreyWolf> ooohhhh <yayap> be nice <Oz> ooooh burn * Geary huggles Ross <GreyWolf> hehe * Oz licks Geary <Geary> ... <yayap> ... <GreyWolf> wtf
<Chris> Wait <Chris> Jesus was banned? <Chris> SINNERS <KP> klined <Verdafolio[DP]> lol <KP> i bet it was lucifer
<Gil27> Hey <Gil27> wtf <Gil27> I signed into bungie.net <Verdafolio[DP]> yes Gil27 <Gil27> And hit my stats <Verdafolio[DP]> it says you are impotent doesnt it <Gil27> and it showed tarehart's stats >:( <Verdafolio[DP]> close enough
<shunji> Bleh. <shunji> I get no credit for figuring out how to render the X02 trailer at 1280 x 960 <shunji> Cocks. <KP> no credit where? <dogchow> credit whore <P_40E> we <3 you, shunji <shunji> Anywhere. * KP changes topic to 'Shunji is responsible for figuring out how to render the X02 trailer at 1280x 960. He saved Bungie's ass! Update: http://forum.teamxbox.com/showthread.php?t=306356&page=1&pp=15| Just as a reminder: Political discussion will occur in #politics. This will be enforced by any means necessary, including +q, +b, and +m. Have a nice day. :-] | Halo 2 leak policy: Ban first ask questi' <shunji> YES! <shunji> EXACTLY!
<shunji> I can't believe we let Hillary Duff play Halo 2. <shunji> I feel dirty.
* KP sets mode: +q clear!*@* <KP> gj * KP sets mode: -q clear!*@*
<akba> THe first thing I'm goign to do is invite bentllama to a game and slaughter him <akba> 've had enough of him inviting me to a Halo 2 game <akba> He's driving me crazy
<GreyWolf|doinstuff> Covie sniper rifle + Human Sniper Rifle + Banshee = ultimate sniper <Kraken> ...if you're in a banshee why does it matter what you carry <zasx\asuka> because when you crash like lbm you need a backup weapon
<LBM|food|Prime|Halo> stop talking about me when im here. <zasx\asuka> What difference does your presence make? <LBM|food|Prime|Halo> ... <LBM|food|Prime|Halo> nevermind.
* Pallor[subnova] has joined the channel <Vinx> SO YOU LIED! <Vinx> you do like sex, just not with girls <Donny> Vinx, if my xbox said ANYTHING, id pass out Vinx> lol <trin> if by 3some you mean play halo 2 <LightningCount> you gotta have a small one and alotta lube to make love to your halo 2 disc * Pallor[subnova] has left the channel
<Oz> It's not fair, he'll know where I am all the time... Jesus wallhacks!
<Freeman|Ghostbuster> You can't HANDLE the tru7h! * Pak gropes the truth --- Oz is now known as TheTruth * TheTruth slaps Pak --- TheTruth is now known as Oz <SanchezTheLlama> told you ross was gay...
<SanchezTheLlama> NAKED BUTT SEX <Oz> STL - Where? <Pak> Behind you Oz. <SanchezTheLlama> no. thats what he wants you to say -_-
<P_40E> you make a good point, vec. <vector40> I always make good points. I'm made of them. <vector40> I'm like a... plane. <vector40> or at least a line <Can-ned_Food> or a porcupine <Blackstar> or a pointy hat... <vector40> that's just silly
<Can-ned_Food> On November 9 (or 11), people find some way to broadcast a message, maybe by loudspeaker. It will be "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?" <shunji> Ick. <shunji> That was a stupid question. * Stiffy has quit the server saying: Quit: Stiffy <Gil27> No <Gil27> It was a stupid joke <Can-ned_Food> Maybe buy some airtime. * Spenser should find out how to hack all the schools comps and turn on the marquee screensaver to say that <Can-ned_Food> naw to expensive <Spenser> ? <Spenser> oh <Can-ned_Food> ah, that would work Spenser <Blackstar> you know, if you could harness the brain power generated by Gil and Canned right now... you could toast some bread. Lightly. <Can-ned_Food> ooh <Spenser> rofl <Farsight> lol <Can-ned_Food> IRC makes you Stupid, it * Spenser toasts bread <GreyThor> lol, Blackstar <Can-ned_Food> *s a proved facy <Can-ned_Food> *fact <Can-ned_Food> <shunji> IRC shows you're stupid. <Blackstar> that's bread's getting lighter by the minute.... <Gil27> Blackstar:want me to jump off the bridge right now or later? <Blackstar> wait until after the dive recovery teams have called it a day... <Littlebigman> lol
* ice_duck has joined #hbo <Oz> And that's why I never took down my pants around c0ld again. <XLNC> wow oz <XLNC> that's pretty gross <XLNC> i didnt know c0ld was like that <c0ld> wtf
<Verdafolio[DP]> Halo sux right? <Verdafolio[DP]> Because I'm thinking of buying it. <Mackenzie> Ew <Mackenzie> Not Halo/ <Zeta> Halo is crap <Chris> Who the fuck likes Halo, anyways <Chris> Shittiest game, ever <Zeta> Yeah, really. <Blackstar> What's Halo? <Verdafolio[DP]> God I loev it here.
<Gil27> Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words. <KP> yelobanshia- fear of letting jokes die
<KP> there's a reason my script for dehopping and quieting at the same time is named /dizfag
<duckolonius> aww fuck <duckolonius> that wasn't a wet fart... <duckolonius> bbiab
<CoLd_Blooded> zasx, what? <zasx\asuka> cold, wasn't directed towards you <CoLd_Blooded> lol <CoLd_Blooded> I know <zasx\asuka> i only repeat when the target asks for clarification. <P_40E> luci, what? <P_40E> :) <CoLd_Blooded> thanks P :P <zasx\asuka> go fuck yourself <P_40E> =D
* jazo has joined #HBO <vector40> "The CIA didn't think I was enough of a son of a bitch." hehe <jazo> whats going on * jazo has quit IRC (Quit: why do i even bother)
<GreyWolf> BASTARD <GreyWolf> * jazo has joined #HBO <GreyWolf> <vector40> "The CIA didn't think I was enough of a son of abitch." hehe <GreyWolf> <jazo> whats going on <GreyWolf> * jazo has quit IRC (Quit: Why do i even bother) <GreyWolf> whoa that wasnt it <GreyWolf> <Littlebigman> ttyl <GreyWolf> * Littlebigman has quit IRC (Quit: Layin down.) <GreyWolf> * GreyWolf has quit IRC (Client Quit) <GreyWolf> <Verdafolio[DP]> with GreyWolf it seems <GreyWolf> <Verdafolio[DP]> wink wink <GreyWolf> <Verdafolio[DP]> nudge nudge <dogchow> spamz <dogchow> god damn boi <Michael_M> lol <hockeypuck> whoa <Blackstar> ok, someone needs to stop putting speed in Grey's drinks...
<JavaUser> I got gmail, now what? <nof> NEVER DELETE EMAIL AGAIN, that's what.
<Boxer[sn]> oh and dogchow, I fucked your mom last night * dogchow considers pulling the "she's dead, asshole" * dogchow leaves it alone <Boxer[sn]> heh <Blackstar> well, he dug her up...and you know what? She was worth the dig.
<KP> so what you wanna fight about it? <tarehart> ok, lets go * KP sets mode: +q *!*tarehart@*.midsouth.biz.rr.com <KP> i win.
<XLNC> hello Blackstar..are you busy? * Blackstar zips up fly.... <Blackstar> no, why? <XLNC> lmao
<KP> the other half is on the other net, Wraith <DragonReborn> Other net? <Wraith> other net?
<dizzy[subnova]> I"M NOT HUMAN <dizzy[subnova]> THAT IS WHY I CAN LIFT AN XBOX <dizzy[subnova]> WITH ONE HAND <Tirion> me 2 <Tirion> me 2 <Verdafolio[DP]> we all can <tarehart> kinda like crocodile dundee? <Mackenzie> MAGAWD! <zasx\asuka> while the other hand does WHAT <dizzy[subnova]> While the other hand eats food. <zasx\asuka> ah <zasx\asuka> k <dizzy[subnova]> And yes, my hand eats. <Verdafolio[DP]> OMG <Verdafolio[DP]> YOUR HAND?!?! <dizzy[subnova]> Yes <DismaL> i miss the mullet marty i really do <GreyWolf> i can lift a xbox with my penis <Marty_the_Elder> me too <Verdafolio[DP]> LOL <Tirion> lol
<Verdafolio[DP]> like you would know Zerostar <Verdafolio[DP]> You couldn't get into a girl's pants if you were wearing them. <KP> and he often does <Zeta> rofl <Verdafolio[DP]> thank you KP
<retsamolah> damn... just watched the new vids... gotta go chance my pants XD <Pak> You were wearing pants? <retsamolah> your right... i should have planned ahead <GreyWolf> D:
<Kraken> sometimes i laugh at the internet <Kraken> sometimes i cry at the internet... <Kraken> sometimes i wanna hang myself <Verdafolio[DP]> me too <Verdafolio[DP]> maybe not the hang myself part <Pak> Damn.
<Crassworm> type /quit nickname to force that nickname to quit <JavaUser> how do i get a usename... <-- akba has quit (Quit: Crassworm) <-- Crassworm has quit (Quit: usename)
<SanchezTheLlama> show me ONE place it says sniffing foot powder is doing drugs * Blackstar stuffs the llama in the base drum and rolls it down a hill <vector40> Sniffing foot powder is doing drugs. <Narcogen> Sniffing foot powder is doing drugs. * Narcogen points
<Compassghost> !seen compassghost <Lopez> Don't make me kick your ass.
<DeimosFawkes> i'm probably going to regret this... <DeimosFawkes> but what does marty think of techno? * Marty_the_Elder has left #HBO
* William[HM] beats Zeta with a stick. * William[HM] sexes P. <P_40E> :D <GreyThor> wrong.... <GreyThor> so ya did that while beating Zeta with a stick? * GreyThor has a sick mind <CoLd_BlooDed> that's twisted <William[HM]> And HOT. <CoLd_BlooDed> William must be a female... <CoLd_BlooDed> With the multi-tasking and such.
<c0ld> im on my way round for some loving demon * c0ld is now known as c0ld|away
<dizzy[subnova]> YOU CAN'T GET MORE METAL THAN MINISTRY <Tirion> well diz you would be the authority on metal, seeing as though you stabbed yourself with a large piece of it <dizzy[subnova]> Tir... what was below the belt man :( <dizzy[subnova]> That was a low blow :(((
<Narcogen> LBM, be careful endorsing reasonable opinions, lest the channel become unreasonable just for the sake of disagreeing with you
<Pak> Dizzy got "stabbed" by a "sword" the other "night" shishka. <dizzy[subnova]> But now I am on pain killers and I like it <Pak> Wink wink. <Shishka> Oh, is this one of those ass stabbings? <Pak> Yup. <zasx\asuka> rofl <Pak> Right in the thiagh. <dizzy[subnova]> No <dizzy[subnova]> Leg <zasx\asuka> he lost an important part of himself =X <Verdafolio[DP]> D: <Spenser> rofl <Pak> lol <Blackstar> his pride <dizzy[subnova]> I had pride to start with? <Pak> I don't think dizzy is catching on XD -- A moment later -- <dizzy[subnova]> All I know is I told Shishka I stabbed myself. <Pak> And I told him you were "stabbed" by a "sword" <dizzy[subnova]> Oh <Pak> Ehh, ehhhh? <dizzy[subnova]> Well... I mean <dizzy[subnova]> I WAS stabbed by a sword <dizzy[subnova]> OHHHHH <dizzy[subnova]> Fuck you
* Gil27 has quit IRC (Quit: why does snoop dogg bring an umbrella with him everywhere? FO DRIZZLE) <Magus> Someone remind me to shoot Gil later. <P_40E> I hate gil <Verdafolio[DP]> I hate Gil too <GreyThor> same here <Verdafolio[DP]> #hbo hates Gil27!
<dizzy[subnova]> DAMMIT ROSS I AM AMERICAN AND THAT MEANS I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
<Oz> love you too dizzy <CyberBob> I thought dizzy wasn't gay <Pak> Now thats just low Oz. <Spenser> ...
<dizzy[subnova]> Man on MAN do I feel good. <dizzy[subnova]> I like drugs <[7S]HunterX> I prefer man on woman <Spenser> man on man? <Pak> LMFAO <Spenser> you still havent answered me <Pak> Proof dizzy really IS gay. <dizzy[subnova]> Oh shit <dizzy[subnova]> Haha
* Joins: Fajita <William> omgfajita <Fajita> bleh, that was boring <MrFluffy> Faj! <Fajita> what? <zasx\asuka> hot-quite-so-hottie! <MrFluffy> Hi! * Quits: Fajita (Client Quit) <William> zas.. you bastard. <MrFluffy> Nice job, Luci * dogchow thinks vec should kick zasx for his latest outburst <zasx\asuka> oh shit <zasx\asuka> i didn't mean to offend her <mathkid> *blink* <zasx\asuka> >>< * Quits: vector40 (Quit: vector40) * Joins: vector40 <vector40> actually I agree, but my IRC client seized up, so he gets a reprieve <vector40> guys, basically what I'm going to request is that you refrain from making any sexually-charged comments here that you wouldn't make in person <Narcogen> yeah, vec is tired of you cockteases <zasx\asuka> anything i say online <Narcogen> he wants you to put your money where your mouths are <vector40> see, narc actually would say that <zasx\asuka> i'd say in real life. <Narcogen> or somewhere else he can get at it easily <Narcogen> your money, that is <zasx\asuka> hm * zasx\asuka puts his money in vector40's paypal account <vector40> fine zasx: anything that would get you a sexual harassment suit in person -.- <William> Your mouth is on vector, zasx? <dogchow> youu mouth is in his paypal account? <zasx\asuka> yeah <zasx\asuka> i'm eating it all up
<Draffurd> No witty remarks for a few seconds eh? :P <Verdafolio[DP]> *insert clever comment about Draffurd's mom here* <Draffurd> Hehe. <FrensaGeran> *insert complimentary ROFLMAO here* <Verdafolio[DP]> *insert thanks to FrensaGeran here*
<Konrad> let us continue that discussion on IM, eh? <Blackstar> k <shunji> Dude, don't do it. He might be an Intarweb Stkaler <Blackstar> nah, Konrad can't stalk, his mom would have to drive. .;) <shunji> Burrrn
<Blackstar> KP : screwing.... <KP> around <KP> ...freak
<KP> i can't. <Shishka> can't what? <pj> not with that attitude <Shishka> INSERT LEG JOKE HERE (OWNED) <KP> that was weak. <Shishka> Just like... <Shishka> INSERT LEG JOKE HERE (OWNED)
<Konrad> Did lbm just respond to "how old are you?" with "dildo" ?
<SC_DNO> so anyways <SC_DNO> i pulled out my penis * nigerianbattlewoman pukes <SC_DNO> pennies*
<Littlebigman> how much is a "certain appliance that girls use <Littlebigman> "? <[7S]HunterX> rofl <zasx\applesauce> uhhhh <zasx\applesauce> a shotgun <zasx\applesauce> 300 dollars or so <Littlebigman> nooo <zasx\applesauce> for a semi-decent one <SC_DNO> .... <zasx\applesauce> you can be the tester <Littlebigman> something smaller. <Littlebigman> heh <zasx\applesauce> oh <zasx\applesauce> a handgun
<Compassghost> Needler violates the geneva convention <Compassghost> it causes excessive pain <Compassghost> because it sticks in you before it explodes <FrensaGeran> <Compassghost> because it sticks in you before it explodes <--- man I have a dirty mind <Compassghost> if it sticks in you <Compassghost> and then explodes <Compassghost> it's excessive <FrensaGeran> teehee <Hawk7886> Who cares? <Hawk7886> It's pink <Hawk7886> and painful <Hawk7886> ultimate humiliation <Hawk7886> "Ahh! The pink thing raped me!"
<Narcogen> The Red Sox, to me, are merely an instrument to torture KP.
<Littlebigman> ttyl * Littlebigman has quit IRC (Quit: Layin down.) * GreyWolf has quit IRC (Client Quit) <Verdafolio[DP]> with GreyWolf it seems <Verdafolio[DP]> wink wink <Verdafolio[DP]> nudge nudge
<Boxer[sn]> is it just me or does it seem that the people who package all of McFarlane's toys have a twist-tie fetish
* mehve punts Michael_M into orbit. <Michael_M> just for the sake of me ctrl+ving it <Michael_M> noez * Michael_M was kicked by mehve (Michael_M) * Michael_M has joined #HBO <Michael_M> noez <Marinealver> meheve = fistey and agressive <Michael_M> Mehve <Michael_M> I like Halo 2 <Michael_M> I really do <Michael_M> I was joking <DM01> i like halo 2 so much i didnt pre order it * Michael_M was kicked by mehve (Michael_M) <mehve> baka * Michael_M has joined #HBO <Michael_M> what? noez! <beagle237> lmao <Michael_M> not teh fair <beagle237> i only know one other person who uses 'baka' <beagle237> =P <Michael_M> I said "I was joking" <mehve> Michael_M: sure <mehve> Michael_M: beg for mercy <mehve> now * Michael_M was kicked by mehve (Michael_M) * Michael_M has joined #HBO <Michael_M> MERCY <Michael_M> MERCY <mehve> hmm <mehve> I am not satisfied. <Zeta> "Finish him!" <Michael_M> MERCY * Michael_M was kicked by Lopez (Stop repeating yourself!) -- A little later on... -- <Michael_M> k <Michael_M> wait <Michael_M> are you all plotting my demise? <Michael_M> Woah <Michael_M> noesz <Michael_M> hell <Magus> Hm. <Michael_M> you can't do it IF I'M NOT HERE! <Michael_M> HAHAHA! * SNA_DeimosFawkes sets mode: +q Michael_M!*@*
<Blackstar> ....and that's how Shishka learned to stop masturbating in public.... <SanchezTheLlama> blackstar: welcome to OLDZVILLE LOL <retsamolah> that was a gross story, Blackstar <SanchezTheLlama> POPULATION JOO <Blackstar> lol <William[HM]> rofl <Blackstar> this from "mr. 5 minutes late" phtthththt <Shishka> Blackstar- Aw, why'd you have to tell them about my last trip to burger king? =( <SanchezTheLlama> ... <Blackstar> well, it's a funny story... <William[HM]> That grease is enticing, isn't it? <Shishka> lol * retsamolah 's mind conjures up strange image... <retsamolah> ew * SanchezTheLlama takes it completely out of context <Blackstar> ;) <Blackstar> Wake up... with the King. ;) <William[HM]> STL, you don't NEED to take it out of context. <William[HM]> rofl <Shishka> Too much Jack Daniels + Onion Rings = Arrest for public nudity. =( <William[HM]> Those commercials are priceless.. <retsamolah> more strange images.... <retsamolah> weird <Blackstar> the ring toss idea was great <Blackstar> I got the most hits. ;) <William[HM]> Wow.. * P_40E erases his mind <William[HM]> My mind is really twisting this.
<Boxer[sn]> GO AWAY! <KORHAL> sorry boxer i locked the door behind me on the way in <Boxer[sn]> The door locks from the inside...you're inside <Boxer[sn]> unlock it and leave * KORHAL lost the key <Boxer[sn]> It's a fucking turn lock!
<bentllama> justice is blind :) <bentllama> sorry, only quote I knew <Pallor[subnova]> justice is a wonderful lady with her foot planted on the asp and code, wielding the sword and scales while turning a blind eye from bias <MorningStar> plus, she has b00bs!! * bentllama high fives MorningStar * Pallor[subnova] smacks morningstar
<KP> your cries fall on deaf audio cards.
* Lucifer7 sets mode: +hiv P_40E P_40E * Lucifer7 sets mode: -hiv P_40E P_40E <P_40E> OMG D:
<MikeMan445> Phear us crippled ops! <P_40E> =D * MikeMan445 grows drunk with his limited power
<Narcogen> MikeMan445 < Narcogen < Dirt < Louis Wu
<Khas> omg leik t3h 7!!11!!bungie lol!!11(9 <Boxer[homeworking]> ... <[7S]HunterX> a third of a lot of crap gets destroyed after the seventh seal is broken <[7S]HunterX> eh? eh? <William[HM]> Where the fuck did the (9 come from? XD * Boxer[homeworking] calling all ops this is a code fucktard, I repeat code fucktard <Khas> I honestly don't know. <William[HM]> rofl <KP> WHERE!?!? <Khas> I was hittin random numberzez <Boxer[homeworking]> Khas <Boxer[homeworking]> You know what to do KP <Khas> *hides* <KP> Khas, stop being a douche bag <Boxer[homeworking]> good work <Khas> :P I know <William[HM]> rofl <KP> apparently you don't
* blarp prank calshisel <blarp> woah * blarp prank calls himself*
<Lucifer7> we're a 110,000 user city underneath SF <Lucifer7> ... <Lucifer7> DID I JUST SAY USER FOR POPULATION <William[HM]> rofl <William[HM]> Loser. * Lucifer7 needs a frelling break from IRC.
<Ma1agate> so will alt + F4 <Pak> SHHH <Pak> alt+f4 is the SECRET command. <MikeMan445> Ma1, stop... No tricking people. * JavaUser0 has quit IRC (Quit: JavaUser0) <mendedsword> you guys are myschevious <Ma1agate> LOL
<DragonReborn> A virus or hacker is molesting my computer. <DragonReborn> :( <[7S]HunterX> "Ow! My ports!"
<Pak> Wu came from a collaboration of Larry Nivens DNA with Lopez's spare parts. <Pak> And some goat pron. <retsamolah> ew <nof> with cheetos for flavor <retsamolah> mmmmm <jabond> wanna see some goatplay? <Pak> And so was born, a legend. <Blackstar> puffy or crunchy? <Eric|Sleepses> both <Blackstar> ooh.
<dogchow> all with the exception of will, dei and vec will miss me during my absence * Parts: dogchow (~dogchow@Subnova-8B954F7F.bowie01.md.comcast.net) <vector40> f him <William[HM]> Yes, f him in the eye. <Stefander> t3h.
* SanchezTheLlama goes to shower <SanchezTheLlama> omgnekkidllama <SanchezTheLlama> :o * rets|FF_CD licks his lips
<SealBasher> Oh god... bentllama hasn't typed in a while. <SealBasher> Lord only knows he's getting a link of some sort..
<Stefander> =o <JavaUser> =) <Bluestone> =] <SanchezTheLlama> =D <JavaUser> >=) <Bluestone> =[ <JavaUser> =( <Bluestone> τΏτ <beagle237> =X <JavaUser> =^] <SanchezTheLlama> XD <JavaUser> =^D <JavaUser> =^( <Bluestone> =~#
<Pak> That's because you're using a banana as a pen WK. <WhoKnew> DAMN.
Inspired by: * retsamolah writes: and thus, a^2 + b^2 does not = c^2because the randomness theorum inserts pumpkins and catapults andbabies into the equation<Boxer[sn]> I would like to submit that catapults^2 is equal to one metric fuckton <Pak> No. <Boxer[sn]> lol <Pak> Catapaults^2 is equal to Canada <Boxer[sn]> which weighs 1 metric fuckton <Boxer[sn]> you didn't listen in class <Pak> and Canadax4 is equal to one metric fuckton <Boxer[sn]> no <CammanB> so the amount of pumpkins^2 plus babies^2 is equal to one fuckton <Pak> Yes camman. <Boxer[sn]> CanadiaX4= 2 Metric Fucktons <Pak> Ahhh. <Pak> So 2x canada = 1 metric fuckton <Boxer[sn]> 4=2 <Pak> For large values of 2. <Boxer[sn]> so 1 Canada = 1 Metric Fuckton <Pak> I see. <Boxer[sn]> Fucktons can only be multiplied by even numbers <Zerostar> lol fuckton <Boxer[sn]> or multiples of 4 <Boxer[sn]> 1,4,8,12 <Pak> So if we were to launch the babies out of the catapults, it would become one metric dontgivafucketer <Boxer[sn]> etc <Boxer[sn]> Exactly <Pak> Gotcha. <Boxer[sn]> I think we just solved world hunger
<Hieros> http://www.rit.edu/~jts0422/Movies/Group_X_video.swf">http://www.rit.edu/~jts0422/Movies/Group_X_video.swf <Wintermute> I don't click links without explanations. <Hieros> movie <Wintermute> Very good explanation.
<SNA_CyberBob> ok, ross: http://gallery.thenotsolateshow.com/hbo/67_G">http://gallery.thenotsolateshow.com/hbo/67_G yes or no? <Oz> IM NOT GAY
<Jyaashu> <<; Why does b.net screw up for me so much? * Jyaashu noticed New Mombasa is gone. <KP> the forum, the level, or the hpc multiplayer map <Jyaashu> The forum. <Jyaashu> XD <KP> the internet begs to differ: http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=6">http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=6 <KP> internet: 1, Jyaashu: 0 <Jyaashu> XD; Thanks, KP. <KP> don't thank me... thank... THE INTERNET
<KORHAL> damn i dropped a peice of chicken in my keyboard...now thats gonna drive my cat crazy
<SFLegend> lbm, thought fasting meant you would be thin enough ;) <MorningStar> heya sara <sara> hello <Littlebigman> .. <Hawk7886> fasting means thin or DIE <Littlebigman> dont make fun of my weight <SFLegend> you were the one who sucked in... <Hawk7886> yeah, sucker <Hawk7886> har har har <KORHAL> ok lbfattymcfatfat <[7S]HunterX> ive been losing weight at a steady 1.5 lbs per month <[7S]HunterX> beat that! <SFLegend> littlebigfattymasterchieffatfat? <Michael_M> littlebigmeat <Littlebigman> >:( <KORHAL> i weigh 130, beat that! <Hawk7886> or littlebigmac... <Hawk7886> but hey, I digress <Littlebigman> i weigh 140 <KORHAL> LMAO * [7S]HunterX jumps <[7S]HunterX> i weigh nothign! <Hawk7886> in your pants? <Littlebigman> the reason i look so big is because im short and come from a large family * KORHAL throws lbm's pants out the window <KP> .pants * Littlebigman dives for them <Dr_at_Home> lol <KORHAL> its a 50 story building lbm <KORHAL> ouchy <Littlebigman> ...damn
* Kraken wips Pak with his tentacle * Kraken swims away *** Reclaimer has quit (Quit: Halo 2 5wks 6days 8hrs 8mins 52secs) <Pak|> I read that as testicle at first... <Pak|> I was going to beat you. <Mackenzie> lol <KORHAL> * Kraken wips Pak with his testicle <retsamolah> that would hurt Kraken more than you <KORHAL> o.O <MrFluffy[chitin]> lol <Kraken> O_O <GreyWolf> how long can you keep the squid theme going Kraken <SanchezTheLlama> ... <Kraken> grey <Kraken> my name is frickin kraken <Pak|> So. <Kraken> i'll keep it up as long as i want
<Mackenzie> Damn Goldie... <KORHAL> lol <retsamolah> just stick a nade to him *** KORHAL is now known as Goldie <Mackenzie> No weapons AT ALL <Goldie> im here to haunt you Mackenzie! <Mackenzie> DAMN! <retsamolah> oh <Mackenzie> NOOO!!! ='( * Goldie chases Mackenzie * Mackenzie jumps off a bridge. * Goldie is an elite and dives off the bridge after Mackenzie
<Spenser[HM]> i said shit on accident earlier *** Spenser[HM] has been kicked by Lopez (Watch your language!)
<KORHAL> wow, for a channel with 47 people on it..it sure is quiet *** poaj_chumley has quit (Client Quit) <ZexGX> you bastard <ZexGX> you killed him <ZexGX> >:( <KORHAL> 1 down...46 to go * KORHAL laughs monihiclay *** Crassworm has left #HBO (aaaack...) * KORHAL kills his spell check <ZexGX> you... bastard! *** Crassworm has joined #HBO <KORHAL> 2 down...45 to go <Crassworm> :P <KORHAL> make that 3 <ZexGX> woot! respawn! <ZexGX> :D <Crassworm> lol <KORHAL> damn! <ZexGX> pwnt
* DeimosFawkes +srkfwzibuloavqHNTLKWF <beagle237> 19:37:55 [buttercup] -!- Your user mode is [+sckwzilovHKWF]
<Hueg_Thigh_Dued> it wouldnt let me download it <Hueg_Thigh_Dued> 1 kp/s <Hueg_Thigh_Dued> kb* <SNA_Lucifer7> rofl <SNA_Lucifer7> 1 kp/s: the speed at which someone runs.. <KP> kp/s <KP> lol <Pak|> 1 kp/s: the speed at which someone hobbles. <Hueg_Thigh_Dued> rofl Luci <SNA_Lucifer7> he said it, i didn't... <KP>ha....................................hah...............................................haha. <SNA_Lucifer7> 1 kp/s: the speed at which disability requests are processed <KP> normally takes about a month <KP> after you get the doctor to sign the form, atleast. <Pak|> Dang your dl must be slow then. <KP> and then make sure that an MD signs it, not their PA
<Reclaimer> do I still get teh bute for knee? * Reclaimer was kicked by Lopez (Watch your language!) * Reclaimer has joined #HBO <Reclaimer> teh bute D: D: D:
<DevinOlsen> I was > gil in Checkers <DevinOlsen> So whats he do? <DevinOlsen> Closes the window <DevinOlsen> >=( * DevinOlsen has quit IRC (GHOST command used by Gil27)
<bentllama> shish is a kitty <bentllama> harmless :)
<two> imagine if you will, you're standing on a grade of finely processed salt in a salt factory <two> now, there is a very large rusty blade flying towards you at a very high speed <kingphreak> oh god, do I duck? <two> imagine now, the feeling you will have as you fall into that salt after you are run through with that blade <Stefander> Heh. :P <kingphreak> wait, ow? <kingphreak> I hit the blade? <kingphreak> dont I die? <Stefander> Nope. <two> you're in the process of dying <Stefander> It's just a fleshwound. <Stefander> A very deep one, though. <Gutupio> and theres salt in the wound <Gutupio> lots
<Eric[HM]> http://www.lbm.com/">http://www.lbm.com/ BAHAHA <Eric[HM]> LBM Software Development <Magus> Must be flawed. <Spenser[HM]> eric <Spenser[HM]> its no wonder they changed their name
<William> I yell in binary at school. :o <CoLd_BlooDed> rofl <William> I'm almost fluent in it now.. <CoLd_BlooDed> "ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO! ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO!" <CoLd_BlooDed> You could curse at the teachers without them knowing. <Boxer[sn]> That's sad <CoLd_BlooDed> "Do your homework!" "Zero zero four!" <CoLd_BlooDed> :o <William> 2? <CoLd_BlooDed> four. <CoLd_BlooDed> That's a curse in binary. <CoLd_BlooDed> The worst kind. <Boxer[sn]> liez!! <CoLd_BlooDed> it's the binary f-word
<WhoKnew|FF_CD> I think he wants the MC in another place <WhoKnew|FF_CD> wink wink <WhoKnew|FF_CD> nudge nudge <SFLegend> who knew? <WhoKnew|FF_CD> eat sheet SFLegend <SNA_Bob> I can do the boot thing too if lopez doesent * SFLegend munches on a cotton sheet <WhoKnew|FF_CD> ... <WhoKnew|FF_CD> I meant sheet <WhoKnew|FF_CD> as in a bedsheet <SNA_Bob> oh <SNA_Bob> ok <WhoKnew|FF_CD> ;) <SFLegend> a cotton bedsheet then * SNA_Bob watches SFLegend munch on a bedsheet <SFLegend> needs salt
<Michael_M> '...I heard it improves your 'marital parts'... oh, wait, I meant martial arts' <Michael_M> "Hey, little boy. If you come down to my basement, I'll show you some 'martial arts' "
* snowy_duck talks in professional language because KP makes him stiff <snowy_duck> ....scared stiff
* Pak blows commander kelly' <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> ACK * Pak kills the enter key. <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> HE IS WORSE THAN SHISHKA
<Verda[Stopdoingthat]> Have a good gorefest <gtjuggler> heh <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> splatter soemone for me <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> and hump them for me too <gtjuggler> how can i NOT at Wu's <Pak> Enjoy making teh hawt luv on claudes couch. <gtjuggler> yeah that too <gtjuggler> oh good lord <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> CROUCH CROUCH CROUCH <Jason_4_04> :P <gtjuggler> *vomits* * gtjuggler has quit IRC (Quit: gtjuggler) <Pak> lol <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> heh <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> you kiled him <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> with mental images <Pak> I did didn't I. <Verda[Stopdoingthat]> your worse than Shishka
* DownloadTHIS (~xdrtml@homelan-BFB8AFC.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #hbo * SanchezTheLlama is now known as UploadTHAT <UploadTHAT> =p * TobyDillman slaps DownloadTHIS around a bit with a large trout <TobyDillman> Download THIS, bitch * William is now known as StreamOTHER <UploadTHAT> upload THAT hoe * Choob is now known as HoldME <StreamOTHER> No. <TobyDillman> o.o <HoldME> Hoooold me. <StreamOTHER> Go to Hell, you fag. * StreamOTHER gaybashes! * DownloadTHIS (~xdrtml@homelan-BFB8AFC.cable.mindspring.com) has left #hbo <Hawk7886> ... <TobyDillman> ...hope he wasn't gay
<Fajita> since when do cakes need readmes? <Fajita> ohhh <BOLL> a note with "readme" next to the cake <goatrope> fineprint on the corner of the cake <goatrope> in pink icing <Fajita> sounds like somethign from alice in wonderland <Fajita> "eat me" "drink me" "readme"
*After heated discussion about various world powers*<dogchow33> you think echelon is listening in yet? <dogchow33> we've had bin laden <dogchow33> jihad <Hawk7886> hitler <Speedy> hitler <dogchow33> hitler <Hawk7886> elect <dogchow33> bush <Speedy> bush not elected <dogchow33> war <dogchow33> canada, usa <Hawk7886> world domination <dogchow33> tupac <two> kill the president for allah <Hawk7886> that too <Speedy> llammas <dogchow33> all we need now is "go" and we'll see the agents on our doorsteps in an hour <Hawk7886> GO! <Hawk7886> alternatively, "Wort!" <dogchow33> I already said it, nub
<foxygrandpa117> hey Hawk7886 go wathc our videos and tell us if we blow... <Hawk7886> foxy, those have been done <Hawk7886> and documented <Hawk7886> and raped <Hawk7886> and molested <Hawk7886> with a few restraining orders on them <Hawk7886> and then killed <Hawk7886> buried <Hawk7886> dug up * foxygrandpa117 Quit <Hawk7886> ... <Hawk7886> I wasn't done
<two> gholsbane I'm punishing you for this <Gholsbane> ok * two sets mode: +v Gholsbane * two sets mode: -v Gholsbane <Gholsbane> oh noez! <Gholsbane> now i can't talk! <Hawk7886> not the voice! <Gholsbane> whatever shall i do! <Gholsbane> oh <Gholsbane> i know <Gholsbane> i'll do this <Hawk7886> if you... <Gholsbane> /kick Hawk7886 <Gholsbane> or this * Gholsbane sets mode: +v two * Gholsbane sets mode: -v two <Gholsbane> hahahahaha, die zcum! * two sets mode: +v two <two> your jedi mind tricks will not work on me * haveblue sets mode: -hh two Gholsbane <haveblue> owned
<LouisWu> I've got a smack for you - that's a start <Konrad> KP choked me, that was bad enough <LouisWu> I paid him for that. <LouisWu> damn, did I say that out loud? <Konrad> You realize I'm still alive <LouisWu> yeah, I've asked for a refund. <Konrad> KP never could get stuff done all the way <Konrad> Hence the fact he has ONE leg, not NO legs
<snowy_duck> i got 5 bucks once for taking a viagra first hour last year at school <snowy_duck> along with my friend who ate the other one in the sample pack <snowy_duck> damn it hurt <Hawk7886> rofl snowy <Hawk7886> did anyone notice? <snowy_duck> YES <Spenser> possibly <Spenser> whats it to you <snowy_duck> my table partner in science that i always flirt with <retsamolah> ew <Hawk7886> awesome <Konrad> yeah, his hands did... <Hawk7886> her, hopefully <snowy_duck> after she found out what me and my friend did i kept picking the table up by leaning back in my chair <snowy_duck> she would backhand me then <snowy_duck> so funny <Konrad> O_O
<Gutupio> i wanna marry this chick in fable, but i cant find a wedding ring <Gutupio> omg, i found a wedding ring <Gutupio> i'm gonna marry a chick <Hawk7886> rape! <Gutupio> i just hope the guy who's been hitting on me isnt there <Hawk7886> hitting on... you? <Gutupio> yea, he thinks i'm sexy <Hawk7886> ... <MikeMan445> Maybe I should reconsider my Fable purchase... <Gutupio> and i have scars all over my body from fighting in only my union jack boxers <MikeMan445> Ok, I'm definitely reconsidering my Fable purchase. <Hawk7886> That's what I was thinking, mike
* DevinOlsen buys a tuxedo * dogchow makes obligatory joke involving "penguins"
* Joins: Tactic (@) <William> :o <William> Tactic? <Tactic> Yes'm? <William> It.. can't be.. <William> And I'm not a madam. <Tactic> Noted. <William> You're just too used to talking to KP.. * Tactic waits for rimshot <William> :-( It's too self-serving for me to do it! <William> GAAAAAAAAAH! <William> <rimshot> <William> </rimshot> <Tactic> O.o <William> Whoo, HTML rimshot! <Tactic> :D <William> ^.^
<Tac-lagfixing> If I go offline.. <Tac-lagfixing> Bury the corpse. <Tac-lagfixing> And keep it away from William
<Bleed> iRiver, iPod, iTunes... <mr_n00b> iBleed? <Bleed> iGuess. <mr_n00b> iSee
* Verda|Food has left irc.subnova.com (Quit: and so the majicaly hamsters lept up and crushed Earth's cities, but one thing John-117 made clear, we shall not hand over the muffins.)
<nof> So how do I tell if this computer has DDR memory? <Konrad> Nof <rendar> check your motherboard manual <Konrad> model number? <CammanB> turn on music and see if it tells you where to step, nof.
<Verdafolio> hi there everybody <Zerostar> heyo * P_40E sexes verda * SanchezTheLlama sets verda on fire ((1) Hi.) <Verdafolio> Ack <Verdafolio> I have the worst luck <Verdafolio> CJ sets me on fire <Verdafolio> P_40E sexes me <SanchezTheLlama> I'll say, you're on fire. <Verdafolio> and worst of all <P_40E> but that's a good thing <Zerostar> you were sexed and set on fire <Verdafolio> Zerostar said hello to me
<Pak|> Kraken has two asses. <Kraken> five <Pak|> ...
<YoPakDa|> THERES A FAT GUY BEHIND SHISH <Konrad> OMG KP
* akba is now known as ak <YoPakDa|> lol * ak goes back into suclusion * YoPakDa| is now known as ba * ba needs his better half. <Mirel> baak <ba> ... <ba> You're dumb. <Mirel> dot dot dot <Mirel> I was joking, you don't have to take me seriously <ba> But it makes you look more dumb if I take you seriously. <Mirel> you suck
<William[HM]> iSex your mom. <SC_DNO> iKnow
<dizzy[subnova]> I downloaded some sleep last night :O <CoLd_BlooDed> I upload caffeine. <SanchezTheLlama> I uploaded my [BLAM] into your moms [BLAM], then downloaded my [BLAM] into her [BLAM]
<Michael_M> !seen Skavenger_s7 <Lopez> I don't know who Skavenger_s7 is. <Michael_M> ppth <Michael_M> NOOB
<Eric{coding}> wtf is soylent green?
<Warbow> people
<Pak|> if you type just '/' and press enter it brings up the last message. <SNbot> no it doesn't <SNbot> no it doesn't <SNbot> whoa it does!
<William> condition = "Alone in the world";
<William> do
<William> {
<William> cout << "I fucking hate you. ADD TO THE SHITPILE: ";
<William> cin >> shitpile;
<William> } while ((condition == "Alone in the world") && (you == condition));
<William> // That's going to repeat for a while..
<William> return "OH FUCK IT ITS NOT LIKE ITLL EVER STOP LOOPING BECAUSE TOBY SUCKS MONKEY ASS AND WILL DIE ALONE";
* TobyDillman cries
<TobyDillman> It's true
<William> It's alright..
* William takes Toby out back and shoots him.
<TobyDillman> You've been waiting for that, haven't you, you fucker
<William> Probably.
<Kyrceck> anyways... <Kyrceck> I just went to a 100 man halo tournament <Kyrceck> and I got 3rd place! <Magus> Must've been the bottom 100, Kyrceck. <Kyrceck> I'm writing a write-up of it, for the forum <William> Kyr likes being on bottom. <Kyrceck> nah, magus <Kyrceck> these guys where hard
* Spenser shatters silence. <Tirion> omg you broke it <Tirion> you have to buy it now * Spenser buys silence for 8.5 cents * P_71W explodes <Spenser> i had nothing to do with that <Spenser> and i'm not buying P_71W * P_71W (~2DAA90EB@2F51111A.E04C33E8.64FAE48A.IP) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <P_40E> look what you did D: <Tirion> omg he really did explode
<CammanB> Just recalling good times. <Boomerica> it was last fucking night <Boomerica> loser
<Shishka> THIS JUST IN <Eric> OH SHIT <Eric> MORE GAY SEX TECHNIQUES!
<Lucifer7> Recently some kids at school were competing with how far they could push a water battle down their throat. <Lucifer7> One girl managed to put the whole thing in without choking. O.o <CoLd_BlooDed> Lucifer, did they tell you that satan made them do it? <William> Sounds like a classy girl. <KP> wtf <Shishka> Lucifer7: One girl managed to put the whole thing in without choking. O.o <Shishka> Next time, on Out of Context Theater
----- 7:50 AM <Will> *gasp* * Will is now known as William <William> Bastards. <William> >:( SPEAK! <BOLL> o.O <William> Good morning. Come out of your hole. <BOLL> ass <Warbow> wook? <William> Foo'. <William> So, BOLL comes out of his hole to call me an ass.. is that all I'm to remember you by? :'( <BOLL> .... <BOLL> You have a bad memory eh? <William> Yes, yes I do. <William> Unfortunately, I need to go slit my wrists.. <BOLL> Good, then you wont remember that either. <William> ...I hate it when you go to do something, then just forget what you're going to do. <William> Too bad I'm barely literate, too. <BOLL> I know that feeling <BOLL> especially when you have traversed the stairs in the progress <William> I have no stairs.. <William> ..although many an annoying relative would've found their death at the bottom of them if I did.. <William> ..in which case, I would live in a cell with nothing to remember all day. <BOLL> o_O <William> "Oh, really? You.. went skating.. amazing.. I would've never guessed.." *thump-thump-thump-thump...* <XLNC> seek help, William. <William> Not the first time I've been told that, actually. <William> Last time it was by a psychologist. O.o <BOLL> .. <William> <William> Not the first time I've been told that, actually. <William> <William> Last time it was by a psychologist. O.o <William> Whoops. <XLNC> doesn't take a psychologist to figure that out though. <William> >.< <William> WTF was that, you crappy mouse? <William> I wish I had stairs now.. * XLNC just walks away <William> Watch out for that first step. It's a killer. * William cackles.
<goatrope> KP, i demand free women. <Kyrceck> KP, same here <KP> free hosting was the deal <GreyThor> don't we all? <foxygrandpa117> oo free women? * Fajita (~fajita.of@Subnova-4DCB61CF.uwaterloo.ca) has joined #hbo <Fajita> boo <KP> ask and you shall receiver
<Jimmy> booty is fun <dogchow> haven't been there in years
<Jillybean> Wait - I bought a pair of Miss Sixty jeans that ACTUALLY FIT ME yesterday <Jillybean> C'mon - someone be impressed. Miss Sixty - MISS SIXTY!!!! <Boxer[sn]> Which are? <Boxer[sn]> Old People Pants? * mercury not here of miss sixty, but mercury isn't a fashion expert <Jillybean> The tiniest waist - longest legged jeans in the world <Jillybean> Miss Sixty are great jeans . . . but they're not made for people with, you know, flesh <mercury> barbie pants? <Boxer[sn]> So, you bought Holocaust survivor pants? <Jillybean> yes - but thinner at the waist and longer in the leg
<Zeta> goat, kick me. * Zeta was kicked by thebirthdayboy (No requests, sorry.)
* Eric is now known as Eric{codeing}
<Eric{codeing}> er
* Eric{codeing} is now known as Eric{coding}
<Eric{coding}> there
<Lucifer7> coding
<Lucifer7> spelling flunker
<Eric{coding}> stfu
<Eric{coding}> whore
<William> rofl
<William> ericsux
<GreyWolf> ..lopez
<Pak|> Coeding.
<William> Pak: That's not bad.
<William> That's a GOOD typo.
<Pak|> I know.
<Lucifer7> lmao
<Pak|> So you're making a less popular not as good HBO? <Kyrceck> no <Kyrceck> im making a less popular not as good subnova <Kyrceck> ;0
<Shishka> Sep7, it just occured to me, you didn't happen to name yourself after the character from Stardust, did you? <Sep7imus> no... more literary, slightly less geeky. <Sep7imus> character from a Virginia Woolf novel. <Shishka> Ah, okay. <Sep7imus> I assume you named yourself after the skewering of Born on Boards. <Shishka> Correct! <Sep7imus> it took me a while to get that... I kept reading your name as "Shiksa" and wondering if you were a Jewish woman.
<Sep7imus> you like your queers a bit more manly, Ross? <Sep7imus> I could see that about you. <Oz> Thanks Sep7
* CyberBob tests his newest creation
* Eric{coding} cowers in fear and calls in the Army
<Bluestone> Is it a mechanical 500ft BOLL?
<Bluestone> Programmed for total innihilation?
<Shishka> Bluestone: Programmed for total innihilation?
<Shishka> Great typo
<Bluestone> lol, Oops
<Shishka> "I've created a giant transforming robot that's hell bent on total inhalation."
<haveblue> it totally sucks
<Shishka> *RIMSHOT*
<c0ld> im cooler <CoLd_BlooDed> hah <c0ld> colder <CoLd_BlooDed> :O
<DeimosFawkes> so long, suckers! * DeimosFawkes (~3of9@ircops.subnova.com) Quit (Quit: We have come to terms.) <SC_DNO> ok...now normally hearing "so long, suckers!" from someone wouldnt be bad...but when its the owner of the server....
<Lucifer7> it'd be funny to become a fed and just hang out on irc with a .gov host <Lucifer7> see people freak out and laugh at them
* Lucifer7 installs windows 1.0 on Littlebigman's computer <Lucifer7> die, fool <Littlebigman> NOEZ!
<Verdafolio> LASFKEWIOFNWEOIFNWEIONBIWENEUT <CoLd_BlooDed> :O <CoLd_BlooDed> alas <CoLd_BlooDed> I am defeated <Verdafolio> This is why i need sleeping pills to sleep
<LBM> !kick Pak| <LBM> lol <KP> !kick LBM * LBM was kicked by Lopez (Requested)
<Sep7imus> wait...this has been two minutes of Halo related conversation. <Sep7imus> that's not allowed on #hbo <SanchezTheLlama> oh yeah <SanchezTheLlama> KP, you better kick us
<SC_DNO> [12:30] * Eric{notintexas} restarts
<SC_DNO> [12:30] <Konrad> Dammit
<SC_DNO> [12:30] * LBM has quit IRC (Client Quit)
<SC_DNO> whats this?
<KP> heh
<SC_DNO> eric restarts...but LBM leaves...ERIC IS LBM????
<KP> are you still here?
<Shishka> I can't imagine eric has created a persona even worse than the original
<TobyDillman> Wordplay is the best form of comedy <LouisWu> stunt doesn't play with words. <LouisWu> it's more like brutal torture.
<Boxer[lofting]> OUCH!!! * Boxer[lofting] just whacked himself in the nuts with a power cord <SC_DNO> me too <SC_DNO> lmfao <Boxer[lofting]> Damn thing got caught under something and I pulled <Boxer[lofting]> It gave and came sailing towards me at high speed <GreyThor> uh, OUCH <Boxer[lofting]> The rest is pain <goatrope> lol <GreyThor> plan to have kids, Boxer? <Boxer[lofting]> Not anymore :(
<Verdafolio> anyone seen my pants <Verdafolio> i need them for school tomorrow <Tactic> They're in my tree.. <Verdafolio> um <Tactic> Come get them <Verdafolio> i dont think so <Verdafolio> you that sex maniac <Tactic> Ah well. More for meh. <Verdafolio> i'm not climbing up your tree without patns
<Chris> Anyone alive in here <Konrad> No <MorningStar> no <Bageldog> no <Konrad> Screw you <mercury> You want the "living room" (pun intended), its down the hall...
<Zeta> Legend of Stan? rofl <Narcogen> shoot lower to start with <Narcogen> like the Anecdote of Stan <Narcogen> or the Limerick of Stan <Narcogen> or perhaps even the Cocktail Napkin Note Of Stan
* kingphreak gives dize a long stare.. * kingphreak reaches for his pistol. <kingphreak> theres not enough room in this town for the both of us. * kingphreak was kicked by dizzy[subnova] (BANG!)
<kingphreak> Cold, you really know how to take a conversation, rape it, throw it in the back of your car, take it to an isolated part of the forest, chop it up and bury it. <MasterCheat> Man i just got here and im getting picked on <CoLd_BlooDed> You forgot the lighting on fire. <kingphreak> DAMNIT
<Reclaimer> <two> I have only used it once, and its power was so mighty, the rivers of Egypt ran dry <-- wtf are you talking about? your penis?
<CoLd_BlooDed> sara has already been briefed on LBM? <CoLd_BlooDed> wow <sara> yeah cold <CoLd_BlooDed> he's so unpopular he's popular <Konrad> she's been coming here for quite a while <SanchezTheLlama> CoLd, it's in the greet message now <Pak|> lol <Konrad> Jesus christ <Konrad> That was his plan all along!
<two> yeah, because everyone posts links to gay sex techniques all the time <Eric> you just arent around when shishkas talking, two
<Konrad> let's use our common sense <Lucifer7> i fired mine <Eric> lol
<Pak|DinnerElsewhere> I should make my Xbox profile "Dirty Lopez" * Geary has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +v Geary <Pak|DinnerElsewhere> And then invent a sexual position to go with the name. <mr_n00b> ... <Geary> ...wtf?
<WhoKnew> Let's see if saying that word still kicks <WhoKnew> knee <WhoKnew> Thank god. <WhoKnew> ;) <Blazorax> knww <Blazorax> knee * Blazorax was kicked by Lopez (Watch your language!) <WhoKnew> Woah. * Joins: Blazorax <WhoKnew> I AM INVINCIBLE
<Pak|> I made a great script for a halo movie. <Pak|> I might even be able to get the xboxs and tvs I need for it too. <nof> nobody carez <nof> :p <Pak|> But, alas, I have naught the technology required to capture video. <Pak|> Or edit. <Stefander> =) * Stefander also has capturecard <WhoKnew> Maybe you should just blink REALLY FAST <Konrad> Oh shit <WhoKnew> and try to remember each image <Stefander> t3h <WhoKnew> you can then reproduce it pixel for pixel in paint <Pak|> That wouldn't make a video idiot. <Pak|> Oh. <WhoKnew> and piece it together into a gif <WhoKnew> Then, you simply memorize the noises <Pak|> That would be, dumb. <WhoKnew> and using a combination of foley and your mouth <WhoKnew> you piece the sound together with gif <Pak|> I wouldnt need noises. <WhoKnew> and voila <WhoKnew> MOVIE <WhoKnew> oh, then it's 50% easier! <Pak|> It would be a song only, no dialouge. <Pak|> I'll stick to not making it until I can get a capture card. <Pak|> That's 117% easier. <WhoKnew> nah <Pak|> 343% then? <WhoKnew> nah <WhoKnew> 777% <Pak|> I doubt it would be 419%... <Konrad> ... <Konrad> Losers <Pak|> 777% is waaaay too high. <Pak|> Far too easy. <Pak|> Sitting on my ass all days is like, 419% easier. <Pak|> So I don't even know what 777% would be. <KiP> shush <KiP> let it die
<CammanB> whee *** Signoff: P_71W (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <CammanB> whoa....when i say whee it kills someone randomly? <CammanB> whee *** Signoff: Eric (Quit: Leaving) <CammanB> holy shit <CammanB> whee <Gil27> no more of us ass <CammanB> lol *** Signoff: Gil27 (Quit: Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <CammanB> got em
* DeimosFawkes has quit IRC (Nick collision) <Peterfolio> wha? <Eric> it means his nicks had an accident <Eric> i do have some good news though * DeimosFawkes has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +u DeimosFawkes <Eric> diemos just saved a bunch of money on his nick insurance by switching to geico
quit: (c0ld) (Ping timeout:) <c0ld|work> no...NO <c0ld|work> COME BACK ME!! <c0ld|work> DAMMIT <c0ld|work> now im stuck here with st0pid hops <c0ld|work> Err <c0ld|work> yea... cooler than the rest... <Jillybean> oh yeah c0ld - now I see your true colours <Jillybean> I could dehop you you know <Jillybean> my finger is hovering <c0ld|work> not enough power! <c0ld|work> we suck <Jillybean> DAMN
<SanchezTheLlama> canadians wear dresses? =o <SanchezTheLlama> I thought you all walked around nude, with a maple leaf covering your....you know <P_40E> well, that's what I do, I'm not sure about everyone else...
<haveblue> this is my real name <Eric> lol <Lucifer7> haveblue gomez <PeterFolio> lol <KP> it is, i've seen his driver's license <KP> he shits you not
<two> tonight shall be a MOOSE FREE NIGHT * two sets mode: +b *!*@*.ca
<KP> before the mad 1230 rush hits * KP walks fast <Furhman|Work> you got 9 minutes <Furhman|Work> go NOW * KP has quit IRC (Quit: stfu about leg jokes. I WILL BAN YOU ALL) <Verdafolio> you mean hobbles fast <Furhman|Work> dont you mean Hobble <Verdafolio> damnit!
<Gutupio> fajita's a guy now??????? <Gil27> since last week gutu <Fajita> apparently <Fajita> dammit
/* On Hawk and his sister Sara.. */ <MikeMan445> are you guys in the same house... <sara> hold on.... <sara> yeah! <sara> now i have a fork <sara> i was tempted to eat with my hands <Hawk> we don't need a play-by-play <sara> then i grabbed the fork <Jillybean> Look - why don't you two just shout at each other if you're in the same house? <Hawk> Jillybean, what? <sara> my other brothers still a spleep <Jillybean> so you are in the same house? <sara> sleep* <sara> yes <William> They're brother in sister? <William> and* <MikeMan445> yes <William> AND* <sara> yes will <William> I MEANT AND. <MikeMan445> ROFL <Hawk> Just jump a bridge, Will <P_71W> LMAO <MikeMan445> ROFL <William> Freudian slip. XD <MikeMan445> hawk and sara, sittin in a... ok i'm done <MikeMan445> that's just too nasty <amaroq> Rarely do I laugh at a typo, but that one got me <MikeMan445> rofl <Jillybean> Yeah <MikeMan445> yeah <Jillybean> Nasty <Jillybean> lol * sara pushes William down a very steep, long hill leading to the HBO well <MikeMan445> brother in sister <William> That typo was crazy. XD
<Hawk7886> Anyway, I'm gonna go wake up mom <Hawk7886> She if she'll take me now <Spenser> take you where <William> Spenser, in bed, I'd guess.
<Michael_M> What exactly ARE your dogs doing, anyway? <Konrad> not my dogs <Michael_M> Sure. <Konrad> <Konrad> so this friend of mine IM's me and points me toward this real estate site <Michael_M> Sure. <amaroq> They're having sex, Michael. You see, when two dogs love each other very much... <Konrad> And that's how you were born <P_40E> rofl <amaroq> oooo <DeimosFawkes> burn <Zeta> lmao <amaroq> lol <Konrad> /rimshot * Konrad is on a roll tonight
* Gil27 stabs Kyrceck <Gil27> sorry Kyrceck <Gil27> sorry KP* <Gil27> fucking a * Gil27 stabs KP* <Gil27> there we go <P_40E> ... <P_40E> nj * Lucifer7 stabs Gil27 <Lucifer7> RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY!
<dkn2> i'm not welcome here.. <Verdafolio> dkn2 you never were <Verdafolio> now leave * dkn2 has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited) <Verdafolio> yeah!
* Lopez sets mode: +v Fajita * Pallor[subnova] sets mode: +v MorningStar <Fajita> 'lo all <Pallor[subnova]> no girls allowed <Verdafolio> hello fajita * Pallor[subnova] sets mode: +v nof <Fajita> :( <Fajita> at all? <Verdafolio> hmmm <Pallor[subnova]> nope <Verdafolio> well i guess you have to get a penis * Fajita has quit IRC (Client Quit) <Verdafolio> lol <Pallor[subnova]> heh
<CoLd_BlooDed> There was one where there was bottles and bottles of wine, and I came to the conclusion that the captain was on crack. <CoLd_BlooDed> Or drunk. <CoLd_BlooDed> When the ship crashed. <Magus> Well, it's funny you mention "on crack"... <Magus> There ARE drugs in Morrowind. <CoLd_BlooDed> Really? <Magus> Yeah. <CoLd_BlooDed> Where? <Magus> Moon Sugar and Skooma. <CoLd_BlooDed> Oh, right. <CoLd_BlooDed> Heh... <two> that stuff never affected my character <CoLd_BlooDed> Well, the captain was tripping on a combination of Moon Sugar and Skooma. <two> pissed me off <CoLd_BlooDed> I've had moon sugar. <CoLd_BlooDed> Forget what it did, though. <CoLd_BlooDed> However, I woke up beside a Khajiit.
* Konrad was kicked by BOLL (Kick!) * Konrad has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +v Konrad <Konrad> I didn't know BOLL was Swedish for KP
<Fajita> is it possible to un-register a nick? <KP> yes. <Fajita> how? * KP makes up an answer with no research <Fajita> .... <Fajita> asshat. <KP> :)
<Hawk> Malolo says hi <Hawk> ... to everyone <Stefander> Hi back, Hawk. :) <Hawk> STALKER <Stefander> ;oP <Hawk> STEF IS A STALKER <Stefander> OMFG :o <Hawk> THE SMILEY FACE IMPLIES SICK THINGS <Stefander> :( <KP> :o <MereCatfish> :o <KP> we're going to have to ask you to leave, stef
<Hawk> Pick a number between 1 and 10, stunt <Hawk> I'm conducting a careful experiment <Stuntmutt> se7en <Hawk> You're horribly predictable
<DeimosFawkes> i ahve to pick up claire right now <DeimosFawkes> shit shit shit <KiP> GO <LouisWu> Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police suspect Homicide <KiP> WAIT * DeimosFawkes puts on pants first <KiP> PUT PANTS ON FIRST <KiP> GOOD
* Reclaimer invinted bugnie * Boxer[parasite] invented Reclaimer <Boxer[parasite]> One of my failures :(
<Boxer[parasite]> I found out that roxorz can't be used in scrabble <Boxer[parasite]> I was saddened
