archives
links
cool kids
other sites here
- KittenpixxKittenpixx! :D kingphreak's awesome petspix page.
- The Geary Sux PageThe website dedicated to informing the world of how the HBO community member, Geary, sucks.
- Ben's homepageA website for the second cutest cat on the intarweb.
- Annoying pageAn attempt to create the most annoying page on the internet. Created by searching geocities for 'omg' and picking the best things.
- PixMy leet pix.
- goatrope.pfordee.com"Best website ever" -me
- Halo for PSPHalo-related articles viewable on the PSP, by Mintz
- irc.pfordee.comNew IRC server! Join it!
<KP> i'm like the html fairy. <gutupio> yea, you're right about you being a fairy <KP> i go about the forum and touch the posts with urls in them to make them links <goatrope> i just got an image of kp dancing around in a pink tutu with a sparkling magic wands <hyp^[HM]> XD <P_40E> rofl <KP> how'd that work out for you? <goatrope> not great <goatrope> anybody have any soap? or maybe a knife? it's for my eyes.
<Verdafolio^5[DP]> Alright <AFKP> yeah, okay. <Verdafolio^5[DP]> go on procreate * Zophory has left #hbo (sick bastards, trying to rape those poor chickens....) <Verdafolio^5[DP]> we lose more people that way
<vector40> how come you never hear of upward spirals? <vector40> come to think of it, why is the downward motion a spiral? in what way is it circular? <vector40> is it supposed to call up the idea of a stalling plane? <KP> vector <KP> your very concepts are earth shattering <KP> please stop thinking them <KP> so that we may live.
<vector40> it's a kilt and it demonstrates my masculinity.
<goatdesk> /topic Welcome to HBO: Home of the uglies. And stef.
<goatdesk> narc, crrrrazy question <goatdesk> why did you move to kazakhstan? <goatdesk> work? <Michael_M> He moved to kazakhstan? <Michael_M> D: <goatdesk> he lives there. <Stefander> =o <Michael_M> wow <ZexGX> and Vec's the queen of england <vec-out> I AM the queen of england. <ZexGX> oh shit.
<Boxer> LOL...a Japanese guy wearing Stormtrooper armor. That just epitomizes the whole "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper" line.
<vector40> man <vector40> my old fan fiction is pretty funny <SanchezTheLlama> liez <Narcogen> That doesn't seem physically possible. <vector40> ehehe <vector40> I mean, I can recognize my style <vector40> but it's like if it had been dropped on its head at birth <vector40> and grew up mildly retarded <Narcogen> That's like... walking into the bathroom, noticing that someone has forgotten to flush... and then realizing it was you. <vector40> yeah, well, just stay away from my old forum posts <eskay> thats not a nice feeling <Narcogen> Not particularly, no.
<Narcogen> I wonder if there's a Water Drinkers Anonymous <Narcogen> to help break this crippling addiction to indoor plumbing <vector40> it's tough. * Narcogen senses this line of conversation running dry <vector40> maybe we should drop it. <Hawk> there's a solution to that, you know <Hawk> you could just remove the screen on any window <Narcogen> heh hawk <vector40> lol * Narcogen was laughing at a joke hawk didn't realize he made <vector40> there's a problem when WE'RE the only people who understand each other, man <Narcogen> Yes, but the problem is with THEM. <Hawk> D: <vector40> maybe we should make them go away. <vector40> would you like that? <Narcogen> A thought. <Hawk> maybe you should accept them and love them <vector40> no, no. I like the other idea. <vector40> come here, hawk. <Hawk> rats <vector40> I have a gift for you.
* Michael_M for the win <iDno> ^gay <Michael_M> ^gay <iDno> HAH <Michael_M> ^gay <iDno> it still missed me <iDno> damn.... * Michael_M is now known as a <a> ^gay <Jason_4_04> v gay <a> DAMMIT
<Cullen> wha? <Cullen> I don't remember getting off ibo <Boxer> You didn't, IBO faked it
<MrFizz> Your all obnoxious bastards. So you can all shut up now. <Zophory> what's with you? aliens forget to remove your anal probe again? <MrFizz> Touche, Zoph * MrFizz refers to google to find a come back
<vector40> are you pondering what I'm pondering, KP? <KP> no, i'm not. <KP> and i don't have nearly enough imagination to say something creative and comical. <vector40> D:
<CodyMiller> I'm workin on a new one right now actually ;-) <CodyMiller> then I'm going to do a non halo, but bungie related speedrun <Funkmon> Marathon Infinity? <Funkmon> Or Oni? Perhaps Gnop? <CodyMiller> haha never played gnop actually <Funkmon> No one else has either.
<goatzero> hey cody <CodyMiller> hello goat zero <goatzero> good news about the special runs page :) <goatzero> i've 0 shotted 9 of the 13 levels <CodyMiller> what's the zero in goatzero for? <goatzero> 0 shos :D <goatzero> *shots <goatzero> most are with deaths, but i've at least proven that they can be done <CodyMiller> which levels were NOT zero shotted? <goatzero> Cairo, Regret, Gravemind, High Charity <CodyMiller> oh ahaha zero shot, goat zero, I get it now! <goatzero> heh. <dogchow> gj man <dogchow> knew you had it in you
<Geary> no don't freeze now bitch! * GreyThor (GianMaleki@A8019A41.18D0F4B4.FE0B25A4.IP) has joined #hbo <Geary> bitch! <Geary> err <Geary> hey, Grey
<Boxer> who the hell gave CJ powers? <akba> He dosen't have powers, Boxer <Boxer> good <Boxer> I was worried there for a second <akba> The world isn't at it's end yet. --- SanchezTheLlama sets ban on *!*akba@*.tu.ok.cox.net
<eskay> what is it with guys an lesbians? I dont get it, it;s not like theyre getting any. Not that they would anyway <KP> no one expects you to get it <Konrad> eskay, we just do <Konrad> it's like chicks and diamonds <Konrad> or anything shiny <eskay> ... <Konrad> dare I say it, 'pretty' <eskay> mmm, prettyness * dogchow really doesn't dig lesbians all that much <retsamolah> omggay <KP> homo <Konrad> dogchow's gay
<KP> you've gon too far. <KP> to the point where no one cares anymore <Michael_M|busy> I've gon? <Michael_M|busy> http://roger.rosa.free.fr/artwork/in_progress/gon.jpg">http://roger.rosa.free.fr/artwork/in_progress/gon.jpg <KP> if you don've have the brainpower to sound it out phonetically and realize that i meant to say gone, or you're just a typo-bitch, you've got the problem, not me. <Michael_M|busy> I'm a phon-bitch <Michael_M|busy> Now sit down, shut up and die unless you're going to start saying your words right >operserv< set superadmin on -OperServ- You are now a SuperAdmin >operserv< svsnick Michael_M|busy typobitch OperServ- The nick Michael_M|busy is now being changed to typobitch. --- Michael_M|busy is now known as typobitch <typobitch> Holy crap <typobitch> You can do that? <typobitch> D: <KP> no <KP> i can't <KP> you did subconsciously <typobitch> <.< <KP> typobitch.
<KP> now on to more relevant topics <Narcogen> No, you can't do that with a monkey and Dannon yogurt. <Narcogen> So stop asking. <KP> why do i always make it all the way up the stairs and then spill a bit of my milk (jokes involving spilt milk will be punished). <Narcogen> Well, no point crying over a ... <Narcogen> ... knee <KP> one day, i'll kill you all. <Narcogen Hey, I'm just milking it for all it's worth! <KP> ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <Narcogen> that came around nicely <afkon> Don't have a cow, man * Narcogen pokes vector40 again <KP> you can't play any more <KP> go sit in the corner. <Narcogen> I'm literally stifling maniacal laughter so the staff won't hear me and think I've finally gone insane <KP> lol <KP> i bet you are <KP> because that milking one was pretty good. <afkon> You assume that they don't think that already
<Zeta> You aren't supposed to be here, Hawk <Hawk7886> I haven't been for a while <Hawk7886> I still haven't found the damn IBO java link D: <&KP> SEE <&KP> FUCKERS <&KP> I TOLD YOU IT WAS SMART TO HAVE IT IN THE TOPIC <&KP> HE WOULD HAVE KNOWN
<eskay> go fuck yourself <dogchow> mmk <dogchow> wanna come with?
* retsamolah sets mode +pwnt Calc test * retsamolah dances <KP> we called them pizzle dizzle days. <goatrope> gg rets <retsamolah> i bent that thing over like KP's mom <KP> actually no, we didnt' have such days. <goatrope> prizzle fo dizzle meh grizzle --- retsamolah is now known as CockAficionado <goatrope> HAHA <CockAficionado> grrrr <goatrope> go go gadget oper abuse
<Be0rn> hey cheerios <Be0rn> stop being a bitch. <Be0rn> thanks. <Cheerios> lol be0rn doesn't know me? * Cheerios is now known as dkn2 <dkn2> ha! * Quits: dkn2 (dkn2@Borg-14ED86E0.nc.hr.cox.net) (User is permanently banned (ha!))
<goatmgs3> my two nicks say i'm sleeping and playing mgs3 <goatmgs3> when in actuality i was at work <Narcogen> MGS3 stands for Microsoft Goat Studio 3. <PlasmaFire> LOL <Cullen|AFKBBQ> But not really. <Narcogen> No, really. <Narcogen> It's the industry standard in goat studios. <Narcogen> Although I hear the OpenGoat project is working on reverse engineering their file format. <Narcogen> and iGoat has a better interface, but isn't compatible with anything.
<akba> KP, retsamolah, goatrope, XBL? <KP> i'll play <KP> TEAM AWESOME <KP> UNITE <goatrope> quack <akba> We need to make a ring. <KP> quack <goatrope> quack <sorahn> can i play? <goatrope> quack <KP> QUACK <goatrope> QUACK <retsamolah> FLYING V!!!11111 <KP> QUACK <goatrope> QUACK <goatrope> QUACK <Hawaiian_Pig> lol mighty ducks... <Cullen> QUACK <KP> QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK <goatrope> FLYING VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <KP> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <akba> INFINITY QUACK <retsamolah> quick, ban cullen <KP> DUCKS! <sorahn> MOO! <retsamolah> he cant quack <sorahn> oh wait <Hawaiian_Pig> hahaha <goatrope> rofl <Cullen> Can too. <goatrope> i'm killing myself here <Hawaiian_Pig> oink....bitches
<DragonReborn> Wtf is PuTTy? <HunterX11> DragonReborn: terminal emulator/ssh client <HunterX11> for win32 <DragonReborn> Which is? <Crassworm> stuff <HunterX11> so you can connect to your remote shell <DragonReborn> Which is? <DragonReborn> Put it in stupid for me
<vector40[dead]> I'm a capable, intelligent, imaginative individual with a penchant for the impossible and a stubborn streak. If I can't find a way to marry Emma Watson, I'm not sure what to think of the world anymore. <vector40[dead]> I'm sure there's a Perl module or something. <Geary> ... <DarkPhibre> .. <hyp^[HM]> perl -MCPAN -e install Statuatory::Rape <vector40[dead]> AS FAR AS I KNOW SHE'S 18 <vector40[dead]> and I'm quieting anyone who tries to tell me different <Geary> she's not 18 * vector40[dead] has left #hbo (la la la I can't hear you)
* goatrope pokes.. am I still connected? * goatdesk (mongofoote@Borg-83EED85A.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Ping timeout) <goatrope> interesting
<dogchow> "@nd sea battle of Al Iskandriyah: Enemy Units: 5 Elite Decaremes (5 KIA) 3 Shore Batteries (3 KIA) 1 Whaling ship (1 KIA) 3 Shore Batteries (3 KIA) 1 Veteran Privateer (1 KIA) 2 Ironclads (2 KIA) <dogchow> Allied Units: 1 Nuclear Bomber <Konrad> haha <Konrad> I like those odds
* dogchow really needs a frelling summer job <retsamolah> ha <retsamolah> sell lemonade on the side of the road <retsamolah> or better yet, sell lmaonade <mr_n00b> commendable effort rets, you bring us... the funnies <dogchow> that's a damn dirty lie <dogchow> he brings us nothing but sorrow for his pitiful existence
<KP> i have a sneaking suspicion that eskay could beat up Konrad
<vector40> my dream home is going to have a water spigot computerside <vector40> ... and a catheter. <KP> ew and ow <vector40> fluid transfer is my only weakness. <KP> you ever had a catheter? <vector40> some kind of awesome mystical catheter <KP> nice <vector40> maybe just a big jar. <KP> if you're doing that you might as well just put a urinal under the desk <vector40> hey, plus a distiller, then I can just link the two systems. <vector40> ! <KP> but peeing sitting down is a bitch. <vector40> hey, I'll pee any which way <KP> i have the utmost confidence in your urination abilities. <Narcogen> And I choose THIS moment to open the chat window. <vector40> now narcogen <vector40> there's a man who can pee. <vector40> tell them about that time, narc
<Speedy> even where i don't have hair, duct tape for 6 hours hurts like a bitch coming off. <vec-out> do that often, speedy? <Speedy> watertight and protective vec, betterd that gloves. <vec-out> you use duct tape condoms?
<KP> i have 3 patches on my chest with no hair because of the moniters they put on me today. :( <KP> i was like "hey... i just got that!"
<Ma1agate> i'm surprised IZ can even SPELL LBM <Izual[FSRz]> I'm surprised YOU CAN'T FUCKING CAPITALIZE.
<akba> Goat <goatrope> akba <akba> Goat.... <goatrope> akba... <akba> I forgot what I was going to say. <akba> Thanks alot. <goatrope> nice.
<vector40> goatrope, will you sign my nipples. <goatrope> yes <akba> vector40, seriously; get help. <goatrope> i dunno if it'd all fit though <goatrope> my name's pretty long <goatrope> guess what else of mine is really long <vector40> hmm <vector40> I'll get breast implants <goatrope> my hair <vector40> your colon? <vector40> ah. <goatrope> colon might be long <goatrope> haven't measured in a while
<Hawk7886> obviously his colon is better than his hair <goatrope> possible <goatrope> but i can't run my fingers through my colon on a nice windy day <vector40> well, you could, but I can't imagine why you would. <goatrope> well, it's not enjoyable to.
<Stef|movie> I never watch pr0n.. Only here. =) <Stef|movie> Because I like clicking links. <William[HM]> lollargoatse <MC_vince> oh yeah, the "I didn't mean to click on it, honest mom" links <Stef|movie> rofl <Stef|movie> Nah. <Knifey|MrBawls> "IT WAS A POPUP I SWEAR" <Stef|movie> rofl <MC_vince> roflmao <Hawk7886> when I was young my parents bought the popup excuse <Hawk7886> I quickly learned about the history folder <MC_vince> my favourite is, I was looking at it so I could find the e-mail address to complain, but I needed to see the content, so I knew what I was complaining about. <Hawk7886> I'd smack you if you tried that on me <William[HM]> I'd smack you anyway. <MC_vince> How dare you hawk, people usually have to pay to smack me :o <William[HM]> ROFL <Hawk7886> ... :o
<Konrad> haha <Konrad> guild wars <Konrad> I did /ponder <Konrad> then I said "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" <Konrad> some random dude says: "I think so, but how are we going to get an octopus into the fridge?" <goatrope> niiiice <Magus> Nice.
<vector40> is there anything goatrope hasn't speed runnéd? <vector40> I weep for the future of his sex life. <goatrope> lol.. <goatrope> well played, my friend.
<hyp^[HM]> I did have sex with dogchow...
<hobo343> i thnk i'll lighten up the mood <hobo343> <hyp^[HM]> I did have sex with dogchow...
<KP> my mom just said a really funny thing to me, i was on the phone with her and she said "hope you get your work done soon" and i say" well it's gonna be hard with the internet right in front of me" she says "the whole internet?"
* Hawaiian_Pig is a 34 year old SM seeking a 13 year old SF <eskay> ... <Hawaiian_Pig> <_< <Cullen> My thoughts exactly.
<goatrope> chat = slayed <dogchow> *slain <goatrope> *slayed <dogchow> **slain <dogchow> like a chain <dogchow> in the rain <dogchow> ..by ducain? <vec-shower> you mean he reigns. <Hawk7886> and he inflicts great pain. <Hawk7886> he beats people with his cane. <hobo117> leaving plenty of blood stains <vec-shower> no, that's inane. <Hawk7886> I'll poke your membrane. <hobo117> stfu, your insane <vec-shower> not my brain! <Hawk7886> I'm not the one to blame! <vec-shower> don't be lame. <Hawk7886> I thought it would be plain <hobo117> ugh thats a shame <hobo117> but it'd be easy to feign * vec-shower chokes and dies <Hawk7886> why are we playing this game? <Hawk7886> vec, you had everything to gain! <hobo117> for the fame <vec-shower> I'll kill you all with salt. <Hawk7886> :<
<KP> i just fucking wailed on that final <KP> i whipped out my schlong and slapped it around a bit then handed it in and said "100, bitch." And it was so. <Yapok> :o <Yapok> nice! <vector40> (don't tell KP, but he missed a number and filled in every bubble for the wrong problem. He got a 2%.) <vector40> (he's going to have to repeat life.) <KP> NOOOOOO <vector40> BACK TO THE WOMB YOU GO
<Jillybean> but one day . . . <Jillybean> one day . . . <Littlebigman> I will be made a man? <Magus> Bwahahahahaha.
* Geary (Geary11@Borg-61BDDF5E.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) has joined #hbo <Boxer> STICKY DOOM!! <dogchow> asplode, bish <Boxer> ahem... <Boxer> STICKY DOOM!! * Boxer kicks Geary <Hawk7886> Leave him alone, he's lagging * Geary was kicked by dogchow (/geary asplode) * Geary (Geary11@Borg-61BDDF5E.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) has joined #hbo <Geary> lemme guess <Geary> boxer said Stickydoom? <Boxer> STICKY DOOM!! <dogchow> twice. * Geary asplode
<Ma1agate> i'd never wear a hemp suit. <Ma1agate> i'd be afraid people would smoke me.
<Ma1agate> ever notice how people in herpes commercials always lead the most romantic lives? <Ma1agate> i guess that's how they ended up there. <Stefander> Ma1, rofl. <Lucifer7> lmao <Farsight> hah
<N1NJ4> I need some good late night music <N1NJ4> ideas? <Milo> jars of clay <Stefander> Pie in a box. <Milo> you need a little christian in your life <N1NJ4> is that even a band stef? <N1NJ4> or just a food <N1NJ4> in a container <Stefander> Not really. <Stefander> But it would be a great song. <N1NJ4> hahaha
<Lucifer7> 6,600 students <Lucifer7> our school looks tiny compares to yours <Lucifer7> 1,330 <goathalo> 1400 here <goathalo> those are CAD people though <goathalo> so like.. 1100 american?
<dogchow> http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2005/04/19/110749.html">http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2005/04/19/110749.html <dogchow> it's a comast news story about an arizon swat team getting a monkey as a surveillence tool <Pak|Bday> lol <Pak|Bday> Splinter Cell: Monkey Recon <Boxer> rofl <Boxer> Monkey Gear Solid
<KP> <KP> ignore that. <Hawk7886> I refuse to * Hawk7886 glares at it
<KP> luci, what do you think about inspircd? <KP> i hear good things <hyp^[HM]> KP, it's a rival. <KP> hrm <goatessay> i recommend GoatIRCd <eskay> lol goat <eskay> features? <KP> goatircd official release LAST WEEK <goatessay> feature 1: it has "goat" in the name <KP> pwnt <eskay> XD <goatessay> feature 2: it rules <KP> whoa <goatessay> feature 3: the installation is simple <eskay> hehehehe <KP> how come no other ircds have thought of that? ruling. <goatessay> anti-feature 4: it doesn't really have anything at all <goatessay> i dunno man. i think Shadow has a +R (rule) mode, but dei never sets it. :( <KP> so it uses less memory than shadow? <eskay> oh :( <KP> omg <goatessay> yes, yes it does. <KP> swet. <goatessay> i'll send you guys the source code <goatessay> <goatessay> <eskay> omgomg <goatessay> <KP> lol <eskay> please do <goatessay> --copyright goatrope 2005 <Hawk7886> leet source dued <eskay> indeed * eskay copies and passes it off as her own <goatessay> omg!
<eskay> ok, poll <eskay> who here is currently wearing pants? <KP> i am <KP> i must've been tricked. <KP> filthy hobbitses <eskay> I am, if anyone cares :P <KP> no <KP> you ruined the illusion <eskay> sorry <eskay> lol <KP> the topless illusion lives on, however
<Narcogen> Our topic is so long it needs a tinyurl. <Hawk7886> My pants need a tinyurl <Narcogen> I think it already has one.
<Boxer> there's some kind of irony when you're killing somebody in "Sanctuary"
<Vinx> argh how do i identify again <Vinx> oh nevermind <-- Vinx has quit (Services nickname-enforcer kill)
<DeimosFawkes> we just need one stable <KiP> yeah <KiP> - <KiP> Server Up 7 days, 3:22:56 *** Server connection lost
* Joins: Shishka (~shishka@ircops.subnova.com) * enfinity.irc.subnova.com sets mode: +u Shishka * Lopez sets mode: +a Shishka <retsamolah> ohtehnoes <retsamolah> its shishka <Shishka> Hi kids <Shishka> is nof on? <retsamolah> no, but I'll gladly do the scheduling for our humpday if thats what this is about ;) <Shishka> rets- that's exactly what it's about <Shishka> Would you guys be able to play next week? <retsamolah> uh... probably <retsamolah> you'll have to ask nof. <Shishka> Jerk!
<Thorn> You can getb an RPG in Iraq for around 300-500 dollars american <ZexGX> Thorn, you'd probably hit a slight snag when you get to Customs, though <Thorn> Hmmm <Thorn> Id just take it out <Thorn> And be like <Thorn> "Let me through"? <ZexGX> *BLAM!* <ZexGX> * Thorn was killed by The Guardians <Thorn> LOL
<DragonReborn> Firefox has been searching for a plugin for 20 minutes. <Blackstar> which one? <Hawk7886> PornLibrary 0.8.3.1 <Lucifer7> i have that extension
<Lucifer7> i found my spare mouse <Lucifer7> ...and a condom? <mr_n00b> must be your lucky day Lucifer7 <vector40> practice safe mousing <Lucifer7> some CD <Lucifer7> labeled baby's first christmas * Lucifer7 chucks tha <Lucifer7> t <Lucifer7> i don't know what that was <CammanB> should've used the condom, then there wouldn't be any baby's first christmas
<Lucifer7> hmm <Lucifer7> what's this thing called DANGER.m3u * Lucifer7 listens to: Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (0:10/5:10) <Lucifer7> Aha.
<Gutupio> My dad ended up giving me a shortened version of the talk, b/c he found me watching a porn tape he had left in the vcr when I was about 11 <Gutupio> Dad: That's what people do when there in love. <Gutupio> Me: So you love mommy and the neighbors wife? <Gutupio> Dad: Okay, you dont have to love someone to do that, just think they look nice <Gutupio> Me: What about alcahol <Gutupio> Dad: If youve had enough beer son, everyone looks nice <Yapok> :o
<nof> Konrad, I reformatted windows <nof> it's great <Konrad> yeah it is <nof> so smooth <nof> I wish you could reformat women
<Hawk7886> heh, a Spinosaurus just kicked this little guy's ass <Hawk7886> so I selected the little guy and it's like, "Injured, but otherwise very good health" <P_40E> rofl <P_40E> 'I'm very good, except for this huge gaping wound' <Pig|Working> lol <Hawk7886> "I'm being eaten alive but otherwise I feel fine."
<N1NJ4> yeah, its not liking that <N1NJ4> might be something on my end... <Lucifer7> heh <SanchezTheLlama> it's always on your end, n1nj4 <Lucifer7> SanchezTheLlama, his end is rather close to his body <N1NJ4> thats what she said <N1NJ4> shit <N1NJ4> damn it <Lucifer7> ROFL <-- N1NJ4 has quit (Quit: N1NJ4)
<vector40> pron comes with a manual? <vector40> that seems kind of... <Michael_M> vector, my man <Michael_M> pron IS the manual <vector40> insight.
<Lucifer7> OMFG <Lucifer7> A RED BUTTON * Lucifer7 presses it * Lucifer7 stomps on it * Lucifer7 rips it out of the wall <Lucifer7> uh-oh.. *** Server connection lost
<Izual[FSRz]> Why can't the cartoon characters I'm attracted to be real? * Izual[FSRz] sighs
<KP> great, i sneeze a couple of times and my nose turns into a faucet of BLOOD <KP> if only i could do it on cue <KP> i can't take this test, I'VE BEEN STABBED IN THE FACED
<Hawk7886> [17:23:45] * akba sets mode: +b *!*Hawk7886@*.hawaii.res.rr.com <Hawk7886> [17:23:45] * You were kicked from #hbn by akba (Hawk7886) <Hawk7886> :( <akba> Hehe <Jason_4_04> =( <dogchow> he did that to me once and I never came back <dogchow> fuck halobabies <Hawk7886> I don't plan on going back, either <Geary> dogchow fucks babies?? <Geary> you freak! <Hawk7886> no, halobabies <Geary> ew <Hawk7886> baby ELITES, Geary <Geary> ewwwwwwwww! <Hawk7886> think of the kids... <Geary> .grossbute
<nof> +m is your friend <dogchow> kp yelled at me for +m'ing.. <KP> do not do that again, please. <dogchow> see <KP> dammit <KP> as if on cue, i arrive <nof> heh
<nof> so I beat Jade Empire <nof> the ending is a bunch of text <Michael_M> most of it is, nof <nof> yeah <Michael_M> It's called credits <nof> stfu
* Redbluefire2 (~Redbluefi@Subnova-3d6327de.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #hbo <Sabata00> mine goes down all the time <Sabata00> i cant get it to stay up <P_40E> in the summer it went down for a week D: <Sabata00> uuh <Sabata00> red <Sabata00> were talking about cable <Sabata00> dsl <Sabata00> connections <P_40E> no we're not <P_40E> liar <Sabata00> *blush*
<Boxer> Geary, j00 n00b <Geary> Boxer sux <Boxer> STICKY DOOM!!! * Geary asplodes * Geary has quit IRC (Client Quit ) <Boxer> well...that was easier then I thought it would be <retsamolah> nice work <Boxer> thanks <Boxer> I thought it was a little over the top myself, but it turned out nicely.
<Littlebigman> KP, how long ago were you made op on HBO? <KP> lbm, long story <KP> and i'm going to tell it <KP> so sit the fuck back <Littlebigman> :) * Littlebigman sits the fuck back <KP> when once i was a young man <iDno> WAIT! <iDno> KP WAIT! <P_71W> pwned * iDno makes some pop-corn <iDno> thar * Tex dances <KP> there was a fun guy named "ircdiddler" who spammed the fuck out of #hbo <KP> i emailed wu: "wtf dud" * iDno sits cross legged and watches KP <KP> he was like "+h dud" <KP> and all was good * Tex gives KP a massage and coffee <KP> then homelan went down for a bit * Littlebigman spits out gum <KP> and when subnova was created some hops were set to ops for some reason <KP> so i was an op <KP> and for a short period of time a nothing, because i kicked wu... again <KP> but it was only like 2 hours <KP> then one day deimos was all "hey, make ferrex a +o in #hbo" <KP> then i said "can't sry no access kthxbi" <KP> then he was like "hrm... you and c0ld are channel owners now, now +o ferrex" <KP> and i did, and ferrex never joined anyways. <KP> that's the end of the story. <Littlebigman> ... <Littlebigman> i was talking about the forum <KP> oh <KP> Like two months ago.
[hal9000:#hbo PING] * hal9000 was kicked by DeimosFawkes (Pong)
<Hawk7886> dogchow sux cawkz <Geary> bawlz, even? <Hawk7886> bawlz, too <Hawk7886> cawkz and bawlz * Hawk7886 goes to put a load in the washing machine <Geary> wow <Geary> you could have chosen a better time or better wording <Hawk7886> ... a load of clothes <Geary> yea <KP> too late <Geary> but when you put it where you did.... <Hawk7886> ... I hate you
<goatsleep> oh man <goatsleep> as i was standing there brushing my teeth <goatsleep> i had the most geniusest idea ever * goatsleep uploads pic <goatsleep> http://goatrope.pfordee.com/halo2/ivory_tower.jpg">http://goatrope.pfordee.com/halo2/ivory_tower.jpg <iDno> Goat....have you been hanging out with stuntmutt?
<retsamolah> grrr.... class time... * retsamolah is now known as rets|zzzz
<William[HM]> Whoa! I swear the lamp just popped.. <William[HM]> The Matrix is lagging. >.> <Boxer> that's what happens when you live in engine will
<Ma1agate> argh <Ma1agate> i hate it when places online don't list their prices for things and they want you to call them to get pricing <Ma1agate> and then they ask you for a shit ton of information <KP> stab them in the face <KP> i don't like how xchat won't let me color code people's names <Boxer> stab it in the face <KP> dammit <KP> beaten at my own game
<Lucifer7> this strikes me as hilarious <Lucifer7> my phone has templates for text messages <Lucifer7> and one of them is "What is your number?"
<eskay> boo. <beagle237> GAH <beagle237> [1230.pts-0.athena detached.]
<Gutupio> The knight saved the young maiden and she offered her honor and he honored her offer, and all night long it was offer and honor and on her and off her.
<Lucifer7> c'mon eric, you know you like nitpicking as well <KP> html is interpretted as a gigantic line of text. <Eric> hehe <Eric> -t <Eric> ... Luci, I see what you mean. <Eric> ... <Lucifer7> XD * Eric walks away
<KP> i've got chinese in front of me, that's the only reason i thought of your cat
<Hawk7886> I smell fire. Dinner should be ready soon. <SG> eating fire agian? <Hawk7886> Yeah, it's good with salt. <akba> You aren't eating your green flames are you. <SG> heart burn?
<Shishka> I won't designate a thwacker, feel free to take turns.
<Tirion> Doom 3 sucks <Tirion> its ad campaign is funny though <Tirion> "Before you die you see a bright light" <Tirion> so i guess you dont die in doom 3 <Tirion> because you dont see any lights
<SanchezTheLlama> !halfop * SanchezTheLlama was kicked by vector40 (vector40 sets mode: +h SanchezTheLlama )
* retsamolah laughs at KPs plight * retsamolah sends KP a blight * retsamolah shines a bright light * retsamolah puts up a fight * retsamolah is quite right <KP> please don't make me break you * retsamolah just might * retsamolah dances
<tupio> girls dont play halo <hal9000> ...yes they do, what do you think Tex is? <tupio> You ever see Tex attempt to play halo? <tupio> she doesnt play halo, she wiggles a joystick and drools at Master Chiefs abs
<William[HM]> http://william.halomessenger.org/misc/hbogang.jpg">http://william.halomessenger.org/misc/hbogang.jpg <-- HBO YO
#300 http://quotes.pfordee.com/archive3.html#300">permalink<zasx\malia> I don't give a fuck. <Stefander> But I want one. =(
<dogchow> maybe konrad, though <dogchow> the man's a straight-up pimp
* Quits: KP (~kpaul@Subnova-5A14E179.adsl.snet.net) (Quit: I regret nothing! I lived as few men dare to dream!) <Stefander> ;x * Lucifer7 sets mode: +b KP!*@* <retsamolah> heh * Lucifer7 whistles <retsamolah> KPwnt
<KP> Hawaiian_Pig, i said it was great in subnova hotline <KP> i'd say it's bannable in here. <KP> punkass hobag. <SanchezTheLlama> rofl * SanchezTheLlama high fives KP <Hawaiian_Pig> D: <KP> high fives are bannable. <KP> you there, with the smilies. * dogchow watches as cj tips kp over <KP> bannable. <KP> dogchow, you're banned. <KP> pack your shit. <dogchow> sweet <akba> Your knee is bannable, but it ran off before I could ban it. <KP> not making sense is bannable. <P_40E> being KP is bannable <KP> yeah, wtf nub * KP sets mode: +b KP!*kpaul@Subnova-DD046A14.adsl.snet.net
* %dogchow wants his goatse D:
<goatscct> they really really shouldn't have put "Bash door" and "Optic cable" so close to each other.
*** vector40 has changed the topic on #HBO to "Welcome to HBO :: Having Subnova/HBO problems? Read - http://www.subnova.com/news/?nid=1730" <KP> what the fuck <KP> why do you see fit to change the topic? <Lucifer7> kp <Lucifer7> cmode +P <vector40> brevity <Lucifer7> disables hop abilities <Lucifer7> =| <goatspeed> change it again and add an innuendo about vec dressing in women's clothing <vector40> it keeps getting longer than my tongue *** Mode change [+P] on #HBO by KP <dogchow> D: <KP> do something <KP> hoppish <Lucifer7> try to dehop another hop <Lucifer7> =D <vector40> heh, peace mode <Lucifer7> yep. *** dogchow has changed the topic on #HBO to "kp does, in fact, suck the big one" <Lucifer7> son of a bitch <KP> smooth. * dogchow winz <Lucifer7> brb, i'm gonna scream at the dev team
=DeimosFawkes= [Global Notice] Subnova Core Update: Our new internet connection has been ordered. We are currently waiting for Verizon to connect the DSL. Once this happens, I will be working with our new ISP on getting the Core back online. I am optimistically estimating that we will be up by Friday. This estimate could be off. This message is set to repeat every hour. <Jezek> ignore <c0ld> (23:22:03) * Info: Ignoring DeimosFawkes! <c0ld> yay <c0ld> tell me if he starts shouting at me for something <dogchow> no way <c0ld> lol <Hawaiian_Pig> <_<.... he's shouting <dogchow> liez <Hawaiian_Pig> gazp *** c0ld (~c0ldvenge@Subnova-785E01BB.range81-129.btcentralplus.com) has quit IRC [Killed (DeimosFawkes (STOP IGNORING ME!!! :( :( :())] * DeimosFawkes snickers
<nof> Now if she dropped a steaming pile on my chest, I might take her out to dinner. <nof> oh man, way to go too far nof =-= YOU have been booted from #hbo by nof (wtf is wrong with you)
<XLNC> i just realized the difference between me and you guys <iDno> were not gay? <Ma1agate> you suck? <P_40E> we're cool? <XLNC> that <Ma1agate> lol
<Konded> doesn't Wu play with the "I don't want anyone to be able to pick up my controller and play during a game" control schemes?
<Tactic> Wait. How did PlasmaFire get hop? <PlasmaFire> vec gave it to me <Tactic> O.o <vector40> QUESTIONS ARE THE ENEMY OF PROGRESS <vector40> DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS * Tactic was kicked by vector40 (TACTIC)
<moomoo55|cleaning|> I'm the idot! <moomoo55|cleaning|> *idiot
[16:17:24] <Lucifer7> i'm bored [16:17:25] <Lucifer7> entertain me [16:17:31] * Lucifer7 was kicked by Hawk7886 (PING) [16:17:32] * Lucifer7 (~ircd@ircops.subnova.com) has joined #hbo [16:17:32] * rampancy.irc.subnova.com sets mode: +a Lucifer7 [16:17:32] * Lucifer7 was kicked by vector40 (Lucifer7) [16:17:32] * Lucifer7 (~ircd@ircops.subnova.com) has joined #hbo [16:17:32] * rampancy.irc.subnova.com sets mode: +a Lucifer7 [16:17:35] <Hawk7886> ROFL [16:17:39] <Lucifer7> DOUBLE KICK
<Narcogen> Hands up, who's at the LAN? * Geary raises his hand until he reads "who's at the LAN" <Geary> damn you, clause! <Narcogen> You made a Clause Errera! * Geary kills himself
* Zeta has this ice cream that has Elvis on the carton for some reason... <Zeta> I don't see how this would help it sell, since he's dead. <Zeta> And it's chocolate <Zeta> Am I supposed to be eating the dirt from his grave, or something?
<PlasmaFire> Alright...I think it's time we take a vacuum cleaner and clean the Internet... <Swedish_Chef> Plasma, gonna get the Shishka-brand vacuum? <Swedish_Chef> They reaaaaally suck
<SanchezTheLlama> ROFL <SanchezTheLlama> our business model <SanchezTheLlama> CEO just did it <SanchezTheLlama> Exit Strategy: <SanchezTheLlama> Blame it on CJ and escape to Mexico
<KnifeyMcShanker> I just found the coolest song ever * KnifeyMcShanker playing: "Traffic - Dear Mr Fantasy" [128kbps][44kHz][Stereo] <KnifeyMcShanker> you alkl should get it.. now <KnifeyMcShanker> all* <ManKitten> i dont hear anything <KnifeyMcShanker> ... <KnifeyMcShanker> ManKitten, that's what I'M playing <MereCatfish> lmao
* DeimosFawkes is away: Ding dong, the net is dead. Which old net? The internet. Ding dong, the internet is dead.
<mr_n00b> heh, I would pay money to see KP's ass slapped
<Narcogen> If my nickname was Boxer <Narcogen> I would make a series of short films <Narcogen> and I would call them The Boxer Shorts <Narcogen> and it would be grand
<eskay> do I use the design that I've already started, the one they gave us, or a combination of the two? <Boxer> which one has boobs? <eskay> none/ <vector40> what's this for? <BaronvonEvilsatan> I was just talking about boobs <eskay> my CS project <eskay> freecell <Boxer> Then make a new one with boobs <eskay> dammit, I am not putting boobs in the game <BaronvonEvilsatan> yet <BaronvonEvilsatan> but you should <P_40E> a combination of the two, plus boxer's idea. <eskay> -_- <Boxer> why not? <BaronvonEvilsatan> trust me <Boxer> You got a problem with boobs? <Pak> eskay, make a hidden egg with a picture of your boobs. <DeimosFawkes> did somebody say boobies? <BaronvonEvilsatan> always listen to horny teenages some of which are on painkillers <eskay> arghhhh <Boxer> lol <P_40E> lol * eskay has quit IRC (Quit: why do I even bother...)
<DeimosFawkes> so long, suckers * DeimosFawkes has quit IRC (Quit: The brain ninjas won't be coming for *you* in the middle of the night.) <kingphreak[HM]> :o <BaronvonEvilsatan> GODDAMNIT! <Tex> watch the server die <BaronvonEvilsatan> Must hte guy who owns the network say that every time!
* KP sets mode: +uhoh c0ld P_40E Narcogen nof <P_40E> rofl <zasx\athena> rofl <KP> er <eskay> ....wtf was that? <KP> coincidental <KP> yet comedic nonetheless
* LBM|sleep was kicked by KP (SURPRISE KICK to check if you have auto-rejoin enabled!) <KP> nope! <KP> he checks out. * KP goes to bed.
*netsplit* <Hawk7886> GO SUBNOVA! WOOHOO! * Hawk7886 (~Hawk7886@E4EE51A5.8A11B478.E34494C5.IP) Quit (Services nickname-enforcer kill)
<nof> I rock a good banjo
<Lucifer7> oh god <Lucifer7> (21:01:51) Rudy: wut do jews and black ppl have in common <Lucifer7> (21:02:13) Rudy: wait i forgot it nvm <Lucifer7> he just suddenly IM'd that to me <Lucifer7> and he fucking FORGOT <goatrope> ...lol <Narcogen> Next on Geraldo: Racists with Short-Term Memory Loss
* Tactic blow up <Tactic> blows, even <Boxer> yes you do
<Boxer> tee hee <Ma1agate> why is boxer giggling like a girl? <Boxer> I'm not giggling like a girl <Boxer> I'm snickering like a man
<Lucifer7> vec-out, i might be rather near you over the summer <vec-out> doing what? <Lucifer7> i'm applying for the s.m.a.s.h. program at UC Berkeley <vec-out> smash? <Lucifer7> yes <vec-out> Hulk training?
* Cullen sexes the cactus <goatrope> poor -> lucky <eskay> poor cullen.... <Pak> poor cullen
<HunterX11> http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Image:Virginity.jpg">http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Image:Virginity.jpg * PlasmaFire{Away} is now known as PlasmaFire <Konrad> that's... disturbing <Pak> No wonder she's a virgin. <HunterX11> she? <Pak> that's... <Pak> a he? <HunterX11> pretty sure <Pak> ...
<HunterX11> The Covenant determined to destroy the human race because they had maligned with cruel derision the most holy name of the Sangheili
<Littlebigman> and hawk, is it possible to make the size of the video larger without screwing it up? <Hawk7886> yes, LBM <Hawk7886> but it's hard, so I just make it really tiny <Hawk7886> tiny is better anyway <Knifey|MrBawls> lmao Hawk7886 best out of context quote
<Hawk7886> Will, you need to get a job at the cable company and quickly move up the ranks so you can manipulate people into installing some cable internet <William[HM]> Hawk, you need to get a job at a travel agency so maybe you can leave that rock in the middle of the ocean some day. <Hawk7886> Will, I love my rock in the middle of the ocean <Hawk7886> You'd also love cable. Bomb the company. <William[HM]> Or I could bomb your rock. <William[HM]> That'd do me more good, as no cable company == no cable. <two> oh man if I could do word filters "rock" would be replaced with "nice rack"
<Janiel> Do us all a favor and lose your kidneys, too <Izual> Nope <Janiel> Aww <Izual> Sleep in like three hours <Janiel> but I wanna see you die slowly in a tub full of ice...minus two kidkeys, of course <Izual> If you actually want to see that <Izual> I suggest therapy <Izual> and mental instiution <Janiel> I've been suggested therapy many many times <Izual> Or your neighbors will soon be saying <Janiel> ...and mental institution... <Izual> "He was such a nice boy, he loved children. I would have never suspected." <Janiel> not as often, though <Janiel> Hrm <Janiel> Just the fat ones <Janiel> The scrawny are just not for me <Janiel> I need 'em to be plump
<Lucifer7> 40+4x2-25=? <Lucifer7> Is that even solvable? <vector40> ... it's TIMES, luci <Lucifer7> OH <Hawk7886> ... * Hawk7886 smacks luci <Lucifer7> HAHAH DISREGARD TAT <vector40> I SUCK COCK <Lucifer7> HE ADMITS IT! <Lucifer7> .. <vector40> WAIT NO <vector40> it's a lie.
<insaneidiot> i refuse to play any level with snipers on it though <insaneidiot> because i'm afraid i'll rip my xbox out of the wall and throw it down the basement steps <goathalo> so what you're saying.. <goathalo> if I gather correctly.. <goathalo> is that you suck at halo? <insaneidiot> yes. <goathalo> alright.
<Hikaru> Boring...... <Hikaru> man hungry <P_40E> you're hungry for a man, Hikaru? :o <Hikaru> No <Hikaru> No * Coke coughs <Hikaru> Food <Hikaru> I aint gay man <Coke> that's what they all said <Hikaru> LOL <Coke> hmm <P_40E> 'said'...
<SG> i have here, on my right, a big tup of postacios <SG> on my left is a empty garbage can <SG> I plan to fill it with shells <Littlebigman> ! <Littlebigman> eww <Littlebigman> one time i had one <Littlebigman> taht was all brown <Littlebigman> and furry <Littlebigman> but i wasnt paying attention * Eric has joined #HBO <Littlebigman> and i put it in my mouth <Littlebigman> and spit it out :( <Littlebigman> but yuck <Littlebigman> furryu <Littlebigman> -u <SG> Eric- LBM is sharing his gay fantasies with us <Eric> ... * Eric has left #HBO
<Narcogen> KP once lost a sumo match to an Xbox devkit... but not by much, I'm telling ya
* vector40 (~vector40@Subnova-FD3D193C.client.comcast.net) has joined #HBO <Ma1agate> hotels? <Pak> hey vec <Pak> we were just talking about your pimping business * vector40 (~vector40@Subnova-FD3D193C.client.comcast.net) Quit (Client Quit)
* Jason_4_05 has joined #HBO <Verdafolio^5[DP]> its !pr0n <Xeth|BF1942> !please? <Verdafolio^5[DP]> !stfu <eskay> !thankyou <Xeth|BF1942> ![ <Verdafolio^5[DP]> !) * Jason_4_05 has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
* Knifey|MrBawls breathes a sigh of relief when she sees that the computer did not burst into flames <Crassworm> o_O-O <Hawk7886> she, knifey? <Gutupio> wait wait wait <Gutupio> Knifeys a chick? <Knifey|MrBawls> SHIT <Knifey|MrBawls> *he <Knifey|MrBawls> *he <Knifey|MrBawls> *he <Knifey|MrBawls> ... <Hawk7886> fruedian slip mb * Knifey|MrBawls smacks himself
<Narcogen> Life's already too easy. Just look around at all the idiots living it. * DeimosFawkes (~3of9@ircops.subnova.com) has joined #hbo * wintermute.irc.subnova.com sets mode: +a DeimosFawkes <Narcogen> Heya 3.
<vector40> wait, one of the stipulations in Aladdin was that you can't wish for more wishes? <goatdesk> yes, vector. <vector40> wow, and here we thought we were clever <KP> i would wish that no such rule existed <KP> and then wish for extra wishes. <goatdesk> kp.. that's GENIUS <KP> then i'd wish that the genie declare himself "lollerpwnt"
<Littlebigman> this isnt good <Littlebigman> i got honey on the mouse <Littlebigman> and its all sticky <Littlebigman> and my mom will be asking questi0ons <Hawk7886> "Tonight on Out of Context Theater!"
<Lucifer7> she has a hot voice <dogchow> that's a lie, zasx <dogchow> sounds like a 10 year old <Lucifer7> i know <Lucifer7> that's the point <Lucifer7> oops <insaneidiot> ... <Lucifer7> I DIDN'T SAY THAT
<Myro> I'll eat your bones (tm) <Pak> I'll give you terrible indigestion. <Pak> (tm) <Myro> i already have that.. what else do you have to offer? <P_40E> he will have sex with you from the inside. :O <Pak> A diabetic coma. * Myro (~Myro@Subnova-D8D42096.clvdoh.adelphia.net) Quit (Remote host closed the connection) <Pak> See? I wasn't lying.
<KP> goat, up for some h2 yet? * goatdesk (~mongofoot@Subnova-15D7CC93.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten.) <KP> is that a no?
* akba licks eskay * P_71Wx (~colton@36451660.EFBBA104.F872BABB.IP) has joined #HBO <eskay> hi akba. <Cullen> wow <Cullen> lick an eskay, and people join <eskay> lol * Cullen licks eskay * Jason|AFK (~Jason@Subnova-A056F4BF.atlaga.adelphia.net) has left #HBO (Elektronic - Supersonik.) <eskay> hahaha <Pak> lmao <Cullen> :D! <akba> Gj <eskay> not quite <vector40> you did it wrong <akba> Your licks cause evil
<nof> I have a funny story about racks <nof> I'm with another older web developer meeting with this hosting guy <nof> the hosting guy is like 'I keep my server in a rack" <nof> so we leave the meeting and in the car the guy I'm working with is like: "I don't know JOhn, the price is good, the service looks awesome, but do we really want our servers in IRAQ, I mean we are bombing them
<Verdafolio^5[DP]> Ronald Reagan was not the first actor to be a president <Verdafolio^5[DP]> It is a little known fact that John Quincy Adams starred as the leading male in Colonial Sluts 5 <Pak> Your mom's an 'actress' on my 'stage'.
<dogchow> I though it was more of a web-- ah fuck it, I thought I could follow through with something witty <KP> but we all know that that has never been the case, dogchow
<Gutupio> How many #hbo'ers does it take to change a lightbulb? <KP> 3, Gutupio <KP> 1 to screw it in <KP> 2 to throw feces at eachother <Gutupio> 20 <Gutupio> 1 to tell the story <Gutupio> 3 to start a deep conversation based on the lightbulb <Gutupio> 4 to claim linux is better than the lightbulb <Gutupio> 2 to say "Take it to #lightbulb" <Gutupio> 1 to make a knee joke involving a lightbulb <Gutupio> 1 to crossdress as a lightbulb <Gutupio> 1 to say I am jack's shattered lightbulb <Gutupio> 3 to make sexual refrences involving a light bulb <Gutupio> and 1 to go emo and tell us how he lost his girl to a lighbulb <Hawk7886> and 3 to correct your math, gutu
<Gutupio> I walked into the dry cleaners and the guy asks me for the phone number <Gutupio> so I give it to him, and he asks me "Are you making that up?" and im like wtf <Gutupio> then i realize my shirt has, in big letters, I MAKE STUFF UP written on it
<dogchow> it's kinda funny <dogchow> I can tell what I got in a class just by how the teacher greets me <dogchow> High A = "Mr. (last name)" <dogchow> C ir lower = "(first name) <dogchow> *or <Hawk7886> Mr. Lastname? Your parents must've been really stoned <dogchow> B could be either <dogchow> parents don't pick the last name, asswipe <Hawk7886> Yeah they could <dogchow> not traditionally <dogchow> bitch <Hawk7886> screw tradition <Geary> you still suck, dogchow <dogchow> screw you <Hawk7886> k * Tar feels the love in the room * Geary stabs Tar <Geary> screw you <Geary> I'm sorry, that was misplaced anger towards dogchow <Geary> *poof* * Geary (~Geary11@Subnova-CC7E630.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) Quit (Client Quit) <Tar> a true magician
<Hawk7886> does anyone know a program that would get rid of window's shitty system clock and use one that's actually good? <zasx\asuka> uhm. <zasx\asuka> Yeah, I know one. <zasx\asuka> Lemmie look up the URL... <Hawk7886> besides dumping the OS, luci <Hawk7886> :P <zasx\asuka> fuck
<altodarknight> sorrrrry I had toooooo muuch t idrink <Narcogen> Excuses, excuses. <Narcogen> iDrink? <Narcogen> Apple branching off into cocktails?
* c0ld|work follows Narcogen into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
<goatrope> Luci just wanted to name his computers after something related to him. <goatrope> So he chose fruit. * goatrope wins <P_40E> rofl <Seraph1337> pwnt. <Lucifer7> goat <Lucifer7> my gf named the machine <Lucifer7> care to make the witty statement again? <goatrope> so she thinks you're a fruit too? <goatrope> that's not a good thing. <Lucifer7> /kill goatrope Services nickname-enforcer kill
<SanchezTheLlama> can we just like...get vec drunk and drag him out of the room or something? <Seraph1337> he's already drunk. <Seraph1337> good try though. <SanchezTheLlama> we need to find a creative way to be rid of him * SanchezTheLlama contemplates murder <vector40> no, the drunk idea is good. I'm in favor of that.
* Boxer[sn] has joined #hbo * Boxer has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) * Hockeypuck has joined #hbo * Verdafolio^5[DP] hits the Hockeypuck into Boxer[sn] <Hockeypuck> huh? * Boxer[sn] has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <Verdafolio^5[DP]> Yes <Verdafolio^5[DP]> I killed Boxer[sn]
<BOLL> If you can see the floor, the room is clean. <eskay|studiez> woot <BOLL> A majority then.. <Blackstar> I can see it, but it needs a vacuum. <BOLL> Send it into outer space. <Blackstar> too cold <eskay|studiez> BOLL's just full of ideas
* Eric is writing his EULA <Eric> 5. Warranty and Disclaimer. THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS." HALO MESSENGER.ORG DISCLAIMS ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGE DONE TO YOUR COMPUTER OR OTHER ELECTRONIC DEVICES, YOUR MOTHER, OR YOUR`DOG, SCRUFFY. <Yapok> <_< <Yapok> LOL <Boxer> 5a. Really, we're not kidding. Whatever happens to Scruffy isn't our fault.
* Gutu|Pulp listens to his sister's bed slam against the wall. <vec-out> hoooot <KORHAL> :| <KORHAL> Gutu...w.t.f <FrensaGeran> uh, gutu. Music, loud, now. <Gutu|Pulp> shes jumping on it <Gutu|Pulp> shes 9 <Gutu|Pulp> sick fuck
<insaneidiot> I was having a LAN and my mom was like "i've been planning to get a new tv, let's go out and get it now so you can use it at your party thing" <FrensaGeran> sweet <insaneidiot> yeah * dogchow wants a new tv.. <FrensaGeran> I better read more porn. <FrensaGeran> "Son, I think it's time to get you a whore."
* retsamolah feels a soliloquy coming on <retsamolah> To work, or not to work: that is the question: <retsamolah> Wheter 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer <retsamolah> the slings and arrows of failing exams <retsamolah> or to take my pen against a sea of papers, <retsamolah> and by writing, end them? To sleep: to IRC; <retsamolah> No more; and by a sleep to say we end <retsamolah> the english paper and the dozen tests <retsamolah> that the student is heir to, <retsamolah> 'tis a consummation <retsamolah> devoutly to be wish'd. to IRC, to sleep; <retsamolah> to sleep perchance to fail: <retsamolah> ay, there's the rub; <retsamolah> For in that chat of death where time may be wasted, <retsamolah> when we have given up this hope of getting an A, <retsamolah> what must give us pause, there's the respect <retsamolah> That makes calamity of so long a winter tem; <retsamolah> for who would bear the whips and scorns of angry teachers, <retsamolah> the lazy person's wrong, the diligent's contumely, <retsamolah> the pangs of despised essays, the rule's delay <retsamolah> the insolence of teachers and the spurns <retsamolah> that the lazy ones who dont work take <retsamolah> when he himself might waste time, <retsamolah> with a custom game on XBL? <retsamolah> Who would fardles bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary exam period <retsamolah> But that the dread of failure after the test, <retsamolah> That undiscover'd country from whose bourn <retsamolah> NO D student returns, puzzles the will <retsamolah> And makes us rather bear this work we have <retsamolah> than fly to others online that we knew not of? <retsamolah> thus, lazines does make failures of us all and thus the native hue of dilliegence <Lucifer7> LSD: Good in some ways. Bad in a many. <retsamolah> is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of Halo 2 <retsamolah> and writing papers of great pith and eloquence <retsamolah> with this regard their currents turn awry <retsamolah> and lose their A+ <retsamolah> . * retsamolah exhales <retsamolah> that was fun <Lucifer7> you'd inhale <Lucifer7> you moron <prometheus> thank you * retsamolah has quit IRC (Quit: working)
<ZexGX> KP is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 60 people! <ZexGX> KP's faithful follower, Lopez, kicked about 38 people. * ZexGX was kicked by KP (61)
<Konrad> there will be a period of time at the next LAN where my air supply is cut off, I know <Konrad> may as well make the most of it <KP> several periods of time. <KP> several. * Konrad goes and buys a tazer <KP> it will be the god damned theme after i'm done. <two> make it one long period of time and the bad man will go away
<HunterX11> Ma1agate: Well this guy is so anal that some of it inevitably rubbed off on his son <HunterX11> wow that really sounds bad <Ma1agate> so they like the buttsex.
<Jason_4_04> I stubbed my toe. D: * GruntleNudity (~GruntleNu@Subnova-F6DD1AE4.Dial1.Philadelphia1.Level3.net) has joined #hbo <Jason_4_04> It is inflamed. <P_40E> poor jason <N1NJ4> poor GruntleNudity <GruntleNudity> ... <GruntleNudity> yes poor me. <N1NJ4> you can only imagine what might be inflamed <GruntleNudity> rofl <GruntleNudity> yeah I can.
<Hawk7886> Pak, it gets boring after a few years <ZexGX> it'd get a little old, dont you think <Hawk7886> like Zex said <ZexGX> what hawk said
<Verdafolio^5[DP]> Half my teachers are more jaded than we are. <Verdafolio^5[DP]> The rest couldn't work a computer if it has a big red button marked WORK on the front. <Verdafolio^5[DP]> they would lick the button for horus <Verdafolio^5[DP]> wondering why it doens't work
* Gutu|LAP is drunk and has no inhibitions * Gutu|LAP might sex any one at any moment at any time. * DeimosFawkes (~3of9@ircops.subnova.com) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +u DeimosFawkes <vector40> RUN, 3 <vector40> GUTUPIO IS SEXING INDISCRIMINATELY
[08:22:45] <blarp> netsplitmanjaro within the next 10 minutes [08:22:49] * Lucifer7 (~ircd@ircops.subnova.com) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:49] * Konrad (~konrad9@Subnova-364A6084.client.comcast.net) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:49] * KP (~kpaul@Subnova-364FC109.adsl.snet.net) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:49] * DeimosFawkes (~3of9@ircops.subnova.com) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:49] * Yapok|zZz (~Yapok@Subnova-A8D52D18.hr.hr.cox.net) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:49] * Gutu|LAP (~Gutupio@Subnova-2AF8352C.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:49] * Ghost (~Ghost@5999B1B3.DCB5A3C9.5DC11528.IP) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:49] * dizzy[Retribution] (~TheRealSl@Subnova-535A3477.walngs01.pa.comcast.net) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:49] * Lopez (lopez@bots.subnova.com) Quit (f2.irc.subnova.com buttercup.irc.subnova.com) [08:22:52] <blarp> I WAS RIGHT [08:22:54] <blarp> OMG
<Lucifer7> whoa, every irc channel i'm in has an active girl right now <Lucifer7> impressive <eskay> how many are you in, 1? * g hangs out with lucifer more <eskay> :p <Lucifer7> no <Lucifer7> 40 <FrensaGeran> I think in the other 39, Luci is posing as the active girl <FrensaGeran> but that's just good logic
<Hawk7886> okay, this fucking chair won't stop squeeking * Hawk7886 grabs the bottle of oil <William[HM]> WELCOME TO THE #FL TOPIC, HAWK <Hawk7886> :(
<Konrad> Well I'm leaving my comp on anyways so I may as well log <Hawk7886> why? <Hawk7886> do you read the logs? <Konrad> no <Konrad> everything has a use <Hawk7886> :\ <retsamolah> the log's use is to use up space on your hdd <eskay> cause hes gonna search it afterward for "konrad" to see if we talked about him * Konrad is now known as KonSleep <retsamolah> and make .txt files that take 5 minutes for notepad to open <KonSleep> why would I do that? nothing would come up <Hawk7886> let's make fun of konrad while he's sleeping! <KonSleep> and as soon as something comes up the log ENDS because KP kicked me <eskay> rofl <Hawk7886> rofl <P_40E> lol. * KonSleep was kicked by KP (liez.)
<mr_n00b> I don't care mr_n00b <mr_n00b> bah <mr_n00b> You suck MrFluffy
<goatrope> 25-23 for goatrope :) * goatrope was kicked by KP (libel)
<Michael_M> what's Bentllama's email address? <Michael_M> bentllama@bentllama.com? <Hawk7886> bentllama@bentllama.com? <Hawk7886> O_O <Michael_M> O_o <Michael_M> !!! <Hawk7886> ...
<Verdafolio^5[DP]> Why are all the pretty chicks who seem nice are actually gang leaders and die horribly violently leaving you to wonder, what went wrong? <vec-out> god's punishing you for tortured syntax
<KP> it'd be funny if they just deleted everything without notice on April 1st and said, "APRIL FOOLS, BITCHES!" and never spoke of gmail ever again. <KP> it was anounced on april 1st and no one believed it, and that's how it's going to end.
<Smoke> you're supposed to go down piece of crap!! <Pak> Took one too many viagra smoke? <Pak> ;)
<Bluestone> Pak, that's the most intellegent thing you've ever said :p <Pak> Your mom is the least intelligent thing I ever did. <Bluestone> rotfl <Konrad> Well <MikeMan445> rofl <Konrad> *Gulp* <MikeMan445> Pak > evarone else
<Pak> Because there are two natural rights: The right to speak freely (online) and the persuit of Xboxlive. <GreyWolf> i hear that pak <Pak> The third lesser known right is the right to be rejected by attractive females. <Cullen> I concur. <vector40> to speak freely? why are we paying for cellular bills? <GreyWolf> one day pak, that thrid rule will change <GreyWolf> and i will be in jail <Pak> lmao
<dogchow> I just kicked the collective asses of 4 spanish speakers in team fiesta <dogchow> oh the irony
<Lucifer7[xbl]> tea, tramomomg to,e <Lucifer7[xbl]> wjee <Lucifer7[xbl]> err <Lucifer7[xbl]> team training time
<KnifeyMcShanker> I once had a cat named Linus <KnifeyMcShanker> he was cool <KnifeyMcShanker> untill he died <KnifeyMcShanker> and then he was boring
<XLNC> hehe..found a program to overclock my usb port, so that i could increase the refresh rate from 125 hz to 250 or 500 hz, so that i can have an advantage when us4ng an expensive high performance mouse while playing halo pc. all this on a saturday night. i. officially. have. no. life.
<nof> a medium sized penis <Izual[drowranger]> That would be nice but that isn't what I want.
<retsamolah> phantoms is teh suck * Phantom (~jphantom@Subnova-C6AD5A4F.reston01.va.comcast.net) has joined #HBO <Konrad> o_O <KP> that's too convenient
<KP> the admin just came over and asked me why my desktop looks like xp and what the hell i just did to his computer <KP> leet hax was not an acceptable answer
<KP> my slide to the dark side is proportionate with my rise to power. <KP> just ask konrad <retsamolah> heh <KP> he's been there for the whole thing. <KP> and knows the whole of both sides of it <retsamolah> konrad's bruises have grown in number as KP has grown in power <retsamolah> its a direct relationship
<Pak> Official Bungie Fag <KP> is that miguel chavez too? <KP> OMG DON'T TELL PLZ
* ICEFIRE (~jackal_st@Subnova-F21F51E3.phlpa.fast.net) has joined #hbo * ICEFIRE was kicked by KP (i've adopted america's new policy of preventetive war. you COULD be a threat at SOME point in time. MAYBE.)
<nof> I might be in Konrad soon <nof> shit <nof> I mean Torrington soon <WhoKnew> GEKKI <WhoKnew> or hello
<Snowy_Duck> wow i just took apart a comptuer from '94 <Geary> ooo <Snowy_Duck> anybody want 2 sticks of 16 megs of ramm? <FrensaGeran> back in 94', we called 'em comptuers. <Geary> an' you had to walk 15 miles to get one <FrensaGeran> uphill, both ways <Geary> in the snow <nof> and you had to turn a crank to boot them <FrensaGeran> no shoes. And you were sodomized FIFTEEN times both ways <nof> there where no hard drives, you had to remember your files
* KP shrugs with rage
<Gutu|Aquaphobia> this rdio station is leet <HunterX11> Radio 133.7?
<insaneidiot> yapok, did you get off?
<MC_vince> god my brothers drunk, he just came home an hour ago rambling and falling over, then got into bed with my mum! <Jyaashu|S043> ... <nof> ... <Jyaashu|S043> MC_vince <Izual[drowranger]> Vinx <Jyaashu|S043> What the hell? <ZexGX> by "got into bed" he didnt mean "sex0r" <ZexGX> neubs <nof> it's still strange as hell <ZexGX> yes <ZexGX> still strange <MC_vince> God knows Jyaashu, I just hope he was under the influence of alcohol <Jyaashu|S043> So, you *want* him to try and sex0r your Mom? <MC_vince> God no! <Jyaashu|S043> As long as it's under the influence of Alcohol? <nof> I bet he was, I'm always drunk when I get into bed with MC_vinces's mom <MC_vince> lol <Jyaashu|S043> pwned.
<KP> i don't capitalize in irc <Izual[drowranger]> My I's are always captilizaed, w00t. <KP> because if i do that <KP> the terrorists win <MikeMan445> ONLY NUBS DON'T CAPITALIZE EVERY WORD!!!! SEE HOW AWESOME I AM NOW?!?!?!?1 <Izual[drowranger]> i dont want the terrorist to win
<vector40> anyone here a manly man? <gutupio> I love rubbing my tounge around the innards of an orange slice and letting its juices run down my tounge
<Zeta> I think there's far too much mom-fucking, KP. <KP> that's not what your mom said
* Hawk7886 kicks the shit out of FrensaGeran * Hawk7886 has quit IRC (Quit: xbl) <FrensaGeran> jokes on him. Now his foot is covered in shit.
<Pak> He had a lot of extra curricular shit. <Konrad> Sexual favors.....
<Verdafolio^5[DP]> back from a nice date wiht my girlfriend <Konrad> Has she finished deflating yet?
<Konrad> IE is REALLY fast... in the race for internet STD's
<Topless_Cheerleader> I'm going to wander down this darkened hallway. <Topless_Cheerleader> I'm sure that the stories about the knife murderer are just silly. * Topless_Cheerleader is now known as Bloody_Cheerleader <Bloody_Cheerleader> Curses!
<vector40> what's wrong, gil? <vector40> so you down for this project, cold? <vector40> how many conversations can I hold at once, P? <Gil27> lol <CoLd_BlooDed> lol <vector40> knifey! your hair is lovely!
<Fajita> did those get updated? <Freeman^1> no, Fah. <Freeman^1> But it would kill you to look. <Freeman^1> So next update, we'll copy/paste them into the channel for you. <Freeman^1> :) <Fajita> .. <Ma1agate> faj and looking is like superman and kryptonite. <Ma1agate> cept faj isn't super. <Ma1agate> or a man. <Fajita> you all suck
<HunterX11> time flies when new SNLs suck
<Warbow> i prefer mine de-furred first <Hawaiian_Pig> your kitty? <Stefander> Hehe.. <P_40E> I devour whole, live kittens <Hawaiian_Pig> haha <Blackstar> Fur helps them crisp..... <Hawaiian_Pig> hunting and catching the live thing is better than getting some cheap defurred kitten <Hawaiian_Pig> the thrill of the hunt....for kittens
<Freeman^1> LBM is always away on AIM <Freeman^1> but most of his away messages are ambiguous <Freeman^1> "meh." <Sadistic> Freeman: You need to know which room so you can observe on your cameras? <Freeman^1> i need to know if he can hear the AIM nois <Freeman^1> btw, Sadistic, you've got an encyclopedia infront of the camera in your living room <Freeman^1> if you could move that, that'd be great. <Sadistic> Okay... <Sadistic> In a sec <Freeman^1> OH GOD PUT IT BACK
* Konrad releases his ip * Spenser steals Konrad's life <-- Konrad has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <Jason_4_04> Heh. <Spenser> pwnt <Spenser> anyone else?
<vector43> whoring the banshee is like hogging dog shit <vector43> "mine! you can't have it!" "... sure, dude."
<SG> but none-the-less it should be better <Magus> No. <Magus> Just because you pay for something doesn't mean it's better. <Magus> Such as BlackIce. <nof> or Windows <goathalo> or prostitutes. * goathalo coughs
<Zeta|BoB> D: D: d: <Zeta|BoB> Crap, my mouth deformed. <nof> stop putting .... in it <MikeMan445> yeah <MikeMan445> periods do not belong in your mouth <MikeMan445> do you know where they've been? <nof> at the end of dirty sentances
<Izual[drowranger]> damnit <Izual[drowranger]> I met this cool p0erson and I lag out :o <William[HM]> You know you need a life when.. <William[HM]> ..you end a date by lagging out. <Izual[drowranger]> ...
<FunkmastaEric> Some example that is...just shining it into a ceiling... Couldn't he have chosen the night sky? <vector40> sadly, eric, not even the brightest flashlight can illuminate the sky <vector40> mostly since the sky isn't really there :(
<Lucifer7> bunny slippers are comfy <Endbringer> hit it right on the head <Endbringer> they are comfy <SanchezTheLlama> bunny slippers are horibly erotic, too <FrensaGeran> I disagree Luci. Let us converse. <Lucifer7> RETORT <Endbringer> lol <SanchezTheLlama> COUNTER RETORT <FrensaGeran> MENTION OF BEATING DEAD HORSE <SanchezTheLlama> RIPOSTE <Lucifer7> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <SanchezTheLlama> SUGGESTION TO GO RAPE A DONKEY <FrensaGeran> LOOK, SERIOUSLY, WE'VE ALL SEEN THE BAST QUOTE-poste <Lucifer7> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACCUM <ZexGX> RANDOM STATEMENT INCLUDING THE PHRASE H4XMB <FrensaGeran> hehe <SanchezTheLlama> AGREEMENT AND ACCEPTANCE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Lucifer7> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <SanchezTheLlama> XD <FrensaGeran> ALLUSION TO LUCIFER'S MOTHER'S MARITAL COMMITMENTS <Lucifer7> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <HunterX11> OFFTOPIC REFERENCE TO BUSH'S MARTIAL COMMITMENTS <SanchezTheLlama> SUGGESTION THAT FRENSA = TUBGIRL <Konrad> SUGGESTION TO STOP READING BASH.ORG <FrensaGeran> SUGGESTION THAT CJ = TUBGIRL'S BOYFRIEND <FrensaGeran> ohhh <SanchezTheLlama> INITIATION OF PLATFORM WAR <SanchezTheLlama> SUGGESTION THAT KONRAD IS A WHINY BITCH <ZexGX> RANDOM STATEMENT <Konrad> AGRREMENT WITH LUCIFER <FrensaGeran> LEAVING OF GAME TO MAINTAIN 'FACE' THOUGH LOSING THE MOST POINTS OF ALL ON LOSING SIDE.
<Jason_4_04> Like Frensa. <FrensaGeran> Oh, you guys discussing heroes in your lives? <FrensaGeran> cool...cool <FrensaGeran> mine is Ralph Wiggum. <FrensaGeran> no matter how much blood comes out, he just keeps digging
* The-n00bs_child was kicked by mrs_n00b (you are grounded, go to your #room!)
<Hawaiian_Pig> ooh so u cant see my "leet" tv <FoxHound01> its nice Pig <FoxHound01> i want it... <Hawaiian_Pig> :D <Hawaiian_Pig> XLNC had a bigger one...i still <3 mine <KP> yeah, man X has a NICE tv <William[HM]> Congrats, HP.. <William[HM]> ..you just made #FritoLaid's topic. XD <Hawaiian_Pig> thanks.... <William[HM]> <Hawaiian_Pig> XLNC had a bigger one...i still <3 mine
<William[HM]> /harass Fajita <William[HM]> Should I? D: <Fajita> what does that do? <CoLd_BlooDed> yes! <Fajita> sends me lots of ....yeah <Fajita> ...... <ZexGX> geipr0n
<Diz> I have a very extensive collection of pens * Diz (~MattCanno@Subnova-535A3477.walngs01.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Remote host closed the connection) <Hawk> what an interesting time to quit
* Hawk is now known as Hawk7886 <Verdafolio^5[DP]> compensating for somethign Hawk7886? <Hawk7886> Fuck you.
<Izual[drowranger]> I tried to masterbate to Halo 2 footage once.. just to see if I could. <Verdafolio^5[DP]> ... <Verdafolio^5[DP]> I'm leaving
<Gil27> im still wondering how the fuck i got two holes there
<KP> fuggin $140 for one fuckin class * KP selectively sensors himself, apparently <vec-herenthere> you're a censative fellow <KP> is that a word? <vec-herenthere> is sensors? <KP> touche
<KP> dogchow, there's no such thing as a gamecube fanboi, it's synonymous with "toddler" <KP> ohhhh pwnt
<KP> i was just studying my atlas <KP> and came to the conclusion that kazakhstan is hueg <Narcogen> it is <Zeta> No kidding <Narcogen> Kazakhstan is lolhueg <KP> very <Zeta> Hueg like Xboxen? <Narcogen> They made it bigger after I told them I was bringing my Xbox from the US
<Boxer> I'm not a homophobe. As long as I don't have to see it I don't care <Ma1agate> Boxer likes gay sex in the dark. <Ma1agate> quote. <Diz> Hahah <Boxer> I could make the wife joke Mal, but I won't <Ma1agate> that's right. <Pak> omg loller mal has a wife <Boxer> and I'm out *** Boxer has signed off IRC (Quit: Boxer). <mercury> he certainly was outed...
* P_40E sleeps on konrad, too <Konrad> D: * P_40E crushes konrad * Konrad is now known as Knd <Knd> ouch
<retsamolah> test <retsamolah> test <retsamolah> test * retsamolah waits <KP> he goes on 4 <retsamolah> test * retsamolah was kicked by KP (i go on 3)
<KP> i think people should stop whining <KP> because the reality is that they suck <KP> and i rule
<KP> i think it's time for halo <KP> or possibly a change of pants <KP> i can never tell <dogchow> ...
<FrensaGeran> haha, Bungie discretely admitting to something in this wallpaper? <FrensaGeran> http://www.bungie.net/images/games/halo2/wallpapers/H2-Installation_04_800.jpg">http://www.bungie.net/images/games/halo2/wallpapers/H2-Installation_04_800.jpg <FrensaGeran> HALF a Halo? :-P
<Michael_M> kingphreadk <Michael_M> kingphread even <Michael_M> kingPHREADK <Michael_M> FDASfsjdwkjdof
<Konrad> hey <Konrad> I wonder if <Konrad> knee <Konrad> >_> <Konrad> <_< <Konrad> Lopez is tamed : ) * Konrad was kicked by KP (but the KP roams free)
* KP fires up some H1 <Verdafolio^5[DP]> :o <Geary> Don't do it KP! <Geary> The campaign is too sexy! <Geary> TOO SEXY!
<Hawk7886> I still wanna see Cortana O's, the breakfast cereal <Hawk7886> "The destruction of all sentient life in every bite!"
TheBigL032> "why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?" <ICEFIRE> snoop dog sucks <N1NJ4> fo drizzle <Geary> fo drizzle <ICEFIRE> because he's on pot
* HunterX11 is currently running irssi in screen in ssh on his own computer <Verdafolio^5[DP]> that just flew over my head at Mach 5 <Verdafolio^5[DP]> knocking me over
<nof> OS X <nof> eXtremely white <nof> if Macs had a black theme with blood all over it I'd buy one in a second
<KP> i'll fuck you p bitch <KP> up* <P_40E> =o <Hawk7886> ... <Hawk7886> D: <KP> rofl <KP> didn't realize just how badly that could be taken until p responded
<gup> so this girl buys some stuff today and I hand her the reciept, she looks at and giggles <gup> II ask her what was so funny and she tells me the ticket number is 1337, its an inside thing between here and some friends
* Lopez sets mode: +h Chuck_Fucking_Norris <Sadistic> Chuck Norris has hop on #hbo :O <gup> oh course he does <gup> he's chuck fucking norris <Sadistic> Right...
<KnifeyMcShanker> my xbox has a IRC client on it.. its better than a phone <Hawk7886> oh, really? <KnifeyMcShanker> yep <Hawk7886> you have to use the controller? <KnifeyMcShanker> no, USB <Hawk7886> oooh <goatrope> all you can type is B A X Y <goatrope> and the words "Start" and "Back" <KnifeyMcShanker> lmao <goatrope> and he can change the font colour from black to white <goatrope> oh, L and R, too.
<Hawk7886> my Xboxen was being a nazi(no change in personality there) and said XBL doesn't exist <FrensaGeran> hahaha <P_40E> lol <FrensaGeran> Italian mafia Xbox "I ain't sayin' nothin'."
* KP was kicked by KP (I beg to differ sir!)
<zasx\malia> shadowircd 3.5-beta6 released <BOLL> YES!!! <BOLL> YESS!!! WOOW!!!111 <CyberBob^3> yea that's great news <BOLL> THATS FUCKING GREAT NEWS!!11 <Smoke\BNAAOL> ? <BOLL> WOOO!!!11 <Smoke\BNAAOL> lol <zasx\malia> who's pregnant? <BOLL> you? <zasx\malia> boll? <XLNC> OMFG SHADOW IRC??? <BOLL> I am your father. <zasx\malia> .... <zasx\malia> oh screw you all
<Hawk7886> I tried to figure out how the Sarge got from the stationary Scarab down at the beach INTO the control room <Hawk7886> and how he managed to find a Beam Rifle along the way <Geary> Mb he already had the Beam Rifle <P_40E> it was in his pants <Verdafolio^5[DP]> Hawk7886: Obviously Sarge is a lvl. 53 Black Mage <Hawk7886> P has the best one <Geary> My beam rifle is bigger than your's, P <P_40E> oh yeah?! <Geary> Yea! <MrJukes> well mine takes 6 shots before it overheats <Sonic> hey, let's not turn this into a beam rifle measuring contest <Verdafolio^5[DP]> ok..
* Hawk7886 kicks Fajita down a flight of stairs <Fajita> ow <Geary> You asswipe <zasx\malia> OMG * Geary acts as Faj's lawyer <zasx\malia> ARE THE STAIRS OK <zasx\malia> !?!?!
<Pallor[subnova]> my sarcasm was lost someplace in my 1L year. im told i lack a sense of humor and i am too concrete of a thinker. <KP> when people criticize me they just tell me that i like the cock <KP> none of that constructive stuff
<Verdafolio^5[DP]> Phones suck <zasx\malia> but to call people that just normally use skype on a computer, that's still free <Verdafolio^5[DP]> you suck * Gil27 (~Gil27@Subnova-BB668824.ventca.adelphia.net) has joined #hbo <Pak> Phones > Verd <Verdafolio^5[DP]> damn straight <zasx\malia> halo 2's ending > verd <Pak> PWN <Verdafolio^5[DP]> how can you even compare phones to me <Pak> LOLLER <zasx\malia> hm <Verdafolio^5[DP]> how can you compare something like that to me <zasx\malia> because you both suck <Pak> PWN
<Pak> That's not what the gay pron sites say luci <zasx\malia> Pak, that's only because you moderate them. <Pak> ouch <Pak> Luci, always with those suicide tactics? <zasx\malia> yes, pak <zasx\malia> you should see me on xbl <zasx\malia> i stick myself and run into bases <Pak> lmao <zasx\malia> screaming things like <zasx\malia> GOD IS THE ONLY WAY <zasx\malia> *BAM* <Pak> LMFAO <zasx\malia> "KILLTACULAR"
<ZexGX> only offerings of male prostitutes lures konrad out of his closet <Konrad> yeah
<Jason_4_04> I honestly don't know when I'll be on Luci. <iDno[HM]> Comma's jason, Commas
* vector40 (~vector40@Subnova-FD3D193C.client.comcast.net) has joined #hbo <Jamirus99> die vector40 <vector40> mmm <Jamirus99> tantalizing proposal, no? <vector40> it's tempting.
<KP> we're one level away from matching the lekgolos in minor clan match rank? <Hawk7886> wanna push it higher, KP? :D <Gil27> Yea, they lost there 12 <Gil27> 13* <Konrad> D: <KP> there will be much pushing tonight. <KP> .... undirtilyishy
<HunterX_palm> lol <HunterX11> you are not laughing out loud. <HunterX11> liar
<Fajita> KP, you got something better to talk about? ;) <Konrad> Faj: Your mom, probably <Fajita> hahaha <P_40E> yes, fajita <Fajita> touche <KP> let's talk about pr0n <P_40E> let's talk about porn! <Fajita> lets not <P_40E> ... <Fajita> .... <MrFluffy> Let's call BOLL and get some mad flash going on
<nof> How old are you Chow? <dogchow> 15 <SG> puppychow <nof> heh
<Pak> Geary does seem pretty slow today... <Tex> I did <Tex> read <Pak> Compared to usual... <XLNC> oh sorry, still hurtz mb <Tex> mb <XLNC> h8 night classes. <XLNC> i just had dinner and am ready to take a npa <XLNC> nap too <XLNC> but noooo....damn night classes. <Geary> Slow?
* Verdafolio[DP] is now known as MrPoliceMan * MrPoliceMan is now known as Verdafolio[DP] <Pak> Verd likes to dress up. * Verdafolio[DP] wants to be pretty <zasx\malia> Especially for men. <zasx\malia> ROFL
<Yapok> fairy elf <Yapok> gei * dogchow has joined #hbo <Wraith[cF]> almost as if he were summoned..
<Izual[drowranger]> ...I am not smart
<c0ld|work> Hey Narc <c0ld|work> any Halo 2 observations lately? <Narcogen> I observed a copy of Halo 2 at home yesterday evening. <Narcogen> It sat quite still in its plastic case. <c0ld|work> was it interesting <Narcogen> It made no sound or movement. <Narcogen> Then I had dinner and went to bed. <c0ld|work> but that could mean something! <Narcogen> Next time I will approach it from down wind and try to surprise it. <c0ld|work> yes, and check it on certain dates too <Coke> nice plan <c0ld|work> 7th july in two years time * Coke counts fingers <Coke> oh
<KP> !seen c0ld <Lopez> c0ld is on the channel right now! <KP> D: <c0ld> liez <Lopez> c0ld is fondling me right now! <Pirate_Steve> whoa!
<MorningStar> pm c0ld <Jason_4_04> Haha. <KP> yes, good idea! <KP> let's all pm c0ld! <c0ld> O_O
<GreyWolf> any jets fans in here? <vector40> jets use turbines <KP> rofl <goatrope> lol
<FrensaGeran> hi frensa <FrensaGeran> sup frensa <Geary> stfu frensa <FrensaGeran> yeah, quit being a dick frensa <FrensaGeran> my bad. <FrensaGeran> rough draft of my one man play. What did ya think? <Geary> Sucks <FrensaGeran> yeah frensa, really blows. <FrensaGeran> :-( <St0ylish> It needs a man :p <FrensaGeran> ah hah...haha...:-P
<Hawk7886> Frensa: Life-whore <KnifeyMcShanker> awwww <Hawk7886> Stop whoring all the good life, Frensa <Hawk7886> Share it, commit suicide
<Hawk7886> Anyway... Frensa sucks at rocket-whoring <FrensaGeran> Hawk is a nice person who is very talented. <FrensaGeran> BOOYAH! Now you feel bad. <FrensaGeran> worst kind of owning. <Hawk7886> :< <FrensaGeran> guilt pwn!
<Hawk7886> ahahaha, Havok interview... <Hawk7886> Q: Could the engine be perfected, theoretically, to correctly display how the fat bounces around on a really fat woman during sex? <FrensaGeran> hahahaha <Hawk7886> A: Er, um I guess it could! <FrensaGeran> the future is bright for gaming <SFLegend> rofl <FrensaGeran> "Big Fat Biotch 2: The Foreplay"
<Izual[sad]> I am conflicted <Sadistic> Yes you are. <HunterX11> "bout what?" <Izual[sad]> I am not going to tell you all about my problem though because you wouldn't wanna hear it <Freeman> go ahead <Freeman> we've got nothing better to do. <Izual[sad]> lol, you really wouldn't wanna hear it <Sadistic> nope, don't wanna hear it. <Freeman> don't make me say it twice. <Izual[sad]> I mean really <Freeman> >: <Sadistic> Alright <Freeman> give the goddamn problem. <Sadistic> Just because Freeman scares me. <Freeman> damn straight. >: <Sadistic> TELL US OR DIE IZ <Izual[sad]> well <HunterX11> We all have problems. <Izual[sad]> this girl <Freeman> OKAY STOP <Izual[sad]> lol <Sadistic> Hold it right there mister.
<FrensaGeran> what a nice way to compliment someone on their weight <FrensaGeran> "Well, you can bend space and time more than me"
<Hawk7886> hey, I wonder... * Hawk7886 (~Hawk7886@Subnova-24CB6B36.hawaii.rr.com) Quit (Excess Flood)
<Hawk7886> I don't know any sites that offer to email you gay midget beastiality porn :( <Hawk7886> I thought you Webmastered for one, Gil? <Gil27> shut the fuck up <P_40E> no, he stars in one, hawk <Gil27> ;) <Hawk7886> Wow, geez, I knew some people hated their jobs, but there isn't any reason to attack ME... <P_40E> nice location for that wink, btw <Hawk7886> yeah, timing rocks, eh gil? <Gil27> GO AND DIE P <measter> heh * Gil27 (~Gil27@Subnova-BB668824.ventca.adelphia.net) Quit (Quit: —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 3515)
<Gil27> Lets just all agree that hawk sucks? <P_40E> yes, let's <Hawk7886> I suck if Gil's gay <measter> yup <Gil27> :) <Hawk7886> ... wait <Hawk7886> fuck <measter> lol <sorahn> hahaha <P_40E> rofl <Gil27> oh my god :OOOOOOO <P_40E> once again gil, you seem to put smilies in the oddest of places <Gil27> DIE P DIEEEE
<KP> He's hot, and he's mine......sorry girls!!
<haveblue> this is an argument? I thought it was just a giant snowball of dumbness
*** Sadistic is now known as IlovePillows <Freeman> :O <Freeman> holy shit! they're the same one! <IlovePillows> no <Freeman> explain yourself. <Freeman> >: <IlovePillows> he entered his password for nickserv <IlovePillows> so i thought i might use his nick <IlovePillows> i mean <Hieros> So you stole his account <IlovePillows> he entered it on whatever <IlovePillows> the channel <IlovePillows> yeah m@d h4x <Freeman> so you stole it. <IlovePillows> lol <IlovePillows> yeah <Freeman> theivar bute <IlovePillows> XD -Later- <Hieros> Did zasx say anything about returning anytime today <Freeman> yeah. he's busy capping bluds. <Hieros> Thought as much *** Sadistic|XBL has joined #hbo *** Sadistic|XBL is now known as Sadistic <Freeman> CHANGE YOUR PASSWARD <IlovePillows> rofl <Sadistic> Whoe
<CoLd_BlooDed> I don't even know what formatting a harddrive is. <HunterX11> CoLd_BlooDed: its like a nuclear holocaust, but the victims are your files
<CoLd_BlooDed> what 'causes the holocaust? <zasx\attached> political rivalries amoungst file systems
<GreyWolf> Diz, comparing crack to coffee is like comparing hopskotch to prostitution
<XLNC> I think b.net forums are great places for intelligent discussion.
<Konrad> i thnk b.net forum am gr8 plce 4 inteluhgent diskustion
* XLNC2 has joined #hbo <XLNC> ... * XLNC2 has quit IRC (Client Quit) <Silvergrunt> ??? <XLNC> someone's using my laptop <XLNC> brb
<gutupio> so i was dropped a friend off at his apartment <Hawk> you were dropped by a friend? <Hawk> did you land on your head? <gutupio> and as i was leaving the parking lot, i see this hot chick walking buy, so i turn my head, and i hear this bump, and then this loud meow <Tex> You ran over a CAT <Tex> YOU BASTARD <gutupio> I almost hit the chicks cat <Tex> oh <gutupio> but it was a speed bump
<gutupio> I was at work <gutupio> and we had this giant tub of ice water <gutupio> so me and this guy put our hands in to see who could stay in the longest <gutupio> so anyways, i kick his ass <gutupio> and he goes, i can still punch harder than you, and slams his fist into my shoulder <Hawk> that's a great sex story, gutu <gutupio> or, the sex story verion: <Zeta> Yeah, gut. <Zeta> Oh. <gutupio> My girl likes to try new positions. <Zeta> Hahaha <Izual> sideways? mb <Hawk> "We were wrestling... nekkid... and she accidentally tossed me into the wall." <gutupio> so I was upside down, doing a handstand, ans she was on the edge of the bed, and i lost my balance, and landed on my shoulder.
<g-pig> fuck this, i'm gonna rub it down then go to sleep
<Fajita> I should randomly show up at a lan some day <Fajita> just cause <Konrad> with a chastity belt <Konrad> just in case <Fajita> lol <dogchow> 50 bucks says kon would end up drunk in your lap
<Geary> kerblah!! * Jason_4_04 asplodes.
<Fajita> Xsux <worXLNC> fajblows * Fajita doesnt take that any further * worXLNC does <worXLNC> P_40E swallows... <worXLNC> damn, he's not here
<Fajita> hopefully this one lasts longer than the crappy one that came with it :P <Yapok> tsk tsk tsk <Eric> fajita, boyfriend? <Fajita> lol eric <Fajita> nah, print cartidge
<zasx\malia> how many brutes would a brute shot shoot if a brute shot could shoot brutes
*** Some_Guest has joined #hbo <Yapok> hey there! *** Some_Guest has quit (Client Quit) <Yapok> ok bye then <Ma1agate> bad breath mb <Yapok> mb <Yapok> rofl * Yapok eats a mint *** LARD has joined #hbo <Yapok> Woolaloo! <LARD> Yapok you have bad breath <Ma1agate> rofl * Yapok is eating a mint <Yapok> <_< <LARD> Mint's won't do, man <LARD> You need to drink some aftershave
<LBM|procrastinating> i can screw anything up if i dont put my mind to it.
<vector40> in response to the "three words to describe yourself" question on the USC app, I give <vector40> "home" "sapiens" "sapiens" <vector40> Role model: Captain Crunch <vector40> either they'll find this terribly dashing or it will just make them shred it even faster <vector40> I will not cow to the pressure to answer even one of these legitimately <vector40> Most prized possession: I lost my virginity, but I still... nm <vector40> I'm going to get shot for these <vector40> favorite band was "Wooden Pencil and the Desktops" <vector40> most prized possession? I'm going with Scotch tape unless I hear better <vector40> "favorite summer activity" I guess I'll give "masturbation" a miss <vector40> how about "straining foreign relations" <vector40> "Pushing the limits of reason and good taste" <vector40> I can't go too overboard here, this is a serious app <vector40> I'm just taking this section as seriously as it deserves <vector40> last book I read for pleasure <vector40> "Manual, Maytag Washer/Dryer" <vector40> "Best movie of all time:" what... what am I, a time traveler? <vector40> Rocky VII <vector40> to be released in 2051 <vector40> favorite quote <vector40> oh dear <vector40> Wilmaaaaa! <vector40> dream job <vector40> "USC student" ooh assskissss <vector40> sadly that's not a job <vector40> this is difficult because in my dreams, nobody has jobs <vector40> people just frolic around putting out for me
<vector40> http://berkeleyhigh.org/provinggrounds/usc.jpg">http://berkeleyhigh.org/provinggrounds/usc.jpg done and done
<nof> I played a French guy on H2H today <nof> he hid a lot <nof> roffles <Konrad> rofl nof <Konrad> Did he quit? <nof> no <nof> he won <Konrad> That would be iceing on the cake <Konrad> omg <nof> cause he was a little biotch * Konrad loses all respect for nof
<dizzy[Retribution]> Nof aint shit >:( <dizzy[Retribution]> When I saw him in real life I punched him in the face <dizzy[Retribution]> I rocked his shit <dizzy[Retribution]> And he cried like a girl! <nof> I was like "oh teh noes111' and died <dizzy[Retribution]> Sike, I said I would hit nof, then I saw him, looked in his eyes, and he ate my soul. <nos> most interesting <nof> but then Dizzy realized he broke his hand masterbating to gay porn and cried too <dizzy[Retribution]> Ouch :( <dizzy[Retribution]> Atleast I stayed the whole time mister let me leave early because I suck <nof> dude I told you that 6 times a day is too much <Konrad> it is? <nos> yes * Konrad needs to cut down <dizzy[Retribution]> No it's not, Kon <dizzy[Retribution]> Pay no attention to this heretic. <Konrad> Ya know, in all seriousness, I wonder what an "unhealthy" amount is
<MrFluffy> this random noob wants help setting up a HPC server <MrFluffy> he wants me to call him <MrFluffy> on the phone <Konrad> :| <Konrad> tell him "Turn off the computer, you are trying to install a virus" <Freeman> kill him with your mind.
<Konrad> except for when I woke up at Mig's house and nof was trying to take my pants off <nof> oops <nof> aren't you glad you woke up though? <nof> baby <dizzy[Retribution]> Heh <Konrad> Very <dizzy[Retribution]> rofl <nos> most indeedy <Konrad> I don't want to have manbabies
<gutsexyo> i hate when the people on crime shows just magically increase the resolution of a picture or video by over 100% <goatrope> gutsexyo: yes! <Konrad> I was like "how did they get a CCTV camera that's probably 320x240 to give higher-quality face pictures than my digital camera" <gutsexyo> Its like, hey, let me pull all these pixels out of my ass, cuz there not coming from anywhere else <goatrope> "can you clear up that giant grey pixel?" "yes, let my digitize it in my mainframe." *super image at 4870x2480*
<KnifeyMcShanker> anyone know anything cool i can do with a HP 366mhz besides throw it off a roof? <SG> lick it <KnifeyMcShanker> ... something that would be fine if my parents saw me doing it <KnifeyMcShanker> ha <KnifeyMcShanker> foolproof <zasx\malia> uh <zasx\malia> you can send it to me <zasx\malia> and i can turn it into an OpenBSD firewlal <zasx\malia> firewall* <SG> play dress up with it <KnifeyMcShanker> no way you already have like 6 computers <SG> then have a tea party <zasx\malia> have sex with it <zasx\malia> KnifeyMcShanker, 18 <KnifeyMcShanker> ... <KnifeyMcShanker> i have... 2 <zasx\malia> all are ready to fire on demand. <zasx\malia> erm <zasx\malia> ready to run when needed * zasx\malia whistles
* zasx\trivia pokes current bed occupant to see if she has any dvds <zasx\trivia> and i'm going to take the force of that kick to the ribs as a no <KnifeyMcShanker> you have a chick sleeping in ur bed? <zasx\trivia> so? <KnifeyMcShanker> dude... <KnifeyMcShanker> ur parents let you have a chick sleeping.. in your room <KnifeyMcShanker> at 4:30 <SG> he likes chicken. <KnifeyMcShanker> in the AM <zasx\trivia> oh thanks for reminding me to put the screen back in the window <zasx\trivia> brb <zasx\trivia> back <Hawk7886> rofl <Stefander> :o
<FrensaGeran> My resolution this year is to not become sexually involved with men. <FrensaGeran> three times is a charm I hope!
<Hieros> hmmmm..... do any of you know of any file players that can play .exe files? It says here "Click the link to play the movie". <Hieros> just curious <Hieros> because it didnt seem to do anything after I downloaded it and clicked on it <Hieros> except that a huge amount of nude icons showed up everywhere
<Konrad> Canada is nowhere near Alaska <Konrad> i mean <Konrad> fuck
<two> I love it how people have no idea what subnova is <Hawk7886> who sent it? <two> "why do you all have the same symbol" <Jason_4_04> Heh. <Jason_4_04> Emblem. <two> OH NO I USED THE WRONG WORD <Verdafolio[DP]> Subnova kicks butt! <Boxer> NOEZ!!! <two> CORRECT ME IMMEDIATELY PLEASE OH GOD * Boxer corrects teo * Boxer corrects two afterwards <Geary> Nice job <Boxer> two different people nub
* cold_Fusion impresses the hookers with his models
worXLNC has joined. <worXLNC> sdafsd <Stefander> Sdafsd to you too! =D <worXLNC> noooo...its sdafsd <worXLNC> that lower case s makes all the difference <Stefander> True.. <Stefander> But capitalised it's Sdafsd.. <Stefander> Because it should always go like, <word here with capitalisation> <rest of sentence> <dot> <worXLNC> nooo..this is irc <worXLNC> no format, grammar, or spelling required <Gil> wihreu ehwruwhruw rerwr? <worXLNC> exactly!
<CyberBob^2> so anyway <CyberBob^2> I feel soo old <two> contrasts of going into #hbo <two> it's like going to japan when you're 6'. You feel like superman because everyone's shorter than you
<dizzy[subnova]> I can't think strate <Geary> diz is a manwhore <dizzy[subnova]> Sraihtg <dizzy[subnova]> STRIAGHT <dizzy[subnova]> Mother fucker
* dizzy[subnova] huggles Pman, tips hat to Tex, kicks Konbex in the shin <Tex> YEAH * Tex makes out with dizzy for doin life right <dizzy[subnova]> I do life right? <dizzy[subnova]> leet <dizzy[subnova]> WHOA WE ARE MAKING OUT <dizzy[subnova]> LEETER
<dizzy[Mindphaser]> SO WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE <dizzy[Mindphaser]> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT <CyberBob> BECAUSE I SENT DIZZY AN ICARD <dizzy[Mindphaser]> (((((( <WhoKnew> dizzy, it's pretty fucking funny <dizzy[Mindphaser]> I know it is <Geary> BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN DIZ. YOU NEED TO RELAX <dizzy[Mindphaser]> You obviously fail to see the sarcasm <dizzy[Mindphaser]> YOU FAIL AT THE INTERNET <Geary> Least I didn't stab myself with a sword <dizzy[Mindphaser]> Burned
<William[HM]> dizzy, I accidentally nicked my chest with a knife. <WhoKnew> heh <William[HM]> > It made me think of you. <Geary> Haha, Will pulled a diz
<DevinOlsen> I'm a GIRL >:( <DevinOlsen> omfg <DevinOlsen> I meant <DevinOlsen> * NOT <KP> way to go <HunterX11> lol freudian slip
<Hawk7886> crap, I can't find one of my CDs... <Gutupio> check dogchow's floor
<KP> NEVEF <KP> and i'll nevef correct that typo!
<IlovePillows> i think Im going to create a machinima and have that on my website <Tex> Lightish Red vs Aquamarine? <SC_DNO> you could call it "Lightish Red, Vs Auqua marine" <SC_DNO> HOLY SHIT <SC_DNO> that was creepy <Tex> DNO <Tex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD <Tex> NOW
<PfhorSlayer> I have a motherfucking toaster strudel. Bitches.
<Freeman> d'oh. <KP> ray <Freeman> me. <GreyWolf[DP]> gonna have to quote
<Geary> Boxer is a very simple man <Geary> with very small penis <Boxer> Yup <Boxer> damnit! <Geary> I KNEW IT!
<Verdafolio[DP>] Battle of the Twin titans of hard names to spell <zasx\malia> NOW ON PAY PER VIEW <zasx\malia> ERRERA VS SCHWARZENEGGER
* insaneidiot is listening to: Mindless Self Indulgence - Rip Off [01:56m/192Kbps/44KHz] * P_71Wx is listening to: I wish you'd turn that shit off - I Don't Care [0:18m/320Kbps/192Khz]
<c0ld|work> Sysinfo: a BOX that hums
<dizzy[Retribution]> I played Man halo on it <dizzy[Retribution]> Mac <Crassworm> omfg <dizzy[Retribution]> NOT MAN <Crassworm> was it hawt? <dizzy[Retribution]> MAC <dizzy[Retribution]> yes
<Izual> Yes, I am a women.
<Crassworm> DAMN IT <Crassworm> i just missed a really hot girl take off her shirt. <KP> so why are you in here telling us and not back there waiting for her to do it again
<Pak> I was looking for a program that forces someone's computer to radiate in much the same fashion as uranium slowly destroying their health until they suffer an untimely death. <Pak> But that's just me. <two> the americans sell one of those in japan <two> ba-dum pish. <nof> ...
<HunterX11> hey vector40, i dont suppose you happen to be a Altivec unit? <vector40> I'm a boy.
<Kraken> what can !'s do that @'s can't? <KP> not much <XLNC> they have bigger e-penises kraken <KP> that's pretty much it, X <XLNC> so P_40E up there, has a small one <P_40E> bigger than yours, x <XLNC> but atleast he has one, compared to the rest of us voiced <XLNC> yes p, yes <KP> and XLNC is second from the bottom, which means his is the second smallest ;p <XLNC> that would be right
<Pak> Well, like the line where you say the psychologist was reeling. <Verdafolio[DP]> mmmhmm? <Pak> Try and lead into it with a description of how he looked. <Geary> "He was missing a nostril and had half a jaw" <Pak> Or a short clause about the way he was reeling. <Geary> "carefully" <Verdafolio[DP]> Note to self: Never listen to Geary, ever.
<Geary> diz <Geary> why does it say you're on Fedayakin on HL, and Mindphaser here? <Geary> how many damn computers are you using <Geary> ....wait, have you moved into CompUSA?
<Izual> I hate waiting for games <Izual> I dont wannawait for SC: CT <Narcogen> Splinter Cell: Connecticut? <Narcogen> What is it, a level based on Claude's house? <P_40E> gather secret HBO intelligence... <Narcogen> contradiction in terms mb
<goatrope> what's your current setup, c0ldy? <BOLL> a broken computer <c0ld|work> broken HD <BOLL> that's a smiley face <BOLL> it means his face is broken <c0ld|work> which shall be replaced soon <BOLL> the face that is <BOLL> can't wait for that, no more webcam nightmares!
<Littlebigman> whats the first song on the Halo 2 sound track????? <worXLNC> Track 1
<FauxHammer> the scarab should have been shaped like a giant halo 1 pistol that you have to board and defeat before it destroys the whole game.
<gutupio> I like how the last thing we see is Shishka getting killed. <Shishka> =P <Shishka> And in the LE DVD I'm insulting myself in the third person. <Shishka> It's like if I'm going to be on anything that could be televised and is Bungie related, I have to look like a tool. <two> don't worry shishka, you look like a tool at all times, not just when televised
* Littlebigman (~Littlebig@Subnova-28D430E9.umrion01.pa.comcast.net) has joined #hbo <Littlebigman> hey <BOLL> Hey LBM, you have been beat. <Littlebigman> by? in? <BOLL> Izual is more annoying than you are. <Littlebigman> oh <Izual> .............. * Littlebigman gives Izual the LBM badge.
<goatrope> halo 3 is a fps DDR game <FrensaGeran> "CHIEF! If you wanna destroy the ring, you're gonna have to out dance that Brute! Go!"
<zasx\watermelon> and his soap went flying <FrensaGeran> heh <zasx\watermelon> and then the teacher was like --2 minutes go by-- <FrensaGeran> where the hell is the end to zasx's story? <P_40E> I was wondering that too, frensa... <Mackenzie> Zasx is pulling an h2!?
<Hieros> Well thats akk we asoire to be these days, a non-AOL user <Hieros> *all <Freeman> aspire? <Janiel> Yeah... <Freeman> AOL makes you tuping suck. <Freeman> *typing. <Freeman> damn.
<XLNC> !op <Mackenzie> !halfop <Mackenzie> ... <XLNC> heh-hmmmm.....yeah <XLNC> Lopez is just slow * Lopez sets mode: +o XLNC * P_40E was kicked by XLNC (P_40E) <XLNC> woot! * You were kicked by KP (XLNC)
<zasx\malia> i really don't care about christmas this year <HunterX11> santa would shit his pants if he heard you say that <HunterX11> is that what you want? a shitting santa? <zasx\malia> HEY FAT BOY * zasx\malia puts 50 ground up fibacon pills into the glass of SOY Milk <zasx\malia> Ho ho ho and have a regular Christmas!
<Tex> speaking of porn <Tex> Im late <Tex> bbl <Tex> <333 <KP> bye * Tex (~SPARTANLa@Subnova-F545A991.san.rr.com) Quit (Quit: No jazz before the rumble, you know the rules.) <MrFluffy> ... <MrFluffy> Late in what way? * goatrope (~mongofoot@Subnova-15D7CC93.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: * Pow *) <KP> for her porn shoot <KP> obviously <MrFluffy> Oh, ok. <KP> with goatrope
<two> that reminds me, I need to make a Sims family with hitler and stalin as roommates
<Some_Guest5> WU GOAT FARM??
<William[HM]> You know what, Santa? Fuck you. <DaRealSanta> HAHA <DaRealSanta> Quote of the night <Santa> Only coal for you, woman
<Bob> fluffy is singing again <Bob> I am scared <Bob> he is driving me crazy <Bob> so I think his teacher is a chick <Bob> at least I hope <Bob> and you go wear some pants <Bob> and fluffy hangs up on me again YOU SUCK <Freem|Javaing> that was the best monolouge ever.
* Freeman hears a scream of pain <MikeMan445> D: * MikeMan445 turns up the music
<zasx\attached> this school is so empty right now <Freeman> leave. <zasx\attached> it's a rally right now <zasx\attached> everyone is over in the gym <Freeman> wait. revised plan of action. <Freeman> steal stuff. <Freeman> then leave <zasx\attached> lol
<Freeman> i can find 85,000 ways to kill a man with a tooth pick. <Yapok|work> really? <Freeman> okay, that's a slight exaggeration. <Donny> 84,999
<zasx\attached> i forgot what the ToS for my school said about installing things <zasx\attached> oh well <zasx\attached> i'm logged in as administrator <zasx\attached> i think that means do wtfever
<Bob> is your teacher hot? <zasx\detached> lol <zasx\detached> uhh <zasx\detached> i am so not answering that <Bob> GIVE ME PICTURES
<Crassworm> i t503e55hy8isw wwwwww y ndsr4., <Crassworm> .... <Crassworm> that was supposed to say <Crassworm> i typed this with my nose <Crassworm> i cant type with my nose
<KP> i had to quit before it finished <KP> because it was stabbing me in the groin
* ZexGX continues boning the hunter
* KP sets mode: +q *!*samesdios@*.dyn.optonline.net <KP> OR NOT <KP> NUB <KP> muwahaha * KP sets mode: -q *!*samesdios@*.dyn.optonline.net <retsamolah> grrrr <KP> lol * retsamolah whacks KP <KP> he says on xbl "back to irc" <retsamolah> shush <KP> pwnt
<Konrad> Man, people in the superman universe are so STUPID <Konrad> If he took off his glasses in front of people they'd go "Oh my god, It's superman!" <Konrad> Puts them back on "Clark! You just missed superman!"
<Izual> Which do you prefer? Sex or Halo 2? <Geary> ... <vector40> you're ruining my childhood, c0ld <Fajita> o_O <Geary> anyone who says Halo2 will be shot <Fajita> hahaha
<gutupio> I found it funny. <KP> that's what she said <KP> about your sexual performance.
<Shishka> That's not fair <Shishka> putting that next to Lorraine's work =P <WhoKnew> oh no, it's of the same quality, definitely <WhoKnew> you're both amazing artists <Shishka> "Professional digital painting that was on the cover of the most sold issue of OXM" <Shishka> Next to... <Shishka> "Ass."
* SC_DNO points at Haveblue and hisses <SC_DNO> eyebrows.....!>=D <haveblue> strangely enough, I was about to leave anyway * haveblue (~mark@ircops.subnova.com) Quit (Quit: Those eyebrows...) <SC_DNO> woah
<nof> I suck and you know it! <nof> wait... <Geary> reverse that <nof> I mean You suck and I know it. <nof> ! <ICEFIRE> lol <Verdawhatsit[DP]> good work there nof on insulting me
<nof> you got me sick <WhoKnew> sorry :( <nof> we shouldn't make out anymore
<zasx\malia> it said they had no tolerance for people not creating a hostile school environment <zasx\malia> so i'm going to hold up to that agreement <zasx\malia> GOTTA LOVE TYPOS
* Colds7ream (~Phoenix89@Subnova-EAE722D5.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <ZexGX> :( <peer> whoopsie * peer looks around <peer> vector did it! <peer> i swear * peer points and runs
<vector40> YOU LIED TO ME?! <DeimosFawkes> frequently <vector40> please remember who wears the pants in this relationship <vector40> because I never seem to be able to * DeimosFawkes looks at his pants <vector40> I'm not even sure wtf I'm wearing. Is this a kilt?
<Bluestone> Anyone know a site in the UK (THE UK, AS IN UNITED KINGDOM- NOT THE USA) where they sell cheap (But good) PC's? <GreyWolf> compUSA.com
<zasx\malia> .l.\\ <zasx\malia> lol*
<Geary> For "The Art of Halo", does Art refer to like karate being an art, or as in picture art <HunterX11> Geary: The wisest Master Chief wins his battle before he touches his controller. :) <Geary> no he doesn't <Geary> that's a damn lie <Geary> you go straight to hell, boy!
<KP> i changed my windows xp color from olive drab to blue today. it's a huge deal. <FunkyJ> Major paradigm shift there. <FunkyJ> I don't know what a paradigm is. <Zeta> Way to go. <FunkyJ> And don't tell me. <FunkyJ> Spoilers. :( <FunkyJ> I'm only halfway through dictionary.com.
<insaneidiot> do you want sex with that pizza? or just the pizza? the sex dcc is kind of buggy still. <Ilovepillows> how much does that cost? toppings are usually 1.50 each
<Soda|Iz> whats the orginal joke? <WhoKnew> "for god's son, jesus really took his time!" <WhoKnew> or <WhoKnew> "You believe in a savior that took 3 days to come alive? pah!" <SG> he was battling demons <Narcogen> I thought he was shopping for a new wardrobe. <Narcogen> Can't rise from the dead in the same old rags you were executed in. Would be unseemly.
<two> I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED SEXINESS <dogchow> no, two, you can't have any of mine <dogchow> it's not something you can borrow <Fajita|studying> thats cause dog doesnt have enough to share.... <dogchow> h8.
<two> "the hbo clans" makes me think of a marauding band of visigoths or lunatics or something <kopd> two: that's pretty close
<HipboyScott> could a game potentially be made in which the computer is rendering in 4 dimentions? <HipboyScott> and the player has to try and stumble through whatever gets stuck in his/her slice of 3D <SanchezTheLlama> so you'd be fighting shit you can't see? <SanchezTheLlama> THEY HAVE THAT ALREADY <SanchezTheLlama> ITS CALLED DOOM III
<Jason_4_04> Funstick? Funbags? Funhole? WTF? <Fajita> ....... <Myron> think, jason <Verdawhatsit[DP]> Exactly <Fajita> jason, well tell you when youre older
<Blackstar> .........2,000 years of modern sexual progress and exploration is brought to its knees and reduced to "funhole" <Fajita> lol <Jason_4_04> :D <Verdawhatsit[DP]> Blackstar: Welcome to #hbo <Pak> HBO: The 'Funhole'.
<FreemanCorporeal> EL CAMINO. SPANISH FOR THE CAMINO. <FrensaGeran> WHOA! <el> really!? <FrensaGeran> I know spanish now!
<Konrad> Blackstar is wicked old * Blackstar was around when fire was born. <Fajita> :o <FrensaGeran> must've been a rough birth. <vector40> around is right <vector40> fatty
<Narcogen> I love the comparison to Empire. Halo 2's ending is the same as Empire's only if Empire had ended with Luke about to enter the carbon freezing facility and saying "hi, dad" before the credits roll
<Hieros> Really who actually played the Volleyball part of DOAX more than they had to? <Blackstar> there was a Volleyball part?
<vector40> gimme until tomorrow, I have to see if I can get onto my dad's account; he's on Sprint, the rest of us are Verizon. <Blackstar> okey dokey <vector40> happily I can transfer my number, at least (politicians ++) <Blackstar> sure np. <Narcogen> I knew you'd be on Verizon, vec./ * vector40 makes an appointment at the LEAPFROG LEAPFROG <vector40> blow me, it's a family thing. I'd eschew them just for their commercials. <XLNC> QOTD: <vector40> blow me, it's a family thing. <vector40> :O:< <Narcogen> yeah, I was wondering what to do with that <vector40> Q< <Narcogen> too many possibilities and too little time <vector40> Q< Q< Q< Q< DARWIN FISH ATTACK <XLNC> Narc, such a masterpiece has to be singled out and let itself shine <Narcogen> and just to follow up on your ass obsession, vec, that quote works better if I replace the comma with a colon <Narcogen> true, true... a moment of silence please for vec's family
<Blackstar> Well, felt the H1's cine's were more engaging storywise somehow, and H2's, though ambitious in concept, fell short in some very key areas, not to mention were chopped off at the knees at the "end", which was in fact, "the middle" and riddled with technical problems which just brought the viewer out of the game's universe and ruined the suspension of disbelief. <XLNC> well put BS <XLNC> hehe..... <XLNC> well put BS <--- i like that <vector40> that's an apt description of nearly everything I say
<Warbow> i'm looking for a game on b.net that i played the other day...it was in the list on the day I played it....now I can't find it... has this happened to anybody else? <MereCatfish> my stats randomly disappear <MereCatfish> severe problems on bungie's end <MereCatfish> :P <MereCatfish> happens to everyone <Warbow> but I just missing that one game <MereCatfish> did you dream it? <Dream> ? <MereCatfish> .......................................
<Jason_4_04> It takes a little while for the stats to load. <KP> 3 weeks <Hawk7886> I was thinking months <kopd> i was thinking boobs
<mr_n00b> Gotta love akba and his gay sense of humor. <akba> I'll show you gay <mr_n00b> I bet you will.
