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- KittenpixxKittenpixx! :D kingphreak's awesome petspix page.
- The Geary Sux PageThe website dedicated to informing the world of how the HBO community member, Geary, sucks.
- Ben's homepageA website for the second cutest cat on the intarweb.
- Annoying pageAn attempt to create the most annoying page on the internet. Created by searching geocities for 'omg' and picking the best things.
- PixMy leet pix.
- goatrope.pfordee.com"Best website ever" -me
- Halo for PSPHalo-related articles viewable on the PSP, by Mintz
- irc.pfordee.comNew IRC server! Join it!
<@goatWoW> you still not have a password? <@goatWoW> word = port <@goatWoW> shut up <sorahn> lmfao <sorahn> yea, i dont know the password for canada <@goatWoW> lol <@goatWoW> "donutbeaver321"
* retzzz is now known as yawns <%yawns> gah
* Bluestone (bluestone@Borg-F116443B.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) Quit (Ping timeout) * Bluestone (bluestone@Borg-F116443B.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) has joined #hbo <Bluestone> What did it say? <Bluestone> I got... 20:13:17 * [10053] Software caused connection abort <Bluestone> ffs <@goatrope> [12:14:12] * Quits: Bluestone (bluestone@Borg-F116443B.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) (Killed by KP (Haha he doesn't realize I'm doing this))
<Magus> rofl. <Magus> We had Chinese food <Magus> And my fortune said "You will inherit a large sum of money." <Magus> And my mom goes "Someone has to die for that to happen." <Zeta> rofl <Magus> So I say "Yes. Someone does." <Zeta> AHAHAHA
<&KP> rofl <&KP> i just joined ma1agate's game that he invited me to <&KP> just to yell "I DECLINE"
<-- MorningStar has kicked dogchow33 from #hbo (MorningStar) --> dogchow33 (dc33@Borg-C1D2904D.bowie01.md.comcast.net) has joined #hbo <Pak> ouch <KP> rofl * iDno missed something <dogchow33> ..what the hell was that? <Pak> you got owned <Pak> by MS <KP> [21:54:37] <MorningStar> is it outside the realm of acceptability to kick someone strickly for the gag effect? within moderation <KP> [21:54:52] <KP> not really <KP> [21:55:27] <MorningStar> good <KP> [21:55:46] <KP> or if you just really hate someone <KP> [21:56:04] <MorningStar> ohh? excellent
* akba pokes <akba> Quishy. <akba> Squish,y too * akba fails * akba (akba@Borg-27B9D881.tu.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit: Quit!)
<Schooly_D> I don't like the idea of naming a clan after yourself.
<Eric|Indexing> Hey Narcogen. Izual says he needs to talk to you about something. <KP|SCCT> /msg Narcogen izual says he needs to talk to you about something <Narcogen> /msg #hbo what do I look like, a high school counselor? <SanchezTheLlama> /banz narcogen lol <retsamolah> /me yawns <retsamolah> er.. * retsamolah yawns
<KPismo> since our store is closing this month and as soon as deli products are gone i'm pretty much laid off (like probably thursday or so) i've degraded our dress code for like 2 weeks <KPismo> it was khakis, shirt and a tie at the beginning of the month. <goatWoW> now it's rollerskates and nothing else <KPismo> i wore sweatpants and a t-shirt yesterday <KPismo> we hypothecized assless chaps <goatWoW> oh <KPismo> just because it'd be so awesome, they'd suspect nothing from the front <KPismo> then you turn around to slice the meat and they're like "OHHHH shit"
<Mintz> What's that word that means "check for errors"? <Mintz> Spell check? <Mintz> grammatisize? <Mintz> review? <dogchow> edit, mintz? <Mintz> THANK YOU <Mintz> Can't believe I couldn't think of a four-letter word... * Mintz hits his head on the head <Mintz> Dammit <dogchow> you go do that
<SanchezTheLlama> I'll forbid your mother <KP> ok <KP> i'd rather you forbid my mother than have sexual relations with her of some sort <KP> which is what i did <eskay> lol <KP> .... <KP> to yours <eskay> gj KP <KP> ............shit
<KP> so i put "MANFLESH- 6.99" on the sales board today for like 8 minutes before the manager came by and told me to take it down
<goatrope> kp, after you left, "SmallSpacez" said 'kp was gay' <AFKP> i hate playing on super sucky teams <AFKP> yeah, i bet <AFKP> because he was like "omfg get the flag you gays" <AFKP> so i hit him in the back of the head and said "nice fucking plan"
* KP asks chasnerv for a hop listing <KP> good thing i forbid that nick <Hawaiian_Pig> chasnerv? <KP> or else some asshole could have all these commands and passwords from me <KP> yeah <Hawaiian_Pig> hah * Eric|HPC is now known as Chasnerv * Chasnerv is now known as Guest5175346 <Guest5175346> damn :( <KP> i wouldn't lie, you know
<gutupio> hey <gutupio> I bet you suck <gutupio> Yes you <gutupio> No, not you, the guy behind you. <gutupio> Yea, you. <gutupio> You suck <Hawaiian_Pig> ^ line whore. <gutupio> ^ cock whore <Hawaiian_Pig> v HP's cock whore --> Jillybean (jillybean@Borg-C4B8F89A.renf.cable.ntl.com) has joined #hbo --- Lopez gives channel operator status to Jillybean <gutupio> omg <Hawaiian_Pig> ... <Hawaiian_Pig> ...... <gutupio> thats aweome <gutupio> Thats grand <Hawaiian_Pig> that was so... bad <Hawaiian_Pig> oh my <KPismo> rofrl <gutupio> Thats the singlehandedly most wonderful join of all time.
<retsamolah> rofl <retsamolah> http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=643417 <retsamolah> <3 cody miller <hal9000> nice <hal9000> quadruple weilding <hal9000> SHOOT WITH YOUR FEET!! <KP> the better-endowed of us will be able to quintuple weid. <KP> +l <hal9000> how? <hal9000> i can see two per hand <hal9000> wheres the thrid one? <hal9000> if your teeth? <KP> you're forgetting an appendage <retsamolah> hal doesnt have one <KP> clearly <hal9000> fuck you <hal9000> ...how can you shoot with your penis anyways?
<KP> BIG <KP> BAD <KP> BEETLEBORGS <Magus|Screen> Good god. <Magus|Screen> I remember that stuff. <Magus|Screen> Way to make me feel old, KP * KP is listening to "Welcome to the Machine" by Pink Floyd off of Wish You Were Here. [4:09/7:29/192Kbps] <KP> you're not narcogen * KP makes you feel young again <Narcogen> heh * Narcogen is listening to "Welcome To The Ancient Machine" by #hbo off of Wish Wu Were Here.
<Kraken> i just found a new problem that i need to confront <Kraken> i am absolutely fucking in love with ranch dressing <Kraken> i just drank half the bottle <Echoes> ranch <MARC2MD> lol <Echoes> RANCH! * Echoes is now known as ranchtooth <ranchtooth> RANCH! * Kraken is craving to go back down to the fridge <ranchtooth> ranch? <Kraken> ranch :( <ranchtooth> RANCH! <MARC2MD> so u have a ranch tooth <Kraken> yes <MARC2MD> holy <ranchtooth> ranch <ranchtooth> ranch
* KP (KP@FCA9C93.82C3B3C3.C2840EBA.IP) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +oa KP KP <eskay> SMALL COCK HOLDING YOU BACK IN LIFE FROM ATTAINING ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS? <eskay> uh, hi KP. <KP> dot <KP> dot <KP> dot
<Shadow> my mom has my dog at a triathalon <Echoes> is the dog competing? <Shadow> no <Shadow> my dogs a lazy ho <Echoes> the bike section might be difficult if it were
<Schooly_D[tSD]> Hieros, you should be scared of rets <Hieros> why <Schooly_D[tSD]> because he's tSD *** Lopez has kicked Schooly_D[tSD] from #hbo [Watch your language] *** Schooly_D[tSD] (~Schooly_D@Borg-815B4293.sid.rice.edu) has joined #hbo <KPismo> k3giw <Schooly_D[tSD]> I mean <Schooly_D[tSD]> because he's cool <Tar> heehee badword <KPismo> jebus <KPismo> that was c0ld <eskay> er <eskay> what? <Geary> what the... <Geary> tSD <KPismo> eskay, c0ld seems to have made tsd a bad word <Geary> no kick? <eskay> tsd <eskay> tSD <KPismo> no clue wtf he did, actually <eskay> uhhh <Schooly_D[tSD]> tSD *** Lopez has kicked Schooly_D[tSD] from #hbo [Watch your language] *** Schooly_D[tSD] (~Schooly_D@Borg-815B4293.sid.rice.edu) has joined #hbo <eskay> hahaha <Geary> rofl <dogchow> only on schooly <eskay> its only if he says it <dogchow> pwnt <eskay> roflmao <KPismo> awesome.
<Geary> what clan was that, schooly? <Schooly_D[tSD]> Team School to the D
<FrensaGeran> hey, Wendy's makes a fuck of a good shake <FrensaGeran> a FUCK <Gutupio> frensa, you fuck shakes <FrensaGeran> I would gladly fuck a Wendy's shake <FrensaGeran> but don't quote me on that <FrensaGeran> ...please <FrensaGeran> ..with a shake on top <FrensaGeran> that I would fuck <Blown-Upp> O_o <john1024mb> Frensa: wouldnt that damage your...organ? <Blown-Upp> only freeze it <FrensaGeran> if by make it delicious, then yes
<c0ld|work> my nnscript menu isnt working either <c0ld|work> its f00ked <Narcogen> you've turned nnscript into a nonscript
<goatrope> are you actually part czech? <czechtor40> have I ever seemed even vaguely czech to you? <goatrope> yeah <czechtor40> moreover, does it seem plausible that I only tonight discovered my heritage? <goatrope> this one time you had "czech" in your name <czechtor40> it's a lie. <goatrope> well, maybe you just felt like expressing it now <Narcogen> goat, he's just proving that his nickname is fully praugrammable. <goatrope> oh <goatrope> my <goatrope> god * goatrope bows
<KP> you're off the time <retsamolah> but im still on the team, right? <retsamolah> i dont care about the time <KP> wtf <KP> time <KP> where did that come from <KP> time's off the time <KP> permanently.
<Hieros> WOOO <Hieros> Celebrate! <-- Jmssmith282 has quit (No route to host) <-- HP[Lap] has quit (Ping timeout) <-- Warbow has quit (Quit: .) <Hieros> :( <Sabata> Quite the celebration
<The_Zebras> NIEN <Funkmon> ... <Funkmon> Spell it right, you moron <The_Zebras> it is spelled right <William_> No it's not. <William_> Fucktard. <The_Zebras> ok, then how do you spell it mb <William_> "Nein." <Funkmon> Nein <The_Zebras> yes, nien <The_Zebras> thats what i said <The_Zebras> moron
<Konrad> eskay <Konrad> o.g.m. is replaced with I like it in the ass <Schooly_D[tSD]> I like it in the ass <eskay> I like it in the ass <eskay> er <Hawaiian_Pig> hah! <Schooly_D[tSD]> I like it in the ass, and I'm not afraid to admit it <eskay> wtf <KP> you know <Konrad> hey she really does <KP> this is why we can't have nice things <KP> because you all fucking abuse the shit out of it
<eskay> thongs are a pain in the ass
<vector40> what's zeta doing here?! <Hawaiian_Pig> cocaine tipped members zeta? <vector40> HE'S NOT ONE OF US <Hawaiian_Pig> WTF VEC? <vector40> GET HIM <vector40> TIE HIM * Zeta flees <vector40> BRING FORTH THE MEMBER * Hawaiian_Pig hogties Zeta down <vector40> AVAST! AVAST! AVAST! * Hawaiian_Pig grabs the cocaine <vector40> AVAST! AVAST! AVAST! <Zeta> NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo <Hawaiian_Pig> AFFIX THE COCAINE HAT ATOP THE MEMBER <Hawaiian_Pig> RAISE THE LEFT SAIL <Hawaiian_Pig> AVAST! <vector40> AVAST! * Blown-Upp rips Zeta's pants off * Zeta holds his breath until he dies. <Hawaiian_Pig> EVERYONE, GRAB HOLD OF THE MEEMBER AND THRUST, ON 'HO' <Hawaiian_Pig> ONE, TWO, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <vector40> AVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST <Hawaiian_Pig> AVAAAAAAAAST
<Reiginko> don't type while asleep <Reiginko> it's bad for the spleen <Narcogen> You type with your spleen? <Reiginko> no <Narcogen> That stuff is hard to get out from between the keys, man, I wouldn't do that.
* Total|School is now known as Total <goatscribbabble> total, you should recall something <goatscribbabble> then you could be Total|Recall <goatscribbabble> otherwise you're just some protein cereal
<goatscribbabble> NARCOGEN IS A HORRIBLE PERSON <Stefander> =o <Ma1agate> that's obvious, goat <goatscribbabble> i play "brat" <goatscribbabble> and he's like "oh man, that was the wurst" <Narcogen> I was channeling for stuntmutt, I couldn't help it
<retsamolah> its not infinite minerals <retsamolah> so its strategical <goatplayingthings> eh <retsamolah> 2v2comps is tough <retsamolah> but fun <goatplayingthings> hmm <Zeta> "strategical" <Zeta> You really do rock, rets. <retsamolah> :D <retsamolah> strategical is totally a word <Zeta> Totally is not <retsamolah> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=strategical <Zeta> You're kidding me * retsamolah declares Zeta lollerpwnt <goatplayingthings> gg zeta <Zeta> Damnit DX <vector40> where the hell... <goatplayingthings> i made up a word the other day that turned out to be a word <goatplayingthings> nonsensicality :D <retsamolah> nice * Zeta declares himself lollerpwnt DX
*** Headshotmaster8 (Headshotma@Borg-8EEE9016.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #hbo <Headshotmaster8> hello all <Narcogen> All isn't here right now. Would you care to leave a message? <Headshotmaster8> no, silly bot <Narcogen> O_o
<vector40> I definitely quested with this person for like an hour and a half, chatting about all sorts of things, without realizing that it was a girl. <dogchow> ask for sex, vec <dogchow> demand it <eskay> omg <vector40> dog's the kind of person I'm going to forbid my daughter from dating <eskay> vec is infected with cooties <vector40> or actually ever interacting with. <dogchow> you say that now <PfhorSlayer> I hope you're never a parent vec <PfhorSlayer> UNLESS THEY ARE MY MANBABIES INSIDE OF YOU <vector40> yeah, me too. <vector40> wait a second <vector40> when did that manbaby line get in there <vector40> this is bullshit, someone's retroactively inserting chat
<eskay> bleh <eskay> I want to draw something <eskay> help me out here <dogchow> penis <KP> draw a penis
<Funk|afCAKE> Eskay, you're as girl, right? <%eskay> yeeesss... <Funk|afCAKE> Oh. <&KP> ass girl? <&KP> why yes, that's our eskay <%eskay> ... <%eskay> I hate you so much <goatdesk> she does like the but
<Sabata> I know an 11 year old that speaks worse trash than anyone I've ever met <&KP> i know a 6 month year old who speaks worse than anyone i've ever met <&KP> fucker doesn't even form complete sentences <&KP> just babbles <&KP> it's unbelievable
<&KP> QUICK <&KP> QUIT THE PROGRAM <&KP> BOLL'S HACKED IT <&KP> hey, that would've killed in the homelan #hbo. <@Narcogen> And in subnova #hbo, it would have caused a netsplit. <&KP> OHHHH <Zeta> BURN
<MrSprout> I just looked over from #hih to see what's happening here and all I read is "gay sex at wendy's" <dizzy> Yea i did that today for a bit with my friend. * MrSprout goes back to #hih quickly
<Art_Vandelay> my sexuality should not be in question <Art_Vandelay> I think you know which way I swing <Art_Vandelay> --> <KP> yeah, it's fairly obvious <KP> i see you're pointing toward the userlist <KP> composed entirely of males
<HP[Lap]> learn something new everyday <HP[Lap]> yesterday it was octopus sex....THANKS VEC
<Plat|Starcraft> Poodles suck <Plat|Starcraft> Wait <Plat|Starcraft> I think I have a poodle <Plat|Starcraft> Brb <Plat|Starcraft> Yeah I have a mini poodle <Plat|Starcraft> Shit <Plat|Starcraft> I need to pay more attention to my dogs * Plat|Starcraft just realised he somehow gained another dog over night <@goatrope> well you see, plat <@goatrope> when a girl dog and a boy dog like each other very much <Plat|Starcraft> Oh god damnit <@goatrope> :D <Plat|Starcraft> Go to hell goat
<HunterX11> I had a dream that my irssi config file got corrupted, wtf?
<Narcogen> If I use a Mac, does that mean I have an iPenis?
<Pinkuh> http://www.deviantart.com/view/21766184/ Porntana ^_^ <dogchow> :o <Izual[FSRz]> Oh snap <Izual[FSRz]> THat's hot. <Izual[FSRz]> Well, I'll be back in 3 minutes. <Pinkuh> Wow Izual your fast <dogchow> pwnt
--- KP has changed the topic to: IBO: Acronyms are so last year. <Hawaiian_Pig> Kim Possible still works --- You have been killed by KP ((die!)) --> You are now talking on #hbo --- Topic for #hbo is IBO: Acronyms are so last year. --- Topic for #hbo set by KP at Wed Aug 17 01:46:23 2005 <Hawaiian_Pig> :D <Zeta|movie> :D <KP> freaks <Lopez> :D
<goatdesk> i love you dizzy <dizzy> :D <dizzy> <3 goatrope too. <goatdesk> please forgive me <goatdesk> i didn't mean it <goatdesk> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,3 <goatdesk> that's right <goatdesk> <3 so much that it needs extra punctuation <KP> 8=====================D <goatcraft> rofl <HP|ThunderPoo> rofl <dizzy> ... <dizzy> HAHAHAH <sortop> lmao <dizzy> <3 KP too <goatcraft> goat's choking on his root beer D: <goatdesk> F <goatdesk> F <goatdesk> S <goatdesk> kp <goatdesk> you honestly just made me do my first ever spit-take <goatdesk> i was sipping a barqs <goatdesk> now it's on my friggin desk <HP|ThunderPoo> i actually lmaoed...that was sad <goatdesk> pman can vouch for that <KP> mojo did it. <goatdesk> lol <dizzy> rofl <HP|ThunderPoo> lol
<sorahn_> goat can you kill sortop? <@goatdesk> yes * Quits: sortop (sorahn@Borg-1235212B.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net) ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by goatdesk (STOP TRYING TO HACK THE SERVER)) <@goatdesk> now #hih is all confused XD
* Thunderpoo is now known as register <register> wtf
<Izual[FSRz]> fucking beetle * Izual[FSRz] was kicked by KP (PUNCHBUGGY BLUE)
<Tarzan> <3 Jane
<Hikaru> brb eating man
<dogchow> http://www.all-good-tabs.com/lyrics-bands-mudvayne-happy-198400.html <eskay> amusing, except for the 'u's, which are just infuriating <dogchow> heh <eskay> and the misspelling of this <eskay> <_< <dogchow> or 'from' <eskay> stupid crappy lyrics sites <eskay> and peel <eskay> good god people <dogchow> we get the point <vector40> I continue to wait for a good lyrics site <eskay> k I'm done <dogchow> at least you do, and you're the one that thought LP was bad <vector40> it is the internet's greatest failing to date <eskay> well it was the obvious choise <dogchow> *choice <vector40> ... <eskay> dammit <vector40> maybe she was kidding. <eskay> I'm not, it was a typo <dogchow> no, I really don't believe she was <eskay> I know how to swear I spell <eskay> gah * vector40 pats * eskay crawls into a corner
<Funkmon> Speedy-Michigan rules. <Funkmon> Where live you? <Speedy> not michigan <Speedy> any state with something like detroit cannot rock though <Pak> but it does rock <Pak> detroit isnt that bad <Pak> and is in fact very small in size <Pak> geography <Speedy> sucked cock when i was there <Speedy> not me <Speedy> detroit <Speedy> damnit
* Ben (purplehaze@Borg-394B23CD.client.mchsi.com) has joined #hbo <Pak> Hi ben. <Pak> BA DUM TISH
<Redbluefire> eskay: Petals dont have thorns <eskay> shhhh <vector40> they have HORNS. <Narcogen> Sure. How else could they get horny? <PigXBL> touch their stamens <eskay> the sex organ of a thorny shrub <eskay> :) <Narcogen> Me so thorny? <eskay> a rose by any other name... <Narcogen> Me love you long... OW! <vector40> ENLARGE YOUR STAMEN <vector40> your pistil looks like a blossoming flower.
<Reconcilliation> thankyou. I want a high cock speed right?
<vector40> I have a pornographic memory. <vector40> Ask me anything.
<vector40> HAHAHA <vector40> http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the40yearoldvirgin/ <vector40> oh boy. required viewing, HBO.
<Hawaiian_Pig> I want sloppy seconds! <Tex> as usual
<StolenSN> The best WWII moment was when Roosevelt fought thouse ninjas using only a popsicle stick and a ball of yarn <StolenSN> *those <Geary> I think you're confused with MacGuyver
<KP> i'll probably crash for a little while in a bit, mintz <KP> so no scct <Mintz> k <KP> but later, if you're around, i'd be up for it <Mintz> KP, I'm very busy today. I have to go outside, meet people, talk to friends <Mintz> LMAO <Mintz> No, I'll be around
<insaneidiot> i should probably update my cam <Mintz> You can't, ii <Mintz> KP WON'T LET YOU <insaneidiot> yes he will <Mintz> You have to change IPs or something <insaneidiot> i have ftp access <Mintz> To the NEW server? <insaneidiot> why wouldn't i? * insaneidiot boots chillcam <insaneidiot> oh <insaneidiot> KP borked it <Mintz> SEE <Mintz> WHO'S LAUGHING NOW * Mintz laughs <Mintz> I AM
* insaneidiot installs slackware on a virtual PC * SanchezTheLlama installs your mom in my pants <SanchezTheLlama> OH DANG * ZexGX *Little did STL know, that the specific "your mom" subspecies that he installed was the biting variety* <mercury> "your mom" also comes with a lot of viruses. <ZexGX> and fleas <SanchezTheLlama> D:
<goatrope> new computer parts are fun. <goatrope> i could use a new proc, too. <goatrope> and a new video card. mine sucks. <chaosrecon[tSD]> shut up goat <chaosrecon[tSD]> just....shut up
<Izual[FSRz]> You know what would be hilarious? <Izual[FSRz]> If some girl changed her name to awesome <Izual[FSRz]> then I put in my away message <Izual[FSRz]> "I am fucking awesome." <Izual[FSRz]> OH YEAH <Geary> That would be a lie on so many levels
<Knifey|MrBawls> HP, striker got BF2, now you have to <Hawaiian_Pig> but i suck at Bf2, i hated it <Hawaiian_Pig> the demo that is <Hawaiian_Pig> I can't fly <Geary> Pigs generally don't fly
<Zeta|busy> And Mintz really does look like Keanu Reeves. <Mintz> Huh? <Mintz> Link!
<Narcogen> what bugged me is that the marines bloody survive things that kill YOU <Narcogen> I mean, seriously <goathalo> yeah eh? <Narcogen> take of the frigging suit, then <Narcogen> and run around naked
<Spenser> and with google maps <Spenser> when i go to my street <Spenser> and get the satellite image <Spenser> i get a very blurred picture showing a giant green blur <Spenser> you cant make out anything <Narcogen> conclusion: Spenser lives in a blurry neighborhood <iDno> exactly! <Narcogen> You need to get focus in your life, Spenser <Narcogen> I wonder if blurriness affects real estate values <iDno> you know, for a guy who lives HOW many number of time zones away, narc is pretty durn smart! <Narcogen> durn tootin' <Spenser> ... <Spenser> rofl
<KP> -NickServ- LouisWu is Kevin <KP> -NickServ- LouisWu is a services root administrator. <KP> -NickServ- Last seen address: KP@boomerica.com <KP> wtf * KP (KP@bungie.org) Quit ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by KP (impersonation))
<insaneidiot> i must just be going insane then <Narcogen> Uhh <insaneidiot> don't even <Narcogen> Look at your nickname. <insaneidiot> damn it, you did <Narcogen> Yes, I did.
<Hawaiian_Pig> ...the first time I look at the forum in months and i'm STILL seeing "Halo 1 was infintely better than Halo 2 could ever be, I want Halo 1.5" WTF, it's been goddamn 9 months... you'd think by now the people that really hate it would have given up and moved on <Hawaiian_Pig> and of course it's always bungie's fault for everything ever. <Narcogen> Not only that <Narcogen> but the Auto Update banned my account, scratched my Halo 2 disc, and shot my dog
<Mintz> Why do I have "penis" as a highlight word?
<KP> maybe i'll start showing up at louis wu's house with coffee ready made for him in the morning claiming to be his intern <cure1245> I like that idea. <KP> eventually he'll forget that he didn't actually hire me and start paying me <SG> hahA <eskay> hahahahahahahhaaha
* KP (KP@bungie.org) Quit (User is permanently banned (TAKEOVER NOW IN EFFECT))
* Jeth has joined #hbo <Pinkuh> I want Shishka to take his shirt off so I can save it for blackmail * Jeth has left #hbo
<SanchezTheLlama> no atheism here, hawk <SanchezTheLlama> just because you LIVE ON AN ISLAND <Hawk> no racism, STL <SanchezTheLlama> ? <Hawk> just because YOU LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX <SanchezTheLlama> STFU <SanchezTheLlama> omfg noob :( * ZexGX is now known as Rain * Rain falls on SanchezTheLlama's cardboard box * SanchezTheLlama bans rain from life * Rain pours on SanchezTheLlama
<Shadow> if this is porn Knifey, I better not see any frogs <KnifeyMcShanker> ....wtf? <Janiel> No, downloading a game is <Shadow> ... <Shadow> downloading a game is frog p0rn? <Janiel> yes <Shadow> XD
<Echoes> woo <Echoes> races tommorow <Echoes> so I have to sleep now * Echoes (EchoesOfTh@Borg-65781678.home.cgocable.net) Quit (Quit: oh teh sleepz!) <Myro> If he participates in races, does that make him a "racist"? <GreyWolf> quite possibly <StolenSN|Drunk> No <HunterX11> only if he eschews certain races in favor of others <HunterX11> for example, treating a 3km race as though it were 3/5 as good as a 5km race
<eskay> ogm. <eskay> :p <KP> WTF <KP> HOW DARE YOU <KP> goatrope, you do it. <KP> DO IT. <goatrope> OH EM GEE <insaneidiot> omg <KP> OH GEE EM <eskay> errr * eskay (User@eskay.boomerica.com) Quit ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by goatrope (rules must be enforced!)) <insaneidiot> lmfao * eskay (User@eskay.boomerica.com) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +h eskay <KP> whoa <KP> shit <KP> i didn't mean for you to kill her <eskay> WTFHAX <KP> you crazy mother fucker <goatrope> uhoh * goatrope is now known as goataway <goataway> wasn't me :O
<Mintz> I got his POINT BLANK in the ass before <Mintz> hit* <Mintz> I got hit* <Sabata> ah <Mintz> Oh shit <Mintz> That sounded horrible
<Noraa> OMG <Noraa> GUESS WHAT ME AND TOSH BOUGHT TODAY <Noraa> 1!!! <Art_Vandelay> a new capslock key? <Noraa> ...
<@goatrope> and it's borked at 2048x1536 <@Narcogen> who the fuck browses at 2048 pixels for fuck's sake? <&KP> goatrope does <sorahn> goatrope <&KP> just because he can <&KP> he's like that <@goatrope> people with redwoods for epenises
<vector40> aight... where can I find a rubber band. <Narcogen> Playing at a rubber club, I imagine. <Narcogen> Not sure what kind of music rubbers like to listen to, though. <Narcogen> Rubber Soul, probably. * vector40 smothers his face and tries to stop giggling <Narcogen> "Rubber Soul? I hardly know her!" <dogchow> giggling like a schoolgirl, I'm sure <Narcogen> Then my work here is done.
<akba> I WILL CONQUER THE LOUDEST PERSON ON THE CHANNEL <akba> FOR I WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS. <insaneidiot> k <akba> DON'T TAKE IT AS YELLING, PLEASE. <-- Narcogen has kicked akba from #hbo (OK DON'T TAKE THIS AS BOOTING, PLEASE)
* Cow (Cow@Borg-94037F0F.bliink.ihug.co.nz) has joined #hbo <Cow> woo <Jason_4_04> Moo.*
<SolenSN[R4L]> You know what else begs a halo movie? <SolenSN[R4L]> 76% of the Halo Fanbase. <Narcogen> Actually, you know who REALLY begs for a Halo movie? <Narcogen> Morons. Abject, drooling morons. <SolenSN[R4L]> I don't want a Halo movie. I think that film makers will ruin the series. <Narcogen> That was more or less my point, yes. <SolenSN[R4L]> Only Bungie could make a good Halo movie <Narcogen> Otherwise known as a 90-minute cutscene.
<Hawaiian_Pig> most of the flag steals and saves done by me Difficulty urinating <Hawaiian_Pig> whoops bad c/p
<vector40> my advice is to download a mac
<-- goathalo has kicked Konrad from #hbo (We're sorry, but you have been booted from the game. Press (A) to continue.)
<goatrope> wait kp, i just had a genius idea <goatrope> somebody needs to make a bot <goatrope> named The_Terminal_train <Hawaiian_Pig> D: <chaosrecon> rofl <goatrope> and every couple hours it goes "ZOOM" and kicks someone
<Narcogen> here it's goddamn fucking hot degrees <Narcogen> but that's celsius, so you have to convert
* KP has kicked hal9000 from #hbo (i'm so sick of hearing about your manboobies.)
* Tarzan inserts an Irish card into Stef <Stefander> GRAB ME A PINT, LAD! * Narcogen inserts a Michael Jackson card into Stefander and watches him grab a pint-sized lad
<Schooly_D> THIS is holy crap <Schooly_D> http://www.bungie.net/Stats/PlayerStats.aspx?player=schooly%20b">http://www.bungie.net/Stats/PlayerStats.aspx?player=schooly%20b <Schooly_D> W T F
<Narcogen> There's something funny about the phrase "north Northumberland" though. <Narcogen> Is there a "south Northumberland"? <BirthdayBoy> lol no <Narcogen> "Head north, northwest towards south Northumberland, then turn east" <Narcogen> "yeah, right"
<Narcogen> OHMYGOD will they please stop the carnage! <Narcogen> "The ancient Coquet bridge divides some 2,000 inhabitants almost evenly north and south." <Narcogen> They really ought to close that, sounds awful. <Narcogen> 2,000 inhabitants divided in half! <BirthdayBoy> ouch <Narcogen> It's not a quaint little village, it's an abbatoir!
<Narcogen> If Cinderella played Halo 2, she'd get Stepwned.
<Pinkuh> Gah... and I just noticed something... Cortana is only seethough to the things around her... when pieces and parts of her overlap you can't see them >_< <eskay> yeah, I noticed that too <eskay> but that doesnt make a lot of sense, does it? <Pinkuh> No not really O_o <KP> two women pay more attention than i do to the naked chick in the video game that i've logged a million hours in. <KP> i must be gay
<Narcogen> Something must be done to rectumfy this <Narcogen> I mean, rectify <P_40E> rectumfy, eh.. <P_40E> that doesn't sound good <Narcogen> It isn't.
<SonicvanaJr> I'm not stupid <SonicvanaJr> loser <SonicvanaJr> loser <SonicvanaJr> loser <SonicvanaJr> loser * SonicvanaJr was kicked by irc.bungie.org (Flooding (Limit is 5 lines per 10 seconds)) * SonicvanaJr (SonicvanaJ@Borg-9806817B.buckeyecom.net) has joined #hih <Stingraid> Apparently you are
* MrSprout is moving to america in 2 years!! <~sorahn> MrSprout wher ein amaroq <~sorahn> lmao <~sorahn> america <~sorahn> fucking tab <MrSprout> lol <&goatrope> rofl <@amaroq> lol
<goatrope> it's small, but it's there.
<goatrope> but anyways, i think it's time for a wal-mart run <Poindexter> Yes <Poindexter> It always it. <akba> goatrope. <akba> Walmart for what? <goatrope> xbox cables <Eric|CPP> Canada has Wal-Mart?! <Eric|CPP> YOU POOR SOULS! <Eric|CPP> Though, you'd still be fucked even with out it. <dogchow> do they sell walls there? <Konrad> no <Konrad> they sell wals <goatrope> they sell ice blocks <dogchow> mmk <goatrope> which we use to make the walls for our igloos <Eric|CPP> rofl goat <goatrope> k, my sled dogs are getting restless, i should go soon
<Knifey|MrBawls> your memory sucks at reading <Doug> it does <Knifey|MrBawls> send it to sylvan learning center <Doug> hur hur <Doug> Wait
<Narcogen> Ode To A Slot <Narcogen> AGP slots are brown, <Narcogen> PCIx slots are white. <Narcogen> Nobody uses Nubus no more, <Narcogen> and Fibre Channel is shite.
<Jamirus99> you know what I hate? <Jamirus99 >when you're talking to somebody, and you want to stop, and they want to stop <Jamirus99 >but you both get caught up in the goodbyes <Jamirus99 >and you invariably drag in somehting that should be conversational ending <dogchow> so just shut up <HunterX11> lol <dogchow> practice by starting now <Jamirus99> only they think you're trying to eke something out of the conversation * You have been kicked from #hbo by Narcogen (Problem solved!) * Now talking on #hbo * Topic for #hbo is: Weekly IBO games? First games were a success! http://spartans.bungie.org/ * Topic for #hbo set by KP at Sat Jun 11 10:09:36 2005 <Jamirus99> fuckers <dogchow> Narc's a Commie! <Narcogen> Shocking abuse of authority there.
<goatrope> dangit lopez <goatrope> demoted * KP sets mode: -a Lopez * Lopez sets mode: +a Lopez <KP> :(
<PfhorSlayer> Set up an HTTP server that all traffic not from one of your computers' MAC addresses is routed through <PfhorSlayer> that returns a HORSE PORN PAGE <PfhorSlayer> So when he tries to go on the interwebs <PfhorSlayer> HORSE PORN <SpasticMoose> PfhorSlayer: That would require looking up horse porn though... <PfhorSlayer> And midgets <PfhorSlayer> Horses fucking midgets
<KP> cnn front page: "Shark attacks teen off Texax coast. | Watch Free!" <KP> seems a little... wrong.
<Stefander> Fucktards is advanced English. ;)
<goatrope> i'm gonna make a distro called Linsux <goatrope> and it'll suck
<insaneidiot> anyone wanna play team slayer? <KP> unfortunately i'm loving soon. <KP> loving. <KP> nice <KP> leaving* <Cullen> gj <Narcogen> We're sure you are <Narcogen> Loving *what* is another question. <KP> well i was leaving to visit your mom <Narcogen> way to drive a moped through a hole big enough for a tractor trailer, kp
<Izual[FSRz]> I'm going to make my little sister a gamer geek. <Izual[FSRz]> Starting her with Sonic on Genesis. <Pak> Is she gonna drop out too? <Pak> Ba dum Tish. <Pak> Lowblow. <Izual[FSRz]> ... <Izual[FSRz]> You sux.
<AgG> but like pure blonde, is white <dogchow> sg is a nazi <AgG> you see those once in a while here <dogchow> with bad grammar <AgG> in the grammar nazi! <AgG> i'm <AgG> ** <hal9000> XDPWND
<goatrope> this can only go up to 1280 though, the guy said. <goatrope> new mon will hit 1600. <KP> mine can do it at 100+ and i only haf a 2.4, and a 6800 <goatrope> wow that's all? <KP> it'll go up to 1600 <goatrope> your epenis is probably an innie <P_40E> lol <KP> yep <eskay> XD <goatrope> all of yours will <goatrope> and mine is like the CN tower, because it's canadian. <goatrope> and pointy.
<Noraa> i mobrf vsl msvk inyo yhr nihhrt vshr <Noraa> oops <Noraa> wrong keys <Noraa> i moved cal back into the bigger cage
<goatrope> omg leets! <Narcogen> Where?!? Get them off!
* iDno has joined #hbo <Gutupio> I want my pants back, Tex <iDno> ... <Tex> tough shit <Tex> im in them * iDno has left #hbo
<Kraken|BF2> Gutupio: sir, you are a cockmonger. <Kraken|BF2> <3 <Gutupio> Thank you good sir. <PfhorSlayer> Mongering the cock wot wot! <vector40> is that, like, someone who slices and serves cocks? <Gutupio> I am glad somone appreciates my work. <Gutupio> Did I not monger cocks, who would? <Echoes> vector40: I believe that would be a cockcook <PfhorSlayer> Cockchef! <Gutupio> Noone can monger the cocks like I. <Zeta|gone> ... <PfhorSlayer> Only it's pronounced coch-chef <PfhorSlayer> Because you say it quickly. <Zeta|gone> I pick the wrongs times to come back <PfhorSlayer> No time for extra syllables! <vector40> the cockchefs buy their cock from the cockmonger <vector40> who buy it from the cockfishers <vector40> who catch it on their cocktrawls in Lack Cockulous <Gutupio> or the cockwholesalers. <vector40> which is in canada. <Gutupio> Land of the Canucks.
<KP> you could kill me with an anti-kp gun too <KP> but those are hard to find <Hawaiian_Pig> I'll sick Kim Possible on you... * Hawaiian_Pig was kicked by KP (KP) * Hawaiian_Pig (HP@Borg-7F417859.aei.ca) has joined #hbo <Hawaiian_Pig> that crafty Kimmers * Hawaiian_Pig was kicked by KP (KP) * Hawaiian_Pig (HP@Borg-7F417859.aei.ca) has joined #hbo <Konrad> Anti-KP gun? <Konrad> I thought it was an anti-KP whiffle bat * Hawaiian_Pig uses the anti-KP gun * Konrad was kicked by KP (KP) <P_40E> he's gone insane * You were kicked by KP (KP)
* rets (hobo@Borg-730A11F0.olin.wesleyan.edu) has joined #hbo <P_40E> rets! * P_40E punches rets in the throat * Jason_4_04 punches rets in the throat. * Spenser punches rets in the throat
<PfhorSlayer> WTF is "gw"? <eskay> guild wars :P <PfhorSlayer> Fucking tell me now or I'll rape every one of you <PfhorSlayer> Okay <PfhorSlayer> Thanks. <eskay> no problem
<Morbidchild> Io am in the top 1 <goatrope> no, you're stupid <Morbidchild> No I am smart <goatrope> is that why you mispelled "I?" <Morbidchild> ..... <Morbidchild> Yes...
<eskay|zzz> but I think I'll just turn off my computer instead <KP> alrighty then <eskay|zzz> then you people can say whetever you want <KP> will do <FE4R> Heh <eskay|zzz> and my noisy fan will not keep me awake <FE4R> Do it <KP> god what a bitch <KP> oh, wait. <KP> after? <eskay|zzz> yeah, after <KP> oh <eskay|zzz> gg <hal9000> eskay, go to sleep <KP> well then <eskay|zzz> I'm trying :P <Tex> Night Eskay * KP awaits her log off. * eskay|zzz (User@eskay.boomerica.com) Quit (Quit: you may commence the eskay abuse) <KP> damn she's a bitch.
<vector40> wonder if JFK ever swore it stood for "john fucking kennedy." <vector40> I'd so do that. <SG> lol <vector40> you have to say it loudly <vector40> "what's that stand for?" "JOHN FUCKING KENNEDY"
<Pinkuh> I.... could give you a blowjob O_O <SanchezTheLlama> pinkuh: line/ <Pak> That's only half the battle. <Jason_4_04> ... <Knuckx> done... <Pinkuh> lol ^_^ <vector40> "Blowjobs are only half the battle" <vector40> that's a great motto
<animosity> "anally insert the baton, please"
<xXxChOaSxXx> i can hack ur comp from hrere dont make me <KP> lol <KP> you're going to hack me? <animosity> I'm scared. <KP> what's my IP? * animosity turns off his DMZ. <KP> tell me. <Bluestone> Doesn't that deserve a ban? <SFLegend> No. <KP> blue, we're having fun first. <Bluestone> hack threats, whther true or not.. <SFLegend> It deserves mockery. <Bluestone> Ahh, okay <xXxChOaSxXx> don't ned 1 <KP> ah <animosity> .. <animosity> Don't need the IP... right.. <KP> he's transcended internet protocol <animosity> Then what do you use? Telepathy? <Bluestone> lol <SFLegend> OMG YEAS!!!111oneoneoneeleven <xXxChOaSxXx> litin dont mess with a hacker if u dont want to get hacked like u said be nice to me ill be nice to u <animosity> I'm thinking of Redmond, Washington blowing up... <Bluestone> rotfl <KP> xXxChOaSxXx, you have the right to get the fuck off my server. you have the right to remain banned. anything you say can and will be used against you in quotes.pfordee.com * xXxChOaSxXx has quit (User is permanently banned (boop boop boop TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL))
<Rael> I'm just messin' with you. And I'd personally watch what you say on IRC, man. o.o <Rael> You never know where U.S. intel is hiding >_>; ;<_< <Poindexter> You mean IRC on the INTERNET? <haveblue> yeah if echelon picked up on our plans to ANTHRAX THE PRESIDENT FOR ALLAH we'd all be in big trouble
<KP> that was goodtimes <KP> we had a warlock DT game <KP> in which i had 25 kills <KP> and claude had 4 <KP> we lost D: <P_40E> lol <Hawk7886> nice <KP> i told him he's off the team <Konrad> how original * Konrad was kicked by KP (you're off the team)
<animosity> gj, kp <piespy> Nothing flies by you! <Lopez> SHUT YOUR MOUTH HO <piespy> We've noticed. <animosity> We've noticed. <Lopez> YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO <P_40E> bot fight! D: <piespy> You're speaking to me now, woman. <KP> i'm pretty sure lopez would win <KP> he's got an oper line <animosity> Bots don't have olines. <KP> his friend does!
<SG> fuckin birds won't stfu <animosity> so shoot them <SG> theres an orgy outside my window <animosity> join it <animosity> they're your size <SG> but not my caliber <SG> i don't do those kind of chicks <SG> plus I can't fly. <animosity> XD
* P_40E is listening to a William Shatner concert :O <HunterX11> but P_40E ? ... are, YOU a rocket man ?
* Stefander hugz all but KP * KP tazers Stefander and hugs his still convulsing body
<Pak> KP, I say no to everything online <KP> except porn <Shadow> right on, brother
<Shadow> is that bad? <SG> Very <Shadow> Why? * SG really doesn't know <Shadow> ....and you call me a nub * SG is guilty <Shadow> pwnt
<rets> last chance, KP... want to switch the date to the 9th/10th? <KP> oh geez rets <KP> it's tempting <eskay> lol <KP> but go fuck yourself <rets> heh <rets> rofl <eskay> I like the but <Zeta> .. <KP> lol <eskay> er.. <KP> rofl <eskay> dammit. <animosity ROFL <KP> bahhhhhahahahaha
* hobo is now known as theawesomeman <KP> you can't use that nick unless you're awesome <KP> you're awesome, right?
<Hawk> stab your neighbor, knifey <Hawk> live up to your handle, dammit
<KP> this is enraging <KP> xchat from silverex.org has no <> around nicks <KP> clearly it doesn't take much to enrage me
<Plat|busy> God hates you sorahn * sorahn h4xes Plat|busy --- Plat|busy is now known as Plat|damncanadian <sorahn> H4X! <Plat|damncanadian> the hell? <Art_Vandelay> 0mfg <Plat|damncanadian> Damnit <KORHAL> OMG! <Plat|damncanadian> SORAHN I FUCKING HATE YOu <Art_Vandelay> :0
<ZetaSux> What kind of porn is it this time? <Lopez> Bot on bot? <Narcogen> Let's hope not. <Lopez> http://newegg.com ohhh yeah that's the shit
* sorahn plays kick the canadian <Platinum> I hate you sorahn <-- sorahn has kicked Platinum from #hihmods (sorahn)
<animosity> gcc-cpp was too new, so i had to drop it down a version <animosity> but that shouldn't hurt anything <chaosrecon> you broked something <animosity> [root@localhost ~]# rpm --force -i gcc-cpp-3.3.2-9mdk.i586.rpm <animosity> just used the --listentomeiamgod flag <animosity> nothing too bad with htat <Narcogen> animosity, you're like gccdilocks <Narcogen> This gcc is too new <Narcogen> this gcc is too old <Narcogen> and this gcc is juuuuust riiiiight
<animosity> i am going to have one monster phone bill this month <insaneidiot> whyt? <insaneidiot> -t <animosity> i'm texting FAR more than normal <insaneidiot> ah <Narcogen> As long as you practice safe text, it's okay <animosity> and almost all of them are to chix.. go figufe <animosity> figure* <Narcogen> Well, it's good that you've developed a textual preference, luci
<iDno> Whats the hardest part about eating a vegtable <Konrad> spelling it <sorahn> lmfao <JFK> Damn, beat me. <iDno> Konrad, blow me.
<meleeman> dogchow <meleeman> are you dawgchow <dogchow> yes <meleeman> ahh <Geary> ...
<Geary> I love how in baseball, arguments come down to whoever can shove their chest out and spit the most <Narcogen> I have porn like that. <Geary> ....
<Hawk> I guess Pak hangs out with the losers of life <Narcogen> He's here, isn't he? <Pak> I'm in here aren't I? <Geary> rofl
<Geary> I think Pak is a homo <Geary> that's an opinion <Geary> actually, it's probably fact... <Blackstar> So, Pak just increased his dating potential by 100% <Blackstar> Pak pwnd Geary <Geary> huh? <Blackstar> lol <Pak> Effortless pwnage. <Echoes> lol <Maria> :D <Maria> rofl
<Arashi> hows HIH going Ducain? <Ducain> just dandily <Ducain> :) <Ducain> if that's a word <KP> probably <KP> however, as we speak, the many assholes of #hbo are checking <Arashi> dandi·ly adv. <Arashi> lmfao <KP> dictionary.com buckles under their collective asininity
<KP> heh, bottom of T&R, never thought i'd see the day <d-l0c> die KP <Eric[HM]> roflmao <P_40E> lol <KP> i remember this dude <KP> who was working on it <KP> not the most pleasant fellow <d-l0c> FECK J00!! <KP> but long story short he failed.
* KP (~KP@69.37.33.456=) has joined #hbo <KP> how bout them services * KP (~KP@69.37.33.456=) has left #hbo
<Narcogen> please keep your hands and feet inside the monorail while visiting Canada
<Tarzan> all these people who noone cares about are leaving <Tarzan> well I'm off * Tarzan (jim_jam_al@Borg-6E773641.ts007.bmt.esat.net) Quit (Quit: ) <EchoeStudy> the irony there was sickening <Blackstar> yeah
<Eric[HM]> GAYYY <Eric[HM]> I had to repurchase the killtacular pack right <Eric[HM]> and after I buy it <Eric[HM]> its like FREE ON JUNE 28 <Eric[HM]> and i'm like <Eric[HM]> ...fucking a
<Hawk7886> I should take a few pics of him now <SanchezTheLlama> <generic retort about taking pics of your mom> <Hawk7886> <counter-retort involving Blackstar's sexual preferences> <Blackstar> I have a preference?
<yoshiary> ok <yoshiary> so i hook up to vcr <yoshiary> and then <yoshiary> i just press the power button on vcr <yoshiary> and that should work? <Art_Vandelay> did you connect the vcr to the tv :P <yoshiary> ohh <yoshiary> OHHHHHH <GreekXboxMaster> ha <Art_Vandelay> ...
<animosity> well <animosity> i'm cranking as much as i can out of it <animosity> but it's still damn soft
* KP (KP@bungie.org) Quit (Quit: Leaving) <c0ld|work> KP sucks * KP (KP@C1A8867C.45E1DF0.C2840EBA.IP) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +oa KP KP <KP> does not.
<KP> boxer, the demo server's down because the demo is over <KP> if you wanna play you gotta pay <Boxer> :( <Boxer> wait a minute <Boxer> that means... <Boxer> nope...lost it <Boxer> what's that mean? <Boxer> I don't feel like thinking today <KP> it means you have to buy the retail version of the game <Boxer> well...there's only one recourse left open to me <KP> get away from the pirate bay, boxer. <KP> you're better than that <Boxer> I was actually looking for my checkbook <Boxer> but thanks for the vote of confidence <KP> np
<KP> that's not lame, that's fucking awesome <KP> now agree before i cut you <Doug> I agree * KP applies to yale for his master debate skils.
<Poindexter> because Stef rox. * Stefander eats piece of his own skin * Poindexter wished he rocked as hard as stef <Poindexter> Eww nevermind
* Narcogen (narcogen@rampancy.net) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +o Narcogen <animosity> wb <Narcogen> ty <animosity> yw <Narcogen> np
<DukeWorkYup> freaks <DukeWorkYup> and I mean that in a bad way <DukeWorkYup> :) <Geary> omg so sorry Duke! * Geary huggles and sends flowers * DukeWorkYup eats flowers <Geary> D: <Geary> I spent 30 bucks on those! <Geary> it's not a damn filet mignon <DukeWorkYup> I'll give em back when I'm done with them <Geary> ....
* hal9000 is now known as hal|faptiem <hal|faptiem> err * hal|faptiem is now known as hal|naptiem
<eskay> k, whats a galois group then <DragonReborn> A group <vector40> a bunch of galois <eskay> bah
* djstan (a@Borg-8E2359CC.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) Quit (Quit: I'm off like my dad's belt!)
<KP> they've been predicting thunderstorms like all weekend, haven't seen one yet. <William> They're lying to you, KP. <MereCatfish> lies <KP> wtf <KP> they are? <MereCatfish> yes <William> Yes. <MereCatfish> hax <KP> i will stab them. <MereCatfish> lmao <William> It's in the water. <KP> in the throat. <William> And your toothpaste. <KP> and possibly the eyes <MereCatfish> mb. <William> It lets them control you. D: <KP> jokes on them <KP> i don't brush my teeth. <KP> norbs. <William> rofl <MereCatfish> lmao
<insaneidiot> the bf2 demo won't unzip <KP> yikes. <Hawaiian_Pig> ohnoes <pj-> buy it dinner
* Konrad is now known as Konbed * goatrope is now known as goatsleep * eskay is now known as eskay|zz <eskay|zz> anyone who makes a threesome comment gets shot <Konbed> this will not go well for us on the out of context theatre
<Geary> pope on a rope <Echoes|dead> soap on a pope on rope (I hope) <Geary> don't drop it <HunterX11> Where's the Swiss Guard when you need 'em? <Geary> Making knives
<yoshiary> 47*20=? <KORHAL> 67 <yoshiary> ... <KORHAL> Oh multiply!
* Lopez sets mode: +o vector40 <Lopez> Is that how this relationship is going to be? * vector40 sets mode: +b Lopez!*@* <eskay> lopez is weird <Lopez> I'm just a tool to be used by vector? <vector40> crap * vector40 sets mode: -b Lopez!*@* <Lopez> Oh. * eskay pokes lopez <vector40> I can't fucking aim this thing <Lopez> So that's how this is going to be.
<Art_Vandelay> Ugh, I went on a crazy cross country run today... <yoshiary> cool.... <Art_Vandelay> it was like having sex with an overweight male... <Art_Vandelay> I came out of it bleeding, sore and highly unsatisfied.....
<KP> ma1, wanna come to a lan on the 16th? <Ma1agate> this month? <Ma1agate> wait... <Ma1agate> yeah i'm smart <Blackstar> yeah, you missed it <KP> yes, be here by 1pm, yesterday
<Pak> Besides, if I die in the real world I don't get to respawn. <KP> pak, depends on your belief system <Pak> Whether or not I believe I can respawn will not make it any more likely to happen.
<Eric|BF2> what beta testing period lasts 7 years? <Eric|BF2> lol <GruntleNudity> HM for one. ;) <3 Eric <Eric|BF2> OH FUCK OFF AND DIE <KP> OH SNAP <P_40E> pwnt <KP> GNPWNT
<Platinum> Seriously this keyboard has a fucking plus and minus key but no fucking times key <Platinum> This is fucking Bs <Platinum> Seriously <Kc> Platinum: Use the x button... <Platinum> x <Platinum> Go die <Platinum> I hate you all <Platinum> Fucking x button
* Cullen has quit IRC (NickServ (GHOST command used by Cullen|AFK)) * Cullen has joined #hbo <Cullen> oh wtf <Cullen> when this thing goes to screensaver, it disconnects the fucking wireless. <Cullen> ok, it disconnects FROM the wireless. <Cullen> but come on <Cullen> what douchebag sets a computer to do that? <goatrope> you? <goatrope> turn your screensaver off <Cullen> ... <Cullen> It's my grandma's screensaver. <Geary> ok, so your grandma is the douchebag who sets a computer to do that <goatrope> you're a horrible grandson <Verdafolio^5[DP]> I agree
* Stefander has joined #hbo <William> OMGSTEF <William> SEX <William> LIEZ <William> HAX <William> CHETZ <William> SCREENSHOTS <William> :P <Verdafolio^5[DP]> NOW NOW NOW <William> It's like "Sex, Lies and Videotape," but for Halo. <Verdafolio^5[DP]> The Stefander story <Verdafolio^5[DP]> tonight on behind the fanboys
<insaneidiot> wtf are you in the uk for, max? <madmax> i live here mb? <insaneidiot> oh.
<synide> who wants to make out <two> married couples
<Gutupio> KP is the incarnate of Good Will Toward Men <KP> i'll fucking cut you
<Furhman> league of nations? <Furhman> what's that <Ma1agate> it was the beta version of the UN
<hal9000> are the new maps out? <Mirel> in juli dude <hal9000> ok <hal9000> because my friend said something about new maps <Mirel> and I dont even have Live <Ma1agate> omg... <Ma1agate> my friend told me keira knightley is at my house, on my bed, naked, begging me to come home... <Ma1agate> so do you think i should leave work and go home just to see if its true? <Yapok> <_< <Yapok> its a lie <Yapok> ! <iDno> .... <Catalist> yea <Catalist> probably <Ma1agate> i'm illustrating a point, morons. <iDno> lol
<Gutupio> goat <goatbbiab> gotta pick up mom from work <goatbbiab> gut: your image sucks <Gutupio> http://gutupio.net/images/grme.jpg">http://gutupio.net/images/grme.jpg <Gutupio> ty <Geary> rofl <KP> pwnt.
<goatrope> so luci <goatrope> it's a linux box. solve my problem.
<KP> can you even access a server list? <animosity> sure <animosity> /server list * KP (KP@mojonix.com) Quit (Quit: not back avenge death) <animosity> holy fuck <animosity> . <animosity> OMFG <animosity> SHIT SHIT SHIT <animosity> THAT'S AN IRSSI COMMAND <Magus> GOOD FUCKING JOB, LUCI <Be0rn> rofl <Be0rn> now then <Magus> You better RUN, boy. <animosity> KP I AM SORRY I THOUGHT YOU MEANT FOR IRSSI >.< I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME <Be0rn> that is too embarassing to sign back on from
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<Hawk> but I have feelings too <KP> too? <Hawk> yes <KP> that implies that i have feelings <KP> your logic is flawed. <Hawk> bah
* NativeMansexistanian notices his nick has changed
<Boxer> eskayistan doesn't appear in any atlas because nobody is allowed to take any pictures of it
<vector40> so does anyone want to see this streaking video? <HunterX11> No vector40 we've already seen you in a dress <HunterX11> no need to see you out of one
<MrFluffy> I have made a discovery! <MrFluffy> A groundbreaking discovery! <MrFluffy> You can befriend a girl, and have intimate, non-erotic, physical contact without being significant others * goatrope touches eskay's elbow <eskayh8syou> hm? <goatrope> NOTHING
<goatrope> gg at pwning in team training. <goatrope> "hey man i totally owned this toddler today.. grabbed his lollipop RIGHT out of his hand."
<Konrad> BF2 > EE2 <dogchow> no wei <KP> yay, let's all talk about games we haven't played yet! <KP> killzone 2 RULZ halo 3's SOX
* Zophory plays with faget's <Zophory> magnets*** <Zophory> crap.. I need to pay attention to what I type
<beagle237> lmfao <beagle237> they were spamming in yahoo pool's main room <beagle237> so i went <beagle237> "50 year old fat, bald man looking for people to molest." <beagle237> and i get 50 invites <beagle237> at LEAST
<beagle237> oh right <beagle237> that's who hitman was <Hack0r> How could you forget me? :( <beagle237> easily <beagle237> who are you
* Onmo`Eegusee has joined #hbo * Verda[TermPapers] snipes out Onmo`Eegusee * Onmo`Eegusee has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <Verda[TermPapers]> Wow, I shot him off the internet. <beagle237> ... * P_71Wx has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <beagle237> you went through him <beagle237> we must be playing halo 1
<hal9000> why are you talking on your cell? <Narcogen> Because it rang. <hal9000> -_-
* Joins: Hack0r (HackedXbox@Borg-214C32DF.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) * Censoring_Ogre sets mode: +o Hack0r <Platinum> Hi Hack0r <Platinum> Hello? <Platinum> Anyone? <Platinum> Damnit Hack0r I have a question <@Hack0r> ? <Platinum> Oh <Platinum> Sorry bout that <Platinum> uhhhh <Platinum> ... <Platinum> God damnit <Platinum> Now I forget <Platinum> Sorry man * Quits: Platinum (Platinum@Borg-4AA7A790.ok.shawcable.net) (Quit: )
<nof> I dated a 30 year old <nof> it sucked <nof> except for the sex <nof> oh god the sex <nof> brb <Konrad> O_O
<Gutupio> I got a joke <Gutupio> You guys hear about the russian condom factory burning down <XLNC> yeah <Tex> Yes <Gutupio> fuck you guys
* Joins: nof (chatzilla@Borg-7501C00C.dyn.optonline.net) <Blackstar> so, that concludes our lesson in hamster sex.... tune in next week.... * Quits: nof (chatzilla@Borg-7501C00C.dyn.optonline.net) (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.68.5 [Firefox 1.0.4/20050511])
<Pinkuh> Chances are my daughter is going to look like Cortana when she is older anyway... My Fiancee has black hair, curly, I have strait hair, brown... so hopefully she gets thick strait black hair ^_^ <KP> i was under the impression that cortana's hair was purple. <KP> actually, that all of her is purple. <hal9000> if we ever get to see johns face, im getting plastic surgery <hal9000> = P <KP> but the color settings on my monitor might just be fucked up <Pinkuh> KP I was more thinking Dr Hasley >_> <hal9000> i think hasely and keyes got it on <KP> how could they not have <hal9000> because marinda looks alot like cortana <KP> they were nekkid in the beginning of the first book <hal9000> ... <KP> and john's really their son <hal9000> ... <Pinkuh> .... <Pinkuh> They were nekkid O_O <KP> and later on keyes will say to john (after coming back to life as gravemind): <KP> JOHN. <KP> I AM YOUR FATHER. <Pinkuh> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <KP> TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON <hal9000> -_- * Pinkuh dies lauhing!
<two> opposing team: "They have the rocket launcher" me: "and massively large penises" opposing team stops moving for a few seconds
* vector40 pats luci affectionately * Lucifer7 bites vector40's thumb off <vector40> I need that D: <vector40> for opposing.
<iDno> who is buck? <iDno> and why are you interested in buck? <two> and it's going to take ten of you to manage one punch? <DragonReborn> Read way up <iDno> did you two fuck? <DragonReborn> yes <DragonReborn> TO TWO <DragonReborn> not you idno
