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<Jag> KP's mom takes place in the Halo Universe <RossMills> Jag - shes got over 2 million players? <Jag> oooooh <Lucifer7> rofl
<Hawaiian_Pig> guys. i have something that will make you lollar envious <Hawk> picks of your wang? <Hawaiian_Pig> like, unavailable to any of you <Hawk> oh, wangpix <Hawk> awesome, linx <Hawaiian_Pig> close, two bite brownies <Hawk> yeah, a.k.a. hpwang <Hawk> lolowned <masterskill> Oh my god <Hawaiian_Pig> ...hey <Hawaiian_Pig> wait <Hawk> :D
<eskay> having a dishwasher is AWESOME <LouisWu> I think so too. Especially when she makes dinner, too. * LouisWu ducks * Jillybean throws stuff <eskay> I knew someone would do that <Boxer> gives a whole new meaning to 'loading the dishwasher'
<-- eskay has quit (Quit: This eskay has gone to sleep) <-- Narcogen has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep) <iDno> Wait a cotten fucking second <iDno> Eskay is narcogen's computer! <HP> :O dno <Peronthious> ZOMG <HP> I didnt notice that * Peronthious alerts the papers <iDno> me neither <HP> eskay = bot <Peronthious> Of course <HP> I knew there were no chicks in IBO
<Jillybean> Personally I find some Civics very inspiring <Boxer> Jilly, it's a 4door manual * LouisWu wonders what jilly does in honda civics that inspires her <Jillybean> You might not want to go down that train of thought <Boxer> bow chicka bow wow <LouisWu> -1 for mixing metaphors <Jillybean> That's not a mixed metaphor <LouisWu> I've never heard anyone going down trains. Unless it's to get to the bar car.
<~LouisWu> rotfl - so I'm reading this interview of dispraiser, about halogen's shutdown... and at one point he's talking about all the press they got. <~LouisWu> "slashdot twice, G4, ..." <~LouisWu> and THEN <~LouisWu> we even (finally!) got our own OneOneSe7en comic <~LouisWu> rotfl - one one se7en is bigger than slashdot!
<hobo343> as you can see, I have no testicles.
<Schooly_D[tSD]> <Tex> in short <Schooly_D[tSD]> <hobo343> schooly's penis. <Schooly_D[tSD]> you son of a bitch <hobo343> finally, someone saw it <hobo343> good god <iDno> lmfao <Schooly_D[tSD]> god damn it
<hal9000> I HAVE NO GENITALS!
<Maria> You guys are dead. <Maria> DEAD> <Tex> ... <Tex> ohkay <Tex> o_O * Hawk throws a polar bear at Maria's big head <P_40E> lol maria has a big head <Hawk> lolhueg <Maria> I do not. :c <P_40E> hueg liek xbox
<%Hawk> hi cow <@eskay> stfu :(
<Phasmorphage> well, KP doesen't do alot of things that I do... <Phasmorphage> liek homework... <iDno> Like men. <KPismo> like men <KPismo> lol. <Phasmorphage> O.o <Phasmorphage> dammit
<Dante^2> Wu 2 boys and a girl right? <LouisWu> yeah. <Tex> who would win in a sibling cage match, wu? <LouisWu> hard to say, tex. <LouisWu> Ben's the strongest - but he runs out of energy quickly. <LouisWu> if he fails to knock out the other two quickly, he's done for. <Tex> so maybe bet a little money on him <Hawk> sounds like you've put thought into this <LouisWu> I think I'd put my money on Katie - she has the least developed sense of morality. <Tex> rofl <Dante^2> owned <Hawk> ouch <Tex> damn <LouisWu> hey, shit - if you're in a cage, anything goes.
* Cullen hopes fall damage is in Halo 3 <Cullen> I <3 fall damage. <Lucifer7> no <Lucifer7> Fall damage would ruin the fun stuff. <Psychophan7> Fall damage should be a toggle option. <Psychophan7> As should the fusion core idea. <iDno> yea <Choonqpead> no <Choonqpead> Things would get screwed up and confusing. <iDno> They didnt get screwed up or confusing in Halo. <iDno> Why would it be any different in Halo 3? <Psychophan7> Every detail should be toggleable. <Cullen> "Bullets? Optional!" <Psychophan7> Well, not every... <iDno> "Legs? Those are optional too." <Lucifer7> lol <Cullen> "Sight? Optional!" <Cullen> "Slay your friends blind!" <Cullen> "Play marco polo!" <iDno> Dont they already have that, Cullen? <Cullen> eh? <iDno> It's called Doom 3 online co-op. <iDno> "Marco!" <iDno> "RAAAAAAAAAAAAOW*MUNCH*" <Cullen> lmao
<Doug> Ok, so my friend has this little flash thing on his Myspace. Its like a fridgerator with letter magnets and I can leave a message and shit <Hawk> So you put up "Penis" and giggled like a school girl? <Doug> Id I write, "Penors, loool," think it will say I did it? <Doug> If* <Doug> Wow Hawk you are like a psychic <Hawk> Yeah... <Doug> What more would you expect from a 15 year old. stfu <Hawk> Just about that much, yeah.
<Tex> blarg <Blarg> Yes? <Tex> ... <Hawk> rofl <Tex> awkward <KP> :S <Blarg> :/
<Hawk> so I've been in my room all day long <Hawk> All. Fucking. Day. <Hawk> Nowhere at all to go. <Hawaiian_Pig> I've had that feeling before <Hawaiian_Pig> the cure is simple <Hawaiian_Pig> literally try to bounce off walls <Hawaiian_Pig> once you hit your head a few times you'll be nice and sleepy <Hawk> I have too much shit on the floor to land on <Hawk> I stubbed my foot on the xbox yesterday when I walked in <Hawk> not my toe. my entire foot <Hawk> lolhueg
<MrSprout> bugger. I just ate a whole pack of mints before reading 'Excessive consumption may induce laxative effects' on the side.
<Narcogen> nice headline at ars <Narcogen> "internet users like short videos" <Hawk> my life could fit on youtube. <Narcogen> next up at technorati: "sky found to be blue" <Narcogen> and at slashdot: "sky may be blue, but does it run linux?" <Hawk> then on digg: "Blue sky looks much better on Wii than anything else." <Narcogen> Or a series of youtubes. <Narcogen> no, digg would be "sky was blue yesterday. dupe."
[22:16:25] <Narcogen> I modded a needler to make it like your mom: ugly, slow to load, and too wide a spread [22:16:35] <Lucifer7> narc, you wrote the original code? [22:16:36] <Hawk> Narc works at Bungie? [22:16:37] <iDno> Narc, you work for bungie?
<Schooly_D[tSD]> KP, I'm thinking of rebuilding tSD from the ground up <Schooly_D[tSD]> how'd you like to be my right hand man <KP> i'm currently clanless <KP> this is an interesting proposition. <vector40> kpronin <KP> i demand overlord. <Schooly_D[tSD]> you'll get Staff and like it <KP> listen, buddy <KP> one call to my pal major nelson <KP> one call <KP> and WHAM <KP> why can't anyone hear me? <KP> waaaaaah?!?!?! <KP> but your cries fall on deaf headsets. <Schooly_D[tSD]> ... <Schooly_D[tSD]> vector40, I'm thinking of rebuilding tSD from the ground up
<Lucifer7> in mother Russia, the fool pities YOU! <Narcogen> in #hbo, that joke thinks you're not funny
<&KP> i just walked around yelling, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!" the whole time <&KP> even in the bathroom <&KP> got myself a good 2 stall buffer zone. <&KP> it was good.
<&KP> when're you leaving goat <@goatrope> tomorrow afternoonish? <%sorahn> when i throw his ass out <@goatrope> ^ <&KP> want a tour of bungie studios first? <@goatrope> yes please <&KP> too bad bitch!
<@goatrope> kp has "eskay" on highlight <&KP> shit goat <&KP> for a second i was like, "what the shit, he's right!" <&KP> but then i realize my name was in that sentence too <@goatrope> then you were like "oh wait, i removed it when he pointed it out last timE" <@goatrope> oh. haha. <&KP> and then i failed the internet
<TeXBL> speaking of flaming gay * The_Trombone cries. * AFKP is now known as KP <The_Trombone> wow, if I didn't cry right there, it would have been perfect. <&KP> i was about to change my name when tex said that <&KP> then i waited for someone to talk <&KP> thanks for biting that bullet for me, trombone.
<sorahn> sorahn is asleep <sorahn> but he left his door open\ * sorahn is goatrope <sorahn> should i wake him up? <sorahn> heh <sorahn> i sat outside knocking and yelling at his window for like 10 minutes <sorahn> then i just tried the door <sorahn> he's a heavy sleeper D: <sorahn> I'm yelling pretty loud at him
* goatrope is now known as shutup * shutup is now known as kpsmells * kpsmells is now known as ofpureman * ofpureman is now known as saucethatis <@saucethatis> he's thinking of how to top this <@saucethatis> BUT HE CAN'T <@saucethatis> *gets klined* <Cow> lol * saucethatis is now known as icant|sadface|
<~LouisWu> I just upgraded my wife to an intel imac. I wasn't gonna do it until next year... but the kids were dying on the strawberry imac that was the secondary... so they got her old iLamp, and she got a refurbished intel. <PfhorSlayer> " <LouisWu> I just upgraded my wife" <h2freak> lol <Peronthious> rofl <PfhorSlayer> Nice, Wu. <~LouisWu> now everybody's (mostly) happy <Psychophan7> wu's wife is an android?! <~LouisWu> see? take it out of context, it sounds bad. <PfhorSlayer> " <LouisWu> I just upgraded my wife ... I wasn't gonna do it until next year... but the kids were dying... that was the secondary... so they got her old iLamp..."
<Lucifer7> my school has gone to war <KP> yeah, about colors <Lucifer7> more than that <KP> eskay was saying that <Lucifer7> they're banning everything <Lucifer7> water, visitors, colors... <Lucifer7> food on campus <KP> i can't sympathize, i went to a catholic school <KP> they banned girls <KP> so... fuck your colors
<Lucifer7> i dedicate this song to hawk * Lucifer7 is now playing: Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha [Feat. Busta Rhymes] <P8ntballer> lol <Hawk> I dedicate this song to your mom * Hawk is listening to: Michael Tsukerman - An Open End (Original Mix) ¤ 8:44 <Lucifer7> LOL
<%Lucifer7> "The IKEA Catalogue appears to meet or exceed the Bible (estimated at 53 to 100 million copies) in number of copies printed annually." <@Narcogen> pro: ikea costs less than most major religions <@Narcogen> con: some assembly required
* Hawaiian_Pig sets mode: +h Schooly_D[tSD] * Schooly_D[tSD] changes topic to 'SCHOOLY D TRULY IS THE KING OF KINGS AHAHAHAHA SCHOOLY D SCHOOLY D SCHOOLY D' <@Hawaiian_Pig> ........ <%Schooly_D[tSD]> print screen'd * Hawaiian_Pig sets mode: -h Schooly_D[tSD] * Hawaiian_Pig changes topic to 'IBO: Schooly likes the cock.'
<Platinum> Damn if I could have sex with these crackers I would <Narcogen> Racist.
<@Konrad> it's fucking raining <@Konrad> it should be snowing <@Konrad> KP cursed me or something <zasx\grape> hahahahaaha <zasx\grape> he's peeing on you <!KP> freaks. <Alt> Says the man urinating on Konrad's house.
<Hawk> You took me off your list because you can't play punchout? <Hawk> ahahahaha! <zasx\grape> i usually come in 1st or 2nd place <zasx\grape> dealing with you isn't an interest to me <Hawk> oh wahhh, I'm going to remove someone because I can't play! <zasx\grape> (i dislike plasma pistols a lot) <Hawk> wahhh, unranked games! <Supernostro> um zasx <Hawk> wahh, what's a B button? <Supernostro> can I take his place on your list? <zasx\grape> i can paly with them fine, but they arent' what i like playing with <zasx\grape> Supernostro: yes <Supernostro> WOOOOOOOT * Supernostro takes hawk off the fl <Supernostro> gotta make room hawk, nothing personal <Hawk> I've had you removed for a while, nos... <Supernostro> what?! <Supernostro> wtf Hawkzor <Hawk> I had to make space <Hawk> sorry, nothing personal
<Noraa|Dinner> KP i thought about being friends irl and i think that would be tight. <KP> noraa, cool <KP> let's do lunch some time <KP> then maybe each other, in the butt.
<masterskill> I left the spartans because there was a max of two people online at a time :\ <&KP> you left because you like the cock, it's well documented.
<&goatrope> no more birthday :( * AFKP changes topic to 'IBO: Fuck goatrope' * AFKP sets mode: -a goatrope
-Global- [AFKP] BUNGIE WON A HUMPDAY
<Noraa> i hit the "View Actual Pixels" button and it nearly froze my compy <%Boxer> I read that as "View Actual Penis" <Noraa> that probably would have done the same thing
<Funkmon> There's no language more modern than Latin
<Peter> KP, you happen to be here? <&KP> what's up <Peter> we are gettin stand byed <Peter> <.< <&KP> wow, i'll take immediate action, to the bungie mobile! <&KP> h2cheats@microsoft.com <Konrad> ZOMG <Konrad> TEH BUNGIE MOBILE <Konrad> I bet it's a Scion <Geary> My bet is a Ford Focus <~LouisWu> it's a friggin' pinto. <~LouisWu> with a burnt-umber paint job.
<sorahn> "We're trying to overlook the glaring irony in "Phantom" Entertainment, especially since year after year this company has been the most prominent vaporware hit since Duke Nukem Forever." <vec-out> I was always impressed that the acronym "DNF" is more commonly known to mean "Did Not Finish" <Cullen> vec, why? <Cullen> oh * Cullen am slow <vec-out> I usually find that Cullen's questions can be best answered by waiting several seconds.
<dogchow> I have so much random shit to take <dogchow> the first aid section of a first responder kit, 6 chem lights, 3 flashlights, three refills of batteries, detergents of various uses, soaps, wire ties, duct tape, safety pins, rope <dogchow> good news is I'll be fucking macgyver <dogchow> ... <dogchow> shit.
<vector40> on a passing note <vector40> -.- <vector40> is the morse for "k" <undeadmarine29> Then whats ^_^? <vector40> gay
<AFKP> march 30, 2525 they jettison bodies of dead spartans into space <AFKP> nope, masterskill, they get shields right away, they were last-minute additions to the suits after first contact <goatrope> omg <goatrope> that jettison will land on a flug planet <goatrope> and will get eaten <goatrope> and SPARTAN FLOODS <AFKP> what jettison <masterskill> Fluggernaut? <masterskill> ZOMG <goatrope> <&AFKP> march 30, 2525 they jettison bodies of dead spartans into space <AFKP> ashes, mon ami <goatrope> flug are very resourceful kp <AFKP> there's no calcium in ashes <goatrope> so <goatrope> they'll pour some milk on <goatrope> and eat it like spartan ash cereal <goatrope> and become superflood <goatrope> shutup
<ZzZuP[B]> [02:28:15] - 9. Do not impersonate users of this network, Bungie employees, well-known <ZzZuP[B]> [02:28:15] - community members or clowns. Clowns freak me the hell out. <ZzZuP[B]> Er. <ZzZuP[B]> Wrong channel. <KP> what <KP> is someone impersonating a clown? <KP> i'll fucking kill them <Tex> yeah <Tex> that schooly kid <Schooly_D[tSD]> honk honk <KP> motherfucker ** Schooly_D[tSD] [~Schooly_D@Borg-91C5716F.baker.rice.edu] has quit IRC: [irc.bungie.org] Local kill by KP (rule #9)
<@goatrope> http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive20.pl?read=590480 <@goatrope> that got a lot of replies * &KP deletes <@goatrope> nnooooooo
<eric> The news on TV just said that Police raided a house a few miles away from me.. and found cocaine. Then the announcer was like "Tune in at 6 to find out where they found it!" <Supernostro> ROFL <Supernostro> I hate that too <eric> I was thinking "Do I *want* to know *where* they found it?!" <eric> Did it smell funny? <Supernostro> worst one that I can remember was when there was a major fire near where I lived <Supernostro> "Fire rages in california threatening to spread into city limits, find out more at 11" <Supernostro> then like 2 min later seinfeld was interrupted by the emergency broadcast system warning us about a fast spreading fire <Supernostro> thank you for putting lives at risk for ratings
<Schooly_D[tSD]> hey <Schooly_D[tSD]> remember when no one made this face <Schooly_D[tSD]> >.> <Geary> .... <@eskay> hey <@eskay> remember when schooly didnt suck <Geary> no <masterskill> Nope. <@eskay> yeah me neither
<Blackstar> gunna fix up the basement and put in a home theater <Narcogen> You'll have to move the sump pump, then <Blackstar> got a work around for that one <Narcogen> Home Theater with a built-in flume ride?
<goatrope> let's copy/paste this ENTIER SECTION OF IRC TEXT into pquotes and press submit <Hawaiian_Pig> LOL K! <goatrope> looooo420l <goatrope> LOL! <Hawaiian_Pig> LOOOOOOOOOOL420 <Cullen> you fags <Hawaiian_Pig> we culd like, ruin the quotes page <Cullen> wait <Cullen> what? <goatrope> cullen [] that is my drawring of you <goatrope> SQUARE * Cullen goes to sleep <Hawaiian_Pig> cuz i totally have the ability to own it <Hawaiian_Pig> then P wuld be like "WTF" <Hawaiian_Pig> then we'd call him a square LOL! <goatrope> LOL HE WOULD! <goatrope> LOL! <Hawaiian_Pig> SMOEK THE QUOTES PAGE EVARI DEI <goatrope> LOL! <Hawaiian_Pig> LOL! IM ADDING THA TLINE <goatrope> 420P SMOKE QUOTES EVRI DAI <goatrope> LOL
<iDno> yea im sure quinton torrentino would agree with you. <@Narcogen> Who's that? Some indie hack making movies for P2P systems?
<DominOut> if (milkshake > yours) {bring_to_yard boys();}
<Psychophan7> did I use paradigm correctly? 'Odysseus's undying passion for his wife and his love of Ithaca are his paradigm for perseverance.' <vec-out> no. <Hawk> well that's constructive <Psychophan7> quite <@Narcogen> a paradigm is a model... an idea of something somewhere else that stands in for what you're doing <@Narcogen> a blueprint <Psychophan7> blah * Psychophan7 goes back to the drawing board <@Narcogen> you're describing his motivations, not his paradigm <@Narcogen> Besides, back in ancient Greece and roaming the mediterranean for decades... <@Narcogen> I doubt if Odysseys had a paradigms to rub together
<Ibeechu> Sonic gave me a false representation of hedgehogs. i was dissappointed when I saw one in real life and it was going slow <Tex> I was pissed it wasn't blue.
<ZetaFox> Hey, KP, are you going to unban Will? <KP> ask me that again, see what happens to you <Hawaiian_Pig> ....are you....going to....un <Hawaiian_Pig> unscrew that lightbulb? <Hawaiian_Pig> its awfully bright in here ** Hawaiian_Pig has been kicked from #hbo by KP: KP ** Hawaiian_Pig has joined #hbo <Hawaiian_Pig> un.... <Hawaiian_Pig> called for.
<Doug> But I have to be awake for school in 6 hours, so no thx <Hawk> hahaha, school <@P_40E> hahaha, hawk's face <Cullen> hahaha, P_40E's cat <Hawk> hahahaha, ben <Hawk> stfu cullen <Cullen> gtfo
<Lucifer7> my shool uses some really bad thing <Lucifer7> it said my personal website had porn <Lucifer7> i asked where and they wouldn't tell me <Lucifer7> =(
<Schooly_D[tSD]> Tex <Schooly_D[tSD]> how well can you throw a football? <Tex> Better than you can handle women <Hawaiian_Pig> lol <ZuP[B]> Oh snap. <Hawaiian_Pig> buuuuuuuuuuuurn <Peronthious> rofl <Foxcross> XD <Tex> sometimes my sides hurt from all the things that we say in here <Tex> seriously <Schooly_D[tSD]> :(
<insaneidiot> What is in store for this weekend? <insaneidiot> Mindless Self Indulgence - Masturbates
<h2freak> Cullen, just ignore my typos <Cullen> nevef. <h2freak> gj <h2freak> never.* <Cullen> http://quotes.pfordee.com/archive3.html#71 <Cullen> you fail at #hbo history. <insaneidiot> lolpwned
<PfhorSlayer> So, KP, how does corporate cock taste? <KP> tangy
<Hawaiian_Pig> its a combination of lethal shoulder movements and deadly, seductive hip thrusts <Hawk> HP's describing his mating dance? <Demonic> hahah <Maria> deadly and seductive? I feel sorry for future girlfriends <Demonic> and past <Hawk> Reverse Mantis rituals. <Hawaiian_Pig> yeah they die as soon as they even think about sex with me <Hawk> Die from laughter when you take off your pants. <Hawaiian_Pig> .....that's twice Hawk <Hawaiian_Pig> fucking twice <Hawk> :D!
<vec-out> this should be an epic meal. * Lucifer7 eats vec-out <Lucifer7> .... <zach> wow <Lucifer7> oh shit that doesn't sound right. <vec-out> wtg luci <zach> rofl
<zasx\grape> wow <zasx\grape> that caught my attention <zasx\grape> [16:47:17] [zasx\grape(+ANWaghiopqrswx)] [5:#TEHEYES!(+CLTnrt #gaypride)] <@eskay> XD <Michael_M> great <Michael_M> I'm the only one in #gaypride
* Hawaiian_Pig has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +o Hawaiian_Pig <Hawaiian_Pig> I uhh... realize now... <Hawaiian_Pig> I didnt need to leave irc to get ice cream <Hawaiian_Pig> ...good to know <Peronthious> rofl
<Hawaiian_Pig> you're both on the same bed <Hawaiian_Pig> you know what it will lead to <goatrope> probably, but i'm saving myself for eskay <goatrope> I MEAN
<Alt> eskay: You ruin the joke. <eskay> I WAS the joke <eskay> wait <eskay> no <eskay> I'm not a joke <eskay> stfu all of you
<dogchow> so I was watching TV at 3:54 this morning <dogchow> and there was some dateline special on that caught my interest <dogchow> some chick had stabbed her husband 27 times, beat him in the head, and called it self-defense <dogchow> two of her three kids that were old enough to remember testified against her <Hawk> clearly there was a Klondike Bar involved, dogchow <dogchow> the third wouldn't but he's in jail on his own charges <dogchow> but the bastards at abc decide they want to put on an infomercial AS they're reading the fucking verdict <dogchow> I mean I don't think I've seen better timing in my life <Hawk> ... heh <Hawk> "We find the defendant-" "It cleans, it scrubs!"
<AFKP> heh. dude pm'd me said a halo belt-buckle would be cool. <Foxcross> yehaw <insaneidiot> i'd wear a halo belt buckle - if i wore a belt <Narcogen> I'd wear a belt-- if I wore pants.
<Maria> has school started for you, schooly? <Schooly_D[tSD]> yes schooly has started for me <Schooly_D[tSD]> oh fuck <Maria> rofl <Maria> I do that sometimes <Schooly_D[tSD]> that's supposed to happen to other people
<Zophory> haha, I embarassed my friends at an aquarium today <Zophory> We go by and pass this bigass stingray <Zophory> and i drop to my hands, raise my arms and scream "DAAAMMMNNN YYOOOUUU!! DAMN YOU TO HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH STINGRAYS!!!" <Zophory> ...and they all walked away like they didn't know me...
<KP> the ensemble guys deleted my account after i regged it <Hawk> kpwnt <KP> i had to email them and be like, "...that was me" <eskay> KP: hahaha <eskay> nice <Narcogen> Yes, clearly the Ensemble-Bungie relationship is a well-oiled machine
<Chris> Fizzy! Aren't you suposed to be in florida on vacation??? <MrFizz> I found a computer, now where is Jack, I'm going to fucking cut him. <CrazyGerman> ..what did he do this time? <Chris> :O <MrFizz> Ok, you know how you guys saw me off to my plane Monday? Well, I'm on the plane. <SquintZ> .......Right now? <MrFizz> And I decide "Hey, I feel like pringles right about now" so I go into my bag to get out a can of pringles. <MrFizz> The can Jack gave me before I departed. So I open the can... and there are 3 rubber fucking snakes in the pringles can. <SquintZ> LMFAO <Chris> Leave it to Zoph to make one last Snakes on a plane joke, bahaha
<New001> ol' reliable <New001> when in doubt and without anything clever to say whatsoever, insult the knee <New001> you cut me deep, sir <New001> i shan't soon recover <New001> it's an impermeable argument <New001> unlike magus' ass <New001> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
--> New001 (New001@Borg-AB700C47.microsoft.com) has joined #hbo --- New001 is now known as Shishka <ZuP> omgashishka <insaneidiot> zomg <Shishka> Ladies and Gentlemen and KP <Shishka> I'd like to point out the following: <Konrad> and Konrad <Shishka> http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=740050 <Shishka> That is all. <-- Shishka has quit (Quit: http://ibo.bungie.org/?irc)
<Lucifer7> radio shack laid off 403 people <Lucifer7> and they emailed it to them <Peronthious> ouch <h2freak> :o <h2freak> damn <Lucifer7> rather than giving them a physical copy <Peronthious> wow <Cull[Campus]> 403 WORK FORBIDDEN
<KPismo> it's better to use a usb device to bring a file home (like a large pdf, say a book) than to email it <Mintz> Yeah <Schooly_D[tSD]> by "large pdf" you mean "halo story bible," right? <KPismo> in this instance i was referring to ghosts of onyx <Schooly_D[tSD]> given to all employees on their first day <KPismo> i don't touch the bible. <Eisen_Feuer> don't you have to youch it when you swear fealty to bungie? lol <Schooly_D[tSD]> the only bible I touch is the bible of My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ <Schooly_D[tSD]> hallelujah <KPismo> i touch the next best thing: joseph staten
* Cullen beeps with hunger <Cullen> beep *** Corn (Face@Borg-993D0B69.client.mchsi.com) joined * Cullen eats Corn * Corn gives Cullen Cancer and AIDs. <Cullen> damn <Cullen> but it was tasty corn <@Konrad> dued <@Konrad> wtf * Corn escapes by forcing Cullen to vomit <Maria> on the cob? <%Hawk> that's some Hardcorn <Corn> I'm radioactive, and I swam in the pool. <Cullen> oh shi- <Corn> Pool's got AIDs. <Cullen> pool's closed <Psychophan7> hmm, quite the corncinagen <Corn> DUE TO AIDS. <Cullen> dear god, psycho <%Hawk> Toxicorn?
<Konrad> Frankie, did you wish KP a happy birfday? <Frankie> No I hate KP
<Hawk> Slith is lame <Slith> Hawk is lamerest <Hawk> nuhuh <Slith> yahuh, and I have proof. <Slith> <Hawk> I am LAME <Hawk> dude, that's nothing compared to what you said <Hawk> <Slith> I'm almost done uploading that 80 gigs of midget horse porn! <Slith> Nothing wrong with that. <Slith> And I believe I was uploading that midget horse porn to you. <Hawk> You're right, but there is with this <Hawk> <Slith> I'm almost done installing AOL! <Slith> OMG <Slith> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Hawk> I WENT THERE!
<Tex> But everytime something to me happens I have to go see my plastic surgeon <Tex> just to make sure he scaring is minimal <Psychophan7> bigger boobs are not the answer here, tex
<vector40> platonic should be a portmonteu of "plate tectonics" <Geary> yea, you know, because nothing says non-sexual friendship like the earth's layers
<GreyThor> ...ya she's definitely raiding her closet * Slith 'll raid YOUR closet <Hawk> grey came out of the closet? <Slith> And I'm raiding it. <GreyThor> where do you people replace "she" with Slith and "her" with Grey? * masterskill points <Slith> It's all in our minds. <GreyThor> meh... so she was going out for dinner * GreyThor is now known as GT_AFK_billiard <Hawk> Grey's playing with balls now? * GT_AFK_billiard takes his pool stick and whacks Hawk on the back of the head - HARD <Hawk> Sorry Grey, I don't swing that way. ;) <Hawk> I don't want anything to do with your "pool stick" <GT_AFK_billiard> you know what, no matter what I say, IBO fucking twists my words around <GT_AFK_billiard> I'm going to play pool <Hawk> I bet. <Furhman|Gone> suuure <Veegie> That's what she said.
<ZetaFox> Holy fucking crap <ZetaFox> I just sneezed all over my monitor and keyboard <ZetaFox> All over it. Everywhere. <HP420smoek> slimey? <ZetaFox> Yes. Ugh. <ZetaFox> Clean now, though. <vec-out> YOU LICKED IT UP? <ZetaFox> Erm, no. <ZetaFox> I wiped it up.
<@goatrope> didn't they shoot down a phantom in the first e3 trailer? <@Narcogen> no, it sort of shoots down itself <@Narcogen> it shoots a road sign <@Narcogen> which hits it and knocks it to the ground <@Konrad> I always thought that was stupid <Hawk> Me too <@Narcogen> well, it wasn't smart <Hawk> Then again, they never were the best pilots <@Narcogen> bet that guy got demoted. <@Konrad> female drivers...
<Mike_M> My furious masturbation patterns make yours look pale in comparison.
<KP> i went to gamestop yesterday, they were out but told me to give 'em a call tomorrow, so i will <PfhorSlayer> Did you get up in the guy's face <PfhorSlayer> DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! <KP> nope, i said thanks and wished him a good day <PfhorSlayer> Oh <PfhorSlayer> The story would have been more entertaining if you did the other thing. <eskay> lol <PfhorSlayer> And it ended in a fight to the death or something. <KP> i'll do that if they sell my reserved copy of halo 3 <Jag> 'This just in. Angry game developer kills dozens in mall rampage'
<PfhorSlayer> Does he, you know, make you HAPPY? (Seriously, no innuendo there.) <PfhorSlayer> EXCEPT IN YOUR ENDO LOLOL <Tex> rofl <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <Stingraid> lol
<Alt> ah shit <Alt> i'm officially retarded <Alt> I just sneezed into a fan <Alt> the side that blows back
<KORHAL> Rofl, I just walked by my parents computer room and their "MetaCafe" screensaver had porn on it XD <SonicvanaJr> O_o <Choonqpead> >.> <KORHAL> I'm all like *walking* *look in* *stop* *stare* <Demonic> rofl <Choonqpead> thats creepy <Demonic> wtf is metacafe <KORHAL> *picture of newest Lindsay Lohan* *run away* <Demonic> heh,,,KORHAL's parents have sex. What a noob. <Choonqpead> haha <KORHAL> Yup :) <Demonic> Its one of those things that you don't want to happen, but you know it happens. <KORHAL> Just like your mom and I ;) <Demonic> Sorry, my mom has standards. <Demonic> :o <KORHAL> Yeah I found that out in the line up for her <KORHAL> :O ! <Demonic> Line.... <Demonic> fuck <Demonic> *waves white flag* <KORHAL> [/burn] :)
<@Konrad> Well you're much more tolerable than Tex, Fox <@Hawaiian_Pig> thats for sure <@Hawaiian_Pig> >_> <@Hawaiian_Pig> she's not here right? <@Konrad> No <@Hawaiian_Pig> (I hear she eats your soul)
<Alt> It was truth or dare and no one said get naked. You should be ashamed! <Stefander> Truth or dare is awesome ^_^ <Alt> isnt that the first rule of truth or dare? <Alt> someone has to get naked <ZuP[B]> Alt: Unless it's all guys. <Peronthious> heh <Peronthious> If it's all guys, you don't play truth or dare <Stefander> Truth or Dare without girls is like... Strawberries without red! <Peronthious> JUST SEEDS??!!! <Stefander> YES! <Peronthious> Oh the humanity!
<HPAFK> ok, seriously, I need to get a terminal illness
<DefyLogicJohn> hey kp wanna play some mm later? <KP> i'm kind of busy tonight <KP> humpday, and all <DefyLogicJohn> really <DefyLogicJohn> can i be a guest star? <KP> yeah sure, join a game and i'll be there. a system link game. <DefyLogicJohn> are u serious kp? <DefyLogicJohn> cuz i would so come <DefyLogicJohn> and kick all ur asses
<Poindexter_> Alright guys <Poindexter_> I need you to decide <Poindexter_> What movie should I watch? <Poindexter_> Starship Troopers <Poindexter_> OR <Poindexter_> Constantine. <hal9000> brokeback mountain <Dragon> Lol. <hal9000> starship troopers <Dragon> I'd say Constantine, but I've never seen Starship Troopers. <Poindexter_> hal your opinion does not count in this <Peronthious> boobies <Poindexter_> ... perfect! * Poindexter_ watches porn instead
* goatbed HAS A VERY CUTE KITTY :D * goatbed is now known as goatrope <PfhorSlayer> "I wanna pee on you, drip drip drip." - R. Kelly <eskay> OGM PIX <eskay> err <eskay> fuck
<GreyThor> $5 on UNSC getting kicked next <UNSC_Trafalgar> What?! *** GreyThor has been kicked from #hbo by Hawaiian_Pig: I'll take that bet.
<insaneidiot> lol @ this <insaneidiot> cullion <insaneidiot> (cull'-yun, cull'-ee-un) n. a mean or base fellow. [from Middle English coillon "testicle".] <insaneidiot> it's cullen! <Cullen> close... <Cullen> but no testicle.
<Peter> zasx\\grape's hot <Peter> i mean <Peter> um
<vec-out> didn't any of you fucks have a dreamcast <Cullen> no <Lukey125> no <KP> my friend did <KP> i did his mom. <KP> funny story. <vec-out> hate you all.
<gutupio> Portland was rated the number one city in the US for lesbians to live <gutupio> That just made this trip a whole lot better
<Geary> gay porn is still gay porn <HYB> thats a good note to come in on <Snowy_Duck> either way geary is gonna keep downloading it <Geary> yup <Geary> fuck...
<Hawaiian_Pig> masturbatisaurus <masterskill> T'Rexes can't :( <Hawaiian_Pig> im sure they.. rub up against other stuff <Hawaiian_Pig> poor guys though <Hawaiian_Pig> cant use their hands <masterskill> No wonder they're so angry <Hawaiian_Pig> then again....they're friggin T-Rex's.... they get whatever they want from whatever they want <Hawaiian_Pig> there we no anti rape laws in the mesozoic era <masterskill> "Run Little Foot, run!" <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl
<Tex> (my cousin is looking at me funny, I think he wants on) <Pak> tell your cousin rides arent free <Pak> badumtish <Tex> ...hey <Tex> stuntmutt <Tex> stfu <iDno> </zing>
*KP rips a random user in half --- Konrad is now known as Kon <Kon> : (
<Hawk> man, I have zero bandwidth <Hawk> this thing is taking a day to load <Hawk> ... still not loading <Hawk> lkjfalkjfe fuck <Peronthious> They must have to put the data in a boat and ship it to Hawaii. <Hawaiian_Pig> lol <Hawk> no, man, we use carrier pigeons now
<KP> goat, what should i cook? <eskay> food <goatrope> hey eskay <goatrope> when did your name become goat? <goatrope> oh, never? okay <eskay> fu --- eskay is now known as goat <goatrope> kp, i would suggest macaroni and cheese <goat> :D <goatrope> IMPERSONATINO <goatrope> BAN <goatrope> PLS <goat> XD <goat> lalalala <goat> Imma goat! <goat> I sux --- goatrope is now known as sk <goat> lolz <goat> rofl <sk> LOOK I'M A GIRL and i don't have a xbox :( <KP> REVERSAL <goat> XD <sk> also, here's pictures of my face: www.yeahright.com/imgs/sk <goat> I do crappy speedruns <sk> CRAPPY? <goat> and play a gay night elf hunter <sk> my speedruns are works of art <sk> hey shutup <sk> my guild grabbed your boobs
<Batman_M> here, I spend time wrestling with wolves and beating the shit out of crocodiles with my shirt ripped off, revealing my bulging muscles <Batman_M> then I go home, light up a smoke and bang my wife twenty times <Batman_M> with a pipe, might I add <Batman_M> oh wait <Batman_M> no, fuck
<Schooly_D[tSD]> you going to lanbex? <vec-out> no. <Schooly_D[tSD]> you going to comic con? <vec-out> no! <Peronthious> you going to E3 next year? <vec-out> fuck you. <Schooly_D[tSD]> lolcar
<Schooly_D[tSD]> EternalZzzzzzzzzZlayer, change your nick or I won't do anything <Schooly_D[tSD]> your call
<Geary> I hear you get it from guys a lot <Boxer> So me banging your mom doesn't count as getting any? * Boxer makes mental note <Geary> Boxer: it only counts when it's not a fantasy <Geary> sorry <Pak> Boxer, his mom is a guy <Boxer> Good to know. That means I get it everyday. <Boxer> god damnit...
<Zoph> i feel so stupid <Zoph> that was the most obvious virus <Zoph> yet i hit download <Zoph> first thing i say "Hmm, this is probably a virus....*click*" <Zoph> avg is good though, it like, caught it half way through downlaod and cut the connection <Zoph> I swear, its almost like a screen poped up from AVG saying "IT'S A VIRUS YOU ASSHOLE!!"
<@Hawaiian_Pig> so whats the ETA on SC:DA <&KP> It takes place in the Halo universe. <&KP> oh wait... not my responsibility
<BOLL> I got a few DS games today, I just lack the DS itself... first gaming experience I've looked forward to in ages... wewt. <Peronthious> ... <Peronthious> You bought DS games... <Peronthious> when you don't actually own a DS? <BOLL> I bought games and the console from different companies, optimizedzored, but the shipping is not synced. <Peronthious> ah <Narcogen> well, you'd hope your ship wouldn't sync <Narcogen> then your DS would be all wet <BOLL> ha ho ho
<Schooly_D[tSD]> god damn it I hate coors light commercials <Schooly_D[tSD]> the only fucking beer whose selling point is "it's cold"
<Schooly_D[tSD]> wait, Narcogen, help me first <Schooly_D[tSD]> what do you know about implicit differentiation? <Narcogen> I make an explicit differentiation between people I help with homework, and people I don't <Narcogen> guess which group you're in <Schooly_D[tSD]> ohohohoho <Tex> plz narc? <Narcogen> oh, that's the scam, eh, get Tex to ask for you? * Tex nuzzles Narcogen <Tex> pleaaasssseeee <Narcogen> Ok, then, I'll tell you everything I know about implicit differentiation. <Tex> :D sankyuu <Narcogen> Ok, now that that's taken care of.
<Tar> my friends little brother liked really liked gogeta, ss (super saiyan), and 007 (james bond), so he accidently made his screenname gogetass007
<haveblue> guess what I got signed by a bunch of people <Lucifer7> haveblue, your bra? <haveblue> no, only one signature on that <Hawk> Your cat? <h2fr34k> your shirt? <haveblue> the halo graphic novel fuckers
<KP> El Schooly D (9:04:42 PM): we all know I'm the king of date-rape <KP> verbatim <KP> no fucking joke. <KP> he said that. <Konrad> ..........Schooly <hobo343> Tex knows this? <uber_chaos> o_o <KP> truly, <KP> schooly is the king. <KP> of date rape.
<eskay> ii, I know you're just jealous cause some of us have had more boyfriends than you <insaneidiot> yeah
<h2freak> fuck you DJRob <DJRob> you have to buy me a drink first <DJRob> god kids these days <DJRob> they are so forward
\<h2freak> i wonder what i should study to be an AI designer * h2freak goes and googles it <Cullen> you should study tactics <h2freak> i mean coding wise <h2freak> what language <Cullen> COBOL <h2freak> COBOL? <h2freak> never heard of it <Cullen> exactly why you're not fit to code AI <h2freak> KP, do they use COBOL for the AI? <&KP> ... <&KP> no, no they do not. <&KP> they use FORTRAN. <h2freak> ok <&KP> holy shit that was a joke
<@Hawaiian_Pig> too bad you can't play noncheating mods online <@Hawaiian_Pig> kinda looks fun <@Hawaiian_Pig> implement that into halo 3, KP <@Hawaiian_Pig> thanks. <&KP> sorry, hp, we're too busy removing all the suck, on orders from halo planet <&KP> basically we're reshipping halo 1, but with more fucking ladders.
<&KP> lol <&KP> schooly sent me a picture message <&KP> of his arm, apparently, with a hospital identification bracelet on <vector40> ... what's he doing in the hospital. <&KP> dunno <vector40> did he have a hops deficiency? <&KP> but i'm laughing <@eskay> tragic masturbation accident <&KP> oh damn * vector40 chokes <&KP> don't mess with sk right now
<hal9000> two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff <hal9000> buh dum tish
<sorahn> scatman john is awesome <sorahn> he > you <P_40E> no he sucks <P_40E> me < you and him combined <P_40E> ... <P_40E> dangit <-- P_40E has quit (Quit: wham bam thank you ma'am)
<Hawk> planes drive me crazy <KP> i can't sleep on a plane. <KP> shutup about snakes, whoever's typing that. <Noraa> cause of the snakes?
<William> Watching baby movies is interesting. <William> I've found a few things interesting from them. <William> I've been trying to talk since like a couple of days after I was born. It seemed like I made projects of doing stuff, like making toys work correctly. I also had a gigantic nutsack. <ZuP> Had?
<Peronthious> Hey, if it weren't for the buttsex, I'd be gay.
* dizzy has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +o dizzy <Peter> dizzy1!! <Peter> hi <dizzy> Shut up. <Peter> D: <dizzy> >:( <Peter> i just wanted to say hi <dizzy> I just wanted to say shut up.
<PfhorSlayer> I need to start injecting shit straight into my veins, and bypass my stomach middleman. <PfhorSlayer> My cough persists. :| <P_40E> inject it into your throat <PfhorSlayer> That's what your mom did. <PfhorSlayer> Only it was my penis. :( <PfhorSlayer> Wait. <Hawk> ahahaha
<goatrope> nobody here has vent? <Narcogen> I used to have a vent <Narcogen> somebody frogblasted its core, and now it <Narcogen> now it's gone
<Cullen> raperaperaperape <Hawaiian_Pig> raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape <Schooly_D[tSD]> raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape * Schooly_D[tSD] rapes * Hawaiian_Pig drapes * Schooly_D[tSD] drinks a soda <Hawaiian_Pig> what kind? <Schooly_D[tSD]> flavor: graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl
<Tex> I've slept with an asian girl before. <Tex> In the friendly sense <Andz> and i stuck my willy in someones ear <Andz> in the friendly sense <Andz> >_> <Jillybean> Asians, Africans . . . English <Jillybean> I've slept with them all <Tex> same <Tex> we should start a club <Jillybean> Yeah <Tex> 'International Bed Full of Women' <Jillybean> IBFoW <Tex> UNSlumberParty <Tex> We delegate and menstruate <Andz> is that the motto, tex? <mejp44> Tex: make Andz happy and just say yes <Tex> yes, it is <Andz> :D <mejp44> he never hears a girl say yes to him, ever <Razer> lol <Tex> AAAAAAAAAAHAHA <Jillybean> Yes, Andz, yes - oh yes <Tex> Please Andz, don't stop <Jillybean> Oh Andz . . . <Tex> Don't-no-notthere <Tex> god no please... <Jillybean> Andz, it's okay, it happens to everyone <AFKullen> lmfao <Andz> lol
<eskay> not a big fan of the gimp <Konrad> wha hear? <eskay> although I suppose its gotten better <Konrad> I thought you loved KP
<MrSprout> cause I live in the middle of nowhere <@Narcogen> Oh no you don't.
<Slith|Library> Only cool people play Halo. * HPwnage doesn't play halo >.>
<Cullen> what's the hair thingy <Cullen> little clips <Cullen> barret? <@vector40> barrette <Cullen> thank you <PfhorSlayer> vec knows his way around a woman's dressing room <@vector40> it's a combined beretta and beret <@vector40> it's all man. <PfhorSlayer> But made for a woman(tm). <@vector40> well. yes. <Cullen> a penis is all man <Cullen> and technically also made for a woman.
<masterskill> Lol, so I changed my MSN name last night to "When you download music from limewire, you're downloading communism.", and since it then, I've had three people message me asking what communism is and if it can hurt your computer. <BOLL> rofl
<Peter> we come back <Peter> win it <Peter> we rofled <KP> great story, peter <KP> you should be a writer. <Peter> heck yes <Funkmon> Heh <LouisWu> we came, we won, we rofled
<KP> btw, maria <KP> update your cam or i'm deleting it <Maria> I was going to ask you to delete, kp <KP> so it shall be. <Maria> since my cam doesn't work <Maria> thanks * Funkmon demands cam in Maria's place <Funkmon> :DD <KP> and it is done <KP> sorry funk <KP> i have to not fucking hate you :(
<gutupio> this chick told me about a time when she was 14 <gutupio> and she and her friends just found about porn <%snorahn> i actually have axe body wash, its nice <@vector40> ... really? <@vector40> as opposed to, you know, revolting? <gutupio> and they pretended to make a porn video <gutupio> (lesbian porn video) <%snorahn> wait <%snorahn> was that at me? <@vector40> yes <@vector40> but no, stop <@vector40> there is something vital going on <@vector40> CODE 3 <@vector40> PRIORITY TRAFFIC * vector40 sets mode: +m <@vector40> go ahead gut. <@vector40> this is critical. * vector40 sets mode: +v gutupio <@vector40> everyone who pm'd me shutup <+gutupio> lol <%snorahn> vec, did you miss the beginning of the story where they were 14 <%snorahn> or are you ignoring that part <@vector40> 14?! <@vector40> BULLSHIT * vector40 sets mode: -m <@vector40> I feel bamboozled. <%snorahn> you should
* Lucifer7 (lucifer7@Borg-F7BC58B6.reshall.berkeley.edu) has joined #hbo <D[a]nte> Shadow, have you never had the pleasure of fist ass? <D[a]nte> umm...hi luci
<Klankers> Zoph, how come in my statis window it say "Zoph FINGER"? <Zoph> Klankers: because I was fingering you <Klankers> creepy, i didnt feel a thing <Zoph> -_-
<Swedishmartin> My W key isn't orking <Zoph> Anyone want to take a stab at whats wrong with the above statement?
<%Lucifer7> swat was weird today with foxy talking about her bra and stuff <%Lucifer7> found the entire other team standing underneath her listening... -.-
<vector40> we're not trying to kidnap her. <&KP> wait <vector40> just give some support. <&KP> let's kidnap her <vector40> scratch that.
<Schooly_D[tSD]> the problem is she's 16, so it would never work <&KP> jailbate, man <@goatrope> *bait <@goatrope> you NEWB * goatrope is now known as typobitch <&KP> uh <&KP> someone changed your nick :(
<Snowy_Duck> wow i actualy got my car started before i realized i had no pants on
<Schooly_D[tSD]> so there I was, right <Hawaiian_Pig> left.
<&KP> rofl <&KP> every time we get into matchmaking <&KP> the pregame <&KP> ninja says to shishka, "aren't you that guy that works for bungie?" <&KP> and gets him raped
* Shishka is now known as fuckyou <AFKP> how's that? * fuckyou KP <fuckyou> Works great, thanks. <AFKP> ...son of a bitch <AFKP> i just got so owned <sorahn> HAHA PWND <eskay> .......... <sorahn> oh man <sorahn> quoted for lief <eskay> gtfo while you still can * fuckyou is now known as shiska
<dogchow> I've got to wake up at 7AM to drive an hour to a nature reserve and learn the proper way to collect and classify macroinvertibrates <dogchow> sonofabitch. <Narcogen> sounds like the most fun you can have with your hip waders on, dogchow <dogchow> there's actually only 4 sets of waders for 35 people <KP> blackstar has/had a bug collection <dogchow> so I'm thinking I'm gonna lose out <Narcogen> yes, KP, but the antibiotics cleared that up
<Hawaiian_Pig> its his birthday <Hawaiian_Pig> so i hopped him <SpasticMoose> wtf it's my birthday too <Hawaiian_Pig> i'll need proof via photo ID <Hawaiian_Pig> we dont just give these discounts to anyone sir. <SpasticMoose> will you accept a scanned picture of my ass? <Hawaiian_Pig> eat shit.
*** New001 (New001@D10C74A9.2DCAF576.19582874.IP) joined <New001> RALLY THE FRUIT MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <%Lucifer7> i thought boll said that for a second <Psychophan7> isn't that c0ld? * &c0ld follows New001 into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
<Konrad> Anyone want to steal my car? <Hawaiian_Pig> what if you want someone to lose it? <Hawaiian_Pig> vec might be available
* Joins: undeadmarine29 (sucide@Borg-969CF89E.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) <Cullen> undeadmarine <Cullen> are you aware there's another i in suicide? <@Narcogen> After it's over, there is no I in suicide
<Peronthious> A friend of mine got on XBL with his brother, who was his guest. <Peronthious> They joined my party, and I started yelling random things about Horse porn <Peronthious> Their mom happened to be in the room
<hal9000> nobody can ever figure out my awesomely 1337 password that i use for secure things <hal9000> everything else i use a very generic password <Cullen> 5:37:13 -> *nickserv* ghost hal9000 1337 <Cullen> 5:37:15 -NickServ- Access denied. <Cullen> D: <hal9000> ownt *** hal9000 quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Cullen)) <Cullen> ... <Psychophan7> haha <@dizzy> Oh shit *** hal9000 (uberHAL@Borg-81911018.hsd1.co.comcast.net) joined <hal9000> YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
<MrSprout> does anyone have any experience with godaddy hosting? <@Narcogen> Nope. <MrSprout> I've had nothing but problems with it since i bought it. <@Narcogen> but YoMommy hosts me every night. <MrSprout> ..
<@eskay> wtf <@eskay> permission denied my ass <Dragon> Heh heh. <DominoEffect> no buttsex D: <@eskay> .... <@eskay> -_- <@goatwork> hahahahhahaha <@goatwork> I thought you liked the but though
<%HunterX11> Don't call KP a Nazi <%HunterX11> Not really because it's an insult, so much as that it's a challenge :)
<&KP> lopez isn't real, we can't be involved <&KP> same reason i can't be involved with eskay <Hawk7886> because you're not real? <%HunterX11> Because you already are? <&KP> no. she has no face.
<KP> Sent: 6/21/2006 <KP> Subject: re: re: re: The Bungie Weekly Update <KP> do you have boyfrend <Konrad> O_O <iDno> .....damnit Pdued <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <KP> lol <Konrad> RULE 14 <iDno> LMFAO
<zomg> so anyone want to say anything about KP while KP's totally not here? <zomg> i know i sure do. <zomg> not being kp, and all. <P_40E> KP is a good person <P_40E> I like him very much <P_40E> <3 KP <zomg> i disagree <Geary> KP sure does like men <@Hawaiian_Pig> KP's a fag <zomg> yet feel that one of you should elaborate. <@Hawaiian_Pig> he had sex with dogchow <Geary> that was luci <Geary> get your facts right, HP <iDno> well yea, luci was there as well geary <@Hawaiian_Pig> <hyp^[HM]> I did have sex with dogchow * Geary (Geary11@Borg-970DF9C4.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) Quit ([irc.bungie.org] Local kill by zomg (hahahahah IT WAS ME)) <iDno> I would go as far to say that KP may in fact be an asshat
<PfhorSlayer> Guess what I am this summer. <Geary> a man? <Lucifer7> straight? <hal9000> gay? <PfhorSlayer> Well Luci and Geary are both right. <PfhorSlayer> hal9000's way off
<Geary> Mike's Hard ftw <Blown-Upp> eww <Dante^Tattoo> I agree with Geary btw <Ma1agate> mike's hard what? <Psychophan7> geary, stop looking at mike's crotch
<hobo343> I'm really an aficionado of the black caulk
<Lucifer7> back to the future <uber_chaos> Back to the Present <Hawaiian_Pig> Back to the boobies. <iDno> boobies! <William_> Face in the Boobies. <Lucifer7> War of the Boobies <iDno> The greatest Boobies Ever made. <William_> Knightboobies <Lucifer7> America's Boobiest Home Videos <iDno> Lord of the Boobies <Hawaiian_Pig> Boobies: Breasts Evolved <Lucifer7> Lord of the Boobies: The Return of the Boobies <iDno> Boobies 2 <Lucifer7> Big Momma's Boobies 2 <iDno> American Boobies X <Lucifer7> Dude, where're my boobies? <William_> Boobies on the Orient Express <Lucifer7> The Boobies Express <William_> Boobantic <uber_chaos> The Fast and Boobies, Tokyo Boobs <iDno> X boobies 3 <Lucifer7> Spy Boobies <William_> Boobimanjaro <HunterX11> The Boobie Trap <Hawaiian_Pig> The Da Boobies Code <iDno> Boobwitched <Lucifer7> The Boobies Before Christmas <iDno> The Rocky and Boobwinkle show. <uber_chaos> Boobies of the Carribian <Lucifer7> Fantastic Boobies <uber_chaos> Mostly Boobies <Lucifer7> Young Boobies <uber_chaos> BATBOOBIES <Hawaiian_Pig> Almost Boobies <William_> National Boobographic <Lucifer7> Monty Python and the Holy Boobies <Hawaiian_Pig> Breasts and Silent Boobies <uber_chaos> SUPERBOOBS RETURN <Hawaiian_Pig> Silence of the Boobies <uber_chaos> Silent Boobies <iDno> The Simple Boobs <William_> Crouching Boobie, Hidden Boobie <Lucifer7> South Boobies <iDno> Schindler's Boob <iDno> Boob Fiction <William_> Boobless in Seattle <uber_chaos> Babylon Boob <iDno> Star boobs <Konbex> Boob Club <Lucifer7> Boob Wars <iDno> Raiders of the Lost Chest <uber_chaos> March of the Boobies <William_> Stubbs the Boobie <Lucifer7> Boobfield <William_> Booboon <retsamolah> The Fox and the Boob <cheese]DS> booby daycare <uber_chaos> Chasing Boobies <iDno> It's a Wonderfull boob! <William_> Full Metal Boobie <uber_chaos> Jersey Boob <retsamolah> The Boob Strikes Back <William_> Boobie vs. Predator <cheese]DS> Austin Powers: the boob that shaged me <retsamolah> lock stock and two smoking boobs <William_> Starship Boobies <retsamolah> Spaceboobs <cheese]DS> THE BOOBS HAVE EYES <William_> ROFL <Lucifer7> ROFL <undeadmarine29> lolk <iDno> lmao! <HunterX11> Honey, I Shrunk the Boobies! <Konbex> Boobiestar Boobactica <uber_chaos> War of the Boobies <Konbex> good lord <iDno> already been said <Lucifer7> uber_chaos, REPEAT <Lucifer7> BITCH <Hawaiian_Pig> GAME OVER <Hawaiian_Pig> uber loses. <Lucifer7> yeah <Lucifer7> fucking uber
<Decommissioner> my halo 2 headset came in the mail today <Psychophan7> my penis came in your <closest female relationship> today <Psychophan7> who would that be, anyways? <Decommissioner> my closest female relationship would be... <Decommissioner> your mom <Psychophan7> SCORE
<Letha1> did anyone register "Ribs"? * KP goes ribs <KP> hrm <KP> we should come up with some new terms * KP goes snow! ...gonna have to work on that. <Hawaiian_Pig> Snow confirmed in Halo 3. <Hawaiian_Pig> by order of the KP <KP> weather: CONFIRMED. <KP> also <KP> polygons: CONFIRMED.
<Steph> I want to go swiming sooooo badly!! It's hot out :'( <SquintZ> Zoph has a pool!!!! Zoph we are coming over later. <Zoph> Steph, I'll give you access to meh pool <Zoph> but in return, I get access.... to your pants <.< * Zoph was kicked by Steph (Access Denied)
<Magus> Nothing that Schooly says makes any sense. <Demonic> We have grown used to that. <Schooly_D[tSD]> no, but what I say does make a lot of cents <Schooly_D[tSD]> and you can take that to the bank <Hawaiian_Pig> lol
<Slith> I like nice dark wood myself. <Funkmon> I bet. <ThunderDoug> ... <Boxer> Slith, you into the brothahs? <ThunderDoug> LMAO
<goatrope> hikp <KP> i'll ban you, goat <KP> i have no qualms with it <goatrope> sry
<KP> You're amusing, yet one day, somehow, I know i'll have to end you :/
<Lukey125> If KP is the girl who was flat in grade seven and had a huge rach after summer holidays, Hal would be like the guys who follow her around and do everything for her.
<&KP> so many people are adamant it's one species or another <&KP> it's so rofl. <@Hawaiian_Pig> its a brute KP <@Hawaiian_Pig> heretic brute <&KP> a brute kp? <@Hawaiian_Pig> I would know, I have sources <&KP> seems redundant <@Hawaiian_Pig> brute, KP <&KP> actually someone suggested an arbiter brute <@Hawaiian_Pig> ah....what? <@Hawaiian_Pig> wow <&KP> the most original one of them all <@Hawaiian_Pig> that actually sounds possible I guss <@Hawaiian_Pig> *guess <&haveblue> perhaps... an arBRUTer
<P_40Ego-oilers> HP is going down <P_40Ego-oilers> down the list <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl
<Schooly_D[tSD]> PfhorSlayer, I'll send you a shirt <Schooly_D[tSD]> you can go as me <Hawaiian_Pig> PfhorSlayer, if you're gonna dress as schooly. bash your face against a wall a few to complete the effect <Cullen> lmao, hp <Muffin> HP ftw <%Lucifer7> Hawaiian_Pig, rofl
<Cullen2> dammit <Cullen2> caught myself ogling my sister D: <Dante^2> wtf <Dante^2> quoted <Dante^2> forever
<KP> you could cut the sexual tension with a large phallic object
<Letha1> We all suck equally <Tar> communist
<vector40> that's when you put instruments of pleasure in orifices of excretion <vector40> and I like that. <vector40> sorry kp. moving on. <vector40> so... how about that abortion?
<KnifeyMcShanker> hrm <KnifeyMcShanker> people were talking about me <&AFKP> no we weren't <&AFKP> your name is a common word <&AFKP> so i was KnifeyMcShankering my wife the other day
<iDno> we have a hole here called the A-Hole <iDno> but only because a guide named adam kept going into it every time he floated the river <iDno> so its the Adam Hole <iDno> or a-hole, for short <iDno> plus adam was a dick. <gutupio> so, i Dno, that dick kept going in the a-hole? <iDno> yep <gutupio> what a shitty situation <iDno> yea <iDno> sometimes he left his clients in the a-hole. <iDno> and his clients would just swim around and die
<&KP> i knew a fat gay dude once <&KP> no, it wasn't the mirror.
<@Hawaiian_Pig> it's goddamn 1 am and my brother is right behind me <@Hawaiian_Pig> he'll think im part of some porn ring <@goatrope> SHAUN, THAT HORSE PORN YOU'RE SENDING ME IS GOING SUPER SLOW <@goatrope> STOP SENDING IT TO SO MANY PEOPLE
<&KP> alright, new rule <&KP> #14 in the motd will now be, "Stop being so gay, P."
<Cullen> SUCK IT, BLUE <Bluestone> No, you suck it!
<hal9000> KP, do you know if you have to have good grades in highschool to work for bungie? <&KP> lol <&KP> you can't be hal <hal9000> what? <&KP> that was in the contract i signed <&KP> "are you hal? no? good, sign here"
*Hawaiian_Pig is now playing: Tool - Vicarious *KP is playing Halo 3 - Fanfare. <Dante^2> fu KP *Hawaiian_Pig is playing Hawaiian_Pig - FUCKOFFKP <P8ntballer> fu kp <P8ntballer> lol <Redbluefire> fu KP <KP> lawl.
* KP was kicked by BOLL (IMPERSONATOR! ‹144›) * KP (New001@bungie.org) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +ao KP KP <@eskay> XD <@BOLL> Whoa timing KP, I just kicked someone who looked just like you. <&KP> wow <&KP> crazy.
<Schooly_D[tSD]> hi KP * Quits: KP (KP@bungie.org) (Quit: Ibobo the Clown was here.) <Schooly_D[tSD]> D:
<iDno> you know what would be ironic? if vec ordered a copy of "Cars" off of the net <iDno> and it got lost somewhere in LA
<vec-out> I have confidence there are still intelligent human beings on the internet.
<%Boxer> max, you might as well just tell us everything you know now <@madmax> ok Boxer, I will <@madmax> we're making a game called Halo 3 <%Boxer> HOLY SHIT! <KP> omfg he confirmed it! <KP> post to hbo <%Boxer> NO WAY! <@madmax> it stars Master Chief and Cortana and some banshee things <%sorahn> NO WEI <@madmax> maybe some other people too <@madmax> it will have graphics <%sorahn> QUICK SOMEONE LOG THE CHAT <@madmax> and some audio too <KP> retroactive logging, eh <@madmax> but most amazingly, it will have AMAZING AI <%Boxer> not...AUDIO!! <@madmax> which will actually kick your ass <vec-out> wait wait. <vec-out> it STARS banshees? <vec-out> yes. YES> <vec-out> FINALLY THE STAGE TIME WE DESERVE
<Hawaiian_Pig> there are no quotes in the queue <Hawaiian_Pig> be funny <eskay> D: <iDno> hmmm <eskay> sorry <iDno> funny.... <Hawaiian_Pig> eskay, say something funny <eskay> um <eskay> uhhh <iDno> Talk about how good of a driver you are! <eskay> KPsux? <Hawaiian_Pig> good enough
<vec-out> I'da loled if the MC fell into that rockslide. <vec-out> fantastic way to end the series <KORHAL> vec-out: "Cliff-hanger" eh? ;) <vec-out> XD
<vector40> also my parents sent me some mail and... a box of condoms. <@Hawaiian_Pig> ...lol <vector40> I text my dad: "condoms. cute." and he replies "I hope she doesn't say that" <@Hawaiian_Pig> hah <@Hawaiian_Pig> good to know your parents are in the condom buying business <vector40> I swear, you tell one story about unprotected sex and suddenly you're mister sex ed <@Hawaiian_Pig> be sure to keep in mind your dad probably bought some for himself to plow your mother with while you're gone <vector40> hp, I feel I should tell you that I'm never speaking to you again. <vector40> do you have anything else to say before I squelch you. <&KP> om......fg <&KP> nice, hp <&KP> made me laugh loud. <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol <@P_40E> rofl, HP <vector40> stop that. <vector40> everyone stop that. <vector40> he'll never learn if you keep spoiling him.
<Cullen> now explain to me KP's involvement in Bungie <@Hawaiian_Pig> he is like Co-Frankie <@Hawaiian_Pig> he does the stuff frankie is above now. <Echoes> so he's frankie's bitch <@Hawaiian_Pig> I just hope to god he doesn't take over the weekly update <@Hawaiian_Pig> Q When is halo 3 coming? <@Hawaiian_Pig> A ILL STAB YOU IN THE FACE <Cullen> lmfao <BOLL> hehehe <Echoes> ROFL
<eskay> is gtfo the word of the week or something? <Hawaiian_Pig> no, eskay <Hawaiian_Pig> now gtfo * Quits: eskay (eskay@eskay.boomerica.com) (Quit: k) <Hawaiian_Pig> wiiiiinnnn
<HT|Element> voice <Hawaiian_Pig> !voice * Lopez sets mode: +v Hawaiian_Pig <HT|Element> !voice <Lopez> No. <HT|Element> damn.....
<%HunterX11> Where has KP been, anyway? <~LouisWu> he did it for the cookies. <%HunterX11> I get back, and I see Wu before KP? What madness is this? <~LouisWu> he went to work for the devil, hunter. <~LouisWu> he no longer has internet access. <%HunterX11> Dear, I had no idea working for Bungie was worse than working in Kazakhstan
<@FellatioHernandez> ze ladies call me El nino, for I am a hurricane....of passion
<MAZ> Knock Knock <Hawk7886> go die, maz <MasterCheifn_ISAF> lol <MAZ> :( <Letha1> Who knocks anymore? <Letha1> I just walk in. <MAZ> Ring Ring mb? <MAZ> <_< <MAZ> >_> <Hawk7886> Bananaphone.
* Cullen is now known as Cullen2 <@Konbex> Cullen2, new and improved <Cullen2> you whore, mIRC * Cullen2 is now known as Cullen <@Konbex> Whoops, rollback patch
<MrFizz> I swear to God, If Zoph makes one more Snakes on a Plane joke, I'm going to kick his ass. <SquintZ> I'm pretty sure he's run through all the possible jokes. <MrFizz> Snakes on a Plane, Steaks on a Plane, Snake on a Plane and like, 3 other ones. <MrFizz> Guess your right. He has gone through all of the Jokes. * Snakes (Zophory@Borg-319C0FD2.dhcp.sprint-hsd.net) invites you to join #Plane <MrFizz> God damit Zophory, I'm going to kick your mother F****** ass!!
<KP> i'll remind your face... with my fist! <KP> ^ 20% of what i say all day here <KP> then 60% is your mom jokes <KP> the other 20 is just making fun of shishka <t3hWu> holy shit that actually added up to 100% <t3hWu> you must have had coffee or something already
<Schooly_D[tSD]> I'll tell your girlfriend you died begging for your life, like some lolnoob
* Hawaiian_Pig is now playing: Tool - Hooker With A Penis <Geary> ............................................. <Hawaiian_Pig> it's a shame people brand their songs by the title <Geary> HP:....wtf do you EXPECT us to do <Hawaiian_Pig> not judge a book by its cover <Geary> if the book has a picture of gay sex on the front, I'm not going to buy it
<hal9000> HP, you gonna be a shrink? <Hawaiian_Pig> that or a leet cop. <Hawaiian_Pig> how many people go to a shrink anyway? <Hawaiian_Pig> not around here at least <hal9000> i do <hal9000> D = <hal9000> but thats mostly because im failing alot of classes <Hawaiian_Pig> and that makes you have to see a shrink? <Hawaiian_Pig> suck it up salllyyyy <hal9000> o_O <vector40> hmm... yeah, I don't see you as a therapist.
<Snowy_Duck> i can't wait, 19 days left of school <Snowy_Duck> then I'M FUCKING DONE <KP> college or high school <Snowy_Duck> highschool <KP> or middle school <KP> what're you doing after high school? <Snowy_Duck> going to germany =D <KP> dude the war's over
<KP> hey <KP> i'll have you know <KP> i have exquisite hair. <KP> just ask eskay <eskay> its ugly.
* New001 (New001@8D7EB279.B94B146D.67E4E213.IP) has joined #hbo <@BOLL> hi c0ld * New001 is now known as c0ld|work <@Narcogen> hey cold <c0ld|work> omghi <@BOLL> It's a bit scary when you start to recognize hosts... <c0ld|work> hehe <@Narcogen> Yes, I was scared at that.
<HunterX11> I refuse to be labeled as a heterosexual <HunterX11> oops, wrong chan <HunterX11> i really need to stop doing that
<HunterX11> please tell me you dont have a 17" macbook <Lucifer7> okay, i'll lie.. <HunterX11> dammit <HunterX11> now i have to shank you and steal it <Lucifer7> hey, i'm the mexican here
<sorahn> I am so gay
<si6sic> wtf <si6sic> why was my nick not regged anymore? <HunterX11> Mater tua jacta est <KP> lol <KP> you're missing something, sic <HunterX11> "Something's missing, all right." <si6sic> ?? <si6sic> i just woke up, so im missing alot <HunterX11> You've mastered the ENglish language like Shakespeare <HunterX11> That is, you can't spell your own name :) <si6sic> oh snap! --- si6sic is now known as sic6sic
<eskay> watching spore vid for real now <KP> i'll be sure to give you your privacy. but god knows. god knows what you do in that room all alone while watching spore vids. <eskay> mmmmm sporgasm
<Zophory> dude, I just came up with the best idea for a Metal gear solid game! <MrFizz> .... <Zophory> it starts with Snake having to infiltrate a terroist meeting.. <MrFizz> I swear to God, if you say "Snake on a plane" at any point during this story, I'll cut you. <Zophory> ..so, what's everyones plans for the weekend?
<Echoes> o <Echoes> m <Echoes> f <Echoes> g <Echoes> it seems that a girl that a number of my friends work with has a pornsite <Echoes> interesting <ManKitten> my friend dated a girl in, and on the cover of a girls gone wild * Echoes wonders if he should check out the site <ManKitten> yes....yes you should <Echoes> OH GOD MY EYES <Echoes> NOBODY TOLD ME SHE WAS FAT
<Pak> shoulder muscles are rather important when stroking
<KP> listen, ladies <KP> calm down <KP> this can all be settled with nudez. <KP> kp@bungie.org <KP> the clock is ticking
<eskay> BOOBIES DAMMIT
* oddyASLEEP is now known as oddyHASaPAPERtoWRITE <oddyHASaPAPERtoWRITE> mrrr * oddyHASaPAPERtoWRITE is now known as oddy[procrastinating] <oddy[procrastinating]> much better
<%HunterX11> Thomas Edison didn't invent the record player. When Thomas Edison talks, his voice is so loud that the sound waves are printed in any soft object <&KP> if that starts a trend, i'll fucking end you
<Poindexter_> Because I can in fact, talk with it up.
<t3hWu> says the guy who's been messaging me nonstop for hours.... <KP> hey <KP> this is my job <KP> you're hbo <KP> "the community" <t3hWu> heh <KP> i'm the community liason <KP> we're liasoning.
<&c0ld> In Halo 3 you will play as a Combat form flood. <&c0ld> its so obvious * &c0ld dies <Cullen> Halo 3: Braaaaaaains <Cullen> wait, no <Cullen> Halo 3: Rebel Without A Pulse... IN SPACE! <@BOLL> Halo 3: I don't need that arm!
<Tex> so im reading urban dictionary <vector40> you fool. <KiP> go on <Tex> and i see my favorite KP entry ever <KiP> stop this story.
* BOLL climbs down from the throne <BOLL> GOOD MORNING MY PEOPLE! * Slith climbs onto the throne <Slith> GOOD MORNING BOLL * BOLL allows people to kiss his feet <BOLL> Hey! Traitor! * Slith is now known as KingSlith * BOLL orders the troops to... <BOLL> wtf... D: pwnt <KingSlith> I have secceeded you. * BOLL goes to the slave den <BOLL> :( * BOLL is now known as SlaveBOLL
<Konrad> I gave up being cool for lent <Konrad> Easiest lent ever
* KP sets mode: +b *!*Schooly_D@*.35269047.ADEA644.IP * Schooly_D[tSD] was kicked by KP (KP) <&KP> fae related offense
<KP> these modem lights are going to give me a fucking seizure <Peronthious> rofl <Hawaiian_Pig> with all your wonderous training and skills learned at bungie, you'd think you'd know how to handle a situation like that eh? <Hawaiian_Pig> blinking lights, the bane of KP. * Hawaiian_Pig writes it down <Peronthious> We have finally found his weakness! <Peronthious> Now... <Peronthious> to use this to our advantage...
* @eskay brushes up against HP suggestively <@HPasaurus> YOU DO NOT SEDUCE THE HP FOR PERSONAL GAIN
<Veegie> The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle. <HunterX11> Veegie: Tittles and virgules <HunterX11> what fun <HunterX11> i guess the division sign <Veegie> Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intraveinously <HunterX11> is kind of suggestive <HunterX11> Veegie: it's also an hallucinogen <Veegie> Fuck you and your counter-random facts.
<Ma1agate> and i would think that sharing the crazier stories would be more entertaining than the mundane. <Ma1agate> my bad. * Joins: Koot (Tre_koot@Borg-EC722839.sympatico.ca) <Hawaiian_Pig> I got LAID and you didnt! You kids dont get LAID enough! <Koot> ... <Hawaiian_Pig> hello. <Hawk7886> hah * Parts: Koot (Tre_koot@Borg-EC722839.sympatico.ca)
<vector40> I don't think goatrope was ever fully socialized into modern civilization. <goatrope> no <goatrope> I sit around playing video agmes
<BOLL> service, what's that? <Narcogen> The word that comes after "room"? <BOLL> ah <PfhorSlayer> "Service" is what Narc's mom did to me last night.
<Hawk7886> gutu looks like he belongs on a Wheaties box <Narcogen> or a milk carton <Hawk7886> or a wanted poster <iDno[GA]> or on a chopping block. <Jenkins> or in a pub <gutupio> or the ad of a male escort service?
<&haveblue> if I don't get my MOTHERFUCKING WEEKLY UPDATE I'm going to fly to seattle and BEAT FRANKIE TO DEATH WITH A LEAD PIPE
* KP sets mode: -q LouisWu * &KP thumps his chest <&KP> I AM ALPHA MALE
<Konbex> especially when the road is 25mph and is a school zone <Konbex> people think it's a 40 <c0ld> is it 55mph or kph ? <BOLL> mph <c0ld> its 70 here <c0ld> unlimited in germany <Dante^2> Germany ftw <Andz> its only unlimited so they can reach poland quicker <Andz> <_< <c0ld> rotflfl <c0ld> haha <Konbex> lol <Andz> "Why is the Blitzkreig failing soldier" "Sir its a 80kmph speed zone!"
<Geary> shut up. <&KP> don't listen to geary <&KP> however, shut up.
<@goatrope> also we should ban ross <KiP> why <@goatrope> why not? <%HunterX11> "This really isn't appropriate." "So?" "Gee...I hadn't thought of it that way." <@goatrope> precisely.
<eskay> HP, let's see you do diz' spider <eskay> ;) <Geary> THERE'S MOTHERFUCKIN SPIDERS IN THE IRC <eskay> in one try <eskay> lol geary <Hawaiian_Pig> SPIDERATTACK <Hawaiian_Pig> \||/ <Hawaiian_Pig> D:::: ) <Hawaiian_Pig> /||\ <Geary> owned * Geary squashes spider * Hawaiian_Pig wins <eskay> -<:>==========--- <eskay> snake ^^ <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <Hawaiian_Pig> snakes in motherfuckin irc <eskay> XD <Schooly_D[tSD]> WE GOT MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES <Geary> FUCKIN SNAKES <InspectorGadget> / \ <InspectorGadget> \ \ ,, / / <InspectorGadget> '-.`\()/`.-' <InspectorGadget> .--_'( )'_--. <InspectorGadget> / /` /`""'\`\ \ <-- irc.bungie.org has kicked InspectorGadget from #hbo (Flooding (Limit is 5 lines per 8 seconds)) <Geary> ROFL * Geary lawls <Hawaiian_Pig> jesus CHRIST <Hawaiian_Pig> ROFL <masterskill> XD <masterskill> Worth it <ZetaFox> LMFAO <ZetaFox> THAT WAS AWESOME <Geary> oh my dear god --> InspectorGadget (kyle_dn@Borg-6DA0FD28.va.shawcable.net) has joined #hbo <Geary> well played <Hawaiian_Pig> Slith f.t.w. <Geary> WELL PLAYED, sir
<Schooly_D[tSD]> Vinx is a feminine sounding name <KP> it's true. <Vinx> tsd sounds like a new kind of herpes <KP> OHHHHH
<Peronthious> People say that every time you masturbate, an angel dies. <DJRob[REK]> negative <Peronthious> I wonder what God does with all those dead angels. <DJRob[REK]> everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten <Peronthious> ah <Peronthious> that's it <DJRob[REK]> everytime god masturbates chuck norris kills a lion <Peronthious> rofl <KP> Everytime you don't shutup, I die a little inside.
<hal9000> nomatter how much moneys the goverment men put into education, 80% of it goes to athletics <KP> you've... proven the point <KP> inadvertently though it may be
<KP> why'd he point that out, is that a more common slang term than i was aware? <eskay> vagina <KP> yeah, i know <KP> but like, no one ever says that here <KP> or anywhere i've been. <eskay> I dunno <eskay> I think he was stretching it <KP> ... honestly. <eskay> ... <eskay> oh <eskay> ffs <eskay> argh
<Sneux_Duck> so today at school we had this guy talking about sexual predators online and crap like that for a good hour. and he said something like "girls don't put your pictures online. these freaks will only collect, trade and sell them" and i said a bit too loudly "gotta catch 'em all" <Sneux_Duck> he was the only one not laughing...
<KP> yo, Scaraby <Scaraby> hey KP <Scaraby> KP sorry about before <KP> you fucking should be. <Scaraby> I wasn't myself last time I signed on IRC <KP> that was very wrong of you <KP> to do <KP> that thing you did <KP> which was bad. <KP> that i fully recolledct. <Scaraby> Forgiveness? <KP> (what'd you do?)
<Letha1> Life is like a box of Chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get <Letha1> Until you look on the back. <Slith> Following that anology, I eat the chocolates, and therefore, life itself. <Slith> I eat, therefore I am <Slith> and you're not <Slith> so there
<Echoes> my dog's breath smells like dogchow
<%Lucifer7> if windows automatically restarts after an update <%Lucifer7> it boots into linux <%Lucifer7> humorous, but inconvenient
<Pinkuh> Banana Breat <Pinkuh> Bread* <Maria> I don't like walnuts, so I'll omit thme <Maria> them* <KP> chocolate chips are unnecessary <Maria> HP would say Banana Breast <Pinkuh> Try chocolate chips.... they make it OMG taisty <KP> it crossed my mind. <Heathen_Pig> it's true <HunterX11> I definitely haven't heard "boobies" thrice this hour <Pinkuh> oj yeah.... oven set to 350 <Heathen_Pig> wait... chocolate chips in banana bread? <Narcogen> That's another recipe... two breasts, one banana, some milk... stir and... I'll stop now. <KP> i always set the over to 350. <KP> mother. of. god. <HunterX11> Narc is a really johnny-on-the-spot there <HunterX11> I hope so, at least <Narcogen> Yeah, it stings if you get it in the eye. <Narcogen> At least, that's what people tell me.
<Trivia> What is Keyes first order to the Master Chief? <Trivia> Here's your hint, answer space: *** ******* *** *** **** <Geary> get cortana off the ship <Trivia> Winner: Hunter Geary Answer: Get Cortana off the ship Time: 7.871 Points: 667 Rank: 2nd * Trivia hands Geary 6-pack of icy beers for getting the last 5 questions! <Art_Vandelay> get cortana off <Art_Vandelay> fdsih'gsda <Geary> ew <Geary> ewwwww
<Dante^2> Whenever KP claims he is actually I nice, I like to direct everyone right here. http://quotes.pfordee.com/index.php?quote=1521 <Letha1> hah <KP> i really do resent that. <MasterCheifn> lol <Dante^2> We still love you KP <MasterCheifn> oh yeah <MasterCheifn> <3 <KP> it implies that i run ibo like a nazi, when i've got zero bans in #hbo and like 10 on the server level <Jenkins> this one's not in the quotes archive, but i saved it in a notepad file <Jenkins> <KP> every once in a while, MasterCheifn, i feel like squeezing your head until you die. <Letha1> roflmao <Dante^2> Naw, you don't run IBO like a nazi, you are a great admin <Letha1> rofl <KP> if i were a nazi, jenkins, i'd have said "every once in a while, MasterCheifn, i feel like systematically exterminating you and your kind" <KP> but i'm not so i didn't.
<%HunterX11> I had an ant farm once <%HunterX11> Those fuckers didn't grow shit
<KP> a coworker stabbed me in the chin with a tack the other day <KP> i bled and we laughed <SpartanSniper117> ouch <SpartanSniper117> lol <Ibeechu> Accident or on purpose? <Maria> lovely co-workers <KP> no, he asked if he could and i said yes <KP> that's typically a rhetorical question, it should've stayed that way.
<Schooly_D[tSD]> eskay said "box" <Schooly_D[tSD]> I'm going to cry <Hawaiian_Pig> lol <eskay> oh ffs * eskay is now known as eskAFK
<MAZ> I just kind of lurk here, and have not really been recognized, point being that most of you don't know me. <KP> i know you, maz. <MAZ> Whoa. <KP> for instance, maz, i know this interesting fact about you: [20:53:39] * [MAZ] is a registered nick <KP> also such intimate details as: [20:53:39] * [MAZ] idle 00:00:07, signon: Tue Apr 18 18:42:21 <KP> i've even seen you naked: [20:53:39] * [MAZ] is connecting from *@d207-82-143-18.bchsia.telus.net
<vector40> "According to the World Health Organization, more than 100 million acts of sex happen every day. Did you get yours? How was it?" <vector40> way to rub it in
<Echoes> P_40E <Echoes> I choose you! <P_40E> k <P_40E> t <Echoes> most illegal thing you've ever done? <P_40E> I clicked lots of "do not enter this site if you are 13/18 or under" sites when I was younger than those ages, that might be illegal <vector40> lol <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <Echoes> lmao <goatrope> haahahah
<Andz> why arent you at school? <Narcogen> Because I graduated twelve years ago? <Narcogen> Plus there's the whole restraining order thing.
<@hobo343> EWWWWWWWWW <@hobo343> OH FUCK <@hobo343> IT EXPLODED <@hobo343> FUCKRFUCJFA <@hobo343> DSG <@P_40E> in your mouth? <@hobo343> YWS <@hobo343> BRB <@hobo343> AFHG <Maria> LOL <@P_40E> rofl <Maria> You'd think he'd've took it out the first time <&haveblue> dare I ask what "it" is
<ricodued> Geary sucks so much, he once walked into a vacuum store and the manager tried to add him to inventory.
<Schooly_D> it's from the French "tome d'atos" <KP> no, it's not. <Schooly_D> it's from the Spanish "toma de altos"
<Schooly_D> hey guys, good news <Schooly_D> I've got VNC set up on this computer, so if I do something really heinous, I can evade a server ban <Schooly_D> once <haveblue> then we may as well ban you right now in case we need to again in the future <Lucifer7> uh <KP> i like haveblue's idea. <Lucifer7> wait <Geary> hb has a point <Lucifer7> it doesn't work that way <Peronthious> hb does have a point * Schooly_D has quit IRC (User is permanently banned (future evasion.)
<Geary> someone want to explain to me what exactly causes the lights to flicker but not go out during a thunderstorm? <KP> take it away, haveblue. <haveblue> elves <Schooly_D> I'm an electrical engineer <Geary> SHUT UP SCHOOLY <Geary> hb is on to something <Schooly_D> fine <Geary> go on, hb <haveblue> elves working in the filament mines <haveblue> they think the thunder distracts you <haveblue> so they can steal little chunks of tungsten without getting caught <haveblue> if you unscrew the bulb while it's flickering you might catch some <haveblue> then they'll lead you to the pot of gold
* eskay bans P for Pness <eskay> er <eskay> hm <eskay> dont say that out loud <eskay> :\
* Slith|War blows zeta <Slith|War> up
*philosophy discussion* <%Lucifer7> I just want to take this moment to let you know that none of you are qualified to talk about this. <%Lucifer7> </kevin paul impersonation>
<@Hawaiian_Pig> honestly, you're not even a real goat <Stefander> :O <@Hawaiian_Pig> and I dont see any ropes <@goatrope> you're not a pig <@Hawaiian_Pig> there I said it. <@goatrope> nor are you hawaiian <@Hawaiian_Pig> ....shit!
<Jenkins> i was volunteering at a children's shelter today, and there was a fisher-price my first computer type thing, and a three year old girl ran up to it and started shouting "INTERNET! INTERNET!" <Jenkins> funniest goddamn thing i've ever seen
<Geary> hmm... <Geary> I'm bored <Geary> entertain me <vec-out> !kick vec-out * vec-out was kicked by Lopez (Requested) * vec-out has joined #hbo <vec-out> ta-da. <Geary> ...well played
<Hawaiian_Pig> it just seems as though people don't want to wear my face <Hawaiian_Pig> I'm stumped as to why... <Maria> Hard to believe, yeah <Maria> you should buy one and wear it around <Hawaiian_Pig> I'm gonna <Maria> the pink one? <Hawaiian_Pig> actually my che HP shirt <Maria> Oh, and I didn't specify what from the store you'd buy. It's the g-string. Muahahah. <Hawaiian_Pig> lol * Joins: DJRob[REK] (poproxncok@Borg-A31E967A.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) <DJRob[REK]> hi <Hawaiian_Pig> I think i'd buy the thong if it had room for some 'goods' <Hawaiian_Pig> ...hey <DJRob[REK]> .....
<Stingraid> can it wait like, 2 minutes? <Stingraid> i'm trying to get off the phone with this guy >.> <Stingraid> he's.............. <Stingraid> special. <Stingraid> >____>
<Konbex> That's no moon... <Konbex> It's KP's ass
<Peronthious> I've played WoW a few times, <Peronthious> and I've found that it's basicly just IRC with monsters, items, and gold. <Peronthious> and graphics.
<&KP> "I would like to challenge u guys I think it would be fun how many players do we Need and is there superjumping allowed or no." <&KP> automatic disqualification
<gutupio> Anyone here live in Seattles? <gutupio> -s <KP> why do you ask? <vec-cui> no, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
* Hawaiian_Pig has quit (Connection reset by peer) * Hawaiian_Pig (HP@Borg-50825CDD.aei.ca) has joined #hbo <Peronthious> methinks HP's having internet troubles <Peronthious> He's reconnected several times tonight <insaneidiot> mb <insaneidiot> welcome back Hawaiian_Pig <Hawaiian_Pig> yeah, no shit. * Hawaiian_Pig came back to a screen full of notices saying "DISCONECTED" <Aaron_> Hey HP! Congrats! <HunterX11> get a client that spells better :P <Hawaiian_Pig> I'll kill you
<Hawk7886> luci... <Lucifer7> hawk, shut up, i know <Vinx> o_o <Hawk7886> I used to suspect that were you completely retarded, but now... <Lucifer7> IT'S NOT A SUSPICION ANYMORE, IS IT SONNY <Lucifer7> I THINK NOT MY GOOD MAN
--- Sam is now known as |-D <|-D> I am no longer "Sam" <|-D> I am..Teh shovel. <KP> you's a hoe.
<@Hawaiian_Pig> Will loves mansex <William_> We nicknamed my friend Clint "the Mansex." XD <@Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <Stefander> rofl <William_> It's fucking awesome. <@Hawaiian_Pig> oh shit im actually laughing out loud <William_> "Where's Kelbe?" "There he is.. and there's Mansex on his ass." <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol <William_> We yell, "MANSEX! HEY, MANSEX!" at him. <William_> Usually he quietly says, "Yep." <Stefander> rofl <ZexGX> rofl <@Hawaiian_Pig> lol, nice <William_> It was funny when we came up with it. We were at lunch and it went something like, "You look like a girl. You like gay sex, don't you?" "Not really." "No, he likes mansex." "NO! He likes the mansex." Then I said, "He is the Mansex." <William_> And it stuck. <ZexGX> hahaha <@Hawaiian_Pig> ahahaha <@Hawaiian_Pig> I love those kind of things <@Hawaiian_Pig> not mansex of course.
<@Narcogen> Leave it to Schooly to interpret the server's ban on #pedophilia as a personal slight.
<KP> i've met a lot of people from the internet, and it's always a lot smoother than you'd think. <goatrope> I'm referring to the gay sex <KP> you just slide right into it
<@goatrope> how about you go join a rumble hardcore game sor
<@goatrope> we'll see how you fare
<@goatrope> "i don't like rumble hardcore :("
<@goatrope> what a sissy
<%sorahn> THERE WAS NO FROWN IN THAT STATEMENT
<Letha1> It's like a cardboard box <Letha1> but without the cardboard. <Letha1> or the box. * Slith lives in one of those
<Geary> We've made the connection <Geary> Konrad is a russian <KP> the only connection to be made with konrad is the rainbow connection <KP> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<goatrope> hey, you hear about those teens who forced the kid into downloading warez? <goatrope> peer 2 peer pressure ahahha
* @Konrad (Konrad@Borg-3F099739.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Nickname collision due to Services enforced nickname change, your nick was overruled) * Konrad (Konrad@Borg-3F099739.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #hbo * Lopez sets mode: +o Konrad <@Konrad> D: <@HP> overruled. <@HP> you're out of order <@HP> this whole channel is out of order
<AppleSpray> oh ur funny luci <Lucifer7> i know <AppleSpray> fucking hillarious <Lucifer7> if hilarious = your mom
<Syko913> MY POST GOT LOCKED UP <Syko913> WE MADE A HALO2 DISC WITH HARDMODDED MAPS ON IT AND WERE SELLIN IT ONLINE,WE SOLD 400 COPIES ALREADY,OH N ITS GOT 2 NEW MAPS THAT I MADE ON IT <Jenkins> that's incredibly illegal <Syko913> BUT ITS FUN
<Platinum> Where is new york? <KP> that's ajoke <KP> that's a fucking joke <KP> say it right now <KP> SAY IT WAS A JOKE <Platinum> Like northwest or northeast <KP> northwest. <KP> right next to seattle. <Platinum> oh is it? <KP> yep. <Platinum> Wait <Platinum> No it isn't <Platinum> It's near water *Dante^2 dies from stupidity
<KP> i should update my resume "capable of higher degrees of whoritude than frankie" <LouisWu> you have to prove that before you can put it on your resume. <KP> heh <KP> one one se7en today gets a smile. not a laugh, but i'm a tough man to break <LouisWu> whore. not man. live the dream.
<AFKP> sort of like that feeling of getting kicked in the balls <AFKP> but without the feeling of getting kick in the balls <AFKP> if you catch my drift <AFKP> which, at times, is incomprehensible. <haveblue> like being kicked in the balls by a ghost
<Geary> come up with trivia for us KP! <KP> what does eskay look like? <vector40> she is 5' 11", 38C, dirty blond hair, green eyes, works out daily, can compute pi in her head to the 100th decimal place, has perfect pitch, and thinks I'm the funniest guy in the world <vector40> I know because of the mockup I made. <vector40> which may be inflatable. <KP> she's 5'7" * vector40 watches her deflate <vector40> you asshole.
<Aaron_> I mean ive spent...nearly 50 bucks the last three weeks driving them back and Forth to basketball practice <Aaron_> I already am <KP> make them pay <KP> bitch <KP> slap them the fuck around <Aaron_> And I put 200 on my credit card taking care of them <Aaron_> I AM going fucking insane! <KP> that's it! <KP> NOW GO STAB THEM <KP> YEAH <Aaron_> ... <Aaron_> I was thinking more along the line of teen rebelion <Aaron_> but...that works too..... <KP> NO <KP> TO THE CUTLERY!
<vec-out> http://quotes.pfordee.com/index.php?quote=1653 <vec-out> HAWAWAWAWAW <vec-out> where is he so I can LAUGH WITH HIM
<Slith> you guys suck. <vector40> not just anything we don't. <vector40> we have some standards.
<vector40> so I think we're doing the splinter cell dining hall infiltration this weekend. <KP> what's your objective? <PfhorSlayer> complete and utter nerdiness
<~Trivia> Of what did Marie Curie, the Nobel prize winning scientist who discovered radium, die on 4th July 1934? <~Trivia> Here's your hint, answer space: ********* ********* <corn> radiation <@Narcogen> radiation sickness <Geary> radiation poisoning <~Trivia> Winner: Geary Answer: radiation poisoning Time: 14.501 Points: 149 Rank: 3rd <@vector40> she died of irony
<KP|makincopays> it's synonymous with the democratic peace theory, apples. <vec-out> that democratic nations never make war with each other? <KP|makincopays> yes <haveblue> that no two nations with mcdonalds in them have ever fought a war <KP|makincopays> no, hb <KP|makincopays> that went out the window when our nato-sanctioned bombing of belarus began <haveblue> if they blew up the mcdonalds it's still technically true
<stan> I like how we have two parralel conversations; one dealing with video technology, one dealing with vaginally inserted birth control rings <Narcogen> blu-ray is the vaginally-inserted birth control ring of dvd formats.
<Slith> Party in my pants, you're all invited. <Slith> Actually, now that I think about it, parties tend to get pretty messy. <Slith> I'd rather go to someone elses party than host one. <Slith> Stop thinking that. <Pak> lmao
<&KP> i often feel that the "reason" field is an affront to my authority
* KP sets mode: +b ~n:*!*@Borg-CEB2A3B7.jetstream.xtra.co.nz <Michael_M> Oh shit :( <Michael_M> This isn't necessary :( <Jenkins> bye, Mike. <Michael_M> Please don't. * Michael_M is now known as I_link_cocks * Jenkins waves <&KP> you link cocks! <&KP> cocklinker!
<Vexxer91> gutupio, I wanna see! <-- Lopez has kicked Vexxer91 from #hbo (Watch your language!) <HP-AFK> wtf <AFKP> oh <AFKP> lol --> Vexxer91 (Vexxer91@Borg-966B0007.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #hbo <AFKP> hey gup <HP-AFK> lol <Vexxer91> um... <gutupio> hey <AFKP> remember when I added you to "the list" <AFKP> guess which one it was <Tex> haha <HP-AFK> rofl
<&KP> hb where do you live? <&KP> like an address <&haveblue> NYC <&KP> i ask purely out of curiosity. <Pak> and malice <Pak> curious malice <&KP> shutup <&haveblue> you'll just have to get to the city and start killing <&haveblue> you were planning on doing that anyway. admit it <&KP> well yeah <&KP> but i had priorities
<Mintz> It's now 12:17AM for me <Mintz> I've been watching LOST since 2:30pm <Mintz> Guys, I've been watching this for almost 10 hours straight <&haveblue> one might even say you... LOST track of time * &haveblue runs away
<%Lucifer7> i'm so glad i'm not drinking anything or i'd've gotten it all over this keyboard <@Narcogen> I can now consider this a day well spent.
<Poindexter_> buttsex <eskay> yay!
<Jenkins> crimson skies is pretty good. <Jenkins> it gets a bit repetitive, though <KP> your face is the repetitive one, bitch <KP> two nostrils? two eyes? two ears? totally symetric teeth? <KP> ridiculous, you disgust me.
<Slith> wELL, LOOKS LIKE i'M CRASHING. <Slith> i CAN'T SEE THE SCREEN ANYMORE, BUT i THINK i CAN STILL TYPE. <hal9000> quick, boot slith <hal9000> XD <Jenkins> i guess telling him he has caps lock on wouldn't do any good. <Slith> wINDOWS SUCKS. <vec-out> YOU'RE GETTING SMALLER, BUT I CAN STILL SEE YOU
* ~AFKP makes a note to self: no more searching for "Cream" torrents. music does not come back.
<AFKP> listen, the point is i have the biggest scrotum.
<vector40> ... <vector40> I just... <vector40> I just discovered something that looks important but I have no idea what it is. <goatcraft> linx <vector40> no, on my desk. <goatcraft> pix <vector40> it's a little... disk thing. <goatcraft> run it <vector40> not THAT kind of disk. <vector40> damn it you're not helping. <goatcraft> yes i am <goatcraft> pix
<Hawaiian_Pig> <gei> <Aaron_> XD <Hawaiian_Pig> </gei> <Hawaiian_Pig> way to go aaron.
* @Hawaiian_Pig lightens up the mood <@Hawaiian_Pig> http://quotes.pfordee.com/archive3.html#356
<AFKP> but i don't think any of you would know where it was anyways <AFKP> and it's like, my job to know stuff <Narcogen> KP> Wait, you quit Radio Shack?
<&KP> i've got logs, schooly, of 2 way conversations <&haveblue> logs of one-way conversations are boring
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<Schooly_D[tSD]> HunterX11, how do you spell "theater/theatre" <HunterX11> Schooly_D[tSD]: I go with "er" <HP[GA]> theatre ftw <KP> either is acceptable <Schooly_D[tSD]> the linguist has spoken <HunterX11> either is acceptable <Schooly_D[tSD]> stop speaking
<Dante^2> Someone compared Halo 2 to Call of Duty last night, I think we were in agreement that the main difference was No Nazis and In space...and then someone mentioned Kp, so, We were forced to change that to "less nazis"
* Joins: iluvhalo (HP@Borg-35529827.aei.ca) <iluvhalo> hey guys, do you like halo? <N1NJ4> probably not as much as you Iluv <N1NJ4> I mean, I don't say it in my name, so how could I have a chance? * talk of a LAN, and transportation... <iluvhalo> oh cool! I've always wanted to go to an HBO lan <iluvhalo> but I'm no regular... <iluvhalo> some day. * Cullen bites ilovehalo <iluvhalo> ew <Cullen> tastes like bacon <Cullen> canadian bacon <iluvhalo> SHIT * iluvhalo bails * Quits: iluvhalo (HP@Borg-35529827.aei.ca) (Quit: SQUEEEEEEEEAL)
<@P_40E[GA]> ban geary <Geary> wait * Geary is now known as NotGeary * HP[GA] sets mode: +b *!*@Borg-70146350.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net <@HP[GA]> ohsnap <@P_40E[GA]> what are you doing, man <@P_40E[GA]> that's clearly not geary <@HP[GA]> oh shit! * HP[GA] sets mode: -b *!*@Borg-70146350.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net
* sorahn[GA] steals one of goatropes arms and goes to sleep <@Narcogen> Guess you'll have to rename the clan Goatrope Arm <@goatrope[GA]> D: <@Narcogen> If you chase after sorahn to get it back, is that an arms race? <@goatrope[GA]> lol
* stan (stan@Borg-DB6515E7.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #hbo * Mintz pats stan on the back <Mintz> Welcome <@HP[GA]> stan rox <stan> thank you, good to be here <@HP[GA]> good to have you. <Mintz> Glad you could make it <stan> sure thing <@HP[GA]> so now that we'e all acquainted, I have a few questions for you <stan> alrighty, shoot <Mintz> Answer honestly <@HP[GA]> Mr. Stan, I hear you spent some time in the mountains of Tibet. So... I ask <@HP[GA]> how was the gay sex? <stan> warmed you up, that's for sure
<akba> I like men lol! <Hawaiian_Pig> yeah... that's getting quoted <Hawaiian_Pig> out of context <akba> Crap.... i <akba> CRAP
<AFKP> if i'm not awake by 10am, shoot me in the face. <P_40E> will do <HunterX11> facial gunshot <HunterX11> let's hope it doesnt get miswritten
<Michael_M> so <Michael_M> you guys into men?
<Snowy_Duck> heh i just realized <Snowy_Duck> hp = hewlett packard <Snowy_Duck> therfore <Snowy_Duck> hp = sux <Snowy_Duck> mwa ha ha <Snowy_Duck> owning by association! <Hawaiian_Pig> mwa <sorahn> and the last horse crosses the finish line
<Cullen|AFK> I had some about two months ago <Cullen|AFK> my mom offered it to me
<Pak> so, you've got retarded bones <zasx\grape> Pak: they're dense <Pak> exactly <Pak> BADUMTISH
<Tex> My breasts can be their own person <Tex> when combined <KP> your chest is not captain planet.
<insaneidiot> kp, would I get banned if i used the nick PotassiumPhosphide?
<Levi_Ultra> (
<haveblue> heh
<Geary> wtf Levi
<Geary> turn that frown upside down
<haveblue> that was supposed to be ":("
* Crassworm runs for the hills
<haveblue> it didn't get turned into a trailer parameter
<Shadow> hm?
<haveblue> becausae there's no space in it
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<haveblue> so the : was consumed by the server
<Geary> you're speaking gibberish to me, hb
<Geary> gotcha
<Geary> you could have said "The server ate his colon"
<Geary> but that sounds bad now that I said it
<Echoes> O.o
<haveblue> lol
<ricodued> F:\\Halo <Hawaiian_Pig> F:\\You <Lucifer7> F:\\U <ricodued> F:\\Your\\Mom\\.nightly\\inThe\\bin <Hawaiian_Pig> rofl <SpasticMoose> HP and Luci think the same <Lucifer7> almost eric <Lucifer7> almost. <ricodued> :( <ricodued> she wouldnt fit <ricodued> fat bitch <Lucifer7> rofl <SpasticMoose> XD <Hawaiian_Pig> lol <Lucifer7> /bin/sh - disk full <Peronthious> lol <ricodued> roflmao
<Maria> Instead of saying "I'm dizzy" the other day, I said, "I'm Matthew Cannon"
<KP> Boomerica (5:49:46 PM): ARE YOU DEAD? <KP> ricodued (5:50:20 PM): noes D: <KP> ricodued (5:50:24 PM): very much alive <KP> another life saved.
<dogchow> girlfriend called me puppychow <dogchow> wtf.
<gutupio> KP used to be 6'7" <gutupio> Til the accident... <gutupio> He'll know never to stick his legs in a lawnmower again <KP> that's nothing compared to where i stuck my penis <KP> your mom's vagina! <KP> now that was dangerous
<Hawaiian_Pig> that reminds me... if i ever get the chance to write something on a bomb, it'd have to be the ascii wang.
<SquintZ> Dumbass. <Zoph> shut up before i go Chuck Norris on your ass <Squintz> Man, I'll go Richard Simmons on your ass before you can even touch me! <PsychoChick> eric.. Richard Simmons is that gay dude.... <Zoph> you sick bastard!! <SquintZ> I meant Gene Simmons. I swear I meant Gene Simmons. <Zoph> none the less, i won't risk an anal rape. you win this round SquintZ
* Slith drinks her apple juice <Slith> *his
<Phantom> at list I can spell worth a damn <Phantom> least*
<Jenkins> NOTHING is worse than my humps
<Cullen> bvgfmkjju <Cullen> arrr <Cullen> that was my sister <joerandom> cullensux <joerandom> arrr <joerandom> that was my brother
<Cullen> ruled by boobs <KP> if that were true tex and pinkuh would have some sort of access. <Tex> ...we could <Tex> and kp could have access <Tex> to the boobs <Tex> unlimited <KP> harhar. <goatrope> too bad he's into guys. * goatrope <-
<Mike_M> wtf, sorahn made me do it. I'm not kidding, either. He msg'd me to do a /mkick, and being the gullible fool I was, I took the bait. <vector40> it must be tough being spineless. <vector40> can you kill a man for me? <Mike_M> sure.
<%Lucifer7> I need to use the restroom and I'm thirsty. Both require taking paths that will likely wake up my parents. <@goatrope> oh goodness <@goatrope> do you not see the obvious joke you just set yourself up for? <@goatrope> it's so painful i don't even want to say it <@goatrope> sor, you want to take a crack at it? <snorahn> that one looks like a k:line waiting to happen for anyone who mentions it <%Lucifer7> goatrope, considering that urine is clean for the first few minutes, that's not a half-bad idea. <@goatrope> ...........
<goatrope> this is so hard <goatrope> <insert penis joke from the peanut gallery>
<%Hawaiian_Pig> I wonder.... if John MacLean fought John Rambo <%Hawaiian_Pig> who would win? <ZexGX> chuck norris, of course
<vector40> hmm. you have kids, hunter? <HunterX11> not that i know of <HunterX11> unless my semen has been surreptitiously stolen <HunterX11> which, let's face it, we can't rule out <vector40> no, I feel like we can rule it out. <vector40> remember the trifecta. <vector40> means. <vector40> opportunity. <vector40> ... motive.
<nilsHaus> BALLZ <nilsHaus> out * nilsHaus has left #hbo <ricodued> "ballz, out" what a strange way to sign out. <Lucifer7> yeah <Lucifer7> i'm hungry <eskay> ...
<ricodued> I faked sick so I could watch the MacWorld keynote
<Hawaiian_Pig> psssh you engineered like an....engineer on....engineering juice
* Zoph|BombBuilding has joined #TFS <Zoph|BombBuilding> I hate school so much right now -.- <Xalor> O_O <PsychoChick> o.O <SquintZ> o_o <Zoph|BombBuilding> umm......... * Zoph|BombBuilding is now known as Zophory <Zophory> I swear to God that that was in no way related....
<Art_Vandelay> p_40E, I think goatrope has a pizza fetish <Art_Vandelay> when I was with him he kept putting leftover pizza in his pants :s <P_40E> lol <P_40E> he bought me pizza a couple times when I was with him <Art_Vandelay> :o <Art_Vandelay> I knew it! <Art_Vandelay> all we ate was pizza when I was with him <Art_Vandelay> hrm...very suspicious <ICE|DOA3> I don' think its a fetish, I think he just likes pizza too much <Art_Vandelay> I first met him eating pizza... <Art_Vandelay> again...suspicious... <P_40E> I bought him pizza when he was at my house, too :o <Art_Vandelay> ::oooo <Art_Vandelay> and he kept trying to get me to call him "my lil canadian bacon"
<vec-out> I always pop my head in here right when people are talking about me <vec-out> what this makes me wonder is if I'm just very lucky or you guys are fucking ALWAYS talking about me
<Michael_M> Pman: Luci's fifteen - how cool is that? <Michael_M> He knows more than most twenty year-olds <HunterX11> I know more than most 15-year-olds, and I'm merely 20
<Coot> what does it mean if your a procrastonator or something liek tht <Zophory> coot: I'll tell you later
<Jenkins> havent seen die hard either, actually <Michael_M> wtf. <Michael_M> Now that's just sad. <Hawaiian_Pig> ...die Jenkins <Hawaiian_Pig> die hardly
--- HalfYellowBird gives channel half-operator status to KP <HalfYellowBird> out of LUFF <Demonic> half op? Only HALF OP? <KP> yeah let's upgrade --- KP gives channel operator status to KP <HalfYellowBird> :O <Waffles> fuck that <KP> eh, this is nice <KP> but i prefer something with more room --- Waffles removes channel operator status from KP --- KP sets mode +a #TEHEYES! KP <HalfYellowBird> :() <KP> eh <Der_Krieger> how did you do that?! <Waffles> noez! <HalfYellowBird> ZOMG <Der_Krieger> H4X! <KP> this is roomy <KP> but i prefer a bit more class <Der_Krieger> :D <Waffles> n()ez! --- KP sets mode +q #TEHEYES! KP <KP> ah <Waffles> :( <KP> this one's juuuuuuuuuust right <HalfYellowBird> lol <sic6sic> hahaha <Demonic> lol <KP> bit squished though --- KP sets mode -q #TEHEYES! Waffles <Demonic> abuse of power to the EXTREME! <KP> ah <KP> that's better <Russian07> :O OWNED <Der_Krieger> rofflwpwnt <Demonic> pwnt
<FrensaGeran> emo is the type of person alot of people are, but no one admits to being. Like the Italian Mafia, but more self mutilation and crying.
<eskay> .......arghhhh * KP nods to eskay * eskay is now known as eskAFK <KP> no, eskay <KP> you make the problem go away <KP> not yourself. <KP> i'm greatly disappointed.
* Geary jams to Everyday, by Dave Matthews Band * Pak jams to strawberry, by smuckers
<HalfYellowBird> Volkswagen is coming out with a new car <HalfYellowBird> and my dad drove it <HalfYellowBird> google image the Volkswagen GX3 <HalfYellowBird> it RAPES <Art_Vandelay> why would you want a car that rapes? <Art_Vandelay> isn't that like...a bad thing? <Art_Vandelay> I mean seriously, how did that word become a word that could be used positively.... <Art_Vandelay> why not make every word have a positive spin <Art_Vandelay> OMG, THAT CAR TOTALLY MOLESTS SMALL CHILDREN!
<HP[GA]> man, i fucking need to learn to tpye <Mintz> HP, that's so getitn quoted <Mintz> dammit <HP[GA]> gj
<Chmeee> good god, there are 12 new users <Hawk7886> only 12? <Geary> Boxer: how can you tell that? <Chmeee> well, I can count <Geary> oh, you just went down the userlist? <Chmeee> and I can remember most of the names in the chat <Geary> heh <Chmeee> so, it's a simple process of not being stupid <Geary> ....you've lost me <Chmeee> thought as much <Geary> rofl
<KP> my initials are on my backpack <KP> it's the coolest <Hawaiian_Pig> ...you have a Kim Possible Backpack?
<@P_40E[GA]> omg it's a sorahn <%BirthdayPhantom> I read about those in history books! <sorahn[GA]> :o <sorahn[GA]> WHERE <%BirthdayPhantom> I've never seen one up close! * sorahn[GA] looks <@Narcogen> You'll often find them hiding in the cool shade of an overturned Wraith. <@Narcogen> Observe: * @Narcogen flips a Wraith on sorahn <%BirthdayPhantom> haha <sorahn[GA]> :(
<AFKP> anyone ever bought a used book and found that the person who owned it previously was actually a moron who seemingly highlights random shit? <vector40> yes. <vector40> "turns out everything in this book except indefinite articles was important."
<Konrad> Then I spent four seconds thinking about the first Perfect Dark and said "Wait... this game is horrible" <Narcogen> In other words, you thought it was good as a game on its own, until you thought of a better one? <Pak> I thought marble blast was good <Pak> but then I remembered halo
<Tarzan> hey, do will still have that thing that your a mod on your birthday? <goatrope> stopped it yesterday <goatrope> probably starting up tomorrow though <Tarzan> Well tis mine on Wednesday <goatrope> oh, typo <goatrope> we're never doing it again
<insaneidiot> gj mike, you emo man <Mike_M> this, in itself, deserves a quote. <insaneidiot> i am not emo. <insaneidiot> fuck you. <Konrad> gonna blog about this, ii? <insaneidiot> fuck you all :(
<&haveblue> 420p smoke widescreen every day
<zasx\grape> geary? right? <zasx\grape> what the hell <zasx\grape> hell's freezing over <Geary> Luci? being a loser? <Geary> everything is normal...
<Mike_M> KP, requesting kicks <&KP> negative ghost rider, pattern is full.
<insaneidiot> man <insaneidiot> lans are fun as hell <%Lucifer7> i know <%Lucifer7> you can transfers all this data
<c0ld> we need a new banning system <c0ld> a system that lets the banned user post on the forum <c0ld> but is only visable to them
<Snowy_Duck> well then why do people quote proverbs? <Snowy_Duck> those are obvious and useless at the same time <Snowy_Duck> sort of like my penis
<Mike_M> I just woke up with the worst sunburn ever. <HunterX11> sleep inside mb <HunterX11> wait, there's no sun at night <HunterX11> nvm
<vector40> grossman talks about the symbolism of the facial in "on killing" <stan> you seem to be well versed in all things ejaculate <vector40> what can I say. <stan> I have no idea
<EternalSlayer> You're smarter than the average American. <KORHAL> Of course, I'm canadian.
<Maria> druggie <Lucifer7> i'm not as think as you drugged i am <Lucifer7> er <Lucifer7> drugged* think* <Maria> XD
* Joins: vector40 (garyoto@Borg-CB9ECCE1.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) <vector40> wait, wait, lemme get this straight. <vector40> you do the hokey pokey, then you WHAT?
<Lucifer7> np: Shakira - Whenever, Wherever @ 128kbps (0:44/3:18) <KP> i like that song, but don't tell anyone.
<haveblue> if you want a realistic military game make one that uninstalls itself and destroys the CD the first time you die
* Hawaiian_Pig drinks his sperm away with mountain dew
<Littlebigman> i know im sick as hell <Littlebigman> but still <KP> you better be at school tomorrow <KP> no excuses <KP> like "there is none" <Littlebigman> cause its saturday <Littlebigman> lol <KP> "it's a saturday" <Littlebigman> lol <KP> "it's christmas eve" <KP> all bullshit
<William_> My mom thinks my bangs are getting too long. <Jenkins> Yeah, she thinks my bangs are getting too long too. Her husband might show up.
<@eskay> clearly I am capable of reaching behind me and grabbing the stick
<Schooly_D> I thought it was my turn <HunterX11> Schooly_D: alphabetical <Schooly_D> I'll alphabetize your face
