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- KittenpixxKittenpixx! :D kingphreak's awesome petspix page.
- The Geary Sux PageThe website dedicated to informing the world of how the HBO community member, Geary, sucks.
- Ben's homepageA website for the second cutest cat on the intarweb.
- Annoying pageAn attempt to create the most annoying page on the internet. Created by searching geocities for 'omg' and picking the best things.
- PixMy leet pix.
- goatrope.pfordee.com"Best website ever" -me
- Halo for PSPHalo-related articles viewable on the PSP, by Mintz
- irc.pfordee.comNew IRC server! Join it!
<Littlebigman> its really lightnering <Littlebigman> ACK <MC_vince> cya lbm <Eric> ok <Eric> later * Littlebigman has quit IRC (omgomgogmogmogm-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT) <Eric> JESUS CHRIST <Eric> finally <Eric> thought he'd never leave
<KORHAL> i'll ask him if he can bring you back <HipboyScott> how you going to ask a bot to bring me back? <KORHAL> ... <KORHAL> Lopez is a BOT?! <HipboyScott> ... <HipboyScott> why do you think he's called Lopez? <KORHAL> i just thought it was a person who liked Halo to much
* P_71W looks around * P_71W sees LBM * P_71W has quit IRC (HBO: Still running for Governor of California!)
<KP> hey louis, did you get my pms by any chance <LouisWu> you have pms, kp? <LouisWu> I thought you were male? <amaroq> pms is contagious?
<nof> DId you guys see my response to K-Twizzy <nof> ? <KP> nope <KP> link <nof> carnage.bungie.org
<BOLL> When Halo2 ships, and I have inserted it into my xbox, I'll remove the eject button.
<Konrad> Haven't gotten around to kicking KP <Konrad> But I'm getting there * Konrad was kicked by KP (but until then...)
<+Promodo> Well, that's comforting to know about your X-Box. <+Promodo> CAUTION: Visible and invisible laser radiation while open. Do not stare into the beam or view directly with optical instruments, and avoid excess exposure <+Promodo> On that yellow sticker on top of the x-box. <@haveblue> that's not as much fun as the warning in the manual that if it falls down it could seriously injure small children <@haveblue> lolhueg
<Revan> cold has underlying psycological problembs <CoLd_BlooDed> that's okay <CoLd_BlooDed> psychological... no <CoLd_BlooDed> mental... no <CoLd_BlooDed> physical... no <CoLd_BlooDed> psychological... yes <CoLd_BlooDed> oh, wait
* retsamolah pokes Lopez * retsamolah was kicked by Lopez (No Poking, Dammit.)
<PfhorSlayer> Warning: IRC impedes your ability to reproduce.
<KP> i'm gonna go <KP> but i'm not going down alon <KP> i'm taking someone with me * Konrad was kicked by KP (KP) * KP (~kpaul@homelan-15A93C65.adsl.snet.net) Quit (Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.)
<LouisWu> konrad - that really never gets old. amazing. <Konrad> Unlike you, Wu * Konrad was kicked by LouisWu (LouisWu)
<kingphreak> If I say rofl 4 times, and then eric says it.. he'll get kicked <Littlebigman> do it kingphreak <kingphreak> rofl <kingphreak> rofl <kingphreak> rofl * kingphreak was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time ) <Eric|GoPistons> rotfl
<Tophat> have ya'll seen in the inside of the g5? <haveblue> and it's easier to sleep with them <haveblue> ...with them in the room
<Eric|MPO> i got the greatest card for my dad <Eric|MPO> Front cover: "Happy fathers day, dad! You made me what I am today!" Inside: "My God! How can you sleep at night!?"
* Geary hopes the general mood had brightened <Littlebigman> it has geary <Geary> yayz <Littlebigman> now its time for our orgy <Littlebigman> of seckz <Geary> ... <Littlebigman> and love * Geary has quit IRC
--- SC_DNO is now known as four <SC_CJ> stfu dno --- four is now known as SC_DNO <SC_DNO> stfu CJ <SC_CJ> DNO change back <SC_DNO> hmm?? <SC_CJ> change to three rather <SC_CJ> i wanna be four --- SC_DNO is now known as three --- Lopez sets ban on *!*@homelan-1D7FB343.direcpc.com <-- Lopez has kicked three from #hbo (nick flood)
<narcogen> I see that you're insecure about having insecurities.
<goatrope> bad: parents have declared "No computer/games/internet until finals are over" <goatrope> and hence why i've got an english essay open at the moment <goatrope> a quick jab of the alt+tab key and the auto-hide feature of the start bar saves me. <Hawk7886> command+m mb <goatrope> i've got mouse5 bound to that : ) <goatrope> but it's kinda suspicious when every time they walk into the room, i'm just staring at my desktop
* goaty|webersiting warezes kazaa
--> Littlebigman (Littlebigm@homelan-2832E315.umrion01.pa.comcast.net) has joined #hbo --- ChanServ gives voice to Littlebigman <Littlebigman> Im so happy <SC_CJ|Fooooood> we don't care
* KP has joined #hbo * ChanServ sets mode: +h KP * KORHAL has quit IRC (boring as usual) <KP> if only korhal would quit everytime i join...
<vector40> Hey, are people from there called New Zealots?
<Bageldog> slow <Bageldog> slow <Bageldog> slow <Bageldog> suck it lopex * Bageldog was kicked by Warbow (stop repeating)
<Littlebigman> is the hotline back up? <Littlebigman> hello, anybody? <William> LBM, if you can't connect, IT'S NOT UP. <William> Is that simple enough? <Littlebigman> Yah, well I didnt even do anything for it yet <Littlebigman> The link says could not be found <William> See above. <Littlebigman> and im not sure if its up to date or not so if you wouldnt mind, stop yelling at me! <William> See above. <Littlebigman> "\No resource associated with "hotline" could be located in the Library" <William> See above. <Littlebigman> stfu William <William> ....see above? <Littlebigman> whats the hotline like anyway? <TobyDillman> Hot <narcogen> and linear <TobyDillman> Linearly warm, as it were <Littlebigman> whats the hotline like <TobyDillman> LBM: See above * William high-fives Toby.
* Joins: Tyler_Durdan (~Red_eagle@homelan-1D7FB343.direcpc.com) <SC_DNO> well i would be tyler durdan <Eric> I've been looking for you, Tyler.... <SC_DNO> you know, fight club? <Eric> YOU DO NOT SPEAK OF FIGHT CLUB <SC_DNO> what? <SC_DNO> you dont like...FIGHT CLUB! <Eric> STFU ABOUT FIGHT CLUB <Eric> RULE 1: DO NOT SPEAK OF FUCK CLIB <Eric> ... <Eric> and on that typo, I'm going to leave
<Littlebigman> ugh I hate SCPT * TobyDillman (~MeanPeopl@homelan-3132F78.client.comcast.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v TobyDillman <Littlebigman> Im so bad at it <TobyDillman> Sex? <Eric> lol <Littlebigman> no toby <TobyDillman> You sure? <Eric> that too, toby <Littlebigman> Wait eric, was i playing with you or devin? <Littlebigman> i didnt see <TobyDillman> Was it dark?
<Boxer[Subnova]> I don't want to goto work tonight <PfhorSlayer> So stay home. <PfhorSlayer> Feign death <PfhorSlayer> "Sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I'm dead."
<nof> Hmmmm... Konrads name is still purple. <nof> Did you voice me KP? <kingphreak> did somebody hear nof? <KP> nope <kingphreak> I swear I did.
<Konrad> I think I've experienced something along these lines <Konrad> http://bash.org/?268981">http://bash.org/?268981 <KP> well we know it's not about sex * KP clicks
<vector40> Paraphrasing should really be the act of dropping small groups of words behind enemy lines...
<two> wait a second <two> vector made a joke that was funny? <two> who the hell are you and how did you steal vector's nick <vector40> Everybody here laughs at my jokes. <vector40> It's great. <vector40> Why do you think I hang out here.
<vector40> Your grandmother is busy, though. <Lucifer7> with who <Eric> ME <Eric> LOLZLOLZ <Lucifer7> EW * Eric sleeps now <P_40E> have fun sleeping with that image in your head <Eric> ... <Eric> goddamni <Lucifer7> yeah <Lucifer7> picture a grandmother <Lucifer7> all nice and old <Lucifer7> alllll over you <amaroq> yeah, seriously, my grandmother's gotta be 90 years old <vector40> I love how I implied nothing at all untoward, yet sowed the seeds of unrest.
<Cullen> my friend is a dumbass... he thinks the white triangle things on the BG bases are grunts... <Cullen> and the back of the pistol is the jackals head <Cullen> I keep telling him that there's a resemblance there, but it wasn't on purpose <Cullen> and he says that I'm just getting pissed off that he found something that I didn't <SC_CJ|AFK> ... <Cullen> how do you "find" something that's in plain view? <SC_CJ|AFK> tell him he's the stupidest person since cullen <Cullen> it was never hidden in the first place! <SC_CJ|AFK> i mean since..k-twizzy
<Konrad> I think my house would explode if I had more than 10 or 15 xbox's running in close proximity <haveblue> yeah that's because any building would explode if you tried to shove 15 xboxes in it <haveblue> lolhueg
<shunji> Kamikaze instructor to students: "Pay attention, 'cause I'm only going to show you this once."
<-- DeimosFawkes (~3of9@78473B4.DCA86A6.790E208E.IP) has left #HBO (I don't feel like talking to you anymore.) <Eric> yeah, well, fuck you
<LittleSkinnyMan> whenever im on XBL and i tell someone about halo <LittleSkinnyMan> they say know any good sites <LittleSkinnyMan> and i go yah, halo.bungie.org <LouisWu> I hope you say 'r.net' <LouisWu> oh. silly you.
<Verdafolio> if we make soem KP knee jokes we can get in for sure <CoLd_BlooDed> oh yes <CoLd_BlooDed> KP's knee is so bad... * CoLd_BlooDed gives up and makes fun of Verda instead. <CoLd_BlooDed> Verda's knee is so bad...
* Warbow opens the wallet, finds no cash and hands it to the crack dealer staggering by. <nof> omg my credit cardz!! * Konrad buys new processor using nof's credit card <nof> Konrad is a crack dealer? <P_40E> omg... Konrad's a crack dealer? :o <mercury> konrad's a crack dealer?
* KP wears spandex and hides NOTHING <P_40E> D: D: D: <KP> that's the typical reaction
<-- KP has quit (Ping timeout) * Eric high fives Ping <KORHAL> lol <Eric> one down, six to go * KORHAL counts on fingers <KORHAL> hes right! <Eric> damn stright im right <KORHAL> stright? hehe <KORHAL> eric made a booboo <Eric> DAMN STRAIGHT <KORHAL> :P <Eric> DAMN STRAIGHT I SAID STRIGHT! I MEANT IT TOO!
<haveblue> what do you need louis for? <KORHAL> how sex mb? <Konrad> hot sex mb? <Konrad> wtf <KORHAL> indeed
Littlebigman has been punched/kicked/bitten by 14.366412 grunts/elites/women during his lifetime <KORHAL> * Littlebigman has been punched/kicked/bitten by 14.366412 grunts/elites/women during sex
* Lopez sets mode: -b *!*@homelan-2008a754.vf.shawcable.net <kingphreak> and in about 45 seconds, lopez will do it again <kingphreak> :D <kingphreak> just watch * Lopez sets mode: -b *!*@homelan-2729d82e.ipt.aol.com
<nof> -1 point from kingphread for saying that he won every though I didn't get to play <kingphreak> :( * kingphreak gives nof complementary blankie <Boxer[Subnova]> 3 points for nof for throwing grammer to the wind <kingphreak> -1 from boxer for mispelling grammar
<kingphreak> How much can you bench? lol <SC_DNO> 20...30 * SC_DNO coughs <SC_DNO> grams * SC_DNO coughs
<William> Someone say "WIND!," damnit. We're summoning Captain_Planet. <kingphreak> FIRE <William> king, it's WIND. <Uriel> CRACK! <William> Say WIND. <kingphreak> Oh. <kingphreak> MAPLE SYRUP <kingphreak> err. <kingphreak> WINDO <William> Say WIND. <William> There. <William> Someone say FIRE now., <William> .* <XLNC> to the WINDO......to the WALLL <William> XL, say "FIRE!" <XLNC> SHISKA! <William> NOEZ! FIRE! <XLNC> same thing <William> NOEZ! SAY FIRE! <William> Bluestone, say FIRE. <Bluestone> Huh? <William> Just say it. v.v <Warbow> FIRE <Bluestone> Em <Bluestone> Ok <Bluestone> FIRE!!!!! <William> Okay, Bluestone, say "HEART!" <William> No, say HEART now. <haveblue> PANTS <Bluestone> HEART <William> Someone say WATER and we're home free! <Bluestone> ..... <William> haveblue, say WAER. <William> WATER* <haveblue> I already said an element <William> You did? <Bluestone> FIRE ain't an element <William> Are you sure? <William> Just say it. <Bluestone> LITHIUM! <William> I don't think you have. v.v <Bluestone> OXYGEN! <William> WATER, someone. <William> XLNC, yell "WATER!" <kingphreak> OPIUM <haveblue> so far we have earth, fire, crack, maple syrup, wind, shiska, fire again, pants, heart, lithium, oxygen, and opium <haveblue> what captain does that make? <Bluestone> CAKE! <William> haveblue, damn't, just say "WATER!" <RossMills> MANA! <haveblue> no <Bluestone> lol <haveblue> because captain planet sucks <RossMills> BREAK WIND William (~texas_wil@homelan-D5E7524.ipt.aol.com) is now known as William|NOEZ <RossMills> PASS WATER <William|NOEZ> WATER KPizzle (~kpaul@homelan-D64F9A1.adsl.snet.net) is now known as Captain_Planet <Captain_Planet> Through your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! <William|NOEZ> lmao William|NOEZ (~texas_wil@homelan-D5E7524.ipt.aol.com) is now known as William <haveblue> more like captain #HBO <haveblue> look at what we used to make you <William> He's going to be so pissed when he comes back. XD <William> * Captain_Planet is now known as KP <William> * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-5D563D7.adsl.snet.net <William> * KP was kicked by Lopez (nick flood)
<dogchow33> I vote to ban KP from #HBO <dogchow33> anyone with me? * KP sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-333DFD93.bowie01.md.comcast.net <dogchow33> thanks <KP> i vote to ban dogchow33 <kingphreak> lol <KP> my vote counts twice <KP> i win
<KP> hello lone female in the room whom i feel obligated to greet in hopes of physical contact
* Littlebigman is gonna hold off on t2h sex <kingphreak> :/ <kingphreak> thank god. <Eric> yeah <Eric> we dont need lbm jrs running around
<kingphreak> iBox? <kingphreak> xPod?
* MC_vince makes a joke about KP, so he is garenteed to get on P's quote page
* Eric is listening to (M)(A) Two young girls slurp (1) (FREEPORN FREE PORN) <Eric> .... <Eric> NO IM NOT
<SC_DNO> i have a sign on my gate that says "PRIVATE PROPORTY! Any and all tresppassors will be violated"
<goatrope> Eric, you live in michigan right? <Eric> yep <goatrope> hmm <Eric> ? <goatrope> long shot..but you might live near my cousin <Eric> oh? <Eric> What city? <goatrope> marquette <Eric> ... <goatrope> ah, there it is <goatrope> 4 Grove Hill Ct. <goatrope> Marquette, MI 49855 <Eric> stfu <goatrope> close? <Eric> ... <Eric> HOLY SHIT <Eric> I LIVED AT 2 GROVE HILL CORT <goatrope> WHA? <William> o.O <Eric> is his name Andrew by any chance? <goatrope> ..no <Eric> whats his name? <Eric> age? school? <goatrope> his name is LOLHAXED <Eric> ... <Eric> dick head
* nof is away * MC_vince imagines nof flying off like superman
<nof> don't you have a daughter to raise or something? <Gil27> who <nof> you <Gil27> ... <Gil27> im 15 <Gil27> no <KP> well get to it <KP> slacker
<KP> a/s/l narc? <narcogen> 32, yes, wherever
<KP> 30 helens agree, i should play some HCE <nof> KP go play, kill and be free, for you won't find a server with me <nof> I lost my key, silly me, now I'm stuck with XBC <narcogen> oh my lord, how can it be, that now they rhyme on I R C <nof> stfu Narc, don't be rude, I'm am just trying to be funny d00d * nof is happy he used stfu in a poem
<KP> holy fucking graphic card issues batman! <narcogen> That's what you get for buying a graphics card from a guy in tights, KP
<goatrope> * Michael_M is now known as Mike|PlanetHL <goatrope> * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-3B07ECC.dialup.clear.net.nz <goatrope> * Mike|PlanetHL was kicked by Lopez (nick flood) <goatrope> ding ding ding ding ding <William> * Captain_Planet is now known as KP <William> * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-5D563D7.adsl.snet.net <William> * KP was kicked by Lopez (nick flood) <KP> oh yah... that was funny... <William> ding ding ding ding ding * William was kicked by KP (KP) * William (~texas_wil@homelan-2CB10796.ipt.aol.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v William * William was kicked by KP (KP) * William (~texas_wil@homelan-2CB10796.ipt.aol.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v William * William was kicked by KP (KP) <goatrope> heh * William (~texas_wil@homelan-2CB10796.ipt.aol.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v William * Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-2CB10796.ipt.aol.com * William was kicked by Lopez (banned: join flood) <KP> ding ding ding ding
<Hawk7886> hit the button <MereCatfish> no <Hawk7886> yes <Hawk7886> mere <Hawk7886> touch it <MereCatfish> no hawk <MereCatfish> hmnn <Hawk7886> TOUCH! * MereCatfish touches the button *** Signoff: Hawk7886 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by MereCatfish))) <MereCatfish> cool
* Konrad goes to play BF1942 to kill people on the other team, which is just as good
<LBM|XBC|AFK> why cant i connect to someone?! <FrensaGeran> because you always put up a barrier to hide from people <FrensaGeran> you need to let go.
<nof> Google does not actively spy on my activities with gmail, they don't data mine me, and if they did good, I'm tired of seeing ads and solicitations that I don't have any interest in. <FrensaGeran> but don't you WANT to enlarge your penis?
<Konrad> I seriously spent 20 minutes in Staples looking for staples <Konrad> I checked every row twice <Konrad> I went to the cashier, asked <Konrad> THEY WERE OUT <Konrad> how the fuck do you run out of staples when your store is named Staples
<FrensaGeran> well 343 doesn't have a schlong either <FrensaGeran> so shut it <Konrad> 343GS has loads of RAM <Konrad> therefore he has a huge virtual dick <Konrad> according to XLNC
<SC_CJ> Eric, programmers law. Never code when drunk, in pain, or just after you've been shot. Or you may end up like Pfhor <Nick> SC_CJ, psychotic, detatched, and insane?
<FrensaGeran> god I'm an ass. <FrensaGeran> I'm sorry to everyone I've insulted. <FrensaGeran> You're all a bunch of donkey raping shit eaters. <FrensaGeran> gah!
<FrensaGeran> "*ring ring* Hello?" (Hey Toby, it's your computer. Just wanted to tell ya your crotch is smaller than my ram stick. Bye) <TobyDillman> Whoa, creepy. That's what happened last week <TobyDillman> Like, exactly <TobyDillman> And my comp's only got 256 meg...
* Tactic cries * Tactic slips on the tears and falls out of the channel * Tactic (~Your@homelan-40A58A6.satx.rr.com) has left #HBO
<amaroq> In Soviet Russia, the bad joke overuses YOU!
<Captain_Planet> i am shocked and appauled <MikeMan445> apparently you're not Captain Spelling <MikeMan445> ;) <Captain_Planet> you're not captain heterosexuality either, are you
<Speedy357> god i hate my girlfriend's little brother. <Speedy357> just talking to her on msn, and all of a sudden, random messages start coming up on my screen <Speedy357> and since she's a fairly random person, it takes me about 3 minutes to realize it's not her. <Speedy357> then at that time i realize i told a 13 year old boy that i love him. <Speedy357> and proceed to threaten to castrate him
<William> XL, say "FIRE!" <XLNC> SHISKA! <William> NOEZ! FIRE! <XLNC> same thing
<Konrad> Sarge goes "who wants a piece of me!" and then the grenades strapped to his leg blows up <Konrad> Like KP, except black <Konrad> And cool
<Konrad|Category_3> KP? <KP> what <Konrad|Category_3> oh nothing, just making sure you lose focus on whatever you were doing <KP> joke's on you * Konrad|Category_3 (Konrad@homelan-27A887EC.client.comcast.net) Quit (or is it?) <KP> yes, it is
<SnipersLaww> ô¿ô <SnipersLaww> but i dont wanna be on top <SnipersLaww> i cant relax that way
<XLNC|Werk> we all took the uncool oath the minute we joined #hbo <Gil27> lol <P_40E> X has it :) <Stefander> =) <Warbow> hell, i took it years before I found HBO
<nof> pizza is here! <nof> brb <nof> time for eating <P_40E> send some to me <Konrad> I'm closer <KP> -c <Konrad> i'm loser ? <KP> +a <Konrad> -_-
<Stuntmutt> Let me see... <Stuntmutt> I intend to make a short trip to a place that provides sustenance for recompense. <Stuntmutt> I shall prevail upon them to prepare a sandwich, the constituent parts of which shall be a fried egg and rashers of bacon. <MikeMan445> At that place, you will provide the wherewithall for a transaction of funds in exchange for a meat and poultry product? <MikeMan445> I see. <Stuntmutt> aye.
* Hawk7886 sets mode: +f You
* KP (~kpaul@homelan-10DB59EF.adsl.snet.net) has left #HBO (eric) * KP (~kpaul@homelan-10DB59EF.adsl.snet.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +h KP <Konrad> wtf <Konrad> liez <Konrad> KP can not hop
<Michael_M> I just thought a good idea for a good Weird Al Yankovic takeoff: <Michael_M> "KP's mom has got it goin' on..."
* Michael_M should keep his mouth shut about KP's mom from now on. <Michael_M> Sorry Mr. Paul... er, I mean... Mrs. Paul...
<Littlebigman> at least P_40E, and eric still love me * Eric|HM chokes on food * Littlebigman preforms himlic <Littlebigman> hmylic* * Eric|HM licks LBM in the nuts <Eric|HM> OH GOD <Eric|HM> KICKS
<dogchow> HBO: Prolonged exposure to the internet may cause idiocy.
* Littlebigman is ALWAYS here * Littlebigman (Littlebigm@homelan-2832E315.umrion01.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by P_40E))) <P_40E> he's not here, now...
<MikeMan445> and both of us are Mike M <Michael_M> Oh dear! * MikeMan445 touches Michael M * MikeMan445 explodes the universe
<Tirion> OPFOR is a term that means Opposing Force <Tirion> its used everywhere to designate the enemy <KP> i am aware of this Tirion <KP> you are of no use here <Tirion> you are of less use <Tirion> stfu <KP> touche
* Lucifer7 turns into an old lady due to watching the antiques road show
* Konrad has joined #HBO * Chanserv sets mode: +v Konrad <Wraith> i used to do that, but the pillows were getting worn out... <Konrad> o_O
* KORHAL (KORHAL@homelan-C4DCAD9.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v KORHAL * Fajita (~ryda_@homelan-1771620F.sympatico.ca) Quit (...) <KORHAL> does he really hate me enough to leave like that? lol <RossMills> Yes * RossMills (~Little_oz@homelan-2D1DE6D0.lond.broadband.ntl.com) Quit <KORHAL> :o * P_71W (guest561@homelan-3377B229.nw-tel.com) Quit (Software caused connection abort) * goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (http://nzds.net/~goatrope">http://nzds.net/~goatrope) <KORHAL> ...
* goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v goatrope <goatrope> is KORHAL gone yet? <goatrope> uhoh * goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (http://nzds.net/~goatrope">http://nzds.net/~goatrope)
* KORHAL watches the tumbleweeds role through HBO irc while no one is here...and runs off chasing them
* KORHAL (KORHAL@homelan-C4DCAD9.mc.videotron.ca) Quit (is stupid and PROUD!) <Geary> I'm feeling less dumb already * Eric sets mode: +iq 547
<Eric> i wont be able to do it with IRC on... Meg, would you be so kind as to ban me for one (no more) hour? <whoknew> Incoming boot! <whoknew> Or not. <whoknew> I can never predict the boots. <whoknew> I bet one is coming for me now. <whoknew> Is it? <whoknew> Now it is. * You were kicked by Pallor[subnova] (Pallor[subnova])
<Magus> dr_saius: They carried daggers mostly to pierce the gaps between armor plates and chainmail, since a sword was often too unwieldy to make a precise stab. <Hawk7886> o.O <goatrope> gj whoever ripped that. <wave_rider> another moment of useless knowlege <Hawk7886> wave, stfu mb * wave_rider feels smarter
<whoknew> xlink is better in my opinion. <Gil27> :( <Gil27> i can't get xlink to work * Gil27 kicks router * whoknew pets router. * whoknew takes Gil27's router to a better home where it won't be abused.
<nof> Oasis sucks <KP> if by sucks you mean rocks, then i wholeheartedly agree <nof> yeah <nof> go ahead kick me <nof> I'm immune now * whoknew was kicked by Warbow (you asked for it) * whoknew (~wjjww@homelan-131957B5.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v whoknew <P_40E> lol <Fajita> rofl <whoknew> Huh? <Fajita> wrong one <Gil27> lol <Warbow> crap... <nof> hehahahaheheheahheehehae rofl <Fajita> hahahaha <whoknew> Not cool warbow. <whoknew> Not cool. <KP> you missed <Warbow> that was for nof <Fajita> well, i guess he *is* immune
<nof> I am required by law to tell you that I am a registered sexaholic
<Tactic> w00t. Guess what I jyst got? <amaroq> syphilis?
<Verdafolio> join us * P_40E has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v P_40E <Verdafolio> ha <Verdafolio> it worked more morons have joined the cause <Fajita> omgp
<KORHAL> all this sexing it making people leave <Verdafolio> hmm <Verdafolio> ok * Verdafolio pukes on KORHAL * KORHAL eats the puke <KORHAL> o_O <Verdafolio> omg <Verdafolio> rofl <Verdafolio> wtf <KORHAL> why the hell did i just say that? <Verdafolio> your a moron? <KORHAL> probably
<CoLd_BlooDed> why is everyone over the line? <CoLd_BlooDed> hmm.. <CoLd_BlooDed> oh, crap
<P_40E> this is LBM and P_40E <Dr_at_Home> lol <Fajita|photoshopping> wait <Fajita|photoshopping> huh? <MC_vince> that sounds controversial P <Dr_at_Home> yeah :-/ * KORHAL wonders why LBM and P_40E are together <P_40E> he's at my house <P_40E> I'm sexing him right now <P_40E> yup he is <Dr_at_Home> i don't wonder that... <Dr_at_Home> lol <KORHAL> O_o <Dr_at_Home> omg fagmuffs :-o
<KORHAL> i dont know what im doing right now so if i go offline then you know i fucked up <P_40E> lol <P_40E> don't come back <Eric> no offense korhy. <KORHAL> hehe <Eric> unless you can mute your speakers <KORHAL> korhy sounds like honry :P <Littlebigman> lol <Eric> yes, honry. <Eric> I'm so honry. <Eric> VERY HONRY <Eric> SOMEONE MAKE HOT HONRY TO ME NOW! * KORHAL makes HOT HONRY to Eric now * Hawk7886 throws horny at Eric * Littlebigman helps <KORHAL> THREE SOME!
* KORHAL eats lbm <LouisWu> no, hte update. <Konrad> Oh <Konrad> I was asking <Littlebigman> lol * Littlebigman eats KORHAL's insides <LouisWu> RvB I grabbed several hours ago. <Littlebigman> yumm <Littlebigman> korhally * KORHAL dies with lbm inside <Konrad> Holy crap... that 3D screenshot is... wow... <KORHAL> lmao korhally! * Littlebigman burst out like Aliens <KORHAL> o_O <Littlebigman> err like teh Alien* * KORHAL runs around with his insides flailing about
<Hawk|Flying> my kitten's being an asshole <Hawk|Flying> I just fed you a little while ago! <Hawk|Flying> STOP BEGGING! * Littlebigman pets Hawks kitten * Littlebigman steals hawks kitten * Hawk|Flying doesn't notice the kitten's gone * Littlebigman pets kitten * Tactic eats kitten <KORHAL> whats with the kitten? <Tactic> I ate it <KORHAL> :o <MikeMan445> What a weird boy he is. <Tactic> =P <KORHAL> lol * Littlebigman sexes kitten <Hawk|Flying> he's crazy, really <Hawk|Flying> OMGWTF <Tactic> ...you sexed teh kitten...while it's in my stomach? <Littlebigman> yes <Hawk|Flying> MY KITTEN! <Tactic> O_o * Littlebigman gives Tactic manbabies
* Tactic sexes Littlebigman through Shishka through Bluestone through CammonB through KORHAL through Mike through Lopez through TEH WU! * Wraith slams head on wall <Bluestone> Tactic has sexed all <Tactic> =P
<Crimson_Blade> I'm sitting here in a damn Darth Vader helmet talking on AIM and IRC <KP> kill yourself <KP> your seed must not be allowed to spread <Eric> and tell your sister to get an aborition, we cant let the virus spread <Crimson_Blade> I have no sister, she's my wife <Eric> crimson, your married <Eric> you have irc <Eric> and your wearing a darth vader helmet? <Crimson_Blade> YEah <Eric> who the fuck did you marry? <Crimson_Blade> I told you guys <Crimson_Blade> my sister
* retsmoalh is now known as retsmolah <Fajita> tada <retsmolah> FUCK I SPELLED IT WRONG AGAIN
<Eric> how do you spell fukc wrong? <Eric> ... <Eric> shit * Eric leaves
<Muskie> yay, M$ got 40 bucks off me :P <P_40E> who was the op who wanted to kick everyone who said "M$"? <P_40E> I hope it was haveblue... <goatrope> probably 3. <P_71W> haveblue <goatrope> possibly shishka. <MrFluffy> prolly Shish * Muskie was kicked by haveblue (sounds like a good idea though)
* kopd spontaneously does nothing.
<vector40> ... what the hell. <vector40> YOU CAN'T MOVE SHADES <vector40> GOATROPE IS A WITCH <goatrope> :D
<Hawk7886> can you explain what you do to make it move, instead of how it works? <vector40> The less Zen response is to turn smoothly but hard on a "fully dynamic" axis. <vector40> Meaning crossing all three planes. <Hawk7886> holy shit <Hawk7886> I think that broke the sound barrier when it went over my head
<goatrope> bahaha <goatrope> talking to my brother's girlfriend on msn <goatrope> --.allie.--.everyone's fool.-- says: <goatrope> your brother is on his way home <goatrope> goatrope says: <goatrope> guess i better put some pants on
* Fajita points to question <Fajita> does no one know? <Fajita> what good are you people anyway <Hawk7886> we're here to amuse, not to help <Verdafolio> im a doorstop <Hawk7886> see? <Fajita> damn you all
<RossMills> n00b, now fold to your hearts content! * Tactic fold Ross <Tactic> folds* <mr_n00b> Oh man, this is so useful * Hawk7886 folds his kitten <Hawk7886> easy to pack <Tactic> O_o
<Michael_M> How to find info on Shiska: 1) Go into Google and type the keywords "KP" and "Hobble". 2) Done. <Eric> lol <KP> lol
<KP> http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive9.pl?read=259994">http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive9.pl?read=259994 <Michael_M> WTF!? PALLOR'S A CHICK!? HOLY SHIT!
* Devin (Hey@homelan-12BBDE6.northwestel.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <goatrope> connection reset by eskimoes :D
* MikeMan445 runs off into the night * MikeMan445 hits his head on the night
<MikeMan445> Where's furhman when you need him <MC_vince> look in your mom's bedroom <MikeMan445> OH SNAP * MikeMan445 looks <MikeMan445> damn <MikeMan445> he was actually there
<Wraith> mmm <Wraith> time for sleep * Wraith (~cold_fusi@homelan-1E46BD33.lwrnce01.in.comcast.net) Quit (and by sleep, i mean fap fap) <Chris> Well, atleast he's honest
<Silvergrunt> I would wilingly trade any girl on earth for halo 2. <Silvergrunt> tis true. <Silvergrunt> I'm halosexual
<Devin> I don't event think there is a gun in whitehorse here... <goatrope> of course there is <goatrope> for huntin polar bears :D
<vector40> Nobody "makes" Unix. <vector40> It's an idea. <vector40> Like love. <vector40> You don't make... oh.
* Hawk7886 throws a rock over the ocean and through goat's window, hitting him in the head and killing him instantly <goatrope> no windows in my house <Hawk7886> wtf goat? <P|quotes> wtf <Hawk7886> underground? <P|quotes> no windows? <goatrope> ONLY LINUX LOL
<vector40> ooh sex * vector40 (~lightning@homelan-9AD0BA6.client.comcast.net) Quit (Client exited)
<Tactic> Ban list, eh? * Tactic (~Your@homelan-40A58A6.satx.rr.com) has left #HBO * Tactic (~Your@homelan-40A58A6.satx.rr.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v Tactic <Tactic> HA! <Tactic> =P <Hawk7886> o..O * KP sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-40A58A6.satx.rr.com <Tactic> NOEZ <KP> try again <KP> please
* Shishka pokes his head in <P_40E> no Shishka <P_40E> you'll regret it * Tactic kicks Shishka's head <P_40E> :( * goatrope pulls Shishka all the way in * goatrope closes door * Tactic ties Shishka to a chair * Tactic was kicked by Shishka (* Shishka kicks Tactic. Not in the head, or anything. He just kicks him.)
* Fajita|f00d is now known as Fajita <Shishka> Fajita was eating food. <Shishka> Wait. Fajita's ARE food. <Shishka> OMG <Shishka> CANNIBAL OMG
* Gil27 (~Gil27@homelan-241B6AD0.vnnyca.adelphia.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) * snowy_duck (~snowy_duc@homelan-1695CDEA.ona.wi.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout) * TURBO (~turbo_lea@homelan-CFE310.om.om.cox.net) Quit <P_40E> wow <mr_n00b> oww <goatface|trIX> Triple Quit! * goatface|trIX (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quitacular!)
* Konrad (Konrad@homelan-27A887EC.client.comcast.net) Quit <KP> gei factor just went down 91%
* SC_CJ|Dinner kicks KORHAL in the Fajita <Fajita> oi <Fajita> NOT a body part
* SC_CJ|Dinner kicks KORHAL in the Fajita..times 10 <thehomeland> hmm <Fajita> .... <KORHAL> :o * Fajita (~ryda_@homelan-4B93ABD.sympatico.ca) Quit <thehomeland> Xo
<P_40E> I'm gonna play Halo with my new graphics card and amaze you all with it's graphics omg :O <Konrad> P <Verdafolio> lol <Konrad> No you're not <P_40E> hehehe... <Konrad> You're going to play it with your Geforce 2 MX <P_40E> I wonder if it can even play it :P <Konrad> and you're going to 4 fps at 400x300x8 with 16 colors <Verdafolio> lol <Verdafolio> that would be funny <P_40E> lol <Konrad> A grunt will be your worst nightmare <Konrad> Keyes will look like KP <Konrad> but with two legs <Konrad> If 343GS approaches you, you will mistake him for the Death Star <Konrad> Longsword fighters look like Flying Wings from WWII <Konrad> And Cortana looks like an older Jenna Jameson
<GruntyThrst> Shishka, Hawk said you tried to ban me last night but got my name wero <Shishka> Oh, did I? * Shishka sets mode: +b GruntyThrst!*@* <GruntyThrst> o shit * GruntyThrst was kicked by Shishka (That look about right?)
<XLNC> but more ram makes ur virtual dick bigger...
* mr_n00b (~mr_n00b@homelan-2FAD708F.shlb1201.mi.comcast.net) Quit (I'll catch you on the flip side) * goatrope flips * goatrope falls <goatrope> thought he'd catch me >:(
* LouisWu was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time) <noffie-poos> rofl * LouisWu (~errera@homelan-202A02E1.smallbits.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +oq LouisWu LouisWu <|3of9|> LOL! <KP> rofl <thehomeland> heh <LouisWu> fuck you, Lopez.
* P_40E throws rock into UK and hopes it hits him * MC_vince (~mcvince55@homelan-11E8DD91.freedom2surf.net) Quit <P_40E> rofl * MC_vince (~mcvince55@homelan-11E8DD91.freedom2surf.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v MC_vince * haveblue hears loud "oi!" echoing over the atlantic <MC_vince> damn you P, stuffed my connection up <MC_vince> ;) <P_40E> I guess it hit him... <P_40E> good! * P_40E throws another <MC_vince> AAGGHH, MY BALLS! <MC_vince> damn you P :(
<vector40> sooo <vector40> Anyone for Halo? <Verdafolio> not me <vector40> HAHA JUST KIDDING <vector40> IT'S JUST #HBO, THE NON-HALO PLAYING CHANNEL
<Eric> or bans me for sixx hours for something konrad did along with me, while konrad gets not even a slap on the wrist <MC_vince> talk to Wu if you feel so strongly then * Eric was kicked by Lopez (no lying) * Eric (Eric@homelan-2CBE23EA.up.mi.chartermi.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v Eric <Eric> WTF <XLNC> WTF <P_40E> roflmao <MorningStar> hah <MikeMan445> LMAO <Eric> see? discriminating against me
* MC_vince spits sticky white stuff <Konrad> o_O <Konrad> KP <MC_vince> damn mayonaise <Konrad> I may have crossed the line <Konrad> but Vince just flew over it in a fucking F-22
<Tactic> I envy your theme, KP... <KP> i envy your knee, Tactic...
<Konrad> right now my greatest fear in life is coming home late one night, walking in, and seeing KP walk out
* KP|Sleep is now known as KP <KP> meh <Zeta> no sleep? <KP> no, i'm sleep chatting <KP> ass
* Zeta is board <KP> board? <Zeta> ... * Zeta is also tires so stfu <KP> bored, maybe? <P_40E> tires? <Zeta> stuf <Zeta> ag <Zeta> stfu <P_40E> stuf? <P_40E> :P:P
<goatrope> KP <goatrope> send your xbox to me <goatrope> i'll fix it <goatrope> i swear <KP> lol, i don't think so <Zeta> he'll sell it on Ebay <goatrope> dang. <goatrope> wtf Zeta? <goatrope> i'd keep it. <goatrope> i mean.
<goatrope> KP connection reset by peer <goatrope> here it comes <Zeta> ... * KP (~kpaul@homelan-15A0554.adsl.snet.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<XLNC> Konrad is in serious danger of being kicked <Konrad> I concur, X <XLNC> KP, will you do the honors? <Konrad> Fuck... <XLNC> 3... <XLNC> 2.... <XLNC> 1....... * Konrad cowers, closes eyes * XLNC was kicked by KP (KP)
<Konrad> uh oh <Konrad> It's KP <Konrad> run <Konrad> actually <Konrad> walk <Konrad> he can't keep up
<XLNC|work> never used xbc * Cullen runs off crying, and hugs his Xbox <XLNC|work> one of the few, here. <Eric> i used to use it all the time <KP> i've only used it at miguel's house <KP> that also goes for gay sex
<Konrad> *Playing Halo* La la la la... oh look! Ghost! *shoots ghost with FRG* die! *screen freezes* what? <Konrad> *Restarts PC, goes into game again, plays for 10 seconds, screen freezes* <Konrad> "gr" <Geary> *You have been banned from this server for using the FRG* <Geary> "omgf00kj00!! <Konrad> *checks inside of PC, northbridge fan is not spinning* <Konrad> IS THERE NO GOD!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! <Geary> No <Geary> there is <Geary> he just hates you <Konrad> indeed
* MereCatfish is NOT <Sadistic> Save you some trouble <Sadistic> http://www.bungie.net/Games/Halo2/Gallery.aspx?Gallery=Screenshots&page=2">http://www.bungie.net/Games/Halo2/Gallery.aspx?Gallery=Screenshots&page=2 <Sadistic> Bottom right <Sparticus> you sure you dont mean bottom left? <Sadistic> Yes <Sadistic> The Bottom right PIC <Sparticus> oh yea <Sparticus> but anyways <Sadistic> The guy is on the bottom left <Sparticus> in the pic <Sparticus> the 2 guys behind him both had battle rifles <Sadistic> THAT is clearly a shotgun <Sparticus> i cant quite tell whats in the left hand of him though <Sparticus> dude <Sparticus> you can see the scope on it <Sparticus> its a battle rifle <Sadistic> CRACKHEAD <Sadistic> THAT IS A SHOTGUN <MereCatfish> lol <Sparticus> the guy on the left, in his right hand, is battle rifle <Sadistic> http://www.bungie.net/images/Games/Halo2/screenshots/sm_h2_mp_03.jpg">http://www.bungie.net/images/Games/Halo2/screenshots/sm_h2_mp_03.jpg <Sadistic> Merecatfish, TELL him that's a shotgun <Sadistic> In the bottom left of the pic <MereCatfish> IT IS AN ASSAULT RIFLE <MereCatfish> N00BS <Sparticus> lmfao
<Konrad> henceforth and therefore, William is dum <Konrad> dumb...
* Konrad is now known as Konrad|About_to_get_kicked * Konrad|About_to_get_kicked was kicked by KP (KP)
* goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v goatrope * goatrope has Corn Pops. <P_40E> I thought that said "porn" at first ;P <goatrope> oops. * oddworld (~oddworld1@homelan-15AF4E8A.arlngt01.va.comcast.net) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v oddworld * goatrope has Porn Cops. <oddworld> goddamn i hate bittorrent <P_40E> rofl <goatrope> woot for awkward sentences just as somebody joins.
<goatrope> bleh <goatrope> connection reset by mom * goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit
<dizzy[subnova]> it's not mine :p <dizzy[subnova]> i wish i had a cat that cute. <Zeta> you lied. <Zeta> you said it was. <mr_n00b> liez, all of them <KORHAL> cats rule <mr_n00b> we love the pussy <Zeta> O_o <KORHAL> yes...yes that kind of pussy <mr_n00b> ...cat <Zeta> heh
<P_40E> XLNC, stfu. <XLNC> make me * Added XLNC!*@* to ignore list
*** Moses (~cutthroat@homelan-2234D180.dyn.optonline.net) has joined the channel *** ChanServ has voiced Moses <Moses> heyyy <P_40E> hi <XLNC> hey Moses, where Jesus be?
* Littlebigman has bohamian rapsody stuck in head <MikeMan445> Bohamian rapsody? <Littlebigman> yah <Littlebigman> Queen <MikeMan445> I'm just a poor ham, from a poor hamily? <Littlebigman> boy <Littlebigman> not ham <MikeMan445> I know it's queen... <MikeMan445> ITS A JOKE <Littlebigman> oh ok <MikeMan445> IT'S SPELLED BOHEMIAN <Littlebigman> lol <MikeMan445> rofl <Littlebigman> oh i get it
<goatrope> I hvae a xobks * goatrope (~mongofoot@homelan-3A896554.bchsia.telus.net) Quit <KP> nice <KP> another classic goatrope exit...
<amaroq> the weather guy on TV said, 'the rain will be in Greendale at 5:16', and i look out the window at 5:16 and it starts raining. it's weird how they can do that and still be off by 20 degrees on the high temperature for the day
* KP sets mode: -vvv amaroq BOLL c0ld * KP sets mode: -v msn_working <MikeMan445> roffle <amaroq> omg it's a IRC revolution <KP> that just bugs me, makes you a different color <MikeMan445> a COUP! <amaroq> kp has seized control of the capital <Konrad|Pre-ordering_LE> you mean it's KP's menstruation <KP> but yes, it's all part of my bloody coup <Konrad|Pre-ordering_LE> 'zing' * Konrad|Pre-ordering_LE was kicked by KP (pre-order this bitch)
* KP throws a rock at goatrope from 4000 miles away <BOLL> amazing strength... * goatrope stares at rock as if he was a deer caught in headlights <BOLL> and accuracy... * goatrope watches rock slow down to bullet time * goatrope sees rock blast through his cieling and smash his modem * goatrope Quit
<Konrad> I'm not as stupid as KP looks
<KP> crassworm: behind you <Crassworm> :O * Crassworm turns around <KP> there's something terribly interesting behind you and we're all looking at it <Crassworm> NOE WEI <Konrad> yeah, KP's ass <KP> true, konrad <Crassworm> rofl <Konrad> it envelopes 99% of the space in the universe <Konrad> ooooh wait, that was his collection of crutches <Konrad> my bad
<KP> just put queens of the stone age back on my playlist, damn good song <Konrad> Yeah, it's hilarioui <Konrad> hilarious... <KP> i thought you just made the plural of hilarious
* Konrad was kicked by KP (hillarioui, isn't it?)
* Lopez sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-10405200.dyn.optonline.net * Fuzzy was kicked by Lopez (multiple repeat floods) <Crassleep> lol. <P_40E> lol <Konrad> ROFL <Silvergrunt> lol <Konrad> what an idiot <Silvergrunt> lol <Silvergrunt> lol <Silvergrunt> lol <Silvergrunt> what an idiot * Silvergrunt was kicked by shunji (don't be like Fuzzy)
<LouisWu> can you ride a pony in halo 2? <LouisWu> and if not... why not?
* KP awakes <LouisWu> oh, look <LouisWu> there's our 'see, we can't be elitist, we let HIM in' guy
<Hawk7886> hey, P, how many cats you do you? <XLNC> you do you? <P_40E> you do you? <MikeMan445> How many cats do you? <KP> you do you? <Hawk7886> have <XLNC> lol <Hawk7886> thanks <Hawk7886> yeah <KP> lol * Hawk7886 walks away ashamed
<Hawk7886> ... <Hawk7886> Die. <MikeMan445> ... <MikeMan445> Live. <Stefander> t3h.
<P_40E> stef... I don't want to know what you do with your boyfriend... <Stefander> Me and him are very good friends.. <Stefander> I like to push his buttons. 8) <Stefander> And spank him when he won't work... * P_40E quickly changes subject <Stefander> And sometimes I check out his insides... * P_40E has quit IRC (Quit: Client quit) <Stefander> The only boyfriend I have is named "Stefan's computer"
<KP> then why is there no porn at http://www.porn.com">http://www.porn.com <KP> THAT'S disturbing <XLNC> omg <KP> AH <KP> PORN'S THERE NOW <KP> when the hell did that happen <Zeta> lol <XLNC> KP, kick yourself!! <KP> it seriously used to not have any porn there * KP sets mode: +b *!*@homelan-15A0554.adsl.snet.net <XLNC> lmao <Zeta> rofl <KP> if i disconnect <KP> .... <KP> i'm screwed
* Owm sexes sleep <Zeta> yeah, now im never sleeping again. <Owm> rolf <Zeta> not with your sexing all over it
<Zeta> how can you sex sleep? <Owm> not really sure <Gutupio> wet dream
<Wraith shoots Zeta with Magnum Pistol from First Strike <Zeta> AAAggg..*hurk blah* <Konrad> Zeta died!!! * Konrad raids Zeta's PC * Konrad is disgusted, walks away * Zeta is now known as ZetaDead * Wraith shoots WaLKa too, just cause he feels like it * Wraith hears announcer say "Double kill" * Konrad thwaps Wraith in the back * Konrad is now known as Announcer <Announcer> KILLING SPREE
* Konrad eats his Crunch bar, is left wanting more <Littlebigman> brush teeth, take poop, sleep, if poop was not completed, wake up, poop, fall back to sleep <Konrad> o_O * Konrad is no longer left wanting more
<CoLd_BlooDed> hey, Konrad, go slip into something more comfortable, like a coma...
* LouisWu1 (~errera@homelan-284CED3A.smallbits.com) has joined #HBO * LouisWu (~errera@homelan-202A02E1.smallbits.com) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by LouisWu1))) <KP> hmm * LouisWu1 is now known as LouisWu <Konrad> hm * LouisWu was kicked by KP (KP) <Konrad> lag out? <c0ld> :S <KP> HAHAHAHAHA <c0ld> [19:52:40] * LouisWu was kicked by KP (KP) <KP> ohhhhhh shit i'm in trouble <c0ld> save that :P <KP> lol * LouisWu (~errera@homelan-284CED3A.smallbits.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +oq LouisWu LouisWu <Konrad> rofl <LouisWu> what the fuck was that? <c0ld> heheh <c0ld> [19:52:40] * LouisWu was kicked by KP (KP) <Konrad> KP <KP> lol <c0ld> KP did it * KP hobbles away <LouisWu> asshat.
* Konrad farts on Littlebigman, melting him instantly
<Bluestone> Willy's Back! * CoLd_BlooDed is now known as Willy <Willy> no I'm not <Tactic> o_o * Willy leaves * Willy is now known as CoLd_BlooDed <CoLd_BlooDed> what an asshole
<MC_vince> Hey LBM <Littlebigman> the second after i ate, i crapped it all out <Littlebigman> i feel like MC_vince's face- crap <MC_vince> :( <Littlebigman> lol <MC_vince> you've never seen me Littlebigman, how daare you say what I look like. <Littlebigman> lol im just playing <Littlebigman> with my self <MC_vince> ah, well you did a good guess <P_40E> we know <MC_vince> ewww <Littlebigman> but seriously im kidding that you like like crap <Littlebigman> look* <Littlebigman> you actually look like shit <MC_vince> :D <Littlebigman> aki mushrooms <P_40E>> rofl <MC_vince> damn you :( <Littlebigman> heh * Littlebigman is so funny
* CoLd_BlooDed fires nuke * CoLd_BlooDed runs <Zeta> AHH * CoLd_BlooDed is too fat to run * Zeta gets into shelter * CoLd_BlooDed is vaporized in his own tactical nuclear explosion <CoLd_BlooDed> blech * wave_rider survives but losses his legs <CoLd_BlooDed> stupid pig legs <CoLd_BlooDed> I have hoofs <wave_rider> thats disturbing <CoLd_BlooDed> very <wave_rider> heh <wave_rider> porky <wave_rider> lol <wave_rider> all you need is a studder <CoLd_BlooDed> that's all I hear anymore <CoLd_BlooDed> "How's it going, porky." and "Hey, oinky, another lapdance!" I'm tired of it!
<CoLd_BlooDed> I want my money@ * wave_rider wins * CoLd_BlooDed gobbles up wave_rider * Zeta gives CoLd money <CoLd_BlooDed> :D * CoLd_BlooDed runs <Zeta> play money. <Zeta> stop staring at me.... * P_40E sexes the money <P_40E> still want it? * CoLd_BlooDed eats play money
<KP> fuckin coerce is terrible tonight <KP> has the fuckers that go around trying to tk and then when you kill them they go "omfg kp is tker get himz" <Raider> heh, yeah i hate those <KP> people like that make me wanna set a brush fire to the internet to get rid of all the stupid
<LouisWu> lol <LouisWu> banned from coerce
<KPizzle> stfu <P_40E> :( <KP> turn that frown upside down <P_40E> ): <Zeta> lol <KP> much better
<Wraith> oooo <Wraith> definitely Kristen Kreuk * Wraith (~cold_fusi@homelan-1E46BD33.lwrnce01.in.comcast.net) Quit (fap fap fap)
<William> Dude... that was your mom. <Magus> Oh, nice come back, William. <William> Oh, haha, suck my nut, Magus. <goatrope> :| <goatrope> your "nut"?
<Mini-Twizzi> <Mini-Twizzi> I want to turn HBO into a pr0n site. <Mini-Twizzi> <LouisWu> Me too. <Mini-Twizzi> of course <Mini-Twizzi> he wasnt talkin to me <P_40E> lol <Mini-Twizzi> But he said it at the right time. <Hawk7886> omg Grunts Gone Wild <Eric|HM4> omfg SHOW THEM FOOD NIPPLES
<KP> that jen taylor movie looks decentish <dizzy[subnova]> ... <dizzy[subnova]> looks ASSISH <dizzy[subnova]> it looks so stupid. <KORHAL> ? <KP> it IS funny to hear cortana talking things other than halo things <dizzy[subnova]> i wouldn't see it; <KP> neither would i <dizzy[subnova]> yeah <KORHAL> yeah <KP> but i don't want her to starve * KP signs petition <KORHAL> its one of those times where the face doesnt fit the voice <KP> only because you're used to a purple face <dizzy[subnova]> everytime she said something, i was like "CORTANA J00 C DED PPL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" <KP> her face fits her voice fine i think <Crassworm> hah <KP> ROFL diz
<Zeta> damn, what was it... <Zeta> I had something to say to you Stef.. <Zeta> ARG <Stefander> lol * Zeta bangs head on wall <Zeta> not helping... <Zeta> this is gonna drive me crazy all night <Zeta> ill never get to sleep <Zeta> it'll be 5AM and ill remember <Zeta> then ill fall asleep <Zeta> and wont be able to remember in the morning <Zeta> then it'll drive me crazy all day <Zeta> I wont get my homework done <Zeta> then ill fail school <Zeta> then ill be out on the street with no job <Zeta> thanks for ruining my life Stef... <Stefander> :o <Owm> look what you've done to zeta, stef!
<Chris> i am mastubating to you right now <Magus> Ok <Magus> Earlier was a joke. <Magus> But that just creeped me out. <KP> hey whoa now, there's a line <KP> right over there <KP> we're on the right side <KP> you're on the wrong side <KP> get back on our side now <Chris> yeah, i tend to cross those a lot * Chris gets back
<Use> I dont know what ur talking about i love fluffy teddybears. <Use> ops <Use> sorry <Use> wrong window
<Konrad|MakingShisoes> gah, that four hours of sleep i got when i came home from school is biting me in the ass <CoLd_BlooDed> that's your dogs name? <CoLd_BlooDed> "That Four Hours Of Sleep I got When I Came Home >From School" <CoLd_BlooDed> long name for a pet
<Gutupio> My 56 K line had sex with other 56k lines, and it really slowed down d/l
<P|winz> if you want to leave, just steal my nick ;) <Zeta> !!! * Zeta is now known as P_40E * P_40E (Zeta-7@homelan-1CCC058E.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by P|winz))) <P|winz> whee * P|winz is now known as P_40E * Zeta-7 (Zeta-7@homelan-1CCC058E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #HBO * Zeta-7 is now known as Zeta <P_40E> *pwnt* * ChanServ sets mode: +v Zeta <Zeta> I knew it would do that. <P_40E> Yeah, right. ;P <Zeta> no really, I did. <Zeta> just did it for kicks
<KP> everything with shishka in it is gold <KP> http://p40e.250free.com/quotes.htm <P|omfgtesting> so true <KP> don't tell him i said that though <KP> tell him i said he's a whore
<Crassworm> brb sex
<KP> berlin was in better condition after WW2 than my knee
<Pallor[subnova]> i love erections. its like applause.
<CoLd_BlooDed> oh, I get it, you're all gonna ignore me? <CoLd_BlooDed> maybe we should start over * CoLd_BlooDed has left #HBO * CoLd_BlooDed has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v CoLd_BlooDed <P_40E> HI COLD <CoLd_BlooDed> hey, everybody! <MC_vince> hey CoLd_BlooDed <CoLd_BlooDed> omg hi! <CoLd_BlooDed> this is all so unexpected! <CoLd_BlooDed> bastards...
<CoLd_BlooDed> hey Shishka, guess what? <Shishka> ? <Shishka> No wait, let me guess. <CoLd_BlooDed> okay, guess <CoLd_BlooDed> go ahead, Shish! <CoLd_BlooDed> anytime now <P_40E> cold sucks? <CoLd_BlooDed> besides that <Shishka> ...You've married a lettuce salad, but the marriage has turned sour as you can't figure out how to have kids. <MC_vince> lmao <CoLd_BlooDed> well, it's the salads fault <Shishka> See, blame is the prime reason marriages fail. =( <CoLd_BlooDed> yeah, you're right <CoLd_BlooDed> I'm sorry <CoLd_BlooDed> omg, Shishka the councilor! <Shishka> Actually, I'm counselor. It's like a councilor, but spelled better.
* MC_vince has a lot of Data about Star Trek jokes * MC_vince waits for laughs <P_40E> -_- <Konrad|ModWithdrawl> very corny <MC_vince> my eye jokes are even cornea <Konrad|ModWithdrawl> ... <CoLd_BlooDed> hahaha <Konrad|ModWithdrawl> windows can be a real pane * CoLd_BlooDed isn't really laughing <P_40E> -_- -_- -_- <CoLd_BlooDed> just like drawers, what's up with that? * CoLd_BlooDed waits * CoLd_BlooDed waits even longer <Shishka> ...
<Shishka> ...I swear to god, when I destroy the world, you're all partly to blame. <CoLd_BlooDed> even me? <CoLd_BlooDed> :'( <Shishka> You're on the list twice, but it's probably a typo my secretary made.
* Michael_M has joined #HBO <Michael_M> D: <Michael_M> is it just me, or whenever I post a reply on the bungie forum it doesn't show up? <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> Michael_M- they banned all of New Zealand <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> You guys use up too much bandwidth. <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> You've got a different kind of Internet. <Michael_M> WHAA? <Michael_M> Yeah right. <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> the way it transfers. <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> it's programmed differently. <Michael_M> of course... <Michael_M> of course... <Michael_M> dude, why would they ban a whole country? <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> Michael_M- Bandwidth costs money <Michael_M> ...and why would goatrope know? <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> If there's one single place that's wasting a lot, they eliminate the problem <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> because Canada used to use the same programming <Michael_M> yes.. <goatrope|GOCANUCKS> they had a recall in 2002 <Michael_M> but you still haven't told me how you know that they banned NZ... <Michael_M> how would you know? <goatrope> You didn't see the news post? <Michael_M> I'm sure you knew how they banned NZ if they did... but how did you know they banned NZ if they did? <goatrope> They listed a couple countries <Michael_M> what news post? <Michael_M> Lead me to this news post... <goatrope> dude it's old <Michael_M> oh really? * goatrope lols at mike <goatrope> i'm KIDDING <Michael_M> HAH! <Michael_M> I KNEW IT!
<KP> i swear a whole fucking hell of a shit ton
<goaty|trixing> GUHASDK. <Hawk7886> ... <goaty|trixing> I'm pretty sure Bungie designed the maw run JUST to piss me off. <P_40E> lol <goaty|trixing> "Hey, maybe goatrope will drive here, let's stick a tiny little bump there..and then program it to make his hog fly like eighty feet in the air and crash and kill him. yeah, that'd be good" <goaty|trixing> o m f g <goaty|trixing> I somehow got turned around... <goaty|trixing> I just drove back to the elevator shaft..
* dogchow33 goes * dogchow33 has quit IRC () <Hawk7886> dog just called KP a power whore <Hawk7886> what an ass <KP> omgwtf * KP sets mode: ban that fucker... absorb more power
<KP> no, you're making yourself feel better at their expense <KP> bully <Konrad> whoa * Konrad was kicked by KP (because it makes me feel like a bigger man)
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<Jillybean> Who needs the forum? Here we can spam in real time
<Hawk7886> getting water on the keyboard is a bad idea <Zeta> yeah <Hawk7886> even though my girlfriend has officially drowned mine in over 30 ounces of the stuff <Hawk7886> and it's held up <Zeta> wow <Hawk7886> <3 keyboard <Zeta> one tough keyboard <Hawk7886> nice build <Hawk7886> solid <Hawk7886> I can hit people with it <Hawk7886> Wireless, too, so I can throw it
* Pico is now known as Pico|Showering * Gutupio is now known as Gutu|ShoweringWithPico <KP|IhateShishka> ... that confirms a few suspicions * Owm is now known as Owm|GroupShowering
<Shishka> The loss of his leg meant the end of KP's 3rd campaign through the American Australian war. <Shishka> It's fun, if you play a war movie, he starts hobbing around the room painting REMEMBER BONDI over the walls with crisco. <Shishka> Why we let him walk around with crisco is beyond me.
* KP takes a trip to visit shishka and kill him <Shishka> No you can't, KP. You couldn't hobble to me fast enough.
<Shishka> It's well documented that in the 19th century, stuffing hot embers down anothers pants was a popular way to say hello to old aquaintances. <Owm> rofl <Shishka> It was replaced after about 75 years of popularity by kicking a puppy. <Shishka> Which nearly made it to the 20th century when it was discovered that beating a person unconcious with their own leg was a jovial way to say hello that warmed the spirit and charmed the ladies. <Owm> ouch <Shishka> This would be how I'd greet KP... But he's only got one leg left and he needs that leg to hobble. <Shishka> KP's a hobbler. <Shishka> He hobbles. * KP|IhateShishka tears Shishka's arms off and beats him with the sticky end! <Shishka> Yeah right, like you could maintain the balance for that. <Shishka> Now hobble along, little hobbler. The two legged people have things to do.
* BOLL dances ontop server <BOLL> wee woo waa <BOLL> I hope it will stay up for more than a week * ice_duck (~snowy_duc@15FE6882.7BD2E826.91AE1A9.IP) Quit (Ping timeout) <Jillybean> Wee woo waa BOLL <Jillybean> Wee woo waa *looks serene* * Hawk7886 pictures BOLL dancing on top of a server shouting, "Wee woo waa!" at the top of his lungs and smiles.
<RunningRiot> so... no discussion? no speculation on WHAT the hell cortana is doing on the lebanon? <dizzy[subnova]> 420 lol smoek weid evri deay <RunningRiot> this is not a bungie fan room then... <RunningRiot> i must be in the wrong place
<K-Twizzy> I got banned. <goatrope> mmm that felt good. <goatrope> i just banned K-Twizzy from my channel. * Fajita cackles <dizzy[subnova]> hurhurhurhuhruhruhruhruhuehuehruehruehu <goatrope> he's probably yelling at me right now. <K-Twizzy> yeh <goatrope> but i've got him ignored. <K-Twizzy> why goat why? <goatrope> because i hate you, that's why.
<Mr_Slave> 5. Ross Mills: Is Ross gay? <MrFluffy> yes <Wraith> yes <dizzy[subnova]> no <Sadistic> YES <Mr_Slave> Winner: dizzy[subnova] Answer: He says he isn't... Time: 3.255 Streak: 3 Points: 18 WPM: 7 Rank: 7th <Mr_Slave> You're on fire!
<Hawk7886> methinks Lopez is sleeping... <Hawk7886> Xboxen <Jillybean> He has to sleep sometime <Jillybean> xboxxi <Jillybean> xboxxi <Hawk7886> robots nap <Jillybean> xboxxi * Jillybean was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time) <P_40E> rofl * Jillybean (~jbean_got@homelan-F94B1A.renf.cable.ntl.com) has joined #HBO * ChanServ sets mode: +v Jillybean <Jillybean> Or not <Jillybean> Wanker
* SFLegend fires a high velocity mojo at Geary's stomach
<Geary> I'm a man?! * Geary looks down <Geary> Oh my god!
<vector40> http://www.nice-tits.org/">http://www.nice-tits.org/
<vector40> Shouldn't you be working, Louis? IRC is a waste of time. <LouisWu> sorry, what? <LouisWu> I was working
<Geary> Anytime you get pissed at your computer, just think of this: There's someone somewhere in the world who's computer is twice as good as yours <LouisWu> Macs suck. <SC_CJ> lol <SC_CJ> kills Louis <LouisWu> Buy a Coleco * Geary prepares to quote Louis <LouisWu> lol - like anyone would believe you, Geary * SC_CJ pets his Macs <Geary> ...........damn <Geary> You will rue the day, Louis! * Geary swings his cape around and runs off <Konrad> Go ahead! Start rueing! <SC_CJ> lol <SC_CJ> nice touch with the cape geary <LouisWu> wait... which day am I rueing? <Geary> Today...... <LouisWu> I rue every day. <Geary> ......ass <LouisWu> oh, wait... <Geary> stop trying to stomp on my point
<Stuntmutt> it's a pinhole... <LouisWu> what's that? <Crassworm> hah <LouisWu> A pinhead? <LouisWu> I thought it was a pinhead using a camera
<LouisWu> you need a new camera, sir. <Stuntmutt> hey <LouisWu> Yours sucks.
<Hawk7886> but what if I told you I would make a really good IRC half-op? <LouisWu> um... * BOLL chuckles <mr_n00b> do we believe you hawk? <Shishka> We'd point, and laugh <LouisWu> I'd ask Shishka for a second opinion.
<Shishka> Two weeks, K-Twizzy. Are you aware of what happens then? <BOLL> I'm still lost... <K-Twizzy> E3 <Stuntmutt> e3 <mr_n00b> E4 <Shishka> Good monkey. Go eat a bannana.
<BOLL> "We’re also bringing back a favorite feature that has been missing in Bungie games since the Myth series." <LouisWu> fun <Shishka> Ouch. Lou just burned Bungie. <LouisWu> yeah, cause Halo sucked. * Shishka posts to the forum * BOLL jumps a cliff
<Zeta> THAT should be bashed <Gutu|ENG> it wasnt funny at all <Gutu|ENG> nor relevant, witty, or in good taste... <Gutu|ENG> it'd be perfect
<Eric> stfu zeta <P_40E> stfu eric <Eric> stfu p <goaty|tricking> stfu eric <KP> stfu eric <Eric> stfu everyone <KP> 3 - 1 <P_40E> stfu kp <Eric> stfu kp <goaty|tricking> stfu kp <goaty|tricking> stfu eric <Eric> rotfl <KP> uhoh 3 - 1 on me <Eric> STFU GOAT <goaty|tricking> no <Eric> YOU STFU AND GO TO HELL <goaty|tricking> stfu eric <KP> too bad your votes don't count <Eric> goddamned goat <goaty|tricking> lol <goaty|tricking> kp is a hop so he's triple points * KP sets mode: -vvv Eric goaty|tricking P_40E <KP> S <KP> T <KP> F <KP> U
<Zeta> why does owm never have voice? <KP> never asks for it <Zeta> ah. * KP sets mode: +v Owm109 <KP> did you want voice? <Owm109> heh, I like to watch
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<dizzy[subnova]> my keyboard is not listed in here uner the devices... <KP> just gotta ride it out and play it as it happens, not much our advice can do <KP> diz- stab the mobo <KP> twice <Eric> with a big, metal handled knife <Eric> while the comp is running <Eric> and a big metal blade too * dizzy[subnova] (Ron50@homelan-363045C3.walngs01.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <Eric> ... <P_40E> hahahahaha <KP> uhoh <KP> i didn't think he'd do it!
<bentllama> cops are here... gotta go <P_40E> :o * bentllama (~bentllama@homelan-11D6A9E5.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit
<[RED]Kyrceck> I love Lopez <[RED]Kyrceck> I love Lopez <[RED]Kyrceck> I love Lopez * [RED]Kyrceck was kicked by Lopez (stop repeating, we heard you the first time) <SG> I love Lopez <SG> I love Lopez <SG> I love Lopez * Lopez sets mode: +l 52 <KP|AWay> wtf
<Shishka> All I have to do is stay outside of a 4 foot circle around you, KP, and it's not like you can chase me down. <KP> that's probably why i hate you <KP> in fact, it is that exact reason
